At 10:30 on Saturday morning, Xiao Yunyi, who was still asleep, was woken up by the ringing of her phone. She groggily picked up her phone. When she saw that it was Lu Boyang calling, she closed her eyes and answered the call.
"Brother, are you up?" Lu Boyang's muffled voice came through the phone.
"Aiya, big brother, are you still going to let me live? It's only past 10 o'clock.”Xiao Yunyi said half-truthfully.
"It's only past 10 o'clock? The sun was already high up in the sky. Hurry up and get up. Didn't the old saying say that the early bird gets food? How can an old brother always sleep in? Hahahaha.”
"The early bird gets food, but the early worm gets eaten by the bird. Brother, you won't let a little bug like me get eaten by birds when I go out, right?”
"That bird has already found a place to squint. Besides, with Big Brother, who would dare to pluck feathers from the tiger's mouth? Ah, hahahaha.”
"Sigh, well, after your ruckus, I can't sleep even if I want to. Big brother, what is it?" Xiao Yunyi turned on her hands-free mode and threw her phone onto the bed. She stretched and put on her checkered pants.
"Brother, you didn't let me sleep with my wife these past few days, so I didn't go home. I didn't expect to be chased out by my two wives when I wanted to go home to get something today.”Lu Boyang said helplessly.
"Ha, big brother also has such moments, hahaha. But sister-in-law chased you out. You should go beg them.”
"It's all your fault. Didn't I tell them everything about you? They said that if I don't bring you home, I won't be able to enter the house again. Old brother, please save me." Lu Boyang's expression could not be seen over the phone, but his voice sounded funny.
Seeing that Xiao Yunyi did not reply, Lu Boyang continued,""Old brother, your two sisters-in-law made a big table of good dishes today. They said that they must bring you home this afternoon. How about this old brother help me this time?”
"Alright, on account of my two good sisters-in-law, I'll give Big Brother some face today. Yes, where can I find you later?”Xiao Yunyi said this, but he was wondering why Lu Boyang was in such a hurry to ask him to go to his house.
"Aiya, you're too kind, old brother. Tell me where you live and I'll go pick you up.”Lu Boyang said excitedly when he heard that Xiao Yunyi had agreed.
" I live in…" Xiao Yunyi gave her address and then said,""Big brother, let me go over. How can I be embarrassed to trouble big brother to come and pick me up?”
"It's okay. Wait for me. I'll be there in a while. It's a deal, ah."
Humph, so that's how it is. Alright, since you want to see it, I'll let you see it to your heart's content. After putting down her phone, Xiao Yunyi began to tidy up the house…
"Big Sister-in-law and Little Sister-in-law? Hehe, Big Brother, which of the two sisters-in-law is prettier?”Xiao Yun chuckled as she sat in Lu Boyang's car.
"You're still laughing? I'm so worried about your two sisters-in-law. Sigh. " But if you want to talk about your two sisters-in-law, which one is prettier? Brother, let me tell you, they are both really, really beautiful.”Lu Boyang took out a cigarette and asked Xiao Yunyi,""Old brother, can you let me smoke one? Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to smoke when he got home later.”
Xiao Yunyi didn't say anything. He just nodded at Lu Boyang.
"Hahaha, you're the only one who dotes on me.”Lu Boyang quickly lit a cigarette and took a puff. He then said,""Old brother, with you here today, I can finally return home in a dignified manner, hahaha.”
"Big Brother, don't be too happy yet. When we get home later, my two sisters-in-law might punish you. "Hehe, stop the car-" Xiao Yunyi chuckled before suddenly shouting at Lu Boyang to stop the car.
Lu Boyang did not know what was going on, but he quickly stopped the car when he heard the shout. The car stopped. Before Lu Boyang could react, Xiao Yunyi jumped out of the car and ran to a shop by the roadside to buy a large fruit basket and two flowers. Lu Boyang shook his head and did not say anything. He could only continue driving.
When they arrived at Lu Boyang's house, the doorbell rang and two women appeared at the door. Xiao Yunyi glanced over and quickly identified Lu Boyang's first wife and his mistress. However, Xiao Yunyi had a trick up his sleeve. He deliberately called Lu Boyang's concubine sister-in-law and his eldest wife sister-in-law. The two women burst into laughter. Lu Boyang's small wife smiled happily at first, then she looked at Lu Boyang's big wife uneasily.
When Lu Boyang heard how Xiao Yunyi addressed his two wives, he laughed and said,""Haha, old brother, I called you wrong. This is your sister-in-law, and this is your sister-in-law.”
"What? No way, why do I think sister-in-law is younger and more beautiful than sister-in-law? Of course, my sister-in-law is also beautiful and young. Well, how should I put it? When sister-in-law and sister-in-law stood together, they were like Big Qiao and Little Qiao in the Three Kingdoms. It was really difficult to tell who was older and who was younger. Sister-in-law, these flowers are for you. Sister-in-law, these flowers are for you.”Xiao Yunyi continued to suck up to him. As he spoke, he handed a bouquet of carnations to Lu Boyang's first wife and a bouquet of lilies to Lu Boyang's second wife.
"Hehe, you're the old brother Boyang mentioned, right? Hehe, you're really a talented man. Aiya, Boyang, why did you buy things for your old brother when he came to our house?”Lu Boyang's first wife said happily as she took the carnations.
"That's right. It's rare for an old brother to come to our house.”Lu Boyang's mistress said as she smelled the fragrance of the flowers.
"Sister-in-law, Sister-in-law, this is a little token of my appreciation. Big brother almost fought with me over this little thing.”Xiao Yunyi said as she handed the fruit basket to Lu Boyang.
"What? Boyang, why are you still fighting with your old brother?”Lu Boyang's first wife said. At the same time, Lu Boyang's mistress looked at him with a curious gaze.
"Hey, I didn't dare to fight with him. I stopped him from buying things, and he refused. That's why we argued.”Lu Boyang explained.
"That's not true. It's Big Brother who thinks that I spend too little money and can't afford it, so he's making a fuss with me.”Xiao Yun laughed.
"Hehe, old brother, how can your big brother do that? Come, old brother, quickly enter the house. Look, we were so busy talking that we forgot to let old brother in.”Lu Boyang's first wife said.
"Hehe, it's okay, sister-in-law. I love joking with big brother. Speaking of which, it's strange. I don't usually like to tease you, but why can't I help teasing you when I see you? Hehe. Oh, right, sister-in-law, on the way, Yang said that sister-in-law made me congee with century egg and lean meat, right? Sister-in-law, can I have a bowl first? I'm starving. I was woken up by big brother in my sleep. I haven't even eaten breakfast yet.”Xiao Yun also seemed to be very close to this family.
"Sure, why not? In the future, when the old brother was too busy to prepare food, he would come to Sister-in-law's place. Sister-in-law will make you whatever you want to eat.”
"Hehe, it's true. Sister-in-law is too good. Sister-in-law, you're just like my sister. My sister dotes on me at home too. Unfortunately-"
"Brother, this will be your home in the future. Sister-in-law is just like your sister.”
"Ah, that's great. Sister-in-law, I'll just call you Big Sister and Sister-in-law Second Sister. This way, if my big brother dares to bully my two sisters in the future, I, as a member of my family, will be able to righteously barge in.”Xiao Yun said with ulterior motives.
"Hey, good, good, brother. Other than not being able to have children in this life, my biggest regret is not having a good brother. This is great. Little brother, call me sister again.”Lu Boyang's first wife frowned when she heard Xiao Yunyi's words.
"Big Sister, Second Sister, this little brother bows to you.”Xiao Yunyi put on a show and bowed to Lu Boyang's two women.
"Hey, my good little brother. Boyang, hurry up and get some porridge for my little brother.”Lu Boyang's first wife, who had just been promoted to the eldest sister, said.
"Ah! Am I an outsider already? Aiyo, I say, old brother, I was originally ranked fourth in this family. Now that you've come, I'm the fifth child again.”Lu Boyang smiled bitterly.
"Big brother, don't be anxious. I estimate that you can still advance in a year.”Xiao Yunyi teased.
"I can still level up. What do I have to level up?"
"Big Brother is now ranked fifth, right? In a year, you'll be old seven.”
"Seventh Brother? What Seventh Brother?"
"Think about it. A year later, my two sisters will each give birth to a big white and fat boy for you. Then our family will have six people. Sigh, that's not right. Aren't there only four people including me now? How did big brother become fifth?"
"Hahaha, don't we have a husky now? By the way, brother, did you just say that your sister-in-law, oh, no, your elder sister can also give birth?”
"Of course, don't forget that she's my big sister. "If my sister doesn't…" Xiao Yunyi was halfway through his sentence when his 'big sister' grabbed his arm and said,"I'm sorry.""Wait, little brother, what did you just say? Do you think I can give birth too?"
"Of course, unless Big Sister doesn't want to give birth to a fair and chubby little nephew for me.”
"Ah! Really, my good little brother, quickly, quickly tell me what I should do.”
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