Time: 2007-7-721:01:00 Words: 3323
" Walking on a small road in the countryside, the old bull returning at dusk is my companion, the blue sky matches the sunset in my chest, and the colorful clouds are the clothes of the sunset…"
I kept mumbling about the shopkeeper in my heart. I felt dizzy and wanted to fall asleep by the roadside.
At this moment, I was riding on a donkey. Fortunately, it was not an old bull, or else I would have lost too much face. However, back then, I rode a green bull out of Hangu Pass and left behind a good story. And the only one riding the donkey seems to be Old Zhang Guo. That's also a god-like figure. It's not considered a disgrace to my identity!
Eh? Did a little shop assistant still have any status to speak of?
In addition, I was still fantasizing about the situation of Zixia Fairy leading the donkey. I felt dizzy and wondered if she would walk into the coiling silk cave.
Originally, he wanted to find a merchant group to travel with him. That way, it would be safer. However, in order for my escape plan to be carried out smoothly, I strongly requested for the use of the donkeys in the backyard to pull the mill. Because there were no horses to use, even if they couldn't be sold for much money, they could still be killed and eaten in the wilderness.
I definitely won't let the old shopkeeper get away with it!
This donkey was the same as when it was pulling the mill. It was slow, but I wasn't in a hurry. I lay on the donkey and felt sleepy.
I will go to Lin 'an, but I won't be a peacemaker. Those old men are either decisive warriors who fight against gold or heroes who want to rebel. Although I like the feeling of being an emperor, with three palaces and six courtyards, beautiful women like clouds, just thinking about it makes me drool. However, I don't like the process of rebellion. If they succeed and invite me to be the emperor, I will still be interested.
It's better for me not to get involved. It's better to leave such a difficult matter to the professionals!
Although participation is the most important thing in life, it depends on your ability! That's why I say that life is all about enjoyment!
After arriving in Lin 'an, with my handsome appearance and extraordinary mind, I will earn a fortune. From then on, I will have a beautiful wife and concubines. I will live happily. It is really a carefree life!
Am I daydreaming again? Blame it on the lack of sleep, I could only nag about the old shopkeeper again.
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Ding dong, ding dong, clang!
Eh? Had the train arrived?
There seemed to be sounds of fighting coming from ahead. Should I take a detour? It sounded like a woman's voice. Could it be…
Hehe! I must go and watch the show!
I tied the donkey to a tree and slowly sneaked over. I used a tree trunk as a disguise to quietly approach the battlefield. I saw five figures flying like butterflies in the middle of the battlefield, a little red horse and four white camels.
Now, even a fool knew what was going on. It must be that little girl who didn't like these four people from White Camel Mountain and wanted to avenge her Brother Jing.
Eh? Guo Jing really gave her the little red pony. If she had known earlier, she would have borrowed a few thousand taels of gold from him. She wouldn't have to ride a donkey now and ruin her image.
At this moment, the situation in the battlefield had changed. Two of the four women who were disguised as men suddenly retreated from the battlefield. With a delicate shout, they flipped over and climbed onto their hunchbacks, leaving behind two women in white to resist the little girl's fierce attacks.
The little girl's white clothes fluttered in the wind. Her posture was beautiful, and she spoke freely. In an instant, she knocked two opponents to the ground.
Wahaha, I begged the little girl to leave quickly. The two beauties who had their acupoints struck had no ability to resist at all. They were like docile little lambs. Just thinking about it made me excited.
Eh? Am I too evil? I even have such beastly thoughts! However, it was inevitable that he would make mistakes occasionally.
The ancients said: knowing mistakes and being able to correct them is the greatest good! Of course, you can only correct it after you make a mistake. How can you have a deep understanding without making a mistake? Therefore, in order to practice the famous saying of the ancients, I am willing to make mistakes myself!
Buddha said,"If I don't go to hell, who will?"
"Come out!" A delicate shout woke me up from my intense mental struggle. I realized that the little girl was right in front of me. The distance between us was only a bare tree trunk. I couldn't be blamed for this because it was winter now and I couldn't find leaves.
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"Haha! Good morning, chivalrous lady!" I threw away the tree trunk and greeted him!
Last night, there was no light, so he couldn't take a closer look. He could only guess that she was a beauty. Now that it was broad daylight, he took a closer look and saw that she was indeed a beauty.
The reason why he wasn't surprised was because he lived in the 21st century and had seen all kinds of beautiful women on the Internet. Those who went back to ancient times and were shocked when they saw Yang Guifei must not have been online often.
Think about it, no matter how beautiful a fat woman was, she was still a fat woman. Unless some comrades had a special hobby and liked fleshy women, they would be interested in her.
Moreover, the little girl was still quite inexperienced. Although she was full of youthful vitality, she was not charming enough. She could not move my thirsty heart for the time being. The two on the ground barely passed.
What was that? You said that I had high expectations and liked sluts! She asked loudly,"Don't you like it?"
However, a beauty was still a beauty!
Her black hair was like clouds, and her eyebrows were like two crescent moons. Her red face was like jade, and her red lips were like cinnabar. Dressed in white, she looked even more pure and pure. Her hair was tied with a golden belt, and when the sun shone, it was even more dazzling. Her skin was snow-white and smooth, and her figure was graceful. Especially that pair of big, lively eyes that blinked, revealing the unique coquettishness of a young girl.
He was really neither tall nor short, neither thin nor fat. He could be happy or angry at the same time, frown or smile at the same time. She was incomparably beautiful, her appearance was absolutely beautiful, and one could not look at her directly.
"You followed me?" Huang Rong asked doubtfully.
"How can I? I was just passing by. When I heard the sound of fighting, I wanted to see if there was a chance to be brave and help. It's only right that we take care of each other." I answered carefully.
"Where are you going?" They began to interrogate him.
"Lin An!" Speak more and make more mistakes. Focus on conciseness.
"Alright then! Since you don't know martial arts, I'll bring you along!”Long-term surveillance?
"That's not good! A man and a woman together…I must not fall into her demonic claws.
"You don't want to?" That pair of bright big eyes shot out two cold lights that landed directly on my neck. It was as if the butcher always stared at the pig's neck before killing it.
"I'll listen to your orders!" I touched my cold neck and said happily.
Leader Mao once said," Political power came from the barrel of a gun. It was indeed very reasonable.
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"How did you meet them?”I said. She wondered if she should use an aphrodisiac to knock her out tonight. It was said that ancient women valued chastity very much. As long as she had her body, she would be with you for the rest of her life.
However, I don't know if this general rule applies to this little devil. If her father finds out one day, he might cut me into pieces. No, it was better to endure the humiliation and wait for an opportunity.
Thinking back, it was not bad to have a beautiful woman with him! It was much more interesting than singing nursery rhymes alone.
"They want to snatch my little red pony. Why don't they take a look at their own abilities?”Huang Rong said proudly.
Eh? It was really strange that the little girl did not deliberately cause trouble!
"It's not good to leave them here! It would be a pity if he met someone bad. Even if he couldn't meet any evil people, it wouldn't be good to meet wild beasts! Why don't you wait for me at the front for an hour? I'll help you deal with them.”Seeing that the little girl was about to leave, I hurriedly made a rather constructive suggestion.
"What do you need an hour to do? Just kill them with one sword!" As expected of a witch.
"Sigh! A little girl doesn't have to be so murderous. Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. Moreover, they didn't make a big mistake. I just have to reason with them personally.”Why does my tone sound so familiar? Could it be that I'm becoming like that nagging old monk? However, I actually saw gratitude in the eyes of the two beauties on the ground. This isn't an illusion, right?
"Alright then! Be reasonable!" The little girl stepped forward and undid the acupuncture points of the two beauties, her eyes flashing with cunning.
"You guys take care of yourselves!" After saying that, I quickly led the donkey and followed the little girl.
Oh heavens, oh earth, my beautiful dream was shattered just like that!
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"Why is this horse so slow?”
In the evening, a horse and a donkey were walking side by side in the wilderness. The north wind blew against their faces. The winter in the north was beginning to show.
"This horse was fine yesterday, but it's sick today. I even saw a doctor for it.”Huang Rong said with some grievance.
"Where's Brother Guo?" I suddenly thought of something and quickly changed the topic.
"He's in front! "You don't know, but what happened this morning was really interesting…" Huang Rong said happily.
Listening to her talk about helping Guo Jing punish the "Four Ghosts of the Yellow River", her voice was soft and gentle, with a cheerful tone, making my heart flow with sorrow.
Eh? Was he jealous? Impossible, she's not my type at all.
However, this feeling was a little familiar. He couldn't remember clearly. Perhaps it was just an illusion! Seeing that the person a beautiful woman was talking about wasn't me, it was natural for her to feel uncomfortable!
Haha! It wasn't jealousy at all! It gave me a fright.
Was he jealous?
Wasn't he jealous?
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