Time: 2005-1-1121:01:00 Words: 2541
Looking at the originally upright head of the Beard that had turned into a huge pig's head, Monkey, Pig, and I widened our eyes, and cold sweat broke out on our foreheads.
Pig was so scared that he hid in the corner and muttered to himself,""This, this…"
Monkey blinked his eyes with all his might and said coldly,"Are my eyes playing tricks on me? Don't think you can scare me. I'm scared.”
Damn it, I didn't expect this Beard to pretend to be honest all the way. It turns out that he's a pig demon. He's even more pig than a pig. While you're all in a daze, I won't accompany you. Move!
Just as he was about to move his legs and run, he saw Beard sigh and say,""30% is 30%, but it doesn't have much endurance. It's not firm, but it won't last long.”
As he spoke, the huge pig's head shrunk rapidly, making a squeaking sound like a leather bag that had been pierced by a bell. In a puff of green smoke, the white skin of the pig's head grew back its original beard like new grass sprouting. Its ears and nose also returned to their original appearance.
A pile of sh * t was a pile of sh * t. It was scary but not completely scary.
Zhu wiped the sweat from his face and said to Monkey,""Did you see that? Did you see that?”
Monkey spat and replied,"Do you think I'm short-sighted?" With such a big pig head in front of him, he could not see but could smell the stench.”
The Beard looked sad and sighed."I still can't do it. I've learned it for so many days, but I can only learn 30%."”
I need to calm down at this time. I'm a leader, a genius, and an accomplished monk from Chang 'an. There's no reason for me to be wild when I see a pig head.
Breathe, breathe
Sing again: Take a deep breath and close your eyes. There is the freshest oxygen in the world. Use the most pleasant voice to eliminate all distance, work hard to love, and surpass all tacit understanding and motivation.
Monkey looked at the Beard with a look of wonder. He reached out and gently stroked the Beard's head. His eyes widened as he said,"Third brother, you seem to have really learned some small magic that can deceive people?”
The Beard nodded. He touched his face and asked,"Is it really a pig's head? I've tried it a few times. Every time I touch my face, I'm scared. I don't even dare to look into the bronze mirror."”
No wonder the Beard had been so absent-minded the past few days when he came back at night. We all thought that he had gone crazy from sweeping the bookworms. It turned out that he knew that he would become a pig. Just thinking about it made us feel sad for him.
I began to sympathize with the Beard. He shouldn't have to bear such a sin. After all, it was only reasonable for a pig to turn into a pig's head.
Monkey was filled with curiosity. He asked," What else can it transform into? Quickly transform them one by one to open our eyes."”
The Beard looked dejected and sighed." I've only learned the first level of the Head Changing Technique, and I haven't practiced it thoroughly. The books say that when I reach the second level, I can become a donkey."”
This was too much of a bully. If he didn't change from a pig to a donkey, then wouldn't the third stage turn him into an ox-headed and horse-faced person? That old monk Hai Tong is clearly bullying you for being a retard.
I scolded,"Hai Tong, that bald donkey, dares to play with my disciple like this. He doesn't give me face as an eminent monk of Chang 'an's Jinguang Temple. I'll make him look bad tomorrow."”
The monkey and pig nodded in agreement, feeling gratified by their master's loyalty.
"Tell me everything that happened in the past few days. Don't hide anything.”If I don't show some of my master's temper, I won't be able to do it. Next time, these three disciples will turn into monsters behind my back. It would be strange if they don't scare my little heart.
The Beard looked aggrieved. He reached into his pocket and took out the scripture."It's all written here."
The scripture was blue and thread-bound. It was simple and elegant. The pages were yellow and rotten. It was obvious that it was an ancient book.
Monkey pointed at the words on the cover and cursed,""What kind of stupid writing is this? I can't even understand it.”
Pig looked at him with pity and sighed,""Uncultured means uncultured. Do you know what ancient seal characters are? It's written clearly on this. Let me read it to you. Follow me.”
"F * ck, this stupid bird book can turn a pig into a dog. Do you think we're idiots?”Monkey cursed in disdain.
The Beard understood what he was saying. His face showed an expression of displeasure as he glared at Monkey. Pig and I could see that. The Beard was naturally thinking," Is there a need to say this? You are clearly a moron."
Monkey saw that Beard was not looking at him and spat. He snatched the scripture and said,"I want to take a closer look at what's written on this. It can actually play a trick like turning into a pig's head.”
The pig was also curious and quickly looked over.
Although Laozi was also curious to death, as his master, he had to be a little reserved. How could he be like a monkey and a pig who indulged in their feelings? He could only pretend to be angry and keep his eyes on her.
As he glanced around, he saw the monkey and pig's eyes touch the book. As if they had been struck by lightning, their eyes lit up and their expressions were focused. They began to gesture with their hands and recite some unknown words. The Beard had obviously been immersed in it for a long time, and he was busy pointing and commenting at the side like a forerunner.
Don't think that you can pretend to be a god just because you can recite a few Buddhist mantras. If you have the guts, turn into a few pigs.
F * ck, just as this thought flashed through his mind, he heard Pig say to Beard,""It's so simple, but you can't understand it. Look at my transformation technique.”After saying that, he formed a seal with his hands and muttered,"The heavens change, the earth changes, and emotions remain unchanged. I want to change."”
Sun, moon, stars, bananas, apples, you bastard. Don't blame me for swearing so many times in one breath. Only this way could express the complexity of my emotions.
A puff of green smoke swept through the room, and a fat pig weighing five to six hundred jin appeared in the spacious monastery guest room. It was a hundred times more realistic than the pig head that Beard had transformed into earlier. It was white and clean, and it looked like a pig that had completely stripped off its clothes. This white pig raised its pig mouth and proudly said to Monkey, Beard, and I,"Did you see that? This is what a genius is like.”
Before Laozi could express his shock, he heard Monkey sneer,""Small tricks, what's there to mention? Watch me.”
I turned around and saw the monkey laughing. He didn't even form a hand seal. He just waved his hand lightly. There wasn't even a trace of smoke. I only felt my eyes flash. Two monkeys suddenly appeared in the room. One was still standing in a daze, and the other was lazily lying on the couch and moaning comfortably.
The dazed monkey didn't move at all, but the monkey lying on the couch had a smug look on his face. He smiled at me and said,"Master, did you see that? This is called the Doppelganger Technique.”
This time, it was my turn to open my eyes wide. So it was actually this easy. How could I miss such a great opportunity? How could that be described as a reckless waste of a heavenly treasure? If I didn't hurry up and learn such a cheap spell, then I would simply be the best of the retarded, the most sacred of idiots.
Heh, pigs and monkeys can also learn the transformation technique and the separation technique. For example, Laozi, who was literate at the age of one, sexually mature at the age of two, recited poems at the age of three, became a pair of partners at the age of four, played gambling at the age of five, flirted with pretty girls at the age of six, and was known as the flower of the Tang Empire at the age of seven, how could he tolerate the beard, pig, and monkey publicly performing in front of me?
I'm not greedy. It's best if I can learn some small magic skills such as turning stone into gold or getting any cards I want. If possible, I'll also learn some mid-tier magic skills such as invisible through walls. Hehe, like this, I'll be the supreme in the gambling world, stealing jade and incense. Haha, just thinking about it makes me excited.
"Master, what's wrong with you? Why are you smiling so ambiguously?”The pig returned to its original form and looked at me in shock.
F * ck, I was too careless. Why was I so smug? Especially since the monkey is staring at me right now. If he sees through my thoughts, all my dignity and reservation as a master will be wasted.
He quickly snatched the scripture from the pig's hand and said seriously,"This book is evil. Let me take a look and examine it first. I don't want you to go berserk and enter the evil path.”
Her palms were sweating…
He slowly opened the book…
The supreme ideal of the gambling world…
The ambition to steal the jade…
Uh, what are they writing? Subhuti, Tathagata is a true speaker, a non-liar, a non-different speaker. 'Damn it, you're bullying me because I haven't read the scriptures. You're simply too vulgar.' Changing the name and pretending to be mysterious, these broken scriptures could be compared to the mountain of Jinguang Temple.
I was angry. Before I could figure out why the monkey and pig could transform into two bodies just by looking at the scriptures, and why I only saw a large section of unclear scriptures, I suddenly heard the loud bell in the temple and the commotion of people. Something big had happened.
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