Time: 2005-1-1111:54:00 Words: 2883
Eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating, going to the toilet at the morning clock, chatting at the evening drum. It was really comfortable and carefree. No one mentioned that they would continue to travel west. Anyway, Imperial Brother didn't give me a time limit. I can play however I want.
The old monk Xing Kong was quite considerate. He knew that we were tired from the journey, so he didn't disturb us.
After a few days, the Beard and the Pig were used to each other's bald appearance. Only Wukong did not dare to look in the mirror, nor did he dare to look at the well. He always felt that everyone looked at him strangely.
Was there still a need to say? He had a body full of fur and a bald head. He looked like an enlarged bottom drop.
However, what was supposed to come still had to come.
As the old monk Xing Kong coughed at the door, the happy days of eating and drinking for free and being served by the young monk all day finally came to an end.
The old bald donkey entered the door and brewed in his stomach for a long time. He pretended to sigh slowly and said,"Everyone has been here for a period of time. There are some discussions in the temple. I don't know if I should say it."
The old bald donkey was indeed cunning. Wasn't this nonsense? Of course, there was no need to say anything. "Master Xingkong, you can say it's fine."”
Xing Kong coughed dryly again." Master Xuanzang is an eminent monk of Chang 'an's Jinguang Temple. He has come to our temple to teach. Naturally, he is our honored guest. However…"
If you have something to say, say it directly. This kind of stopping and pausing, repeated, and going around in circles made people feel a burst of will-o'-wisps.
"Master Xingkong, please say it's alright."”
Xing Kong coughed again and sighed,""Then I'll be frank with you.”He stopped and looked at the three of them as if he hoped they would understand.
Monkey, Pig, and Beard were all at a loss.
"Don't tell me you really don't understand what Old Na is saying?" Xing Kong was a little anxious.”
Even I don't understand, let alone the three idiots. The three of them naturally felt dizzy. They shook their heads and said,"Naturally, I don't understand."
I thought to myself,"No wonder people often say that eunuchs, shrews, and old bald donkeys are three animals that must not be approached. It really makes sense."”
Xing Kong saw that everyone was so confused and could only sigh,""If that's the case, I'll be frank. Master Xuanzang is a distinguished guest of our temple, so he can stay as he pleases. But…but since the three of you are learning in our temple, you can be considered half a member of our temple. You still have to obey the rules of our temple and work with the monks of our temple.”
"Oh, I see!" Pig and Monkey shouted in unison.
Hou Geng said happily," Master is right. We are all hardworking people. Now that we are staying in this small courtyard all day long, it makes us feel dispirited all day long. We are so bored that we are about to give birth to a bird."”
Pig also said," We are all eminent monks. How can we do this all day long? Master's suggestion is really good, good, good!”
The Beard grunted, but it was unknown if he understood what he said, but he still said in a rough voice,""Don't worry, I'll handle things. If there's a problem, look for the villagers.”I thought to myself, Beard's words were extremely useful. He really couldn't find any fault with it.
Xing Kong didn't expect everyone to be so easy to get along with and wasted many of the moving words he had prepared for a long time. He was at a loss and could only mumble,"That's good, that's good. Since everyone has no objections, then let this old monk make some personnel arrangements.”
That day, the wind turned to the south. The sky was blue and the sun was shining brightly. It was indeed a new year. The thousands of monks in the temple were all energetic and energetic. The fields and temples were busy, praying for the arrival of spring.
Pig had obviously never worked in the fields since he was young. At this moment, looking at the busy scene of the bald men, he could not help but sigh,"I'm so touched, so touched. I really want to quickly throw myself into this spring scenery.”
Monkey kept moving his arms and limbs, as if he was ready to fight at any time.
The Beard was originally a working person. Now that he saw the old mountains and rivers being restored, he was even more excited and couldn't stop making sounds.
Xing Kong was delighted to see the three of them so eager to give it a try. He smiled and said,"Although our temple is prosperous in the local area, there are more than a thousand monks. It is difficult to support such a large temple with only incense money. Therefore, the monks in the temple still have to work in the fields except for the morning and evening classes.”
He turned to me and asked,"I wonder what the strengths of Master Xuanzang's three disciples are. Please tell me one by one so that I can do my best and make arrangements."
I pondered for a moment and said," My eldest disciple, Wukong, is born with divine power. He was in charge of the royal ranch for many years in the court. I see that the temple also has horses. He can be in charge of the stables."”Wukong gladly agreed, apparently to his liking.
I turned to the pig and said,"Second disciple Wu Neng is familiar with poetry and books. He is familiar with all kinds of scriptures. He can go to the Sutra Library to look after the scriptures."”When Pig heard this arrangement, he couldn't help but feel a little indignant.
He then looked at the Beard and pondered for a long time before saying,"As for the third disciple, Wu Jing, this, does the temple have the position of Curtain Rollers?”Xing Kong had a headache and scratched his ears and cheeks. I said,"If you don't, you can fish."”Xing Kong's face changed slightly.
Uh, it was a sin to mention eating fish to the monk, so he quickly brushed it off and said,"It's better to let Wujing decide for himself.”
The Beard had a serious look on his face as he said,"I will only obey your orders. Wu Jing will report to the Sutra Library now."”
Deaf, you misheard again. That's a pig's job. How can you do it if you don't know how to read?
Pig loved crowds and didn't want to go to the Sutra Library alone to sweep away the bookworms. Seeing that Beard wasn't going to let him go, he quickly pushed him away and said,"Third brother has always been quiet and is most suitable for the position of library pavilion. As for me, I can work in the fields with the other monks.”
Thinking about it carefully, Pig's words made sense. Beard had nothing to offer. Moreover, going to the Sutra Library was not to let him read poetry and books. It did not matter if he could not read, he could always clean up.
Then he did as Zhu said and said to Xiang Kong," This Penniless Monk's arrangement makes sense, Master." Xing Kong was only afraid of raising a few freeloaders, and the monks under him would not accept it. "Master Xuanzang is very resourceful," he replied happily."Such an arrangement is most appropriate.”
He immediately summoned the practicing monks and led the three of them to report to their respective places. He didn't mention where to stay. He and I both understood each other, so we each took a step back and still let the three of us stay in the guest rooms.
He lived a few days like this. The three disciples go to various places to work every day. Only the old bald donkey calls me to the abbot's room to drink tea and discuss Zen every day. It made people feel depressed. Although Laozi was a genius and an accomplished monk of Jinguang Temple, he knew very little about Buddhism. Although there was a saying that a monk would hit the bell for a day, it was annoying to do this again and again, so he wanted to find an excuse to go west again.
After the evening class, the gang of four gathered again.
After all, the guest room was not like an ordinary monk's room. It had its own privileges. Although the evening classes had ended, the oil lamp could still be lit forever.
When he was about to say what he was thinking, he wanted to discuss the matter of heading west with the three of them. Unexpectedly, Monkey said excitedly," Second Brother, Third Brother, I trained a wild horse that was difficult to serve today. It was really wonderful. That wild horse was inhumane and injured three or four monks in a row. Hehe, if it weren't for me, I dare to pat my chest and guarantee that no one could handle it.”
After saying that, he patted his chest again. It was indeed the nature of apes.
Damn monkey, look at your smug face. I know you're the only one who can communicate with animals. Why don't you think about how you were born into an animal family and are naturally close to animals? Didn't you see that the White Dragon Horse is more intimate with you than me? I've been rubbing against you all day. It's really embarrassing to be gay.
Zhu Yi said excitedly," Today, I went to the foot of the mountain with a large group of brothers to plow the fields and pick up the manure. The village beauty at the foot of the mountain was also washing clothes with a group of sisters. She kept winking at me. Aiyo, I didn't expect to become a monk. It turns out that it's so romantic."”
Stupid fat pig, you've really fallen to the point of invincibility. You're picking manure, Xiaofang, you're doing it too.
Pig looked at Beard." I wonder what you've gained today, Third Brother. Could it be that you've been sweeping the bookworms for a day?"”There was a hint of mockery in his words. He was indeed not a good person.
"Don't worry, I'll handle things," the Beard said seriously. Wu Jing's duty is to do his best.”The monkey teased him,"Have you ever memorized a few verses of scripture, or have you ever learned a few words from the monk?"”
The Beard obviously didn't understand and said to himself,""So Shixiong already knew that I had learned some small spells.”
Pig and Monkey were shocked and said in unison,""A spell?"
Damn, what spell? He didn't even think about the Beard's role. Spells? It was more like learning to do rituals.
The Beard finally understood and nodded."A few days ago, Master Hai Tong of the Scripture Depository asked me to recite the scriptures repeatedly. After my continuous efforts, I finally achieved a small success today and learned 30% of the Head Changing Technique.”
Although I had always been reserved, I couldn't help but laugh."Wujing, I didn't know you could tell jokes. Head swapping technique, do you think everyone is an idiot?”
Monkey said,"That's right. If you have the guts, why don't you turn into a pig head and take a look?"”
The Beard hummed and said,"Really?"”
"Of course we have to change!"”
The Beard stood up and said Amitabha. His left hand was like a flower, and his right hand made a hand seal. He closed his eyes and shouted,"Open the sea of laws, change!"
Ugh! My Sun's Little Grass's Mommy's Sh * t!!!
Who will save me from my mental breakdown at that time!
At a glance, the Beard's long beard suddenly faded away. His ears grew bigger, his nose bridge rose, his nostrils expanded, and his cheeks expanded rapidly.
As expected, he had a big pig head!
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