Time: 2005-1-616:52:00 Words: 4737
The wind is blowing, and bad things are coming.
Just as he came out of a small village and walked less than three miles, suddenly black clouds pressed down and it began to snow.
Monkey said gloomily," Why do you have to use the adjective 'pee-pee'? It's very easy to make people have a certain desire."”
Damn monkey, you heard what I was thinking again.
Zhu Zhi frowned and kept jumping. His big belly shook as he rubbed his hands and said,"It's so cold, so cold." He then said to the bearded man,"Third Brother, you look so energetic in such thin clothes. Your lips are red and your teeth are white. You don't seem to be trembling at all."”
The Beard naturally changed the subject." Second Brother is right. I did eat ten steamed buns just now."”
Tsk, everyone looked down on him.
Zhu took out his folding fan and used his signature move. He pretended to be cool and sighed,"Such a snowy road, when will we be able to go to the Western Heaven?”
What he asked for was a nun! I've been out for a month, and I'm tired.
Monkey shouted," It's already snowing. Old Pig, why are you still slapping me? Do you believe that I'll beat you up?"”
"I was careless, careless." Pig said apologetically.”However, his subordinates habitually kept fanning him, standing proudly in the wind and snow. He was indeed like a good young master in a chaotic world, which was really heart-wrenching.
The weather was freezing, and the snow had fallen so suddenly. If they didn't find a place to hide, the four of them and the horse would die from the cold.
Looking up, he saw a vast and hazy distance. The surroundings were covered in white snow, and he could not tell the direction.
"Wukong," I said,"your legs are strong and your fur is thick. Why don't you go ahead and scout the way and find a place to rest?"”
Monkey hated being praised the most, so he was naturally happy. However, he had a difficult problem. He pointed at his luggage and said,"Are you going to carry this burden?"
I looked at the pig, who thought he was cool and unrestrained, how could he do such dirty things as carrying a backpack?"The wind and snow are so heavy. It's only stable enough to walk with luggage.”
There was no need to count on the Beard, who was deep in thought.
Sure enough, a gust of wind blew, and even the White Dragon Horse trembled. Its front hooves soared into the air like a dragon, and it stood steadily. Of course, of course, it was indeed a good horse. However, the four of them could not. Even a brave monkey like Monkey was almost flipped to the ground.
Monkeys had low IQ and even lower EQ. He admired Pig's wisdom and foresight and couldn't help but sigh,""As expected, Little Pig is still considerate of me." As he spoke, he carried the two loads and walked quickly into the depths of the snowstorm.
He was really stable enough and idiotic enough.
Monkey's footsteps were indeed fast. In the blink of an eye, he had disappeared into the distance.
I waved my hand and shouted,"Drive, drive. Let's slowly follow."”
Looking back, Zhu had taken out a red cloak from his bosom and was enjoying the snow with an intoxicated expression. Only Beard was still in deep thought. Suddenly, he came to a realization and shouted,"Wow, wow, wow, why is it snowing?"
F * ck, he's completely insane.
Not long after, a figure appeared in the distance, waving his hands. The monkey had already found a place to stop. The White Dragon Horse increased its strength and trotted towards the monkey. The pig couldn't be bothered to admire itself in the wind and snow anymore, and trotted to catch up. "Why don't you find a place to rest in such heavy snow?" asked the bearded man.”
"Wukong, have you found a place to hide from the wind and snow? Even a cave is fine.”I asked.
Monkey was overjoyed." Master, we're quite lucky. There's a rundown temple two to three thousand feet ahead for us to rest in."
"There's nothing new about the author. I'm not Lin Chong, so why would I arrange a lousy temple?”I cursed in my heart, but my mouth said,"Enough, enough, enough. The soldiers will attack the ruined temple in front first."”
It was indeed a shabby temple. Weeds grew everywhere, and there was no sign of life. The horizontal board had fallen to the ground. Looking down, the words " Dalin Temple " were vaguely written on it. Looking back, there was snow all around, and a few plum blossoms were blooming proudly in the middle, making people miss the ancient times.
Four people and a horse entered the temple, only to see that the four walls were black. Other than the faces of Anuo and Gaya, the main Buddha statue in the shrine had long been damaged. It was impossible to tell whether it was Tathagata or Guanyin.
Pig was a sentimental person, he couldn't help but sigh,""Amitabha, Amitabha." After saying that, he bowed and then looked at me. It was strange that as a monk, I actually didn't bow to Buddha.
I naturally knew what Pig meant. I sighed."All living beings are Buddhas, and my heart is Buddha. For people like us who cultivate Mahayana, instead of worshipping Buddha, it's better to respect heaven and earth, all living beings, and all living beings.”
As soon as he said this, Pig and Monkey looked at him with disdain. Even Beard said angrily,"Why did you ask me to cook again?”
F * ck, if you don't understand, then stop talking. Who told you to cook?
The Beard was an honest man. Although he was shouting, he was quick with his hands and feet. While complaining, he had already taken out a small pot from his luggage and pried a few suitable bricks from the broken corner of the wall.
Pig was panicking from the cold and hunger. He became active and called out,"I'll start a fire, I'll start a fire." Everyone was a loyal man, so they helped to find some dry grass and dried branches and used flint to burn them. For a moment, the entire hall was ablaze with flames, and it was incomparably warm, reflecting the light so that even the Buddha or Guanyin had spring in their eyes.
The Beard ran in and out, constantly putting a large amount of snow into the pot. Before long, the water was boiling and making a splash.
"It's so warm." Pig was starving when he suddenly remembered something. He couldn't help but rummage through the boxes and look around. Finally, he sighed,""Big…big…careless, careless, I always felt that I forgot something. It turns out that I forgot to buy rice in the village just now. Now, after looking around, I can only find a handful of leftover rice. How can it be enough for the four of us?”
Everyone fainted.
Monkey sighed and said," It's not just the lack of rice. There's something even more tragic. I've always wanted to say it, but I don't know if I should say it.”
Sigh, ever since the pig joined the team, the team's atmosphere has become worse and worse. Even Monkey has learned to change his tone. I said,"Wukong, it doesn't matter. I'm already mentally prepared.”
"Are you sure?" Monkey hesitated.”
"Nonsense!" Even the Beard couldn't stand it anymore and said angrily,""The times are hard, the country is rich and poor, and corrupt officials run amok. The taxes were heavy and the people were in deep trouble. The country has not been unified yet. How can everyone not be worried?”
F * ck, what the f * ck is this?
Monkey gritted his teeth and quickly said loudly," The truth is that I forgot the load that was used to carry my traveling expenses when we were on the road the day before yesterday. I only remembered it when I wanted to buy rice in the village today, so I didn't remind Little Pig to buy rice.”
Damn monkey, don't think that I can't understand you just because you keep talking.
Pig and I were so furious that we almost hit our heads against the wall! The western paradise was a long road, and he had no money to spend on the journey. What should he do?
Monkey felt guilty and comforted,""This load for the travel expenses and the load for the clothes and blankets were originally placed in the same place. Fortunately, I was lazy and asked Old Sha to help pick that load. Otherwise, not only would we not have any travel expenses from now on, but we would also not have a place to sleep.”
I'll fall with the pig again! Looking up, the Beard was empty-handed like a master from another world. He couldn't even hide a sparrow on his body, so how could he carry any burden?
Monkey also noticed this and whispered to the Beard,""Where's the load I asked you to carry that day?" The Beard looked calm." Don't worry, I'll handle things. If there's a problem, just look for the villagers." You told me to throw away the trash, so I naturally threw it away steadily.”
Monkey also acted like he was furious and cursed loudly,"You deaf person, how could you mishear me when I said it so softly that day?”The Beard smiled and said," I, Sha Yi, have done everything you asked me to do. It's just a small matter. There's no need to thank me."”
F * ck, a bunch of rice fields! I started cursing in my heart and then reflected on myself. I actually didn't notice that I had lost two loads.
Pig was still the steadier one. Seeing that the atmosphere was not very friendly, he could not help but smooth things over."These are all worldly possessions. I can't bring them with me when I'm alive, and I can't bring them with me when I'm dead. So be it. The most important thing now is to finish this meal first.”
These words hit the nail on the head. After walking for half a day, everyone was already hungry. They could not help but look at the handful of rice in the pig's hand.
Pig sighed,"We can only boil it into porridge first."”As she spoke, her hand gently sprinkled the rice into the pot.
Splash your sister! She was still putting on a show at this time. She saw that with a shake of the wind, a few grains of rice had been spilled. Monkey and I both looked distressed.
The rice soup was boiling…
The fragrance of porridge wafted over, and the four wolves all sucked on it.
"It's cooked, it's cooked." Pig was delighted.
"You guys eat first. I'm not hungry." Seeing that it was only half a pot of porridge, Monkey felt guilty and quickly expressed his attitude.
The Beard finally understood what was going on. He felt sad and sighed."I'm not hungry either."
Pig was starving, so he cautiously said to the two of them,""Are you really not eating? Then I'll try it first.”As he spoke, he picked up his equipment and scooped some food.
Monkey was furious." F * ck! Big Brother and Third Brother aren't even eating. What are you eating?"”Monkey glared at Pig and said,"Give it all to Master."”
Pig was a little angry and said softly,"He can't eat so much by himself, right?"”
"F * ck you, Old Wood!" Monkey said angrily. You are my brothers, and he is my master. In other words, he is your master. How can it be your turn if your master is not full?”
Ah, Wukong, I didn't expect this. Although you look reckless and your description is a little vulgar, I didn't expect you to respect your teacher so much. Although I really want to finish this pot, you said it so bluntly. How can I be embarrassed?
"Good disciples, good disciples, you are all good disciples of Master, but you respect me so much. What can Master do?”
The love between master and disciple is deep.
Suddenly, someone burst into laughter at the entrance of the temple. Amidst the laughter, a muscular man who was either seven or eight feet tall jumped in with two axes in his hands. He laughed sinisterly and said,"What are you fighting for? This meal is mine. Haha, you know that I, Sha Batian, don't have a place to eat today, so you've even prepared food for me.”
Then, he waved the broad axe in his hand and said in an evil voice,""Robbery! Hurry up and hand over your silver taels and take off your valuable furs!”
F * ck, you're trying to bully me with an axe? Do you think I'm still alone? Can't you see the three muscular bodyguards beside me, the Three Swordsmen? You want to rob me with your looks?
Miserable. Just as he thought of this, footsteps sounded outside the temple. Seven or eight men came out of nowhere. All of them were fiendish and held weapons. Someone shouted,"Boss, haha, I didn't expect to find such a good person in this heavy snow.”
The other party had the advantage in numbers, and the situation was not looking good. I quickly moved my feet. This fellow's axe was shining with silver light, and he was not doing nothing.
The three of them moved faster than me and hid behind me. The darn monkey who was still loyal and kept calling him master shrank to the back.
Sha Batian laughed and said,"Not bad, not bad. Line up and come one by one."”As he spoke, he stared at me and sized me up with ill intentions. He smiled lewdly."This husband of mine looks pretty good. Haha, I'm lucky today.”
Damn it, this guy is so despicable. He actually wants to take advantage of my virginity.
" Wukong, didn't you say something about fighting all over the place? Hurry up and do it!" I shouted in panic.
Monkey shrank to the back and sighed." Master, you might not know this. I played in the ranch for five years and stayed in the mountains for another five years. I've long forgotten all my martial arts.”
Damned monkey, bullsh * t Sun Dasheng, he only knew how to lick the emperor's ass. I could only look at the pig.
Pig also sighed." Don't count on me. I'm good at poetry and songs. I'm not good at fighting. I can't even beat a woman."”
This was indeed the truth. The bandits all laughed.
The three of them looked at the Beard.
"Could it be that I'm the only one left?" the Beard muttered.”
"Naturally, it's only you."”
The Beard was empty-handed and had a blank look on his face. However, he was born a man and would take responsibility for what he did. He shouted,"I'll fight it out with you!" As I said that, I jumped forward. I quickly returned to his position, feeling a little safe.
" Aiyo!" The bearded man was still in mid-air. Before he could finish his move, he was kicked far away by Sha Batian.
His image must be high and mighty, and his death must be ugly. The Beard suffered such a terrible kick.
The bandits laughed again.
It's better to ask for help than to ask for help. Since my disciple is unreliable, it seems that I have to do it myself. Life was for dignity. If you want to take my virginity, you have to see my virgin skills first.
" Aiya!" It hurt. Before she could miss him, her eyes had already been slapped. F * ck, I was just thinking about it and didn't really do anything. Why did I start fighting?
When he regained his senses, he heard the pig beside him also let out an " aiyo ". It was obvious that it had also been knocked to the ground.
In the blink of an eye, only Wukong was left on our side, holding a fire stick and standing timidly.
A little thief with a spear wanted to tease Monkey. He jumped up and said to Sha Batian,""Big brother, leave this monkey to me.”
Sha Batian laughed and said,"Yes, yes." I insisted."
The little thief chuckled and said,"Smelly monkey, come on, let's exchange a few moves."”
Monkey curled up and hugged the stick tightly.""I wouldn't dare, I wouldn't dare."
"I wouldn't dare to force you to dare," the little thief sneered.”As he spoke, he tapped the spearhead on Wukong's monkey head a few times and smiled,""You still have some strength, but you're actually as timid as a mouse.”
I lowered my head to look at the pig. The two of them shook their heads sadly, thinking that this time, they had indeed suffered a crushing defeat.
Suddenly, he heard the monkey roar loudly. The sound was like thunder, and it shook the dilapidated temple. Looking up, he saw the monkey gently push away the tip of the spear above his head and say word by word,""I swore that I would never let anyone point a gun at my head again.”
I got it, I got it…Forgive me for not being able to use words to match the music of the God of Gamblers. But it was obvious that Gao Jin had already traveled to this era.
He was the hero of the people, the messenger of justice, and the idol of thousands of children. He was the one who rebelled and found accomplices from heaven!
With a furious roar, Wukong kicked the spear-wielding thief more than 100 feet away and landed outside the temple after a long while.
Sha Batian was shocked. He swung his axes and charged forward.
"How dare you!" Wukong blocked the two axes with his fire stick, then he used all his strength to push Sha Batian's huge body back by 40 to 50 feet. The two axes also bounced out of his hands and landed in the distance with two clangs.
Ahhhh! Yayaya! Wahhh!
Pig, Beard, and I were shocked. He praised Wukong's bravery.
Later, a master said,"A true warrior dares to face the bleak life and face the dripping blood." What kind of sorrowful and happy person was this?
Sha Batian tried to show off and jumped back up empty-handed. Wukong snorted,"You're courting death!"
The fire stick came out to meet Long Batian and knocked him down to the ground. He humphed. As expected, he was courting death.
The group of thieves saw the sudden change and were shocked by the monkey's bravery. They could not help but look at each other and scatter like birds and beasts.
The first storm in the pugilistic world disappeared without a trace.
The wind and snow stopped for a while, and they set off!
Wukong felt that he had made some contributions and shouted,""Old Sha, it's your turn to carry the burden."
The Beard muttered,"I was the first to kill the enemy. Why is it my turn?"”As expected of someone who had been an expert in the palace, he usually pretended to be deaf and mute, but now he could hear everything clearly.
Pig was cunning, afraid that everyone would push the blame on him, so he quickly put one hand on Monkey's shoulder and pretended to worship him."Brother Monkey, you were so powerful just now. Why don't you teach me a few moves so that I can protect my master in the future and use it as a backup?”
Monkey was indeed proud. He laughed and said,"" Hey, it's just a few petty thieves. I'm from the East China Sea, and I've swept across the Central Plains. I'm known as the Invincible East, Sun Wukong, who is known as Wudang, Shaolin, and the Five Mountains and Three Rivers. My great-grandfather also affectionately calls me Sun Dasheng. Who do you think I'm afraid of?”
As he spoke, he went far away.
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