Yujie's day was worth it.
After doing two small things and hearing three " thank you ", she was happy for 20 to 30 hours. Even though it was a piece of cake and he didn't do it on purpose.
First, he pushed the garbage truck that was also going up the slope. Then, in order to get close to a certain woman in the public car, he gave up his seat and interpreted the performance art with the theme of respecting the old and loving the young.
The result of the latter incident was good, but the starting point was too hooligan. It was a little like those celebrities on the screen. The articles on the surface made you cry. Of course, for a guy like Yu Jie who lived in the present, shamelessness in exchange for gratitude was enough and beautiful.
However, what Yu Jie did not expect was that the thick-skinned girl who wanted to see her face was a back-view killer who wanted to get close and escape from a distance. What he did not know was that all of this was God's arrangement. Because occasionally, the heavens still remembered fairness and how this game was played. Shamelessness has already made you happy and satisfied, so don't even think about getting a good result.
As he fled and shifted his position in the crowded carriage, Yu Jie saw the old man who had given up his seat smiling at him. In an instant, he melted as if he had arrived in heaven. His entire body was comfortable and his mood rippled. It turned out that the most enjoyable smile in the world was a grateful smile.
While enjoying the feeling of heaven, Yu Jie Ah Q's spirit flourished. He forgot the " gloomy face " three seconds ago and continued to be satisfied and happy with himself as the successor of Lei Feng. When she got home, her mood still hadn't cooled down. Before she entered the house, she shouted," I'm here to cook today. I'm here to buy soy sauce."”
However, today was not the day for him to predict things. Surprises were his main theme today. He volunteered to cook, but what greeted him was not applause, but silence. The atmosphere in the house, which was usually filled with hip-hop madness, was heavy at this time. The expressions of the two people were terrifying.
"The house is much more spacious. Your computers…" No, before he finished speaking, Yu Jie realized the problem. If it was Zhou Ke and Ling Sheng who moved the computers, they would not have moved their own without notice. Combined with their faces, he understood that the house had attracted thieves! Doing a good deed today would not be rewarded today.
The thief was their eyes and helped them look after the computer. Sad to the extreme, Zhou Ke started singing," You are my eyes, take care of my computer for me. You're my eye. I can't wait to break this eye…"
After that, there was silence. Even though the day exam unexpectedly sang with emotion and suited the situation, no one responded.
Fortunately, the three of them usually had hard drives to back up their important things, including videos. Also, the television was still there. Maybe it was because the " thief's eyes " didn't like it, or it was too heavy, so it wasn't easy to move heaven and earth. Anyway, he could still watch TV tonight.
The three of them looked at each other. In the end, it was the rich man who spoke louder and Ling Sheng was the first to explode. "Let's go to Computer City. Three computers!”
When Yu Jie and Zhou Ke saw this, they quickly pulled back Ling Sheng, who was wearing shoes and running wildly. It was obvious that this angry bird had completely lost its rationality. Moreover, Ling Sheng's mouth was shouting, but his heart was not calm." Being a thief and coming to my house is a rebellion. But it doesn't matter. I can go buy more." He hated her so much that he gritted his teeth, but he was helpless and could only compromise. This was the typical mentality of a typical person who had never suffered setbacks and had a passbook.
"Forget it. It's not easy to bargain now.”Zhou Ke, who was blocking Ling Sheng's right side, was more reliable. And being reliable was sometimes very realistic, but it was often not romantic.
"What are you slashing? You should be slashing that bastard's thief. I'll give each of you one." As expected, it was easy to swear in an atmosphere that was not romantic.
"We know that with your wealth, your generosity, your joy in helping others, you have to give them to us.”He pulled Yujie, who was on the left of Lingsheng, who had just returned from extreme joy. When he heard that the old had just gone, the new Yujie was coming. He was talking non-stop.
"Yes, yes. It's the same tomorrow. If you don't have the heart to take back the money you cut down, then treat us to a meal.”After hearing that there would be a free lunch for the day subjects, his mood calmed down and he calculated the food for tomorrow.
" You guys," Ling Sheng pointed left and right, then sat down." You're so cheap!"”
"Wrong, we are Gou Jian. Thank you, my dear Sheng. In the future, when you use the computer you gave us to play games, we will cooperate with you.”
"F * ck. How are we going to spend tonight?"
Yu Jie pointed at T. V." Let's treat tonight as a rare opportunity for us to squeeze the water out of a sponge and return to our freshman years." At that time, there was no computer. He would go to the small restaurant opposite every day to watch the TV and watch Yao Mai.”
"Unfortunately, it's all in the past.”During the day, there wasn't much ink in his stomach, but it was often squeezed. Three classic sentences and two fabricated sentences. She was really afraid that he would go crazy and foam at the mouth.
"Who cares? Let's look at the Central Five first.”After Yu Jie was transferred to Central Five, he handed the remote control to their God of Fortune, Ling Sheng. At the same time, he signaled with his eyes that the day department should not talk too much. A long night would cause more trouble. He had not gotten the computer yet.
"The Olympics." The day subject was very obedient. This time, he only said three words.
" F * ck, it's really the London Olympics again." Ling Sheng calmed down a little. " It's still not good to look at it now. Other than the movement and meaning of the emblem that the London Olympic Committee launched, the rest should be more optimistic at the opening. It's a waste of water in the sponge."”
"Hehe…" Yu Jie smiled. It seemed that he knew the meaning of the emblem.
"Tell me, tell me, what's the meaning?" Looking at Yujie's sinister smile, Zhou Ke, who didn't know what was going on, closed his upper lip and became interested.
"Go and see for yourself." Ling Sheng began to change the channel absent-mindedly. He probably wanted to find a comedy or horror movie to wash away the remaining depression.
"I've seen it before. It's a pretty good '2,0,1,2'. The combination of Arabic numbers is very vivid.”Zhou Ke, who had a serious expression on his face, was in a state of turmoil. He tried his best to mobilize his memories and thoughts to find the 'intention'. It was as if this was a difficult mathematical problem that was harder than the power of 2012. It could be listed as one of the four major mathematical problems in the world along with Goldbach's conjecture, Fermat's last theorem, and the four-color problem. Really?"
"Take off your glasses and look at it with your strong lust.”Looking at the serious expression of the professor, Ling Sheng couldn't help but laugh.
"What do you mean?" Zhou Ke, whose face was full of questions, could not believe that there was something he could not see.
Yu Jie continued," Ke, didn't you notice that the symbol on the left side looks like a female and the right side looks like a male?”
"You see, even Jie knows that he only has lust and no lust. Have you been too tired recently, coquettish Young Master Ke? You can't even eat with your special skills.”Ling Sheng tossed and turned, unable to find a good movie, so he began to tease Zhou Ke.
"Is that so? I'll check on my phone right away.”When he heard the term " male and female issues," the day science students, who were originally just speculating, became even more enthusiastic because of hormones.
"Jie, here's the remote control. I know that you like Xi Yangyang." Ling Sheng threw the remote control to Yu Jie and lay down on the sofa lazily.
Actually, I'm Hui Tai Lang."
"It's Ai, what a f * cking move. Although he couldn't see the woman's face clearly, her figure was still quite good. There were curves, front and back, and a big butt without a big belly. This was how he found a wife when he was rich. The British were most concerned about the golden ratio.”After the self-proclaimed meticulous and unique day scientist looked at the phone screen in detail, the discoveries and conclusions he made were indeed different.
"Ke, you're too perverted. Your entire mind is filled with sex, and your goal is also sex.”Ling Sheng was a little disgusted.
"This is what a man should do. Didn't someone say that men were sex, and that sex produced all emotions?”The day subjects were still logical and did not feel that there was anything wrong with them.
"The person who said this can only represent himself, just like the 'World Crow.' Among the Jiangshan brothers and beauties, there were still men like Gang Leader Qiao, but not all of them were Prince Duan. Don't use scum as a shield." Ling Sheng, who usually didn't care much about his brothers 'private lives, subconsciously felt that he was qualified to lecture them, perhaps because he was going to buy them a computer tomorrow.
"Scum? Don't you flip through the signboards every day, thinking about which one to ask out?”Ling Sheng pouted and countered gently. He didn't want his tone to be too harsh. The computer was still in the computer city.
"Hehe, don't you know that the world can only guide others and can't control themselves?”Ling Sheng replied in a self-deprecating manner and got up to walk to the bathroom. It seemed that he was ready to wash up and sleep.
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