Three yawns
2005-11- 10 16:27:00 Words: 3949
" Master, Master," Xu Xun called out softly when he saw my dull expression.
I seemed to wake up from a dream and turned around in a panic. I pretended to be surprised and said,"True Monarch's Wondrous Immortal Peak is indeed a beautiful scenery beyond the heavens, making people feel very happy."
Although Xu Xun felt that there was something wrong with my expression, he didn't associate my appearance as a senior monk with that group of women. He smiled happily and said,"I've even made a fool out of myself in front of Grandmaster. Before I came to this peak, it was just a huge rock. It took me a long time to make it look like this."
I From the Heart praised,"True Monarch's magical power is indeed boundless. It's truly a miracle that even a piece of rock can be transformed into such a beautiful mountain."
Xu Xun shook his head and smiled." Xu Xun's cultivation is still shallow, so how can he be said to have boundless magical power? There are miracles in the Heaven Realm. It's said that in ancient times, there was once a stubborn stone in the East Sea that absorbed the essence of the sun and moon. The wind and water rose, and it gave birth to a monkey with boundless magical power. It once caused chaos in the Heaven Realm, and even the Jade Emperor could not do anything about it. He had to ask Buddha to subdue him. That was truly an amazing figure in the Heaven Realm."
Damn it, I'm annoyed when I hear about monkeys. Oh, speaking of monkeys, where did my flowers go?
At this moment, the little immortal boy came in to report,"" Perfected Cultivator, the fairies of the Wilderness Flower Immortal Pavilion have finished picking flowers. Perfected Cultivator, do you need to see them?"
Xu Xun smiled." They're quite fast. Fine, I'll go and greet them. Otherwise, if the Empyrean Goddess finds out, she'll say that I'm unreasonable." As he spoke, he turned to me and said,"Grandmaster, please pour some for yourself. I'll be right back."
I suddenly felt a burning desire in my heart. I really wanted to follow Xu Xun out and meet Luo Yujing, but I knew that this was not appropriate. I could only suppress my inner desire and nod." Perfected Cultivator, please leave first. This Penniless Monk will enjoy the beautiful scenery of the mountains here."
Xu Xun nodded and instructed the servant to stay behind to pour wine for me. He hurriedly bowed to me and left the hut.
I quickly turned my head to look at the Falling Cloud Waterfall. Then, Luo Yuzhen's beautiful figure disappeared. I didn't know where she was. I couldn't help but feel sad. Sigh, forget it. Since Laozi had already devoted himself to Buddhism, this worldly love couldn't be affected anymore. Moreover, Luo Yuzhen is a fairy from the Heaven Realm. She has nothing to do with me at all. I won't be able to do such a stupid thing like cowherd and Weaver Girl for eight lifetimes.
After Xu Xun left, I couldn't help but feel a little bored. I couldn't help but look around at this exquisite wooden hut. I saw that the entire hut was made of ancient wood. On one side of the wooden wall hung Xu Xun's snow-white horsetail whisk, and on the other side hung a strangely shaped ancient bronze sword. In the middle was a wooden table with an exquisite chessboard placed on it. There were some messy chess pieces placed on the table. It was obvious that he had played chess with someone not long ago and had not cleaned up properly. A huge square table was placed in the corner of the wall, which seemed rather out of place in this hut. On it were some brush, ink, paper, and inkstone.
His eyes suddenly lit up as he saw that the brush wash on the square table was very special. It was made of pure silver and was bright and clear. There were strange beasts carved on the four ends. He couldn't help but walk forward to pick it up and enjoy it. Unexpectedly, the little servant who was warming the wine by the stove suddenly stood up and cried out," Don't move!
[I heard you clearly. I won't show any mercy. You're just a brush washing tool. I don't know how many people in my family would want this. I just feel that there's nothing to do, so I casually grabbed it and played with it.] Even if your boss is a god, he still treats me as a distinguished guest. You little brat still dare to stop me.
With a thought, his right hand had already picked up the brush wash. Aiyo, it was quite heavy. He saw that the brush wash was as smooth as a mirror. He had not looked in the mirror for a long time. He did not know if his handsome face had aged. He raised the brush wash and used it as a mirror to admire his miserable appearance.
When the servant saw me pick up the brush, he was already shocked. At this moment, he couldn't help but shout out," Don't."
F * ck, why are you shouting when I take a look at myself! I almost jumped in shock.
When the servant saw me calmly put down the brush, he said with an incredulous expression, Master, do you feel any discomfort?"
F * ck, I drank that cup of Drunken Immortal Wine, and now I look refreshed, and I don't know how much better my spirit is. You actually want to curse me!
At this moment, Xu Xun returned and said to the servant," Just now, I heard you shouting and shouting. What happened? I asked you to help Grandmaster warm the wine, but you were lazy and negligent."
"Perfected Cultivator, I dare not neglect Master, but Master, Master, he…" the servant argued.
I said indifferently,"Just now, I was curious and wanted to enjoy Senior Immortal's collection, but I don't know why I startled him."
Xu Xun was shocked and said,"I forgot to remind you, Master. This brush wash was originally a divine item. It's called Soul Catching Dream Wash. It can wash the bottom into a mirror and steal a person's soul, causing them to fall asleep." As he spoke, he looked at me and said,"Grandmaster, you haven't touched this brush before, right?"
I naturally replied,"Since it's your personal possession, how could This Penniless Monk touch it? I'm just admiring it with my eyes." Keep bragging. I've already taken a photo just now, and I'm still standing properly.
When the little boy saw that I was lying to his face, he didn't dare to say anything. When Xu Xun wasn't paying attention, I glared at the little boy and thought, Little wimp, don't meddle in my affairs.
Xu Xun saw my energetic face and thought that I hadn't done it yet. He said," This Dream Cleansing was given to me by the South Pole Immortal Weng when I first came to the Immortal World. It's said that it can allow a person to sleep for a thousand years without becoming stiff."
What rubbish is this? I can't be bothered to listen to your nagging. I yawned, shook my shoulders, and stretched my neck. I pretended to ask casually,"Isn't Senior Immortal going to send off the fairies? Why are you back so soon?"
Xu Xun smiled and said,"Master, you might not know, but a new nameless celestial flower has recently grown on the back of my Miaoxian Peak. The leaves have seven braids and each has a different color. They glow faintly and emit a long fragrance. I wonder what kind of strange species it is. It's a pity that no celestial has recognized it. Speaking of which, it's a coincidence that among the fairies who came to pick flowers, there was actually a Scattered Flower Fairy. I'll take this opportunity to invite all the fairies to appreciate this nameless celestial flower. I believe that Scattered Flower Fairy is in charge of all flowers in the world and must have recognized this flower."
Aiya, you're so weak, no wonder I took you as my confidant. You really know my heart. He couldn't help but feel his spirits lift as he smiled and said,"How could This Penniless Monk miss such a rare flower in this world?"
F * ck, why did he say that his spirit was lifted? Was he very unlucky?
Xu Xun found it rather strange and praised,"I didn't expect Master to be a flower lover like me."
Damn old man, it's rare for me to have a slight good impression of you, but you make me feel disgusted. Let alone that I'm so refined and handsome, even if I'm born big and rough, can't I love flowers and cherish them?
Xu Xun saw that I was very interested in this nameless immortal flower and said," Since Grandmaster is also a flower lover, why don't you follow me to the peak and ask Fairy Scattered Flowers about the origin of this flower?"
I was delighted, but I yawned for some reason and said," That's good. Senior Immortal, please lead the way!"
Xu Xun looked at me with concern and said,"Grandmaster seems to be very tired. Did you not rest well?"
I smiled slightly and said,"It's fine. I think it's True Monarch's Drunken Immortal Wine that really makes people dizzy and sleepy."
Xu Xun laughed as he walked." Master, you must be joking. The so-called Drunken Immortal is just an elegant name. Even a mortal can withstand this small cup of wine, let alone a Heaven Realm Immortal."
Aiyo, don't say it, I suddenly feel a little dizzy and sleepy. If it wasn't wine, could it really be the effect of that soul-sucking dream cleansing? It seemed that it was really so fake.
I took a deep breath and cheered up a little. I pretended to be joking and said,"If it wasn't because of the celestial wine, then it must be because of the dream cleansing that Perfected Cultivator mentioned just now. Looks like this dream cleansing is indeed powerful. I was only standing at the side, but I was already dizzy. If my soul was really taken away, I don't know what I would look like."
Xu Xun walked out of the hut and said,"According to the Immortal Weng of the South Pole, those who are illuminated by the Dream Washing Mirror will feel more and more sleepy, but they must not fall asleep. Otherwise, they will sleep for a thousand years." As he spoke, he turned his head and laughed. Fortunately, Grandmaster didn't use this dream wash just now. Otherwise, wouldn't it have disrupted Grandmaster's grand plan of reincarnation?"
Before Xu Xun finished speaking, I opened my mouth wide and was about to yawn. I was so scared that I quickly covered my mouth with my hand. Fortunately, Xu Xun had his back to me and didn't notice. Only the little boy saw it clearly and almost couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Damn it, I got hit!
I really want to give you a good beating! Xu Xun, you're so cunning. You left such a sinister mechanism without saying anything. You used it to deal with a genius with great curiosity like me. No, no, I'm getting more and more sleepy. If it wasn't for the fact that I want to see Yu Ran, I would have found a warm bed to lie down in. I didn't expect that I would fall for such a trick! I'm really regretting it now. Why did I have to wash my pen for no reason?
Xu Xun let out a long cry and saw the flying tiger named Zhan Ling jump out of nowhere. Fortunately, my heart was filled with worries and I was not afraid of this big insect. Xu Xun said,"The peak of Wondrous Immortal Peak is very high. The fairies should have already flown to the peak. Let Grandmaster Zhan Lingzai take a ride and we'll head there together."
Xu Xun, you're indeed cunning! Just by looking at this big insect's smooth and supple fur, I already want to wrap it up and have a good sleep. How can I refuse such temptation? In a few steps, he jumped onto the big insect.
Yo, it's really comfortable. Hugging this big worm, I almost felt my skin turn soft. If it wasn't for the hint of inspiration in my heart, my eyelids would have immediately drooped down. Hold on, Monk Tang. Sleeping for a thousand years is no joke.
That Zhan Ling let out a whistle and spread its wings. With a pounce, it flew up. Suddenly, the blue sky, white clouds, green mountains, and clear water covered my eyes. Unfortunately, my sleepiness was getting heavier and heavier. If it wasn't for the fact that I was about to see Yu Meng, I definitely wouldn't have fallen asleep like this. I don't know where I am anymore.
Xu Xun arrived on a cloud and flew beside me. He laughed loudly and said,"In a few days, it will be the birthday of the Queen Mother. Does Grandmaster plan to wait until the birthday celebration is over before going down to the lower realm?"
I replied with an 'oh'. My mind was a little blank. After a while, I reacted. My heart was alert. This dream cleansing was indeed powerful. I was really f * cking slow now. I panicked and said," We'll talk about it when the time comes. We'll talk about it when the time comes."
I didn't know how long I had flown for, but before I reached the peak, I could already see countless rays of multicolored light. There was even a fragrance that wafted over from an unknown place, refreshing my heart and refreshing my mind, making me somewhat sober. Xu Xun said,"These rays of multicolored light and flowing fragrance are emitted by those nameless immortal flowers. I think these immortal flowers are also ancient spiritual items, which is why they have such a strange phenomenon."
Zhan Ling let out a whistle and flapped her long wings. She had already jumped onto a high platform on the peak. A woman beside her said in a delicate voice, Since you have a distinguished guest, why did you come personally?"
Xu Xun leaped down lightly from the clouds and smiled." This distinguished guest of mine is also a flower lover. When he heard that there were such strange flowers on the peak, he insisted on coming with me to admire them." As he spoke, he pointed at me and said,"Let me introduce you to the fairies. This is Master Xuanzang from the West Heaven Spirit Mountain."
I helplessly stood up from Zhan Ling's warm body. I only felt my eyelids tremble and couldn't help but shake my head violently. All the fairies smiled sweetly at my drowsy appearance. If it wasn't for the fact that I was sleepy, I would have died of boredom from these beautiful smiling faces.
Ah!
Amidst the laughter, I suddenly heard a soft sigh. Needless to say, I already knew who had sent it. Along with this slight shock, that crimson face was reflected in the group of red and green fairies. This was a face that I was extremely familiar with.
Luo Yuyan looked at me with an incredulous expression. I didn't know if she was surprised or happy."It's you."
Acquaintance in the mortal world, reunion in the heavenly realm, this is such an intoxicating mood ah, if it was me on a normal day, I'm afraid my heart would be in turmoil.
However, everything was just a hypothesis.
I suddenly opened my mouth wide and yawned at the beauty I had been longing for day and night.
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