I happily put all the money into my backpack. Carrying my heavy bag, I hummed " I'm Rich " and walked out of the alley.
As expected, after changing her clothes, the number of people who turned their heads on the street decreased significantly. I was laughing in my heart, haha! Look! After I changed into the ancient zongzi costume, I still have some luck!! I'm indeed as beautiful as a flower ~ I'm secretly happy. I've never been so happy before. (Backpack's comment: Master forgot about me. Actually, those people weren't looking at Master, they were looking at me.）
They wandered aimlessly on the streets. It wasn't until the sun was setting in the west that my stomach started to strongly protest. Only then did I start to look for an inn to eat and sleep.
But I'm illiterate here! I don't understand traditional Chinese characters! I finally understood the sorrow of being illiterate.
After entering countless brothels and tea houses that were still closed, I finally arrived in front of a building that had its door open. I could see people eating inside.
This was an inn, right? I turned my head and observed it many times until the passersby behind me said,"Look, this girl is really stupid." Only then did I firmly step into the door. If this wasn't an inn, I would smash my head with the silver in my backpack!
As soon as I entered, a waiter with a rag on his shoulder came up to me."Yo, young lady, you look unfamiliar.! Do you want to queue or eat?"
Hearing this, I suddenly felt like crying. I really wanted to hug this second brother and kiss him. F * ck, I finally found an inn ~ It wasn't easy, it wasn't easy. I was touched and my eyes sparkled as I said,"Let's eat first, then cut the queue."
The poor waiter was probably frightened by me. He took a step back and shook the hair on his body. "Miss, I'll show you to your seat."”Then, he ran ahead and found an empty seat. He took off the rag on his shoulder and wiped the table. He stood at the side and waited for me.
I quickly walked up and sat down, listening to the waiter announce the dishes for me.
The name of the dish made me dizzy. I really admired the waiter for remembering it. I waved my hand, indicating for the waiter to stop talking."Just give me two dishes. One meat dish and one vegetable dish will do. Oh right, don't be too greasy.”
"Alright, please wait a moment." The waiter shook the rag on his shoulder symbolically. He first ran to get me a bowl and chopsticks and a small basin of white rice on the table, then ran to the kitchen to announce the dishes.
While waiting for the food, I took off my backpack and held it in my arms. I used my bag to support my growling stomach and then pressed my forehead against the table. I'm so hungry. It should be seven o'clock in the evening now, right? It's almost dark. I haven't eaten lunch or dinner. Even if I'm on a diet, I won't be like this.
Just as I was playing dead, I felt someone sitting beside me. That person even poked my shoulder with his finger."Little girl, when I entered the door just now, I saw that your posture on the table was also so charming. Therefore, I want to read your fortune for you without charging any fees.”
I swear, my heart moved when I heard him say that he would not charge me anything. It was definitely not because he said that I was charming that I had a reaction! I looked up and saw an old man with white hair and a red nose."Fortune teller? You don't want money?"
The old man smiled, and that smile made me feel like I was f * cking perverted."No charge."
I knew there was a conspiracy behind that creepy smile of his. Fortune telling, your sister! I don't believe in fate, I only believe in the path I walk! Thus, I rejected him with a backbone."I don't charge you. I don't count." But why did I feel like such a b * tch after I said that!？
The old man was instantly speechless. He pointed at the words on the flag in his hand and said,"Do you know what this word is?"
I looked at the traditional Chinese characters on the cloth and seriously considered it. After observing it for a while, I said in a very serious tone,"I don't recognize these words. Tell me, what are these words?”
" You can't read!?" Can I use the word surprise to describe that old man's facial expression? He nodded and said," This word is Hong. I'm a famous and well-known person in the martial world, Hong Banxian!"”
"Ah pui!" If I were a man, I would have spat on him."Although your grandaunt can't read, she's not stupid! Half immortal your sister! When your grandaunt was in her mother's womb, she already knew that this half-immortal couldn't be trusted!”
The old man was stunned. He probably didn't expect an illiterate like me to have such eloquence. He placed his tattered flag on the table and continued to work on my thoughts."Little girl, I don't accept money. What can I cheat you of if I don't accept money?”
I thought about it carefully. That's right. It doesn't cost money. It's not a waste. Moreover, he couldn't reject this old man's kindness just because of his lecherous expression at the beginning.
I generously extended my left hand and said,""Then forget it. It's free! If you ask me for money, I won't treat you as an old man. I'll beat you up!”
"Don't worry, don't worry." The old man smiled and grabbed my outstretched hand. He looked at it carefully and whispered,"This hand is really white."
When I heard this, I cried out in my heart. There was indeed a conspiracy! I wanted to pull my hand back, but the old man held my hand tightly.
The old man grabbed my hand and touched it, wishing he could skin me!
I suddenly realized that this was a perverted old man!! Your sister! I was molested by an old man on my first day in Jianghu! Was that what he wanted to do? Let go of this stupid old man, or I'll scold you from the age of one until you're buried in the ground!
However, that old man's strength was really not ordinary. I almost dislocated my arm, but that old man still grabbed my hand tightly and refused to let go. And now, the people eating around us are all looking back at us, doing their part as onlookers.
I was tired of swinging my arms, so I let that lecherous old man molest my slender fingers. He shouted as if he wanted to vent his anger,"Xiao Er! My dishes haven't been served yet! I'm starving! If I die here, help me bury me!!!”
TMD!! In the future, if anyone says 'XXX doesn't want money' to me, I'll be anxious. After I'm anxious, I'll pounce on them and fight them to the death!
Finally, the waiter heard my call and ran over with two plates of food. Then, he put down the dishes and ran away at twice the speed as before, as if he was afraid of getting involved. Hey, hey, am I that scary?
"Stinky old man! Let go, I want to eat!" I glared at him fiercely." If you don't let go, I'll stick the chopsticks into your nose!”
Perhaps it was because my expression was too fierce, the old man finally let go of my hand with a dry smile and called the waiter for another set of chopsticks.
I wiped my reddened hands on my skirt and scooped up a large bowl of white rice. Then, I grabbed the chopsticks on the table and knocked on the bowl."Who allowed a perverted old man like you to share a table with me? Get lost!" Looking at the old man's teary expression, he gritted his teeth and added,"I treat all men, women, old and young equally. Don't act old. Moreover, you're an old pervert!”After saying that, he stuffed a large mouthful of rice into his mouth.
The perverted old man saw that I was unmoved by his pitiful expression. He could only lie on the bench and shake his buttocks."No, no. I'm an old man who doesn't have money and can't afford to eat. "There are so many women in this inn, and I only saw you. I even touched your hand. You have to be responsible for me." After saying that, he hugged the bowl and chopsticks that the waiter brought him and leaned on the table to show his determination to stay here.
I'm really sweating. I'm sweating crazily. I'm sweating like a waterfall. I'm sweating like Genghis. No matter who sees an old man twisting his body in front of you, they want to slap this old man away and get out of my sight!!
I spat all the white rice that I couldn't swallow on the dishes in front of me."Wow, you did it on purpose, didn't you? You rotten old man! Don't disgust me. I'm so hungry that my stomach cramps! If you don't disappear in front of me, I definitely won't be able to eat! I'm starving!"
"What a pity, what a pity." The perverted old man shook his head and looked at the two dishes that were contaminated by me. He picked up the flag on the table and said,"Little girl, we will definitely meet again.”After saying that, she pretended to be cute and winked at me. She stood up with a big laugh and walked out of the shop.
Crazy. I rolled my eyes and shook off the goosebumps on my body. I ate the dishes in front of me that were sprayed with white rice and saliva.
After dinner, I took the room number that the waiter gave me and the small key that was strung on the room number and went upstairs.
After finding the corresponding room number, I used the key to unlock the door and entered the house.
The furnishings in the room couldn't be simpler. There was a dressing table with a candle on it and a bed beside it.
I threw my backpack on the bed and fell down myself. Rubbing against the thin cotton blanket on the bed, I felt that I was really too happy at this moment.
The sky was almost completely dark now. I was too lazy to light candles or wash my feet. She thought about sleeping like this.
So I sat up and began to take off my clothes, preparing to sleep.
Just as I took off my undergarment, I felt a drop of something warm on my forehead. I reached out and saw the red blood on my hand.
I was shocked and thought,'Oh my god, is this place haunted?!'。I reflexively looked up. I didn't see any ghost faces or corpses. Instead, I saw an old man with a nosebleed. TMD! Isn't this that perverted old man? He was actually peeping at me taking off my clothes! F * ck him!
"You f * cking perverted old man! Get down from the roof!!!”I'm angry, I'm really angry! Old man, what the hell!
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