Time: 2007-7-712:24:00 Words: 2587
In the lobby of the hotel, three people were sitting around a table. The table was filled with delicious food. A few waiters were listening attentively. Even the shopkeeper withdrew his gaze from the account book, which made the accountant secretly heave a sigh of relief.
"Back then, on Mount Hua, heroes from all walks of life gathered. Every one of them was a hero who shook the world with a stomp of his foot. However, at that moment, everyone's eyes were focused on the five people. They were Dong Yin, Xi Jian, Nan Tou, Bei Se, and Zhong Wu Cai.”
Looking at the murderous gaze on the other side and the dumbfounded expressions of the audience around me, I realized that I had made a mistake!
"Cough cough! Sorry, I got it wrong. It should be Eastern Evil, Western Poison, South Deity, Northern Beggar, and Middle Divine Power.”
"Then explain to us why these people are so powerful?”Little Sanzi continued.
When talking about ancient times, the most important thing was for someone to respond. Otherwise, what was the point of talking blindly by himself? Therefore, you can see that crosstalk was mostly done by two people together. Only when someone responded could the words be said. Little Third is worthy of being my elite subordinate, he knows his limits perfectly.
"This Eastern Evil Apothecary Huang comes from the Peach Blossom Island in the East Sea. It is said that his sword technique is superb and his name is 'Flourishing Fallen Petals'. Moreover, this island master had a special hobby, and that was to brag!”I took a sip of wine to moisten my throat. I saw the little girl's eyes flash with pride.
"Bragging? I didn't expect this hero to have the same hobby as me. Great minds think alike.”The fat shopkeeper said with a smile.
However, why was his smile so…lewd? Yes, it was this kind of lewd smile.
"The shopkeeper is also proficient in music. As expected, he is knowledgeable and humble. He is really a role model for us to learn from!”The accountant quickly said. This action attracted the disdainful gazes of the surrounding workers, which made him one step faster.
"Music? What melody? Do you mean moaning?" The shopkeeper said inexplicably. The accountant's face immediately changed color.
"Don't interrupt, continue listening!" Little Sanzi stepped forward to maintain order.
"This Western Poison Ouyang Feng comes from the White Camel Mountain in the Western Regions. He's trained the 'Toad Art' to a level that surpasses that of a toad, and he's good at using snake venom. As long as you see a man in white riding a white camel on the road, he is from White Camel Mountain. I'd rather provoke the King of Hell than see a white camel." I looked at Guo Jing after I finished speaking. As expected, he was deep in thought.
"What if we provoke them? Those people tried to steal my little red pony on the way.”Guo Jing said helplessly.
"What are you afraid of? Just fight them!" Huang Rong said firmly. Although she pretended to be a boy, her voice was a little delicate and charming.
"That's right. Don't be afraid. In the future, as long as you avoid them, you'll be fine.”I encouraged him.
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"Besides, this South Deity is incredible. He is the ruler of the Dali Kingdom, which means he is the emperor. Even though Dali was a small country, one needed to be bold enough to participate in the martial arts gathering as a sovereign. The Duan Family's Solar Finger was also a unique skill in the martial arts world. Moreover, Dali's national treasure, the Six Pulses Divine Sword, was a peerless skill that once shook the martial arts world.”
"I've heard of the Solar Finger. Could it be that this Six Pulses Divine Sword has been lost for a long time like the Sunflower Manual you mentioned just now?”Huang Rong looked at me mockingly.
"Little brother, you are really smart. Ever since a silly emperor in Dali managed to master the Six Pulses Divine Sword by chance, beauties have been coming in droves. It is really enviable.”I wanted to hold her little hand again, but who knew that she would dodge so quickly this time. I really miscalculated.
It seemed that a philosopher had a point. It was impossible for a person to cross the same river twice.
This sentence is very reasonable, but is it the same as what I want to express?
"Next, let's talk about this Northern Beggar. You all know Beggar's Sect, right? Little brother, you're dressed well and have a good demeanor. You must be a Beggar's Sect."”I took the opportunity to pat her shoulder, but I suddenly remembered what happened to Yang Kang when he patted her. The term "soft hedgehog armor" appeared in my mind, so I only patted her twice.
The Soft Hedgehog Armor was made from a mixture of golden threads and thousand-year-old vine branches. Not only could it be impervious to blades and spears, but it could also keep people warm. Hence, its name meant that it was soft and prickly. Moreover, when fed with poison, it could also become a powerful hidden weapon. It was really impossible to guard against it.
Three minutes of silence for Yang Kang! He had to learn from the experience of his predecessors in order to avoid detours. Some traditions must not be lost.
"I'm not from Beggar's Sect. What's so good about those beggars!" It seemed like this young lady was biased against Beggar's Sect.
"Little brother, don't discriminate against others. They might have their own difficulties.”Guo Jing said in a deep voice.
"No, I didn't mean anything else, really.”Huang Rong hurriedly defended herself. "It's all your fault. Tell me your story!"
I was unfortunate enough to be used as a punching bag, and being used as a punching bag by a beautiful woman is a kind of happiness, provided that you are sure that the other party is a beautiful woman.
"Northern Beggar Hong Qigong is the leader of Beggar's Sect. His Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms is extremely strong and Yang. Because Beggar's Sect had been organizing anti-gold activities all these years, they were praised by martial artists.”I said in a low voice. After all, this was still the area occupied by the golden men.
"Looks like Beggar's Sect is also a sect worth befriending!”Guo Jing revealed a solemn expression. At this moment, he actually had a mighty aura faintly emitting from him. As expected of someone who had been on the battlefield and killed before.
"Perfected Chong Yang founded the Quan Zhen Sect and has seven disciples. Everyone knows." With nothing to take advantage of, I gradually lost interest.
"Then what happened after the Huashan Sword Seminary?" Xiao Sanzi interrupted again.
"Later, Ouyang Feng's sister-in-law wanted to give birth, so he rushed back to White Camel Mountain.”I replied.
"His sister-in-law is giving birth. Why does he have to rush back?”A gossipy voice asked.
"Because that child isn't his brother's.”
"Roar!" The group of people revealed expressions of realization according to their own understanding.
"Huang Yaoshi also quit because he fell in love with a woman!”
"Which girl?" Huang Rong asked anxiously.
"I think it's called 'Feng Heng' or 'Peach Blossom,' I can't remember clearly!”I said vaguely.
"Humph! What brain?" The little girl said unhappily.
"South Deity had no choice but to go back and settle it because of the chaos in the harem. It's really a man's pain and joy. In the end, only the two bachelors were left chatting on the peak of Mount Hua. Then, they went back to their own homes to make a living with their brothers. Everyone's time was very precious.”When the story was finished, there was no applause. It was a typical tiger head and earthworm tail.
"Brother Guo, we will meet again in the mountains and rivers.”I have to run away quickly. That little girl's gaze is extremely unkind.
"Brother Li, let's meet again in the future!" After saying that, he hugged me tightly to express his feelings.
F * ck, why did you use so much strength?
However, this was a good opportunity. I walked in front of Huang Rong and hugged her gently. This time, I really didn't die in vain. He had seen many perverts being killed before they could get their hands on him, so before the little girl went completely crazy, it would be a waste not to take advantage of her.
Of course, there was a price to pay!
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A Sleepless Night
2007-7-717:16:00 Words: 5248
When Third Brother and I returned to Changqing Restaurant, it was already evening. We had eaten and drunk our fill. This kind of life was really comfortable. I don't believe that little girl can find me. Besides, she's not my type. I prefer the gentle traditional type.
Of course, even if I like her type, there's no chance! And just thinking about Huang Laoxie makes my scalp tingle. It's better to do my job.
Since they were going on a long journey tomorrow, of course, they had to pack their luggage. Clothes, money, daggers, **
It seemed like there were a lot of things to bring. Don't misunderstand, I'm not a pervert, although I really yearned for this profession. Those things were left in the restaurant by a pervert before he died, so I had to reluctantly take them all.
With my reputation, it's a very risky thing to do.
Back then, when our respectable and adorable Lord Wei roamed the martial world, he carried three great weapons with him: the impenetrable Golden Silkworm Armor, the incomparably sharp dagger, and the sleeping drug that made countless swordsmen feel heartache.
Reality proved that the simpler the weapon, the more powerful it was. Otherwise, how could the stool become the leader of the hundred weapons?
"Dong dong dong!" Someone knocked on the door.
"Eh? Little Sanzi, what are you doing? Nothing happened to me!" The three waiters outside the door looked sad and sorrowful.
"Brother Mo, we don't have anything to give you. Thank you for teaching us these days!”Little Sanzi said solemnly.
"We're all brothers, it's not like we won't meet again. When I'm doing well in the south, you guys can go together.”I was actually a little touched.
"No matter what, you will always be our Brother Mo!”a voice said.
"Why are we splitting up? What's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine!”I said heroically.
"Brother Mo, let me take a look at your * ss!”
"Brother Mo, are you still wearing these clothes? It fits me perfectly."
"Brother Mo, I'll just take some of this money.”
Their performance was really good! As expected of someone who graduated from the training class I organized.
So I picked up the head of the hundred soldiers, the stool, and began my journey of venting.
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After dinner, I prepared to sleep. I had always adhered to the good habit of going to bed early and waking up late. Although I couldn't do it sometimes due to external reasons, I would still make use of all the time to make up for my sleep.
"Dong dong dong!" Someone knocked on the door.
"Xiao Cui, why are you looking for me so late at night?”I yawned. Xiao Cui stood outside the door with a package in her hand.
"Which one, which one? I want to give my first time to you!”Xiao Cui said shyly.
"What?" My sleepiness was thrown out of my mind.
"I know I might not do well. After all, it's her first time!”Xiao Cui sounded a little uneasy.
"Although your first time is very precious, you can't force others to accept it. We're so close. It doesn't matter if I help you, but it will leave a shadow in my heart.”I said helplessly.
Did I eat too much for dinner tonight? This was a question that I had to consider.
"Forget it. Why are you looking for an excuse?”Xiao Cui threw the package in her hand at me.
It's good to be angry. I'd rather she be angry. We can still be friends.
Eh? What was in the package? The needlework was really crude for a piece of clothing. It was hard to imagine how she managed to sew it up. Could this be the first time she mentioned…
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He continued to sleep. This time, he had to be unshakable.
However, my sharp sixth sense told me that danger was coming. When I opened my eyes, I saw a person in white standing quietly in the shadows.
Could it be Nie Xiaoqian? Although I was a firm materialist, now that transmigration had happened, what was impossible?
"Immortal? Monsters?" I asked in a trembling voice.
"Puchi!" A crisp laughter broke the silence of the night. It was crisp and pleasant, and there was a hint of familiarity.
"Why isn't the little girl from the Huang family sleeping at night? What is she doing in a man's room?”It seemed that retribution came really quickly.
"Humph! You took advantage of me during the day, and tonight, I'll make you wish you were dead. I have many ways, so you'd better behave!”The little devil was indeed a little devil.
"What are you trying to do? No, you can't ruin my innocence.”I shouted as I pulled the blanket tightly.
"You, you are shameless!" Huang Rong pulled out the flexible sword from her waist and placed it in front of me. "Go ahead and scream. Even if you scream until your throat breaks, no one will come to save you.”
This line was so familiar!
"Heroine, spare my life!" I pounced in front of her and hugged her slender waist. It was so smooth and soft that I could feel it even through her clothes.
What was that? You said it was too dangerous. Of course, everything would be dangerous. However, since she didn't kill me in the beginning, it meant that I had value, so I was safe. Of course, I had a good grasp of the situation. If I took any further action, I could have my throat slit in an instant.
The two of us actually fell on the bed together. Just as my hand was about to move up from my waist, I suddenly realized a piece of good news and a piece of bad news. The bad news was that my hand had been stabbed by the "soft hedgehog armor" on her body. The good news was that I realized that I couldn't move.
This should be the legendary acupoints!
"Humph! Pervert, the feeling of being stabbed is not bad, right?”The little girl panted and said with a proud expression.
"Yo! Young Miss, don't you want to know about your mother? Don't you want to know the continuation of ancient China? Don't you want to know about the alluring magic treasure? Don't you want to know about the ruins of immortals?”I got nervous and went off topic again.
"How can I believe you? Who knows if you're lying to me?" The little girl didn't buy it.
"It's up to you to believe it or not!" Maintaining a strong position was beneficial to the negotiations.
"I'll cut off your hand first. If you don't say anything, I'll cut off your foot. Let's see how long you can last.”How ruthless!
"Wait, I'll talk! But can you let me change my position? You're pressing on that part of my body.”The little girl immediately jumped up from the bed. Her agility could reach full marks.
After undoing the acupuncture points, I bandaged my bleeding hand. Eh? What did I use to bandage it? It seems to be the clothes that Xiao Cui sent over. This is a little troublesome.
I lay on the bed and began to talk about ancient times.
" Once upon a time, there was a man named Huang Yaoshi. One day, he went to school and met a classmate named Feng Heng…"
"They slept on the same bed with a bowl of water in the middle, just like the two of us. However, Huang Yaoshi finally found out that Feng Heng was a woman dressed as a man, and they had sex.”
" However, the two families are enemies. Their love is full of ups and downs..."
" After breaking through the layers of obstacles, they escaped to Peach Blossom Island and lived a happy life. Happy days are always short. Finally, they gave birth to a girl. Feng Heng turned into a butterfly and left, leaving only Huang Yaoshi standing on Peach Blossom Island with the baby in his arms, facing the sea silently!”
"Although I know your story is unreliable, thank you for telling me such a touching story!”The little girl's tone was actually so gentle. At this moment, she was sleeping on my bed, and the poor me was lying on the edge of the bed. I didn't know if this was considered a thousand-year-old sleep.
"You're welcome!" He didn't expect that he would be moved. The charm of the Butterfly Lovers and the Legend of the Sword and Fairy was indeed irresistible.
"How did you know about those rumors in the martial world?”
"I belong to a secret organization, so I know a thing or two about the world.”
"What organization?"
"Secret organization! I told you it was a secret."
"Are you going to tell me?" The sword reached out to me.
'Yue Family Army'. Forget it, just make it up!
"Do you think I'll believe you?"
"Miss is indeed smart and intelligent. Actually, I heard it from a storyteller.”It was still nonsense.
"What is it called? What characteristics do you have?"
"His name is weird. He's called 'Last Night's East Wind in the Xiaolou'. Vile, extremely wretched." I happily told him about the old shopkeeper's appearance. The more I told him, the more I believed that it was true. In the end, I believed that it was the old shopkeeper who told me about it.
"Alright then! I'll come back for you." After saying that, she left like a gust of wind, leaving behind a lingering fragrance.
Looking for me? I'm leaving tomorrow. It's hard to say when we'll meet again!
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He didn't even know what time it was. Sleep, he had to sleep, he had to sleep even if he was beaten to death!
"Sigh!" A sigh woke me up. F * ck, can't you let me sleep?
"I heard what you said just now, I didn't expect you to know. I was going to let Lin 'an's shopkeeper tell you, that's right, our Changqing Tower belongs to the Yue Family Army, this secret organization.”Looking closely, the old shopkeeper was not lying.
Did I practice Buddhism's "casual meditation"? It was better to buy a lottery ticket than to be so accurate.
"Back then, Prince Yue was framed by the treacherous minister Qin Hui and died in the Storm Pavilion on a 'groundless' charge. As a result, half of the Great Song fell into the hands of the Jin people, and many people were bullied by the foreign races. When will the hatred of courtiers disappear? Drive a long chariot and trample the Helan Mountain." As the old shopkeeper said these words, his back that was facing the window seemed to grow taller. That kind of sad and generous feelings made me feel a little lonely.
However, I can't care about these things! Don't tell me you really want me to revitalize China and dominate the world! Isn't it too much to assign me such an important job right after I graduated from university?
"In the future, if a wise man who cares about the world and the people's livelihood appears, he will form the 'Yue Family Army'. Our organization will be comprised of high-ranking officials and nobles, as well as peddlers and soldiers. It can be said that wherever there are people, there will be a' Yue Family Army'. Moreover, the benefits are good, the treatment is high, and the life is guaranteed. It will definitely be your best choice.”
That's right! This is the true face of the old shopkeeper. I was shocked just now and thought I had seen a ghost.
"Originally, I wanted to wait until you arrived at Lin 'an, then someone would tell you everything.”
It felt like human trafficking. Was Lin 'an a good idea? Not necessarily.
"Who knew that you already knew. After knowing, you still went to Lin 'an without hesitation. This shows that I didn't misjudge you. Little Mo! I can't wait for you to join the organization.”
He felt that there was danger. Although it was said to be high risk and high reward, it was still better to find out clearly!
"Shopkeeper, I don't have any skills. I only know how to be a waiter. Don't leave those dangerous things to me!”I looked at the old shopkeeper pitifully.
"Not dangerous, not dangerous at all!”The old shopkeeper said with a smile, giving me the feeling that the big bad wolf was deceiving the innocent and cute Little Red Riding Hood.
"In recent years, the organization has been divided into two factions due to different views. One faction wanted to rebel and overthrow the current imperial court, while the other faction wanted to maintain the current situation and prepare to counterattack the Jin Kingdom. The two factions are at loggerheads. I see that your coordination ability is very strong, so I'm going to recommend you to appease them. It was very simple to say a few words!”
Was it really a simple mission? F * ck, two groups of people are fighting and you want me to stop them. Who do you think I am? They might beat me up together. Should I start making an escape plan? But before that, I have to do a few things.
"Shopkeeper, I, Xiao Mo, promise to complete this mission. I won't embarrass you. However, I don't know martial arts and I don't have a weapon to defend myself. It's very dangerous to travel in the martial world. I'm not afraid of danger, but I'm afraid I'll delay your big plan!”I vowed.
"I was prepared!" The old shopkeeper's smiling eyes seemed to be saying,'I knew you would say this.' The old shopkeeper respectfully took out a book from his bosom and handed it over.
I carefully took the book. It didn't matter if I didn't read it. When I saw it, I was so scared that I quickly threw the book on the ground!
" Sunflower..." I actually saw these two words that made me tremble with fear.
"What's wrong?" The old shopkeeper asked inexplicably.
"Shopkeeper, could it be that you have practiced this kind of martial arts?”I looked at him in surprise and glanced down from the corner of my eye.
"Is there a problem? This [Sunflower Acupoint Pressing Hand] is my ultimate skill that I won't pass on. If it wasn't for the fact that you're a talented person, I would have taken it into my coffin.”
Whoosh! I was so scared that my little heart was beating wildly. I quickly picked up the book and looked carefully, only to find that the words "acupoints" were too small to see clearly.
It was really scary!
"Shopkeeper, look at me, I'm already past the age to practice martial arts. How can I practice acupoints without internal energy?”My voice was so sweet that it made me want to vomit.
"Here, there's a copy of Muscle-bone Strengthening Scripture here. Take it and practice!”The shopkeeper took out another book.
No way! Am I dreaming? It was a Shaolin treasure! I suddenly thought of a possibility. I hurriedly flipped open the last page of the book. As expected, it wrote," printed by Dongfeng Bookstore. Price: 15 copper coins." Could it be that he was going to say…
"In the future, the task of protecting the peace of Great Song will be handed over to you!”The old shopkeeper said earnestly.
F * ck, God, are you playing with me?
"That, that, shopkeeper, I still don't have a self-defense weapon?”I was too embarrassed to say anything more because I didn't have much hope. The probability of winning the lucky prize was less than or equal to zero.
"Take this!" The old shopkeeper sneakily took out a bamboo tube from his bosom. There was a string on the bamboo tube. Seeing his cautious appearance, my curiosity was aroused again.
"This item is very dangerous. You can't use it unless it's a critical moment. When the time comes, you just have to pull this rope and there will be unexpected results. You can't use it recklessly."
Eh? Could it be the legendary king of hidden weapons,"Torrential Pear Blossom Needles"? According to records, this hidden weapon was created by Zhou Shiming, the Dual Swordsman of Nanhu. At that time, he found the world's most famous craftsman and spent three years to complete it. It was as flat as a box, seven inches long and three inches thick. On it was carved in small seal characters: " Blood will be seen when it comes out, and it is unlucky to return empty. The king of hidden weapons."
I searched carefully but couldn't find those small seal characters. Forget it, but seeing that the old shopkeeper was so careful, I still kept them in case of emergency.
"Little Mo! Back then, there were so many refugees from the north. You, a little beggar, wandered the streets in the winter. If I hadn't taken you in, I don't know if you could have survived.”Sigh, it started again.
"Today, I heard from Little San that you told them stories about the martial arts world. I didn't expect you to remember them.”The old shopkeeper sighed.
Are you sure you've said that before? You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want!
"You didn't ask for guidance?"
"That's easy to say. When I was wandering in the martial world, my friends in the martial world gave me the nickname 'Last Night's East Wind in the Small Building.”
Should I buy a lottery ticket?
Eh? I think I can see the dawn outside. Can I leave tomorrow? I'm really sleepy!
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