The hissing sound was very ear-piercing in the quiet early morning.
When I heard this voice, all the hair on my body stood up. This voice was so terrifying! It sounded like a snake! Oh my god, why is there a snake in my room?
I looked at the roof and didn't dare to move. I listened to the movements around me.
Gradually, the hissing sounds became more and more complicated, as if the unknown object was increasing in number. I was shocked when I heard this, and my heart kept beating. What was going on? Why is there an unknown creature in my room?
After a while, the voice became louder and louder, and it was slowly approaching me! I broke out in a cold sweat. F * ck, don't scare me! This is a joke, not a horror story!!!
I took a deep breath and thought,'Maybe I'm hallucinating and hearing things.' I mustered up the courage to look under my bed.
With the help of the weak morning light, I immediately regretted what I saw. The scene in front of me was so disgusting that I wanted to throw up my dinner. My Bodhisattva God, Buddha God, God, Jesus God, Holy Mother, Mary!!! What did I just see! Am I really hallucinating? What exactly are these countless disgusting things in front of me?!!
In front of me was a mass of squirming milky-white boneless worms, densely packed and occupying the entire floor. Those hissing sounds were coming from their mouths! And they were trying their best to wriggle their fat bodies closer and closer to me.
Ugh, I'm going to vomit. This scene is so f * cking disgusting!! Disgusting! I must be hallucinating. Yes, it must be!
I turned my head to the other side of the wall and closed my eyes. That's right, Wu Meiyu. You were just sleeping too much just now. You just need to sleep a little longer. Okay, go to sleep quickly.
But…why is the hissing sound getting louder and louder!! They were getting closer and closer! I can't lie to myself anymore!!
I resigned myself to my fate and sat up. I leaned against the wall and looked at the disgusting things that were approaching me. I screamed in accordance with the scene."Ahhhh!!! Oh my god!"
At this moment, a worm had already climbed onto my bed. I pulled the pillow over in a panic and raised it to smash it.
I heard a cracking sound. I raised the pillow again and saw that the bug I hit had a crack on its body. Black liquid flowed out of the bug's body. Why, why is it black liquid?! It looked poisonous! Damn it! He couldn't be so ruthless, right?
Without giving me time to think, more bugs crawled onto my bed one after another.
I endured the disgusting feeling and raised the pillow to fight against the bugs. F * ck, where did all these bugs come from? What was this plot trying to do?!
Now, I finally understood what it meant to say," Although an individual might seem small, when put together, the collective is enormous." I alone defeated countless fat worms. In the end, I was defeated.
I threw the pillow that was covered in bugs out and stared at the approaching bug army. I couldn't help but scream again,"Ahhhh!!!!!!!!”These stinky bugs, get lost! Don't come near me! Damn it, you guys are even more disgusting than that perverted old man!!! Save me!
Bang! The heavens seemed to have heard my call. The two tightly shut doors of the room were suddenly opened. Yan Wu stood outside the room, his entire body emitting a dazzling golden light, causing these fat insects to slow down their pace. (Hey! Author, you've written this scene before, right? (This is too f * cking exaggerated!)
It appeared! Yan Wu! He was like the Powerpuff Girls, Astroboy, Calabash Brothers, Doraemon, and Ultraman! (Hey! Why was Doraemon inside? What's the use of Doraemon? That's great. With him around, I'll be at ease.
"Yan Wu! Save me! Hurry up and save me!" I took advantage of the time when these bugs were approaching in slow motion and shouted at Yan Wu with a sad face. God! Thank you for sending such a savior-like person to save me!
"Oh." Yan Wu answered me with a poker face. Then, he stepped into the room with his left foot. After stepping on a few insects, he grabbed the two doors with both hands and retracted his foot. He closed the door for me while he was at it. His voice sounded outside the door again." I'm sorry, I've entered the wrong room."”
F * ck! A person who did nothing to save a dying person stepped on the big (silenced) stool when he went out!! Damn you, Yan Wu! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! Come back here! Come back ~~~ Bang! The door was opened again. Yan Wu once again stood at the door of my room. His eyes became firm as he looked straight at the white worm in front of me.
That was great! Yan Wu had turned over a new leaf! He had a conscience and came back to save me!
"Yan Wu! Save me!" I was about to cry. Seeing the surrounding encirclement getting smaller and smaller, I could imagine how these bugs would feel when they lay on my body. Ugh, it was better not to think about it. It was so disgusting.
At this moment, a miracle happened. Yan Wu was gone, replaced by a yellow-haired woman in a miniskirt. She posed like Sailor Moon and said in a familiar voice,""I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"
Isn't this…Isn't this…Sailor Moon!!!!!!!”I suddenly opened my eyes and looked at Yan Wu who was looking down at me.!!!”
"What are you shouting for?" Yan Wu still maintained his stoic face." It's almost noon.”Why aren't you getting up?
I propped myself up with both hands and waved them excitedly."There are so many bugs here! There was also a beautiful warrior! You disappeared! Warriors! Ah! " Ah…" I only reacted when I heard this. I looked around. What bugs? The ground was clean. Was everything I experienced just now a dream? Am I having a serial dream? Then... Was this also a dream?
"What did you dream about?" Yan Wu's face showed an expression once again. He frowned, but it was impossible to tell if he was angry or something else from the words he said.
I looked at Yan Wu blankly. I was really confused. Was this also a dream? F * ck, isn't this the most complicated thing in my life?
I boldly extended my hand and gently patted Yan Wu's face, saying,"Are you angry?"
Yan Wu inexplicably touched his face that was slapped by me and said,""Are you crazy?" There was a trace of anger in his eyes.
"Are you angry?" No matter how bold I was, I reached out and wanted to slap the other side of Yan Wu's face, but Yan Wu dodged it. I said," If you're angry, hit me. I'll see if it hurts."”
You're the crazy one! I just want to confirm if I'm not dreaming! If I'm still in the dream, I'll be trapped in the dream!! (Where did you hear that?）
"Why did you really go crazy after sleeping?”Yan Wu grabbed my wrist with one hand. Although the anger in his eyes subsided a little, he still slapped me mercilessly and continued," Are you back to your senses?”
Yan Wu retracted 90% of his strength, but my face was still burning with pain. It seemed like this was reality, right? Moreover, the shouts, noises, and sunlight outside the window were all so real.
I let out a long sigh of relief. Feeling the pain on my cheek, I was furious."Yan Wu! Let go of me! Why are you grabbing my wrist? Do you think you can grab a girl's wrist?! Also, I only lightly patted your face! Why did you hit him so hard! It hurts so much!" You bastard! I told you to hit me, and you really hit me! You don't know how to show mercy to women at all!
"It's normal now." Yan Wu stood up straight, turned around and walked out of the room, saying,""After washing your face, put on your clothes and go downstairs for lunch.”
I stared blankly at Yan Wu's disappearing figure. What do you mean by I'm normal? Lunch? I actually slept for so long? However, that wasn't important. That…clothes…I couldn't help but lower my head to look. To my horror, I realized that the white undershirt I was wearing had been pulled loose at some point!! Show me your undergarment! Heavens! How embarrassing! Was he looking at the light? Sob, sob, my innocence is completely ruined, right?
The feeling of wanting to kill myself was very strong. I hugged the dark green men's clothes at the head of the bed and ground my teeth. Hot tears flowed down my heart. I'm so sad. Why is God treating me like this? Was it easy for me to encounter these things when I transmigrated to ancient times?! Why do you have to make me so miserable!!
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I…I'm here to atone for my sins! It's only one update so late. I also have very, very bitter difficulties ~~ Seeing that I'm still writing at this late hour, please forgive such a sad me ~~(Everyone: Why are you so free every day?）
In the future, I will insist on updating it once a day! But I don't know when it will be updated. Anyway, there will be an update every 24 hours a day! Look into my pure eyes and you can believe me! (Everyone, beauty: Just look at her wretched eyes and you will know that she will definitely not insist on updating once a day. Don't believe her.)）
Besides, my work has been destroyed, but I still hope that everyone can support me! I'll try my best to make fun of him, make him as funny as possible, and cheat him as much as possible! (There's no need for that! (I don't want to cheat my father!)
My Last Words (Wrong Words!) That's all. This can't be considered a theater, right? (Beauty: You only know now?）
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