Taro: Hello everyone! Welcome to the Taro interview program! We've invited the most important character of this little book! Everyone, welcome!
Everyone applauded! (Actually, there was only one person in the audience. The name of my dissing assistant is finally useful, sad---)
Taro: Thank you for your warm applause! (Hey! There was only one person! You are really into it! Now, let's invite the female pig trotter, Wu Meiyu, and her spirit beast, Bing Lan!
[Beauty: (She took off the staff's shoes and smashed them on Taro's head) Female pig's trotters your sister!] It was the female lead! F * ck, I mispronounced it! [Female Lead (Jue)]
Taro: (Throws the shoe that hit his head off the stage) Hahahahaha! Then, Mei Mei, please come up!
Mei and her spirit beast entered the arena.
Everyone was speechless. I can finally see the legendary spirit beast ~~~~ But…Eh eh eh? Author, that spirit beast…is so strange! (Everyone's acting skills are also very good)
Taro: (Petrified) It's a little strange. Brother, are you on the wrong set? (Placing the microphone near Bing Lan's mouth)
Calabash Brothers: No.
Taro: No! How could there be none? I remember that the spirit beast I wrote down was a lion-leopard hybrid that I came up with after brainstorming. There are no Calabash Brothers in my novel!!
Calabash Brothers, Mei: (Jumping up and slapping Taro) Bastard your sister! Your whole family is a bastard! You heartless author! Have you forgotten the functions of the spirit beast that you set yourself?!!!!
Taro: (stunned…) Oh…(continued to be stunned…) Ah! (Realization)
[Calabash Brothers: You remember?]
Taro: (Shaking his head) No. ((Veins popping out of his hands) Let's beat this author to death! Beat her to death for the benefit of the world! Give us another author to write this novel! This tragic novel was doomed to meet such an author!
Taro: "Hehe, I was just joking ~ I'll definitely remember!" (Quickly flipping through the train of thought) Found it! This was the most powerful spiritual beast function setting in the world! The book said,'If a spirit beast transforms, it can only transform into an anime character. If its level is high, it can also use its killing moves according to the anime character it transforms into!'Calabash Brothers: (I kick) This is the idiotic setting! F * ck! Which spirit beast in a novel had such restrictions and settings!! You idiot! You're the only one who can think of such a spiritual beast's function, right?! Are you still writing ancient martial arts novels or not!! Soulless!
Everyone was speechless. Calm down! Don't kick the author to death! Leave a breath for me to pay my salary!
Taro: (Although he vomited blood, he was still very dedicated) Wait…wait a moment! He wrote more than 800 words just to invite you guys on stage! You guys go over there and sit first. I still have to invite the few people below! (Pointing to the bench at the side)
Calabash Brothers, Beauty: ! I was wondering why an author like you was so shabby!）However, she still sat on it obediently.
Taro: (Wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth) Alright, alright, please ignore the little episode above! Alright, now let's welcome the perverted old man who had an affair with Wu Meiyu…
[Beauty: (Grabs the gourd on the head of the Calabash Brothers and throws it at the taro) Perverted old man your sister!] Cheating your sister! I don't want to see him again!
Taro: (The handle of the gourd is inserted into the forehead with the "Silencer") Wait for me to finish! It was the son of the perverted old man, Yan Wu.
Yan Wu's gorgeous entrance (Handsome, Scattered Flowers ~)
Mei: (Rubbing the head of the crying Calabash Brothers) Say so earlier! (Blushing)
Everyone was speechless. Author, your forehead is bleeding! Can I not pull out the gourd? More than one hit, okay?
Taro: (Wiping the blood off his face) It's okay. I'm strong. Let's continue. Next was the perverted old man…
[Beauty: I said don't see a perverted old man ah ah!]!! He took off the Calabash Brothers 'shoes and threw them at the taro.
The shoe hit the gourd on Taro's forehead.
Taro: (The amount of blood on his forehead is even greater) Wait for me to finish. It's one of the elders of the perverted old man's demonic sect, Dongfang Ye.
Dongfang Ye made his debut.
[Beauty: (Blushing) Say it all at once.]
Calabash Brothers: Why did you throw my things at the author? (Grievance, crying)
Taro: " Alright, we've invited the last guest, the perverted old man!"
[Beauty: Who's the perverted old man?]
Taro: (cat mouth) It's a perverted old man!
The lecherous old man appeared.
[Beauty: Die!!!] He tore off the other shoe of the Calabash Brothers and threw it at the taro.
Taro:
The shoe still hit the gourd. Taro had lost too much blood and was in shock.
Beauty, Calabash Brothers, and everyone else were shocked!
Yan Wu, Dongfang Ye, and the perverted old man laughed!!
[Dongfang Ye: (calmly taking out his phone) Call the funeral parlor.]
Everyone was speechless. The author had only reported a guest appearance and died!! Are we still going to do this show? What kind of interview was this! Can this continue?
(Hey! Was it over? Author, you must be toying with us!
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Thank you, dear readers, for your patience to read my novel from the first chapter to here! Taro expressed his heartfelt gratitude! Thank you, everyone, for reading such idiotic content!
All future extras would be placed in this column! There would be no V for the side story! Hehe, the side story is just a little spoof story ~~~ There might even be a little story behind some sad characters!
Thank you for supporting me! Thank you to those people who gave me some **! Thank you, collectors! Thank you, Smiling Eyes, thank you, Xiaomeng! Thank you, everyone, for giving me red packets and leaving me messages! Taro is really grateful to everyone for taking the time to read my book!
Author: Wu Meiyu, Everyone, Bing Lan, Dongfang Ye, Yan Wu, Perverted Old Man, Dongfang Qi, Ye Qingcheng: (Bow) Thank you again! Look forward to my little side story!
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