It was a Sunday. Yu Jie looked at the computer screen motionlessly and silently. It was unknown if he was frightened or immersed in joy.
When Ling Sheng, who had returned from " Spirit and Flesh ", saw this, he could only fire at Zhou Ke." I just saw the Mazda with big breasts and big buttocks. Is she finally unable to stand the loneliness and emptiness and came to disturb Jie?"”
"Yeah, she flirted with Jie and confessed her love to him. She drove that car and dressed up like Fan Bingbing. That sole leader, that aura, it was very difficult for ordinary humans to withstand.”If one had to describe the scene in the day, it would always be the water of the Yellow River rising from the sky and flowing down three thousand feet. It was very exaggerated.
"Oh, and then?" Ling Sheng was used to it, so he didn't think much of it. He wouldn't worship this Li Bai. At this moment, he was only interested in the content.
"It's the same as her car.”
"Ah! What plot?"
"When she came in, she was fighting a rooster. All the fur on her body stood up.”Day Division, put down the mouse in his hand and began to gesture.
"She's wearing transparent clothes again today. Isn't she wearing underwear?”Ling Sheng had an innocent and confused expression.
"Haha…" Hearing this, Yu Jie, who seemed to have long blended with the air, smiled.
"What do you mean?" Ling Sheng, who was completely immersed in his speech, did not understand.
"If she didn't do that, how could you see all the fur on her body?”The content was laughable, but the seriousness and speculation on Ling Sheng's face were even more humorous.
"Hahaha! Bang bang bang…" Yu Jie couldn't control himself and smashed the keyboard.
On Ling Sheng's side, I remained unmoved and continued to speak passionately." That, we'll discuss it later. Didn't she come here as a phoenix who had only brought the wind and rain? When she returned, she was drenched. The contrast was that she came in a fit of anger and rolled away in a fit of anger. It was too dramatic.”
"So, Jay rejected it?”Ling Sheng was puzzled.
"That's right. Big Boobs wasn't calm enough. She even started the car and turned off the engine several times.”
"How could I reject you, Jie? That beautiful car and butt are experienced. It's a miracle that she can't start the car.”Seeing Yu Jie move his mouth and move his muscles, Ling Sheng gave the topic to him, the person involved.
"I only said one sentence." Yujie was very proud.
"Which sentence?" This time, Ling Sheng and Zhou Ke said in unison.
"Is the moon out?" As he said this, Yu Jie raised his head a little.
"What do you mean? After I heard you say this to her, she decisively turned towards the door. I admire you, but I've been thinking about it, but I didn't dare to ask when I saw your rare wooden expression.”It was obvious that Zhou Ke had been holding it in for a long time and only asked at this moment.
"Ha, what wooden expression? I'm thinking about how many points I should get in the company's game tomorrow.”Yu Jie was completely lost in his own thoughts. He touched his chin, which had been trimmed yesterday. He might have thought that he was Zhuge.
"What's going on with the moon coming out? How can she be taken away when she's fully prepared to play the role of a husband?”If he had such a thirst for knowledge in the early years, he should have been able to study a few less years in the third year of high school, or even directly from the second year of high school to the first year of university.
"She asked me online before if there was anyone she liked. I replied that my wife hadn't appeared yet, and none of the girls I knew made me impulsive. She then asked if it was possible to nurture a girl she didn't like. I replied that I couldn't even support myself. How could I nurture love and feelings? She still refused to let go. She said that if the girl didn't mind that I was poor, would I give it a try? I said that unless the moon appeared during the day.”Perhaps Yu Jie had realized that he had lost his beard, so he no longer rubbed his chin. He gestured with his hands to make his facial expression change as he spoke.
The scene before and after, eight words, wave after wave, endless river, gold medal lecturer Zhou Ke stopped talking, diamond lecturer Yu Jie followed.
"Oh, speaking of love in broad daylight, the moon represents my heart.”After the day science department found out the whole story, it was as if they were relieved. They didn't know what classics to say.
" Oh," Ling Sheng said. After figuring out the whole story, he turned on his computer thoughtfully. He knew that girl a little. She was very conceited. If she explained for a long time, her self-esteem would not be so excessive. A rejection would naturally make her feel ashamed. Yujie simply treated her as if she did not care and did not care at all. She was already restraining herself from starting the Mazda.
"Ai, didn't you tell that big-breasted woman that you wouldn't hook up with a girl you know? But why did you use the photo of that girl who already has a boyfriend as your phone screen? Was she trying to say that her boyfriend wasn't the one who loved her the most?”Ling Sheng thought of something.
"That's just perfunctory. Besides, can't the moon appear during the day?”Yu Jie didn't answer this question, so he dodged it very easily.
"Yes. I've seen the sun and moon in the same sky." Zhou Ke, whose soul had returned to the Internet, did not care too much. He gave a thumbs up and sighed." Big breasts but no brains." Absolute, common sense kills idiots."
"Alright, you don't have to answer. But I still want to ask, why would you reject someone who came knocking on your door?”
Ling Sheng didn't want to let Yujie go." She has money. She can look."”
"And then?" Yujie didn't really like it.
"And then? What else do you want?"
"I don't like her."
"But you're alone now, and you have a reaction every night!”Ling Sheng, this matchmaker, was a little hysterical.
"Hehe, I didn't disturb your sleep too much, did I?”Yu Jie shrugged and said shamelessly," I'm sorry. My body is too good and I have too many hormones. I won't be going to the gym tomorrow."
"Jie, you're crazy to reject our dream partner.”Ling Sheng still couldn't understand.
"Hi, hi."
"What are you laughing at? The one on your screen, the one you're thinking about, has been taken for a long time.”
"I like her. I really think of her often.”Yu Jie had a love-struck look on his face. His eyes rolled up as if she was a little fairy floating above his forehead.
"Are you waiting for her to break up?" This time, Ling Sheng was typing on the keyboard and didn't pay much attention to it.
"I do, but I still hope that she will be happy.”
"F * ck, you don't have a part in their breakup. The passers-by will not be your turn.”Ling Sheng was a little disdainful.
"Are you talking about money, Sheng?" Yujie was a little angry.
"No, I mean love. If you have money, she will love you. If you don't have money, it's useless for you to love her.”
"Void. I still believe in love and the happiness that love brings, even though I don't have enough bread to fill my stomach.”
"Then where is the happiness that her love for him brings you?”
"On my tail." Yu Jie saw the puppy on the computer screen.
"You don't have a tail."
"I haven't found her yet. I met her too late.”
"Cool, stop pretending to be a Casanova. Did he want her when he looked at her photos on his phone every day?”Color is emptiness, emptiness is color. The two of them still reached the exciting "color" part of their conversation.
"Love is when you don't have any desire when you miss her. You don't miss her because of desire.”
"Tsk, she's already living with her boyfriend. You're equivalent to falling in love with a married woman and wanting to be the third party.”
"I'm enjoying myself. I don't care what happened between her and her boyfriend.”
"If you want to take care of your mental needs, what about your physical needs?”Ling Sheng, he might as well carry on to the end.
"I'm looking for Miss, hehe." Yu Jie also joked.
" Haha," Ling Sheng said seriously after laughing. He suggested," The inflatable one is better. It's durable and affordable. It's not illegal to be environmental friendly."”
"I'm not going to look for a lady. I'm going to offend the law.”At this moment, a trace of coldness and determination appeared on Yu Jie's face.
"You're past puberty. Don't be too rebellious.”Ling Sheng looked at Yu Jie and sighed. He seemed to see his past self. Once upon a time, he was also doing things that were not allowed by the secular world and the law. He fought against the world alone and vented his confusion about the meaning of life.
Yujie didn't reply. He was just showing off verbally, but when he put it into action, he had many concerns.
Seeing that the environment was silent, the day doctor took off his headphones and assumed the posture of a speech again. However, the headphones disturbed the " married " content just now, so he continued the topic of big breasts and big buttocks. He said," Although each person has their own flower and each person has their own eyes, which woman is willing to be with you when you're poor and down? Just be with you for the rest of your life. When you were at your lowest, she was still worthy of you.”
He sat down and listened with his ears tilted. In front of the computer, Sheng Xie smiled wickedly. He knew that Ke wasn't talking to him.
"What if I'm like Sheng's father and have a net worth? She became the legendary yellow-faced woman."
"Bring her along. If she really doesn't look like a noble lady, then we'll go our separate ways.”
"Shameless." Yu Jie spat out these two words, showing the demeanor of a gentleman. However, no one knew how firm his thoughts were, including himself. The three of them had such a close relationship, so they must have some common genes.
Sheng, who usually played the role of a sh * t-stirring stick in the atmosphere of the three people, did not interrupt in the last two waves and just listened quietly. One reason was that perfectionism was not easy to attack, and the other was that realism could not bear to agree. Chen Shimei, Chen Guanxi, thousands of people scolded and thousands of people thought of them. Zhou Yu's life was shorter than Zhuge's. Other than the well-known problem of measurement, who knew if it was also related to the beauty and ugliness of their wives, causing the two people with the same IQ to have a difference in their physical conditions. Even so, under the peony flowers, there were still many hot-blooded people fighting to die.
Ideals and reality were always the beauties on the street. It was hard to tell which was real.
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