[Beauty: Everyone knows that the unscrupulous author hasn't updated for a while. Even if he updates now, the number of words is very small.] Therefore, we (referring to Yan Wu, the lecherous old man, Bing Lan, and Dongfang Ye) decided to go to the author's house for a surprise visit.
Bing Lan,"What are you talking about? Hurry up and ring the doorbell!" (So, she tiptoed and pressed the doorbell. However, because he was in beast form now, his claws could not reach the doorbell. Everyone was silent…)
After a long time, Bing Lan raised his little paw and knocked on the author's door. Hey! Is there anyone at home?
After a while, the door opened, and everyone's faces peeked out from the crack. After carefully looking at the people at the door, they reached out and hung a wooden sign on the door handle outside. Without saying anything, they slammed the door shut.
The few of them stared at the words written on the wooden sign: Don't disturb the author when he's in a fit.
Dongfang Ye,[Kicking the wooden token away] It'll be fine as long as this eyesore disappears.
[Bing Lan: (Smash the security door with a fireball) It would be good if this eyesore disappeared too.]
The lecherous old man said,[Go!] Let's go and see what the author is doing.
Liu Mei, Bing Lan, Dongfang Ye, and Yan Wu followed.
After entering the house, they saw the author holding a magnifying glass and looking for something in the living room.
Mei, Bing Lan, the lecherous old man, Dongfang Ye: Author, what are you doing?
Taro: I'm looking for something!
Mei, Bing Lan, and the perverted old man,"What are you looking for?"
Taro: I'm looking for a joke!
Beauty: (Kicking Taro's butt) You can't find a fart like this! You can only find your cockroach!
Taro: (Getting up from the ground, ignoring those few) Everyone! Everyone, where are you?
Everyone: (Walking out of the dining room, holding a magnifying glass in his hand) No, I can't find a joke anywhere.
Taro: (Glancing at a few of them with a sharp gaze) You came at the right time! An emergency meeting is now called.
Mei, Bing Lan, the lecherous old man, Dongfang Ye: Shocking!
Yan Wu said,(Looking at his slender fingers expressionlessly).
Hence, they sat on the sofa while Taro and the others sat on the coffee table.
Taro: (serious expression) Recently, I can't afford to eat anymore. Not being able to find a joke is the biggest failure of a funny novel. Therefore, I want to remove all the actors who don't know how to make people laugh or act funny! No longer performing on stage!
Mei, Bing Lan, the perverted old man, and Dongfang Ye looked at Yan Wu at the same time.
Mei: No! He couldn't let Yan Wu disappear!
Dongfang Ye: (Touching his chin) I think Yan Wu is quite useful. We can't withdraw him for the time being.
The lecherous old man: (laughs) He is my son! A symbol of how handsome I used to be!
Bing Lan thought,"It's dispensable."
Yan Wu,[His eyes swept over Taro's face and returned to his hand].
Taro: " This isn't up to me. Yan Wu, make me laugh now." If I smile, you can stay.
Yan Wu: (Standing up expressionlessly) Is it okay as long as you smile?
Taro nodded.
Yan Wu: (He took out the soft sword hidden in his sleeve and stabbed the side of the taro's leg, piercing the tea table)
Taro: (Cold sweat trickling down his back) Hahaha
Everyone was so scared that they climbed down the coffee table.
The beautiful, lecherous old man, Bing Lan, and Dongfang Ye: I strongly despise you, you useless and unscrupulous author.
Taro: (Tears in her eyes) What are you doing? I was just joking with you at the beginning. Don't scare me like that.(Kicking the taro's face with his paw) Wow, he's convulsing again. He deserves a beating!
Taro: (Wiping away the nosebleed from the kick) It's almost noon now. I'll go cook for you guys personally. We'll play the game after dinner. (After saying that, he jumped off the coffee table and ran to the kitchen.）
Everyone thought,"Let's run. After eating the author's cooking, we're all going to leave."
Mei, the lecherous old man, Bing Lan, Yan Wu, Dongfang Ye: I feel the same!
Thus, a few of them fled through the door. The surprise visit mission had failed!
Half an hour later…
Taro: (Standing in the living room with a basin of gray sticky substance) Eh? Where were they?
(Everyone: Author! Can't you write something serious!!!）
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