Seeing that Lu Boyang's family of three had their appetites whetted, Xiao Yunyi said,""Sister, can you let your brother have some porridge first? I'm starving.”
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yunyi's new eldest sister, second sister, and his eldest brother, Lu Boyang, said in unison,""No, tell me first."
Xiao Yunyi said,"Then I can talk and eat porridge at the same time, right? This person has no food in her stomach, so how can she have the strength to talk? Besides, who would treat me as an elder brother or sister like you? Let me tell you, if you starve me to death, you'll be the ones regretting it.”
"Hehe, little brother, don't be angry. It's all sister's fault for being too anxious. Boyang, hurry up and get some rice for my brother. Alright, little brother, your brother is going to scoop rice for you.”After giving Lu Boyang the instructions, the big sister turned to Xiao Yunyi.
"Sister, although we're siblings and I'm half a doctor, there are some things that I can't bear to say to you two in person. I'll write down everything I want to say. At night, you two sisters can read it yourself and do as I say. In addition, from tomorrow onwards, the two sisters will have to fast for seven days after bathing. After seven days, second sister can have sex with my big brother first. Big Sister will go to the hospital for a comprehensive gynecology examination. At that time, Little Brother will prescribe seven doses of medicine for Big Sister according to the results of the hospital examination and my diagnosis. After that, I'll rest for another month and sleep with my big brother so that my big sister can have a baby in her stomach. As for the rest, I can only write it down on paper.”Xiao Yun said to her eldest and second sisters, pretending to be shy.
"Oh, so simple? However, her sister had seen many doctors before, and all of them said that it was impossible for her to have a child.”
"Sigh, quack doctors kill people. Big Sister only wants you to do as Little Brother says. If you can't give birth to a white and fat child after a year, Little Brother's life will be at Big Sister's disposal.”
"Little brother's words are too serious. If big sister doesn't believe me, who else can I believe? Just now, Big Sister was complaining about those quacks. "But little brother, big sister asks you again, you said that I'm sick and can't give birth for the time being. But your second sister isn't sick. It's been so many days, why hasn't she gotten pregnant yet?”
"Haha, big sister, let's not talk about this anymore. Big sister and second sister know all about my big brother's problems. However, there should be no problem in the future. Going too far is as bad as falling short."
After Xiao Yunyi finished speaking, the elder sister and the second sister both blushed.
……
When she came out of Lu Boyang's house, she looked at her watch and saw that it was already 10: It was 10:00, and Xiao Yunyi hurriedly reached out to flag down a taxi. Xiao Yun had promised to check his two sisters 'pulse again in three days. She had also promised Lu Boyang that she would go to the rainforest every Friday, Saturday night, and Sunday afternoon before she was released.
He took a taxi back to his temporary rented apartment. As soon as he entered, Xiao Yunyi first looked at the few places where he had left traces, then opened the window. Then, he walked into the bathroom to take a shower and changed into his checkered pants. He walked to the window and quickly glanced at the building opposite him as he drew the curtains. Then, he closed the door, made the bed, turned off the lights, and lay down on the bed as if he was ready to sleep.
After lying on the bed for about ten minutes, Xiao Yunyi quietly got up from the bed. He took out a small flashlight from his bag and walked to the door. He turned on the flashlight and walked to the bedroom. After entering the bedroom, he looked at the computer desk and sat down on the chair with a smile.
What was the meaning of sending a rookie in to check? Sitting on the chair, Xiao Yun was thinking,"Are you trying to see my reaction?" Do you want to see if I can detect that someone has sneaked in, or do you want to see my reaction after knowing that someone has sneaked in?
Hehe, you guys go ahead. I'll keep you busy for a while.
Having made up her mind, Xiao Yunyi stood up from the chair and turned on the lights in the room again. She put on her checkered pants again and then opened the door and walked out of the room.
She went to the street stall downstairs and ordered a bottle of beer and ten kebabs. She found a place to sit down and started eating. Ten skewers for a bottle of beer, and he finished it in a short while. Xiao Yun wiped her mouth and looked at the people who were eating and drinking. She reluctantly ordered ten skewers and a bottle of beer. Then, she ran to the side with the beer and skewers. She ate and drank while watching the street lamps play chess.
This time, after eating and drinking, Xiao Yun did not linger on the bustling streets. Instead, she turned around and walked home.
After returning to the house and drinking some water, Xiao Yunyi sat down at the computer desk and turned on the computer. He logged into TQ's pill group and typed a lot of words. He added many different smiley faces and then sent it out with a snap of his fingers."Great and very shameful pills, please pay attention, please pay attention-! Please don't forget to log into Huaxia Online, the website is L59b.faloo.com.Cn. Those who haven't registered should become members as soon as possible. Remember the daily compulsory lessons and read the greatest literary masterpiece in history-I'm a small worm in Jianghu."
Suddenly, the pills became lively.
"Hey, Big Underpants, you're the one who's up now.”The first to reply was Butterfly Sword. Looking at the pretty face on the screen, he really hesitated. Butterfly Sword, if read in reverse, wasn't it a spy? Her IP address was in CS City, but why did he meet her in Binhai City? What was the relationship between the girl in Binhai and Butterfly Sword in Changsha? As she was thinking about something, she forgot to type.
At this moment, she heard the transparent lace shout,"Hey, Big Underpants, did you see my self-confidence?" Why didn't you reply to me?"
"I should have sent it to you. Did you not receive it? Write your email address correctly for me." Behind him was a smiling face.
"Underpants, I received it. Is there still a second round?" Die Jian's pretty face shook," Oh right, can you reveal the work content of the Internet Secret?"”
"Everything is in the email. Read it carefully.”Xiao Yun also typed.
"May I ask, what exactly is your book about? Why did it look a little messy now?”said the transparent lace.
"It was an absolutely wonderful book. In the book, I became a quick-witted and courageous agent, fighting with spies from all sides in a battle of wits and courage. In the end, they defeated the enemy and protected our country's secrets.”Behind him was a smiling face.
"Tsk, old tricks, boring." The transparent lace shook her face and said.
"The story is old, but the plot is brand new. In addition, you will find your own shadows in the book.”Behind him was a face that was secretly smiling.
"Ah! Do you have a partner?" Butterfly Sword asked.
"Yeah, do you have a partner?" Invisible Lace asked.
"Don't ask, there must be a partner." said the frog with three golden threads.
"Yes, almost all of you are inside. In the book, Die Jian was my assistant on the surface, but in reality, she was a spy sent by Lstan to stay by my side. Lex was the most popular socialite in the book, but she was actually an excellent agent. It was just that she always had to sacrifice her body, hehe--
He flicked his fingers and sent out a few lines of words. Then, he stared at Die Jian's face.
However, to his disappointment, Die Jian's expression didn't change at all after reading these words. Instead, she looked up and asked,""Hey, Big Underpants, what's the result? Are you going to kill me, or am I going to kill you? Or something else?"
Without waiting for Big Underpants to reply, the transparent lace rushed to say,"Hey, Big Underpants, I basically accept this role, but you can't write me too well. Also, you have to skip the bed scenes. In addition, as compensation, you have to make me look especially beautiful and capable.”
At this moment, the three frogs with golden threads who had been silent all this while interrupted,""Yes, you're capable, and very capable.”
"Stinky lazy toad, what do you mean? What does it have to do with you whether I can do it or not? Even if you do, you can only watch. Get lost.”The transparent lace understood the meaning of the word "f * ck" in the words of the frog with three golden threads, so she immediately kissed him.
"Hehe, just looking at your ugly appearance makes me feel disgusted. If I had the time, I'd go and do some soy sauce.”After the three frogs with golden threads finished talking to the transparent lace, they turned their heads to Big Underpants and said,""Oh right, Big Underpants, what kind of character am I? I must be the biggest villain.”
"Hehe, I won't answer Die Jian's question, otherwise, there will be no suspense in the book. How about accepting Lacy's request and writing you as the most beautiful, capable, and most fond of sex? The frog was right. You were the most sinister and cunning in the book. That's right, you were the first villain.”This time, there were three different smiley faces.
"Yay!" After reading the text, the transparent lace shouted,""I accept, Big Underpants. If the plot requires you to write a bed scene, then you must let me watch it first. Otherwise, you're not allowed to post it."
"No problem. Maybe when I write the bed scene, I'll have to ask you to act it out. I'm a virgin, so I don't have any experience." Behind him were ten smiling faces.
"I'm still a virgin. You don't have any experience, but I do?嗛。”the transparent lace replied.
"Who would believe that? You're a virgin? It must have been repaired, hahaha." The frog with three golden threads mocked.
"Stupid toad, you're still in high spirits, right? If you dare to talk nonsense with me again, believe it or not, I'll kill you.”Invisible Lace said angrily.
"Alright, we're all friends. It was just a joke. Three frogs with golden threads. I can testify that the transparent lace is definitely a pure virgin. It's just that Silver likes to wear transparent underwear, hehe. Alright, I'm going to upload my masterpiece first. I'll talk to you later.”A helpless and bitter smile hung on her face.
"Lex, don't take it to heart. I'm just joking with you. Let's go and see the giant pillar on the shit.”This time, the frog with three golden threads typed two lines of words and then said.
Just as he was about to go down, Butterfly Sword, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said,""Hey, Big Underpants, I've thought of an ending. Do you want to hear it?"
"Oh, what ending? Tell me.”Behind him was a face full of anticipation.
Butterfly Sword thought for a moment and then said,""There's no problem writing the first part according to your idea. "But later on, I think it should be like this. Your assistant was with you all day long, and after a long time, she fell in love with you. Because of the great love, she suddenly woke up and abandoned the darkness and turned to the light. She became the best spy for you to infiltrate the enemy's interior and helped you successfully crack the spy organization in Lstan, and…"
"And what? Don't tell me you're going to marry me?" The frog with three golden threads continued.
"So what if I devote myself to you? This was the power of love. In the face of great love, everything else had to give way.”Butterfly Sword said straightforwardly.
"Yes, I accept. I will modify the outline according to your suggestion. Alright, I'll upload it now. "Great and shameless pills, charge!" Xiao Yun typed a line of words and put on a few little faces with different expressions before turning invisible.
He leaned back on the chair and thought about what Die Jian had said. Did she say this intentionally or unintentionally? Why was she so concerned about the ending? Was she really in such a state now?
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