Fourth Reunion
2005-11- 16 17:45:00 Words: 4594
Once, I was also a man!
Once, in order to admire the fireworks set off by the best craftsman in the world, Nanguan, my friend and I didn't sleep or rest. We traveled for three days straight to Nanguan Villa to admire them.
Once, in order to catch up with Lin Xiujun, the most beautiful woman in Jiangdu, who was engaged in a martial arts competition to find a spouse, I ran for thousands of miles and killed three horses. Within half a month, I arrived at Jiangdu from Chang 'an.
In the past, in order to regain my lost dignity, I stayed up for three days and three nights in a row to prove that I was a promising young man at the gambling table.
At that time, I was so young and romantic, so energetic.
However, everything was in the past.
Even though I was resting in the clouds for a while not long ago, I was yawning non-stop now. In front of so many beautiful women and Yu Ran's beautiful face, I was so dispirited. How embarrassing! A thirty-year-old man with a sixty-year-old heart. The long journey to the west has tortured me. I have to admit that I'm old.
Such a strong sleepiness assaulted me, causing me, who had such a strong will, to be unable to resist at all. My eyes finally couldn't resist the invasion of sleepiness and slowly drooped down.
Yu Ran's beautiful face started to blur in my eyes.
In the haze, I could only hear the girls exclaiming. Yu Ran's beautiful eyes looked at me and said in shock, Master Xuanzang, what's wrong?"
My legs gave way and my body fell to the ground. As I lay on the green grass in the Heavenly Realm, my heart suddenly throbbed. Could it be that this sleep would really last for a thousand years?
Suddenly, he thought of Monkey and the others who had gone missing. Damn, why was a romantic man like him thinking about those piles of shit at the last moment?
He was beyond the heavens, and he did not know what was happening! Farewell, Yu Ran.
The thousand years in the dream was only an instant. After an unknown amount of time, I seemed to hear someone calling out to me softly from the sky, Tang Sanzang, Xi Xing Lu Man, how can you sleep so calmly? Quickly wake up."
Urging me, is it easy for me? I can't even take a break.
Phew, I let out a long breath and shook my head. In my daze, I could only smell a strong bad breath assaulting my nose, making me almost vomit.
F * ck, what was so smelly? I opened my eyes in shock. F * ck, I saw six big eyes staring at me, less than three inches away from me. The middle pair of big eyes was as big as a casserole, bright red, with golden hair growing in them. It was so disgusting, how could there be anyone else?
Naturally, it was Monkey!
The bearded man beside him exclaimed," Aiya, Master, you're finally awake. We thought you…you…"
What do you mean by 'me'? I only have one eye to see you barbarians. I'm really unlucky.
I looked at Monkey and asked,"Why are you here? Where is this?" As he spoke, he slowly sat up. Monkey grabbed my monk robe and said," Master, be careful. You can't move."
" None of your business." I struggled to raise my head. Suddenly, a breeze blew past my ears and I looked around gently.
Collapse! What happened? I was clearly lying on the grass of Wondrous Immortal Peak. Why did I suddenly fall asleep on that butt-sized white cloud? And this time, it's even worse. In the blue sky, there's only a small white cloud like us. It was empty and there was nothing else. Monkey, Pig, and Beard were all close to me, half-kneeling in this butt sized area. No wonder I saw three dead heads when I opened my eyes.
Monkey elbowed Pig and Pig said in pain,"" Eldest Senior Brother, why did you hit me?"
Monkey brought out the dignity of his eldest senior brother and threatened,"" If you have a big butt, then be more self-aware and make some space."
Pig did not dare to offend Monkey. He could only tiptoe and move his feet slightly. He frowned and said," Senior Brother, I've been in this position for a long time. I don't know where the clouds are going. If I don't have a place to land, I'll definitely fall to my death."
The Beard also said,"That's right, Senior Brother. Now that Master is awake, we should think of a way."
Monkey said,"What are you shouting about? Master will naturally make the decision once he wakes up!"
What the f * ck happened? Where's Miaoxian Peak? Where was Xu Xun? Where was Yu Ran? What exactly happened?
"What did you say, Master?" Zhu Qi asked. Yuming, master, are you talking about Miss Yuming? There's no Miss Yu Ran?
I really lack the talent to communicate with animals. He felt a headache and his chest was extremely stuffy. What was going on? What exactly happened? Who can give me an answer!
Monkey was naturally used to shirking responsibility. When he saw me ask a question, he couldn't help but act like a pergola and scout. He said, Old Sha, explain to Master."
The Beard exclaimed,"Explain what?"
Monkey spat and said,"Naturally, you will explain whatever Master asks."
The Beard nodded and looked at me. Master, what do you want to ask?"
She really wanted to kick this hothead down the sky. Calm down, calm down. Something must have happened. I let out a long breath and slowly said,"Wujing, your master wants you to tell me how I came here from Miaoxian Peak, and where that Zhenren Xu and the group of female immortals went."
Beard was surprised and waved his hands in front of me.
Shaking your mother, do you think I'm blind?
The Beard thought that he was stupid and said worriedly,"" Master, have you slept silly? He patted my shoulder sympathetically and said, I didn't expect Master to be so dumbfounded just after we left."
Go to hell! Stay away from me! I swear that I will never associate with people with low IQ like you again. I looked at Pig and said, Wu Neng, tell me what happened." Pig, I've always thought that you're the only one among my three disciples who's not upside down. Don't disappoint me.
Fearless Pig was also at a loss. He said,"" What happened? Nothing happened. We only left for a short while. When we came back to look for Master, we saw that you were asleep. Then, everyone started floating around endlessly."
He was simply burning with anger. Damn fat pig, do you think I'm dreaming?
Oh, it can't be, could it be that everything that happened at the Miao Xian Peak was just a dream? However, how could the dream be so real? The pure fragrance of the Drunken Immortal Wine, Zhan Ling's warm back, Yu Ran's staring face, all of this was actually a dream?
The Beard saw my stunned expression and waved his hand in front of me." Master, are you really stupid?
I took a deep breath and sat up straight."Wukong, didn't you go to the Heavenly Palace to scout the way? Why are you back?"
Monkey smacked his lips and scratched his head."" Master, the Heavenly Palace looked close, but it was actually extremely far away. Old Pig and Old Sha's powers were limited and they couldn't fly over, so we could only fly back. Unexpectedly, Master fell asleep."
Is that so? Did I really just have a big dream?
Just as he was feeling dizzy, Pig suddenly cried out," Aiya Master, look, what's that?"
Everyone looked in the direction of the pig's finger and saw a pale blue stream of water hanging in the boundless sky. It was extremely wide and seemed like an illusion. There were actually waves rolling!
It was like a poem or a painting, like a celestial river in a dream!
The pig exclaimed,"It's so beautiful!"
The Beard suddenly said,"Aiya, we're saved. We finally saw some people." On the other side of the celestial river, mountains suddenly appeared. There were exquisite pavilions and pavilions that connected the mountains and the celestial river. Natural.
Monkey's eyes were sharp as he asked,"What kind of damned place is this? Why are there so many peach blossoms here?"
"Are there peach blossoms?" Zhu Qi asked. Why can't I see it?
Monkey had a proud look on his face as he said smugly,"" This is called skill. It can't be compared. See those clusters of pink? They're all peach blossom trees." As he spoke, he muttered to himself," I didn't expect there to be peaches growing in the sky. I wonder if I can eat them or not. Aiyaya, this is bad. Those peaches are all so juicy and plump. I really want them." He smacked his lips.
Pig and Beard had long fainted from hunger. When they saw Monkey's pleasant words, they couldn't help but agree,"" How can I not eat it? I'll naturally eat it, naturally eat it."
A group of gluttons drooling over a few peaches. How embarrassing!
Not long after, the cloud slowly drifted towards the Peach Blossom Mountain. The closer it got, the clearer it was. A few waterfalls could be seen falling from the Peach Blossom Mountain, directly hitting the Heavenly River that circled the mountain. At a glance, one could not tell the depth of the waterfalls. They flowed around the mountain, looking extremely beautiful.
As the monkey had said, the mountain was like jade, with peach blossoms faintly visible. The color of the outer world was indeed very different from that of the human world. Peach blossoms bloomed regardless of the season, but the flowers bloomed and bore fruit.
The closer we got to the mountain, the more white clouds there were around us. They had already merged into one with our butt-sized white clouds. Pig stretched out his right foot and tested it a few times. He happily said,"We can walk, we can walk."
Monkey jumped off the cloud and stood on the bank of the Heavenly River."" Aiyaya, I didn't expect the Milky Way in the sky to be like the Yangtze River and Yellow River. It's also formed by the convergence of streams here." Just as Monkey had said, several waterfalls fell from the sky on Peach Blossom Mountain, converging into a trickle that flowed slowly through the clouds and flowed into the rolling Heavenly River in the distance.
The Beard tested the water with his feet and said happily,"" It doesn't seem too deep. We can go over, we can go over!"
Monkey sneered in disdain." It's just a small bend. Is there a need to try? I don't know how to fly over!" As he said that, he jumped into the air and jumped over the stream. He laughed and said, Peaches, peaches, I'm here to eat you!"
A monkey was a monkey after all. He had such low expectations, and his eyes were even brighter when he saw fruits than when he saw gold.
F * ck, this again. Just as he was about to destroy Monkey in his heart, Pig and Beard suddenly flapped their wings and sang "Two Little Bees". They flew over the stream and headed towards Peach Blossom Mountain.
I'm so depressed. Do you guys think I'm your master? Wait for me!
Pig and Beard chatted. I don't believe that I can't even fly over this stream this time. As they spoke, they flew far away.
" Humph, do you really think that this little stream can stump me? Beard has also tested the depth of the water. It looks so shallow, but it can still drown me. I'm so tall and mighty, why would I be afraid of this little stream?"
Aiya, my feet had just entered the water for a few steps when I suddenly slipped and stepped on a slippery moss stone. I fell into the water with a plop. The current was rapid and I was already washed out and rushed downstream along the stream.
'I'm finished, I'm finished. If I'm washed into that rolling Heavenly River, won't I become a floating corpse?'
His face turned pale!
As I struggled, I saw Monkey, Pig, and Beard happily trotting towards Peach Blossom Mountain. They all glanced at me who had slipped into the water.
I'm going to drown if I do this.
A mouthful of water suddenly choked my mouth. I felt suffocated and my lungs felt extremely uncomfortable. His head turned black and he almost fainted.
I don't know how long I drifted for, but suddenly a wave hit me. I felt a huge pain in my head and woke up. I realized that I had been washed onto a pile of stone beach. The blurry sunlight reflected on me and my body felt cold.
Where was this place? Was it still the Peach Blossom Mountain? I looked around and saw peach blossoms growing. Fortunately, I wasn't washed into the Heavenly River, but drifted to the other side of the Peach Blossom Mountain.
The sunlight in the sky didn't seem to have the warmth and harmony of the human world. It made my drenched body feel cold. Sigh, I'll take it off and dry it. I don't know if I can dry it.
I untied my robe and looked around. I saw a huge rock in front of me, which was just right for drying clothes. I shook my body and dried the water on my robe. I shook my robe and walked over to dry my clothes.
After taking a few steps, he suddenly heard a soft and delicate female voice coming from behind the rock.
Seeing that there was only one person, he called out," Hurry up, Yu Meng. If you miss the time, the Pan Tao will fall. When the Queen Mother chastises you, no one can bear the responsibility!"
Yu Ran? Did I hear wrongly?
Suddenly, a familiar female voice giggled, Sister Jade Rabbit, you're always so impatient. Alright, you guys go first. I'll follow you."! The woman called Sister Jade Rabbit also smiled and said," You're so nosy. Alright, hurry up. My sisters and I will go first." As he spoke, the sound of sparse footsteps could be heard. It was obvious that a group of women were laughing as they walked into the distance.
Was it really Luo Yujing?
I rubbed my thigh with all my might. F * ck, it hurt. I definitely couldn't be dreaming anymore. Could it be that Yu Ran was really behind this huge rock?
I let out a long breath and reached out to grab the crack of the big rock. I climbed up the big rock and stretched my head to see what was going on.
Oh my god! There was a natural hot spring behind the rock. The hot spring water was emitting steam, like mist and illusion. In the spring water, there was a jade-like body lying on its back. Its head was raised, revealing a delicate and beautiful face. Its body was half exposed above the water. Its black hair was slanted to the shore, and two spots on its chest were intoxicating.
Luo Yuyan suddenly heard the sound I made. She gently opened her eyes and looked in the direction I stuck my head out.
I actually forgot to dodge and just stared at Yu Ran.
Ah! At the same time, both Yu Ran and I cried out in surprise. Yu Ran grabbed the clothes on the shore and covered her chest, looking at me in surprise. His eyes were filled with disbelief. She even seemed to have forgotten about her fright.
Oh my god, what am I doing! The two encounters in Heavenly Earth were actually such awkward occasions.
The book was finished!
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