Zheng Shaopeng was brought to Judge Cui. Judge Cui twirled his beard and put on a gentle smile."Zheng Shaopeng, although we detained you three years in advance, the person who possessed you was either rich or noble, and it was worthy of you. However, you are still not satisfied. You actually returned to your soul eight times in a year. Since I was wrong, I will send you to the ancient times. What do you think?”
"Go to ancient times?" Zheng Shaopeng couldn't help but be excited." I only have two years to live. It's good to travel in ancient times, but since I only have two years to live, I don't have the chance to fight in the killing field and enjoy the taste of being a hero. I have to enjoy it well. Two years to be King Zhou? Emperor Yang? They were all quite lucky with women. It was more about the quality of the girls than the quantity. It was better to be Chongzhen. At that time, there would be the Eight Beauties of Qin Huai, Red Lady, and Chen Yuanyuan.”
Judge Cui twirled his beard and closed his eyes. He shook his head and said,""Zheng Shaopeng, in this life, I want you to reincarnate into ancient times. I should always find a suitable family for you. Let me ask you, do you know medicine? Such as craniotomy and the development of western medicine?”
Zheng Shaopeng only wanted to enjoy himself for a few years. When he heard his words, did he expect him to start his own business and become a divine doctor? Hence, he smiled and said," No, if someone has a headache and a fever, I can still go to the pharmacy to buy some medicine myself. As for the ingredients of those medicines, who has the time to remember them?
Besides, I can't remember those scientific names. As for craniotomy, don't joke around. Hua Tuo, the miracle doctor of the world, was beheaded just because he said he wanted to open Cao Cao's skull. Even if I knew how to do it, I wouldn't dare to go to ancient times to show off. The people back then were too ignorant. Even the miracle doctor of the generation couldn't be trusted. If I went to show off, it would be strange if I wasn't beaten to death as an evil person.”。
Judge Cui's face stiffened when he heard that. He suppressed the anger in his heart and pretended to be happy."It's glorious to be a national martial artist, but it doesn't matter if you don't know how to do it. Let me ask you, do you know how to make gunpowder and develop modern weapons? It's also a pleasure in life to kill a general and seize the flag."
Zheng Shaopeng sighed." Gunpowder? I remember using saltpeter, sulfur, and I don't remember anything else. It can't be charcoal, right?" As for the ratio, I can't even remember it. Nobel is an explosive expert, and he's been blown up to the point of losing an arm or a leg. If I, a half-baked person, were to study this, wouldn't I be hanging myself?
As for modern weapons, you can send me to the arsenal to study for three to five years. Besides, ancient iron is not up to standard. If I really make it, won't it explode? First, send me to learn how to mine, how to make steel, how to forge, and how to make machine tools. I guess if my skills are not good enough, I'll have to be at least an engineer. Besides, with the modern industrial level, which of these processes can't be done by a small workshop? In ancient times, the entire social productivity and technological strength couldn't keep up.”
Bull Head could not help but roll his eyes."Useless. Then let's do something simple. Do you know how to make glass? "You can't be a divine doctor or a hero. It's not bad to be a wealthy businessman."
Zheng Shaopeng said," I don't know how to make wine, but I know how to drink it. I think Red Star Erguotou tastes better than Moutai. Moreover, it doesn't go to your head. Why are you staring at it? Go and ask around. How many people know how to make wine? Who doesn't do that? Who knows about that stuff? As for the glass, I only know that it's made of sand. I don't know anything else.
Hey, what are you looking at? Even the employees of the glass factory only know one process, right? But I do know that there is a type of glass called glass reinforced plastic, and there is a type of glass called sugar glass. They are used for special effects in movies. You might not know, but I don't know if these ideas can be invented by the craftsmen who make glazed tiles.”
Horse Face pulled a long face, and the veins on his forehead bulged. He suppressed his anger and said,"You can't do literature, you can't do martial arts, you can't lift your hands, you can't carry your shoulders, what do you think you can do? You only have this mouth. Oh right, how about joining an official family? "At least you know a lot about the system of modern society, right? Just a little bit of it would be a great innovation and progress in ancient times. It's not bad to be a capable minister."
"Brother Horse Face, you're not thinking of this idea because you want to see me often, are you?" Zheng Shaode pursed his lips and said.”
"What's wrong?" Horse Face asked in a daze.”
Zheng Shaode said," I don't remember much of the ancient reform, but I remember that there was a man called Shang Yang who was quite supported by his master. This kid didn't make any major changes, just encouraging weaving and farming, and abolish the hereditary privileges of the aristocrats. He was awarded according to the size of his military achievements. In the end, he was strongly opposed by the entire ruling class and was dismembered.
Wang Anshi of the Song Dynasty was even worse. Wasn't he just trying to improve the original system? He requested to promote the development of commerce, improve the combat effectiveness of the army, and improve the imperial examination system. It was such a small change without saying anything. In the end, he, as a dignified prime minister, with the emperor backing him, could not settle it. He shouted for reform from above, but the local officials below did not listen to him at all. They changed again and again, but they still could not do it. In the end, he was dismissed twice. He was so cowardly.
Even if you said that these ideas were only from the perspective of a great politician, it would not be useful. I, a person who did not know anything about the ancient system and the ruling class, would talk nonsense about the modern system. Not to mention whether it was in line with the needs of the development of productivity at that time, if I talked about such advanced ideas, even reformists like Shang Yang and Wang Anshi would become conservatives, and I would be the one to be torn apart. Alas, it was purely idle talk. Not only did idle talk harm the country, but it also harmed oneself.”。
Judge Cui looked at this non-stop good-for-nothing and said helplessly after a long while,""Then you should at least know the direction of history. You should know a little about who has gained power and who has lost power, right? Climb a big tree and live a peaceful life."
Zheng Shaode shook his head like a rattle-drum."No, no, what does that little bit of history count for? I know that Qin Shihuang will definitely conquer the world, but you don't have any ability. Just because you say that he will conquer the world and you will be loyal to him, will he support you?
" I know that there was a Li Shimin in the Tang Dynasty, and there was a Li Jing and Wei Zheng under him. As for Cheng Yaojin, I don't know if he really existed in history or if he was made up in novels. I knew that there was Kou Zhun in the Song Dynasty, but later I found out that he wasn't a poor old Xi 'er. His family was quite rich. He was a loyal official, but he was quite corrupt. It was a historical limitation.
What was even more terrifying was that if one followed their personalities and personalities as described in history books or storybooks, they might not even know how they died. In my previous life, I was a singer and acted as a guest star in a historical TV series. I heard from the historian that the famous treacherous official Yan Song had been the chief assistant for more than ten years. The wealth he obtained from his family was less than a quarter of that of Xu Jie, who had only been the chief assistant for six years. The two of them had the same starting line before they became officials.
Yan Song's wife was very strict with her son. Yan Shifan was not the kind of high-ranking official in the novel. Old Yan dealt with political opponents and defeated them. However, Xu Jie, Gao Gong, and the other chief assistants were all beaten to death. However, those people had a good end. The people who wrote history did not dare to leave some face. Who asked Yan Song to be beheaded? Sigh, history books are really bad."
Judge Cui's entire body was trembling, and his eyes were about to spew fire. After a long time, he asked with a trembling voice,"Then how about I send you to the end of the Song Dynasty or the end of the Yuan Dynasty? Find the Nine Yang Divine Technique or the Nine Swords Beyond the Swords or something and become a hero of a generation.
Zheng Shaode sighed innocently." I didn't ask for a thorough understanding when I read the book. Old Jin didn't draw a map in the book. Where am I supposed to find such a huge Kunlun Mountain?" I only remember that Zhang Wuji asked them to chase after him, and then fell off the cliff and found the Nine Yang Scripture. I can't carry the rope and search cliff by cliff, right? I think I'll either fall to my death because the rope is broken, or be bitten to death by a long worm or wild beast. Even if they found it, did they think it was a comic book? " The highest level of martial arts secret manuals are like university courses. They definitely won't start from the basic knowledge. Can I understand them? If he doesn't die, he'll go crazy."
He said with conviction and saliva flying everywhere,"Besides, who do I think I am? Feng Qingyang is easy to find, but is he willing to teach me martial arts? This old man has been hiding in the mountains for decades without taking in any disciples, but he took in Linghu Chong at his old age. Do you really think he's that great? "Who doesn't know that fertile water shouldn't flow into other people's fields? After all, he's a disciple of his Huashan Sect. He's even been inspected for a long time. It's fine if I don't interact with people in the martial arts world. Otherwise, if Feng Qingyang doesn't accept me, I might be kidnapped by Tian Boguang to become a pervert."
The bull's nose was crooked from anger. He gritted his teeth and said,"You're simply the number one trash in the world. You're extremely shameless. You're really a disgrace to modern people!”
Zheng Shaopeng wasn't ashamed but proud. He said proudly,""That's what it is. No matter how strong the Manchu Dynasty is, they'll still be assimilated by the Han people who make up the majority of the population in the Central Plains. A mere person who went to ancient times and still wanted to change the world? Just be assimilated by the ancient times. What was so great about modern people? Modern society was divided into so many disciplines, and the division of labor in society was so clear. A person was like sitting in a well and looking at the sky. Other than his own, he only knew how everything was, but he did not know why. Would it be useful in ancient times? As for modern thinking, it was the root of trouble there. It was better not to have it.”。
Judge Cui was also so angry that he felt dizzy. He helplessly turned to the Tauren and asked,"In ancient times, who could do nothing and just wait for death?”
"My lord!" the ox-headed man replied. As an emperor, he still has to worry about state affairs. It's best to be a marquis. He doesn't have to care about anything. If he wants to care, something will happen instead. Anyway, he's a relative of the emperor. He just has to eat and wait for death. He's simply a machine that produces feces and a moth of society. He's the most suitable."
Zheng Shaopeng listened and thought about it." Well, the prince is also not bad. When he has nothing to do, he leads a few dog slaves and flirts with good women. It is good to be a bad ruler, but he will be scolded for thousands of years. It is good to be a prince."
Judge Cui smiled bitterly. He just wanted to ask this old man to leave as soon as possible, but thinking about it, it was not easy to cheat and send him to ancient times. If he died after two years of uneasiness, it would be troublesome to cheat all the time. So, he said with a straight face,"Alright, I'll send him to reincarnate and possess him to become a marquis. However, you have to be a good marquis for the next two years and don't give me any more trouble.。。。。。Humph! If this official sees you again, I'll immediately kick you back to ancient times and make you a higher official than wangye."
Zheng Shaopeng listened and asked with a bright face,""You want me to be the emperor?"
Judge Cui pulled a long face." It's not time yet. If you dare to die again, I'll invite you to live for nine thousand years!"”
Zheng Shaopeng listened and shivered. He hurriedly said,""No, no, it's good to be a prince.。。。。。Eh, this king is content. Sigh, I haven't finished yet. What are you two doing?”
Ox-Head and Horse-Face ignored him, grabbed him and flew out of the Netherworld Hall. They flew across the Bridge of Helplessness and into the vast sea of clouds.
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The Six Paths of Reincarnation was a three-story-tall circular wheel that was slowly rotating. The outer edge of the wheel was engraved with the words " Chakra Holy King " in golden characters. On the wheel was a golden statue of the Buddha of the Three Ages. The Buddha had an ugly face. He had a disheveled head and fangs. He stood on the top of the wheel and held the wheel in his mouth. His arms were wrapped around the wheel, and he was baring his teeth as if he could not reverse the " karma " of life even with his divine power.
Six beams of light shot out from the center of the giant wheel, splitting it into six parts. They were the Heavenly Dao, Human Dao, Asura Dao, Beast Dao, Hungry Ghost Dao, and Hell Dao.
As expected, the fortress was the easiest to break through from the inside. Ox-Head and Horse-Face found an excuse to trick the reapers who were guarding the fortress out. They immediately rushed to the front of the human path and took a closer look. They slowly turned back the time wheel on the second layer in the middle of the large wheel. This FaLun was amazing. When the time wheel was turned, the identity wheel on the third layer also showed various identities of the society at that time. The Ox-Head and Horse-Face reapers turned the FaLun on the third layer to the position of the noble.
The first eight times he cheated, it was Ox-Head and Horse-Face who brought him to the human world to find a suitable possessor. This time, he was reincarnated through the Six Paths of Reincarnation, FaLun. Was FaLun the supreme treasure of Buddhism that determined the fate of a person's life?
Zheng Shaopeng was quite curious and couldn't help but run forward to take a look. When he saw that it was indeed in the position of Wang Hou, he couldn't help but be overjoyed.
Unexpectedly, he was a spirit body, and so was Ox-Head and Horse-Face. He ran forward impatiently and bumped into Ox-Head's elbow. The Wheel of Time moved slightly, but the three of them did not notice.
With a click, the reincarnated FaLun stopped. The six rays of light shot out from the wheel suddenly became golden and gradually condensed into a beam. The beam rotated and shone on Zheng Shaopeng's body. His body was penetrated by countless rays of light, almost transparent. Then, his feet left the ground, and his entire figure shrank. He disappeared into the golden light in an instant.
The golden light paused for a moment before dispersing into six beams of light. FaLun started to spin slowly again. Ox-Head and Horse-Face clapped their hands and laughed. After laughing, Ox-Head suddenly hesitated for a moment, then looked at Horse-Face and said,"Ah ~~~ Brother."
"What's the matter, Brother Nian?"
"Brother Ma, do you remember who he just cast his vote on?”
"Brother Nian, didn't you remember this?”
"Ah, it seems that we have made a mistake again. This time, we are crossing time and space. We can't send him there personally. If he doesn't want to die, and the person he possessed is already dead and has lost his account in the netherworld, where can we capture his soul?”
Horse Face shrunk his neck." Well, right now, the netherworld also has a population survey. It seems that the netherworld will record the number of people who live over a hundred years and supervise them. There shouldn't be any fish like Peng Zu who slipped through the net."
"That means…"
"Eh? What did he say? There's no proof. Who said that we sent him to transmigrate? Hehehe, a person who should have died in two years, if he really lived to a hundred years old, by then, the personnel would change, who would be able to find out who did it? This kid is clearly a Time Stealer."
"Right, right, right. Fellow Daoist, don't kill me. It's none of our business. Hahaha, Brother Ma, I got a jar of good wine for you yesterday. I'll treat you to a taste."
Ox-Head and Horse-Face said as they walked out with their arms around his shoulders.
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