Time: 2005-1- 19 17:56:00 Words: 2791
The young scholar took a few steps forward. He swept his gaze over the four of us. When his gaze met mine, his eyes suddenly seemed to have been struck by lightning. His expression changed as he pondered. After a moment, he smiled and said,"I have traveled the four seas and didn't expect to meet a Buddhist saint monk here today. It must be a good fortune from my previous life.”
He was pretending to be a gentleman. So he was just a dead Taoist priest. What Buddhist saint monk? You think I care? Am I that old? It's more like the big bald donkeys such as the retard and Xing Kong. I haven't shaved my head for half a month. Anyone with eyes can see that I'm still greedy for the world of mortals. Even an idiot like a pig knows that I like to eat meat. You're even worse than a pig!
He shouted in his heart, but no matter what, he felt a little smug when his buttocks were touched like this. He replied respectfully,"This poor monk comes from the Golden Light Temple in Chang 'an. A monk is a monk, but not a saint monk.”
The young Taoist shook his head gently and said," The Holy Monk is wise and wise. He is pure and colorless. He has a lotus flower in his heart and the Holy Altar is clear. With my cultivation, I can tell that the Holy Monk is the reincarnation of a spiritual child and has come to the mortal world to cultivate."”
Damn it, this guy's bootlicking skills were incredible, comparable to Fang Xuanling.
"That's too much, too much. This poor monk is just an ordinary ant among all living beings."”
The young Taoist priest smiled and lowered his head." There's no need to be modest, Holy Monk. I've been cultivating for a hundred years. I dare not say that I can summon the wind and rain, but I've long opened my Heavenly Eye. I'm still somewhat confident in the art of reading people.”
'F * ck you. If you cultivate for a hundred years, you'll be even older than my grandfather.' Young man, you can't brag like this. If you're handsome, you can lie to ignorant young girls. If you want to coax me, you can do it in your next life.
Sigh, another part of me was telling me that what this fellow said was very pleasing to the ears. I'm enjoying it even more.
Monkey and Pig both looked at me suspiciously. Obviously, Pig thought that this guy was my big support.
"It's fate that we know each other, but I don't know how to address you by your dharma name."”
The young Taoist priest said indifferently," My Dharma name is Po Xu. Before I entered the Dao, I was a hero in Jianghu. Thanks to the respect of Jianghu people, I was given a small nickname,'Shattering Void'.”
The dead demon said,"I asked you your Dharma name, but I didn't ask you your nickname. I was called 'Little Guanyin' since I was young, and my nickname is 'Golden Cicada'. Do you want me to tell you?"
But he said,"So it's Perfected Po Xu. I've heard a lot about you."”
"I've always regarded fame as fleeting clouds," said Po Xu with a faint smile.”"I didn't expect that someone in the Central Plains would still know of my name after seventeen years of traveling to the Great Qin."”As he spoke, his expression revealed a hint of arrogance.
I really can't stand it. Even if I use my ass to listen, I know that I'm just greeting you, but you're actually so smug. Look at you, you really need a beating.
Monkey was a straightforward person. He really could not stand it anymore. He jumped forward and said,"Bull nose, according to what you said, you are also a good family. Why don't we try a few moves?"”
Po Xu smiled disdainfully and said,"I've never fought with anyone in the past ten years."”Pausing for a moment, he stretched out his right index finger and pointed at the beard."How do you think I am compared to him?"
Monkey snorted and said," I'm the eldest senior brother. He's the youngest. What do you think?"”
Poxu shook his head slightly and said," You're too arrogant, junior. Just now, I was a thousand feet away. I only chanted a sealing spell and locked his real body. Do you think you can resist?"”
" Oh!" The pig cried out loudly." Oh, so it's you, Demonic Priest, who became a ghost. I was just saying, Little Butterfly, ah pui, no, why can't Third Brother change back?"”
The Beard cried out in anger. "So it was you who did this."”
Before they could get close to two feet from Po Xu, they saw Po Xu grab at the void in the air. The eyes of the four people flashed, and they saw that Po Xu had a horsetail whisk in his right hand. He gently swept his beard.
With a swoosh, the beard was sent flying several feet in the air. She crashed into the wall in the distance with a bang. Her fair and tender face turned red, and blood flowed from the corner of her mouth.
" Little Butterfly, f * ck! Third Brother, are you alright?" Pig shouted.”She quickly ran over to help him up. Beard panted heavily.
Seeing that his brother was being beaten, the monkey couldn't help but become angry. He jumped up and threw a punch at Po Xu.
The fist was like a wave, and its momentum was like a shooting star. Even a bull would be knocked down.
Unfortunately, Po Xu was not a bull after all, but a bull's nose. An ox nose who knew demonic magic.
Po Xu snorted,"You have guts."”With another wave of the horsetail whisk, the monkey immediately felt as if his body was being pressed down by ten thousand mountains. He couldn't exert any strength in his body. Although he wasn't sent flying dozens of feet like his beard, he couldn't exert any strength at all. He sat on the ground.
This old demon seemed to be a master. I don't need to say anything. Although Beard has turned into a woman, he has always been strong and muscular. I can't stand up and ask for trouble with my asthma.
Po Xu smiled coldly and said," Don't think that you're insufferably arrogant just because you know a little bit of illusion. I heard this lowly disciple say that he was once taught a lesson by someone using the technique of doppelganger, so I came to see what kind of person he was. Now it seems that for the sake of the Holy Monk, this is just a small move to warn others."”
F * ck, so this cow nose was that man's master. As expected, they were jackals of the same tribe. That fellow was so arrogant, and this old bull nose was also so self-righteous.
Looking at how pretentious he was, she really wanted to slap his horse-like face.
However, as his master, it was really unreasonable for him not to stand up for him at this time. This guy said that for his sake, it was hard to say that they were being polite. Perhaps building a relationship and being relatives could heal the trauma he suffered from his beloved disciple's setback.
He quickly pulled his throat and exercised his back muscles.
I sighed." So it turns out that Perfected Po Xu is the master of the Seventh Prince of the Great Qin State that we met on the road. Perfected One might not know, but we and the prince only had some verbal misunderstandings. We Jianghu children have only exchanged a few moves with each other, and now we have already forgotten about the past. Why should Perfected One involve himself in the dispute between these children's emotions?"”
"Holy Monk, are you saying that I'm protecting my own people?" Po Xu sneered.”
F * ck, damn cow nose, if this isn't protecting your own shortcomings, then what is? You're incapable of teaching such a lowly disciple, and now you're trying to stand up for yourself.
Of course, he said," No, no. This Penniless Monk just wants to know that as the State Preceptor, you are tall and respected. Your reputation is spread all over the world. You don't have to lower yourself to the same level as these juniors. If this gets out, it will damage your reputation."”
Po Xu seemed to be very fond of this, and his expression softened a little when he heard me brag to him. He said," I've always regarded fame as fleeting clouds. I only attacked just now to teach these juniors a little lesson. Don't let them be so arrogant. You should know that there's always someone better than you."”
I quickly said,"This is all because I was stupid and didn't teach my disciple properly."”
He was thinking about whether he should put on an act and slap himself a few times to make this damn cow nose not angry. However, he heard Po Xu gently wave his hand into the air and withdraw his horsetail whisk. He said coldly,""Holy Monk, you don't have to be humble. There are only ten people in the world who are as intelligent as you.”
Han, this Poxu seems to be giving me too much face. It seemed that being handsome really had its benefits. Not good, this guy is looking at me with a strange expression. Could it be that he likes men?
"This Penniless Monk knows that his disciples are not strict enough to cause trouble, so I will definitely discipline them strictly in the future."”
Po Xu said," This Penniless Priest isn't an unreasonable person. However, this Penniless Priest has gone out for peace for the first time in ten years. If this Penniless Priest were to pass without knowing the reason, it would only make people laugh at him."”
Damn cow nose, do you think you have a lot of face? I've already been wronged to this extent, and you still don't want to get off the stage. He quickly looked at Monkey and shouted,"Wukong, come here and kowtow to the Immortal as an apology.”
Monkey looked aggrieved, but he was not a rash person. Monkey was born in the martial arts world and had experienced more than a thousand battles since he was young. He knew that he was definitely not a match for the Taoist priest who had knocked his beard dozens of feet away and suppressed him to the ground with a single strike. He could only walk forward.
However, everyone could tell that Monkey was extremely unwilling to apologize.
Sigh, Wukong, Master has no choice. Who asked Master to be weak and unable to protect you? You should just be a little more lenient. Han Xin was humiliated by his subordinates, Fu Chai, Gou Jian, Fan Li, or Xi Shi. For a moment, he couldn't find the great god of Baidu and couldn't remember who was who. Anyway, didn't one of them eat shit before?
Monkey's eyes were filled with tears. I knew that those were the hot tears of a man.
He walked forward slowly.
Poxu chuckled coldly and happily waited for the monkey to kneel. Pig and Beard were furious, and Beard bit his lips. Looking at these good men receiving their lips like this, my heart ached. I'm a holy monk, I can't even protect my disciple.
Monkey stepped forward and landed on his left knee. He supported himself with one hand, but his head was raised high.
Wukong, quickly kowtow and apologize. It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Although you're not a gentleman, a monkey can do it too.
Monkey raised his head and suddenly sneered.""Your disciple is disappointing and can't beat me. If you have the ability, come and fight with me again.”
Po Xu's expression changed, and he said coldly," Young man, you refuse a toast only to drink a forfeit. You're asking for a beating!”
Monkey didn't wait for Po Xu to finish speaking. He exerted more strength in his hand and jumped up, throwing a punch and shouting loudly!
I'll beat you up!
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