"Fortunately, Godfather Ma is sick today. Otherwise, I don't know how the mountain goat voice would torture me.”After the ambulance sent Godfather Ma to the hospital, Xiao Yun also took a ride back to her "home". She muttered to herself as soon as she entered the door.
She was a little thirsty after a night of toiling. She picked up the thermos bottle and shook it, but she didn't hear the sound of water. Tomorrow, tomorrow, no matter what, he had to buy a water dispenser. Otherwise, drinking water every day would become a problem.
He put down the thermos bottle and walked into the kitchen. He first drank a few mouthfuls of tap water from the tap, then filled the stainless steel kettle and placed it on the gas stove. He started a fire to boil water and walked back to the living room.
" Pills, Gray Silver is here."
He turned on his computer and logged into the TQ pill group. He typed a line of words and then added an extremely excited little human head.
"Big Underpants, have you read your book? " If you haven't seen it yet, then go and see it!" A pill who had been waiting by the computer for a long time said hurriedly when he saw Big Underpants 'avatar flashing on TQ.
"Y, let's go and take a look. You'll definitely be lustful, right?”Behind him was a small head that was laughing.
" Of course, I say, why don't you go and take a look? Hurry up and go-" He didn't know what was on the " pill " page, but the pill looked very excited.
Oh, I forgot to mention that Xiao Yunyi's pen name on L5917K was " Pill ".
"Wow, the click rate has actually exceeded 100,000? Here, take a pill." After looking at her own page, Xiao Yun excitedly typed out a line of words.
"Miracle, isn't it? The two chapters were only 5,000 words, but the number of views exceeded 100,000. There were nearly 1,000 fresh flowers, and 100 reviews. Big Underpants, you have created a precedent for L5917K. You'll die." The frog with three golden threads said.
Big Underpants, congratulations." After the frog with three golden threads finished speaking, a pill called Mask interrupted.
"This is the glory of us, the master of lustful silver. The miracle has yet to reach its peak.”
"Vomiting to the end, enough porridge." said the transparent lace.
"But…" Xiao Yunyi typed out these two words and then went silent.
"But what?" The mask asked.
"But isn't this too fake? Two chapters of 5,000 words, 100,000 views, nearly 1,000 flowers, 100 reviews, and pills. Although I was very excited after reading them, I felt very guilty.”Behind her was an awkward face.
"There's no buts. Big Underpants, let me tell you, the few of us have indeed collected all of them. We have also written reviews and sent flowers. But don't forget, each newly registered member only gets one dog's tail flower a day. Even if I gave you all of them, you would only get a hundred or so flowers, and there would only be a dozen reviews. Take a closer look. Many of the reviews were not written by the pills.”The frog with three golden threads said.
"Oh, I didn't notice.”After putting on a snickering smile, Xiao Yun also left.
After a while, he came up and typed a few more lines."Mm, after a careful look, it really is as Yin Yin said. But this is not normal."
"There's nothing unusual about it, Big Underpants. Although you've only uploaded about 5,000 words, your novel has a new idea and a clear theme. It had changed the shortcomings of the previous online novels, such as making up stories, using plots, making up stories, and using stallion and magic. That was why they had received so much silver. I feel very normal." the mask said.
"Big pants on, hahaha, you're pregnant, congratulations. Your book is very popular, you see.”At this moment, the Butterfly Sword appeared.
"I saw it and was very surprised. Why did it feel like it was the silver used to make counterfeit money? Hehe.”
"That's normal. This is the combination of your personal charm and the charm of your book. Don't care so much. Wear other people's shoes, live in other people's houses, spend other people's money, drive other people's cars, take other people's roads, and let others worry. Hehe-"
"What? Haha, alright then, I'll continue to pretend to be 13 while drooling.”
"Aiya, what are you talking about, Big Underpants? You're not allowed to ruin the glorious image of my idol. Otherwise, the pills wouldn't let you off. Oh right, I have a suggestion."
"Speak." Behind her was a calm little face.
"I suggest that we add a few small pill groups to give more pills an interaction platform. If you think it's okay, then let's open one each. The lace one is called Dakening, and the casual one is called Shi Duqing. How about that?”
"I have no objections. What about the other silver? If not, we'll do as you say. Great and lascivious pills, in order to thank the prostitutes for their support and encouragement, I have decided to pay for their internet fees this month. Don't forget to give me your internet payment account. I'll transfer the internet fees for the past two months to you tomorrow. Was it lust to not be full of melon seeds? Alright, I'm going to code the third chapter. After it's uploaded, everyone can take some pills together..."
"Yeah, I'm looking forward to you, Big Underpants.”
Then, Xiao Yunyi started to write the thirtieth chapter of " A Little Bug in the Pugilistic World ". In this chapter, Xiao Yunyi wrote a few lines:
I didn't expect to meet my opponent so soon, but today I happened to see him at a cocktail party. I even clinked glasses with him and drank a cup of the 1980 Royal Salute.
To be honest, foreign wine was not as good as Chinese white wine, but it could not be helped. Didn't we have a saying that when in Rome, do as the romans do? Alright, then I can only pretend to be an elephant.
……
He seemed to be a little puzzled by the sudden appearance of Du. What kind of occasion was this? This was the gathering place of the leaders of the financial groups, the overlords of a region, and the prestigious families. It would be strange if an unknown pawn like me didn't stand out on this occasion.
Fortunately, when I came, the country had already arranged for me to be the eldest son of the head of the board of directors of the Eastern Group. With this halo, I wouldn't care about anyone.
He deliberately approached me, which was actually what I wanted to do. Therefore, I walked over to him and took out a business card made of 24K pure gold from my pocket and handed it to him. To be honest, I really can't bear to part with it. That's real gold. However, we had no choice. What is taken in advance must be given first? Moreover, wasn't there a saying on the Internet: If you can't bear to part with your child, you can't catch a wolf. If you can't bear to part with your wife, you can't catch a hooligan. If you can't bear to part with your collection, you can't see a good article.
Haha, give it to him first. I'll get it back double the amount when the time comes.
……
Xiao Yunyi quickly typed over 3,000 words and sent it to Little Tiger Girl without even checking it.
After sending the message, he took out his phone and sent a message to the little tiger girl. Then, he fell asleep on the bed.
As soon as the message was sent, in the apartment 3606 of the single apartment in Binhai District, the little tiger girl hurriedly logged into her email and downloaded the 30th chapter of " A Little Bug in the Pugilistic World ". At this moment, a little tiger head came over and asked,"What did Boss say?"
" Wait," the little tiger girl said as she flipped through the chapter that she had just downloaded. After a while, she said to Little Tiger Head,""Boss was suspected today, but he has already cleverly dealt with it. He said that someone might have gone to check on him and asked me to tell my family to arrange things.”
"Just this?" Little Tiger Head asked when he heard that he had nothing to do with it.
"Also, Boss wants me to hack into Mu Ran's computer as soon as possible without leaving a trace. He wants you to keep a close eye on that Lu Boyang.”The little tiger girl said as she watched.
"Hmm, then, where's that piece of wood?"
"Boss didn't say anything. Maybe he has other ideas or methods. We just need to follow Boss 'instructions. Go and prepare. I have to inform my family.”
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