Time: 2005-1-516:20:00 Words: 3626
There were no signs of human habitation along the way. There was only a narrow path in the high mountains and valleys that could be passed through, and it was covered with thorns.
The surroundings were silent, and only the sound of the White Dragon's hooves could be heard.
"What the hell is this place?”Monkey began to grumble.
"That's right, that's right. These damn tree thorns even pierced my silk robe.”Zhu Fang was chased out of the house and was filled with resentment.
"This is the path that humans walk." The monkey carried the load, appearing extremely clumsy.
F * ck, it's obvious that one is a monkey and the other is a pig. They actually think of themselves as humans. I despise them in my heart.
Pig took out a fragrant handkerchief from his bosom to wipe his sweat and sighed,""I was too careless, too careless. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have been greedy and taken the main path.”
Although Monkey had good stamina, he was sweating at this moment. Just as he was about to stretch out his sleeve to wipe his sweat, he suddenly realized that he was still carrying four loads. He could not help but say angrily,"I say pig, you're too bold. Can't you see that I'm working so hard? Hurry up and help me wipe my sweat.”
" I was careless," Pig said guiltily." I was careless."”He reached into his pocket and took out another white mandarin duck handkerchief. He looked at Monkey's dirty face covered in moss and quickly took out a rag. He threw it on Monkey's head and did not help wipe his sweat. "I'll go ahead and scout the way," he said. He walked forward in a flash.
Monkey shouted," Stupid pig head, I haven't finished speaking yet. Why are you running? Hurry up and share two of my burdens."”Pig pretended not to hear him and took out a folding fan. His figure was light and he disappeared into the distant thorns like a flower dancing in the willow.
I glared at Monkey." What are you looking at? Can't you see that I'm riding a horse?" Then I'll help you carry the burden when I'm free." I looked down on you. Now you know the difficulty of being a big brother. Recruit more underlings and take more responsibility, do you understand?
Drive! From the looks of it, he knew that you knew nothing. On the way, he would leave Monkey behind in minutes.
They heard Monkey shouting from outside," Wait for me! What dead end is this? It's so narrow! I can't get through."”
After a cup of tea. The area in front of them suddenly opened up.
I saw Pig waving his hand on the rock in front of me. I rode my horse to meet him. Pig said in a panic,"I was too careless, too careless. There's a big river ahead, we can't cross it.”
Stupid pig, don't you know that it's disgusting to say too many catchphrases?
At a glance, he saw a surging river lying in front of him. The waves were turbulent and seemed to be able to overturn the clouds and rain, and the waves were able to suppress the flying boat. Even if he did, he would have decades of experience.
"What should we do?" I sighed. It's over, it's over. I'm starting to follow the original novel's routine. When he encountered a problem, he would only say this.
"What should we do?" Pig also added.
The pig looked around and suddenly cried out,"There's hope, there's hope."”I looked up and saw a small boat upstream, sailing down the river.
As they got closer, they could see the strong and robust fisherman on the boat with a big beard. He was only using a bamboo pole to float lightly in the waves. He was not afraid of the ferocious waves at all.
"Boat master, come help us cross the river!”Pig covered his hands and shouted like a horn.
"What did you say?" The fisherman also saw us standing on the shore and replied.
"I said, boat master, come help us cross the river!”The pig shouted again.
The bearded fisherman seemed to understand what he was saying. He quickly moved the boat to the shore. Pig and I were overjoyed, thinking that we had met a noble person.
Zhu opened his fan and smiled.""Fortunately, I met you. Otherwise, we really wouldn't know how to cross the river.”
The bearded man didn't answer the question." This river is called the Flowing Sand River. The water is turbulent. In ancient times, it was said that this river could shut the moon and shame the flowers, sink the fish and fall the geese. I dare to pat my chest and guarantee that no one would dare to fish here except for me.”After saying that, he really patted his chest.
Pig sighed." Yes, yes. We were blocked by this river when we were traveling west. Fortunately, we met such a brave man. It's really a blessing in life. Please help us cross this river. We'll definitely reward you."”
Damn pig, as the captain, I haven't even said anything yet, and you've already agreed to give me money. Is this reasonable? If you get ripped off, you can hold on to it.
The bearded man replied,"So you two are here to build a bridge. You're really doing good for the people. You're doing great deeds!"”
Deng! Which ear of yours heard that we were going to build the bridge. Pig and I were speechless. We both sighed in our hearts. So this guy was deaf.
Pig could only raise his voice. "We're not building a bridge, we're crossing the river."”
The Beard had a calm expression as he hugged the bamboo pole. He clasped his hands and said frankly,""My surname is Sha, and my name is Yi. My ancestors have been officials for eighteen generations. According to the genealogy, my ancestors once had two generals, four ministers, six scholars, eight prefects, and countless other small officials. My father was also a former imperial scholar of the Sui Dynasty and was an official under the Yuwen family.”"I won't hide it from you two. Before I retired and returned home, I was once an official in this dynasty."”
Pig and I were both angry and amused at the same time. Who was going to investigate the great achievements of your ancestors? Of course, we definitely could not offend this person. "We three brothers are planning to cross the river."”He thought to himself that the fewer words he said, the better. Otherwise, he didn't know what the bearded man would think.
Although the Beard was hard of hearing, he was not deaf. He seemed to finally understand. He counted to me and the pig with his right hand, then pointed at the horse and said,"I didn't expect you to have such a deep relationship with horses and treat horses as brothers. You are indeed loyal. Sha Yi is the person who respects the most in his life. When I was in court, I always spoke out for justice and offended many nobles because of this.”
F * ck, so much nonsense. Wei Zheng only knows how to pull a long face and pretend to be a righteous dead man. Do you think this is integrity? Even an old man like me fell into his trap in the end. Young man, your Jianghu experience is still very inexperienced.
Just as he was thinking this, the bearded man said," So the two of you and your horse, no, the three brothers, are going to Chang 'an for the examination. Aiya, you've taken the wrong way. You should turn northeast to Chang' an. Even if you go east, you can only go further and further!"
The pig and I are going crazy!
This fellow was harder to communicate with than an animal.
The Beard still had a lot to say. He looked at me and Pig with sympathy and said,"It's already early spring. If we miss the spring test, we'll have to wait another three years.”
Zhu Xiang considered himself a refined person, and at this moment, he couldn't help but say furiously,""Wu, is this beard really deaf or is he faking it?”
The Beard did not get angry. He said calmly," Brother, you are right. The Flowing Sand River is about a hundred miles long. As for the source, I have never been there. It should be around Mount Huma in the west."
Collapse! An intense collapse!
At this moment, Wukong, the damned monkey, finally crawled out of the thorny path with a pale face. His face was filled with anger. With a loud thud, four loads of luggage fell to the ground.
"Master! Little Pig! You guys! Do you want to leave me alone?”
I have nowhere to vent my anger, so I don't have the time to care about your injustice.
Pig jumped off the rock and walked to Monkey's side. He patted Monkey's shoulder and pointed at the beard."This person is as hairy as you and has long legs. It might be easier to communicate with him.”
Seeing that the pig trusted him so much, Monkey was grateful. He grunted and went forward to welcome him.
As expected, a miracle happened.
When Monkey saw the beard, his eyes lit up and he shouted,""Sand Curtain?"
The bearded man's eyes widened as he blurted out,""Sun Dasheng?"
It turned out that the two of them were old acquaintances. This was easy to handle. Pig and I were overjoyed.
I frowned and muttered to myself," Didn't this darn monkey claim to be from Donghai, sweeping the Central Plains, Wudang, Shaolin, Invincible East, or something like that? Why is he Sun Dasheng now?"
My voice was so soft that even the pig standing beside me couldn't understand. Unexpectedly, the bearded man replied," Little Master, you might not know this, but Sun Dasheng was an official for the next dynasty. He was indeed exceptionally brave and invincible on the battlefield. He won every battle. This title of victory was bestowed upon him by the Great Ancestor."
F * ck, it doesn't seem like you're deaf, but you can hear me when I say you're so young. I don't even know what kind of person that damn monkey is, so you don't have to brag for him.
Monkey's expression was dejected as he sighed." The past is over. Don't mention it, don't mention it." As he spoke, he waved at the Beard. The Beard understood what he meant and lightly pushed the bamboo pole and jumped onto the shore. He had some skill.
The monkey sighed at me and Pig." I have known Sha Yi for many years. He is an honest person, but he has a problem. He is hard of hearing. As a general of the Curtain Rollers, he often misses the emperor's words about retiring from court. He has forgotten to close the curtains time and time again. Because of this, he even lost his official position.”Zhu wiped his sweat and sighed." I've seen it, I've seen it."
Monkey continued,"That's a pig. You don't know how to communicate with him. This person actually has another ability that no one knows about. Although he's hard of hearing, he can hear people clearly when they speak softly."
I also felt ashamed and sighed,"I've seen it, I've seen it."”
Hence, the monkey said in a mosquito voice,"The three of us are going to the Western Paradise."”
The bearded man nodded." Why didn't you say it earlier? I thought everyone was going to Shangjing to take the exam."”the pig and I both fell.
The Beard said,"Since that's the case, I'll take you guys across the river before it gets dark." As he spoke, he turned around and was about to board the boat.
F * ck, where's the boat?
The group of people all fainted. They saw that the river was flowing. The flat fishing boat was not tied up before Beard jumped onto the shore. At this moment, it had already gone down the river and drifted to unknown places.
Just by looking at his red eyes and depressed expression, one could tell that this fishing boat was the only thing he used to fish up the world.
I lectured Monkey," Wukong, be a man and take responsibility. You were the one who lost Brother Sha's boat. Hurry up and think of an idea to return it to Brother Sha."
Zhu Yi said," That's right. Brother Sha is loyal to you. You can't let him down. Otherwise, even your brothers will look down on you."”
Everyone's words were like gold, and Monkey could not help but deny it. "Is it me?" Monkey muttered with a musty expression. Was it me? I only waved at him and he jumped onto the shore.”
Sand Beard sighed and said," Forget it, forget it. It's fine if I lose my worldly possessions. Anyway, I'm alone. At most, I'll go with you."”
Zhu was touched and said softly,"Brother Sha, you can forget about the past and treat my brother like a righteous man. Such a gentleman's behavior is really touching. I value such a modest gentleman the most in my life. Come, come, let us become sworn brothers and go to the Western Heaven together."
F * ck, this again. If becoming sworn brothers was useful, I wouldn't have to run around the world. Sigh, thinking of my past with my royal brother, it really makes me feel like I'm entangled in love and hate.
Then, the three of them faced the river and kneaded the soil to make incense. Monkey was the biggest, pork chops were the second, and beards were the third. Their brotherhood was as deep as the sea.
I won't follow you blindly. This is the most urgent matter. I have to find a way to cross the river first.
The four of them looked at each other, unable to come up with a plan.
"Looks like we can only retreat." I gritted my teeth.
"F * ck, don't think that I'm thick-skinned. If I have to carry the burden and walk down that thorny path again, I won't do it even if I'm beaten to death.”Monkey was the first to object.
The pig thought for a moment and said," I'm familiar with water. If it really doesn't work, I can only swim over."”
Monkey and Beard agreed. The three of them took off their coats in minutes and jumped in. They swam far away.
" Damn it, they're all inhumane. I haven't even said anything yet. I don't know how to swim. What about my luggage?!"”
" Master, what did you say? Monkey shouted in the water.
"He said that you guys swim over first, and he will swim over slowly.”The Beard replied.
Pig was indeed a good swimmer. He swam far ahead underwater and only surfaced after a long time. He turned around and said,"Everyone dive down. It's much easier to swim underwater.”
The three of them swam far away in the blink of an eye.
F * ck! Fuck the officers! Don't think that it won't work without you guys. I can't swim, but the White Dragon Horse can!
Mynameis Tang Sanzang, who is afraid of who!!!
Giddyup! The horse jumped into the river!
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