I don't know if it was because my roar was very powerful, or if the perverted old man had opened the hole in the roof too wide. The perverted old man fell from the roof with my roar and fell to the ground with a thud.
Wearing a skirt and undergarment, I stepped on the perverted old man's face and stomped hard."You f * cking perverted old man! Do you want to die? You peeked at me taking off my clothes. Do you want to ascend to heaven as soon as possible?？!”Wow, now I finally understand why he saw me the moment he entered the inn. It's because other than me, the rest of the people in this inn are all motherf * cking aunties!!!
But why did that wretched old man look so happy when I stepped on him?？F * ck, his nose was bleeding again!
Disgusting by the old man's face that was filled with pink bubbles, I retracted my leg and bent down to grab the clothes of the perverted old man who seemed to have entered a state of madness. I lifted him up from the ground and only then did I hear the perverted old man say softly,"Haha, I see it, I see the cover.”
Hearing this, my anger soared by 100%! F * ck! It turned out that he had fallen on his back to witness this moment! This old man had already reached the state of being extremely lecherous!! I really want to give him a shoulder throw!
The perverted old man could sense the dark anger that I wanted to break his neck. He began to struggle in my hands." Don't! I saw it by accident! Let me go!"
Who was it? Who the f * ck is letting out cold air again? It's so cold! Goosebumps started appearing all over my body. It's still summer, right? Was winter coming?
When I was frozen by his words, the perverted old man raised his hand and began to pull my fingers, trying to break free from my hand.
But how could he break free so easily? I immediately unfroze and grabbed the old man's clothes with both hands. I smiled sinisterly and said,"Hehehehe…you damn old man! If you move again, I'll tear your clothes and let you run naked!”
As expected, this sentence still had a certain deterrent force. The perverted old man stiffened on the ground and his tone suddenly became deep."Little girl, I told you I didn't do it on purpose. I only have this one piece of clothing on me, so don't f * ck me.”
"I have a bad taste. I like to rape people the most, stinky old man! I will make you pay a certain price!”At this moment, my image had already completely darkened. I didn't mind that I had already been labeled as 'bullying the elders'.
At this moment, the perverted old man's eyes flashed.""I also know martial arts! Be careful, I'll beat you up! Why don't you think about how a short old man like me climbed up the roof?! That's right! I used my qinggong to jump up!”(The crying bamboo ladder in front of the house: Wuwu, the old man forgot about me and didn't even praise me.）
I was stunned and felt that his words made sense. However, looking at the old man with a nosebleed on his face, I really didn't want to associate him with martial arts. Even if he knew a little martial arts, it would be an insult to martial arts. Therefore, I had to get rid of him!
Thus, I became even more evil. I laughed out loud."Perverted old man, die!" After saying that, I started to tug at his clothes with both hands.
"You f * cking mine!" The perverted old man roared and made a gesture in the air with his hands. His Qi sank into his Dantian and a terrifying power erupted from his body.
He used all his strength to turn around, and the clothes that I was holding in my hand were actually torn apart by him. After breaking free from my control, he roared,"Dragon Claw Claw!" She pounced on me and grabbed my chest with both hands. Then, her face turned pink again.""Boobs, boobs, soft little boobs, I like them the most ~~"
(This is the boundary between speechlessness and anger)
"Go to hell!" I couldn't take it anymore. Claw your sister!!!!
I grabbed the stinky old man's hair and pulled him off my body. I pressed the back of his head and smashed him onto the ground." Destroy!"
Bang! The perverted old man landed on his face. It shook twice and stopped moving.
Because the sky was already dark, it was very blurry to see people. I saw the lecherous old man lying on the ground motionless and thought,""Did I kill someone?"
As soon as I thought of this, my anger subsided. Cold sweat immediately broke out. This was a big deal. Would I go to jail?
He squatted down and poked the old man's soft waist with his finger."Hey! Dreadful old man! Are you still alive?" The old man did not move. She poked him again." Perverted old man, don't die. If you die, what if I go to jail?”There was still no movement.
I sucked in a breath of cold air. Could he really be dead? It was said that the body of an old man was even more fragile than a baby. Suddenly, an idea flashed through my mind. Perhaps this method could truly verify whether this old man was really dead or faked his death.
Thus, I stood up and said loudly,""Forget it. I'm already dead. I'll take off my undergarment and skirt and sleep. Sigh, I was thinking that I might have been a little too harsh, so I'll rub this old man's chest as an apology.”
"Little girl, you're so nice! As expected, the old man was pretending to be dead. As soon as I finished speaking, the old man jumped up and opened his mouth with a few missing front teeth as he pounced at me.
Fortunately, I was prepared. As soon as the old man jumped up, I slapped him. The perverted old man fell from the sky and landed beside my feet. I roared,"Stinky old man, I knew you were playing dead!”
The perverted old man got up from the ground and hugged my leg, rubbing it hard." Scoundrel, girl, you're a bad girl! You're so bad! You're lying to me! I won't let you go! I won't let you go!"
I was about to vomit from his disgust. I kicked the leg he was hugging and said,"You're so disgusting. Get lost. If you're not dead, get out of my sight, you bastard!”
F * ck you, you can't afford to offend someone who didn't look at the almanac when he went out!!
"I won't! I have taken a fancy to you, I want to live and die with you!”The perverted old man hugged my leg tightly, looking like he would rather die than submit.
The veins on my forehead popped out." Then let go of me. I'm going to light the candles."”The sky was almost completely dark, and only a blurry figure could be seen.
When the lecherous old man heard about lighting the candles, a smug expression appeared on his face and he said,""Let me help you order." After saying that, he waved his hand at the candle on the dressing table. After a gust of wind passed, the candle lit up by itself.
Wow! This perverted old man really knew martial arts! Wasn't this a scene that could only be seen on television? I looked at the perverted old man who was wrapped around my feet like an eight-legged fish in disbelief. I finally understood what it means to not judge a book by its cover.
The old man immediately put on an awesome expression and said smugly,"See, girl, I didn't lie to you, right? I know some martial arts ~ Let me follow you ~ I can teach you ~"
"Can you stop talking like that? "I really want to kick you." After I warned him fiercely, I frowned and asked,"You taught me martial arts? What martial arts do you want to teach me?"
The perverted old man laughed and let go of my feet. He stretched out his index finger and made a pose that he thought was super handsome."That's my original martial arts. Whoever you point at is pregnant!"
Is he playing with me? He must be toying with me! TNND! He actually tricked me! "What the f * ck! Perverted old man! You also transmigrated here, right? Who else would I glare at? What's the use of extending your index finger!" After saying that, I extended my right middle finger and said,"Did you see that? My middle finger is the most powerful! Despise, I despise you, you lecherous old man!!”
"What transmigration?" The perverted old man was a little confused by my words." Transmigration? I've never heard of it! Also, little girl, my peerless martial arts only requires fingers. It doesn't matter if it's the index finger or middle finger. Even the pinky will do.”As he spoke, he extended his pinky finger at me.
The twitching of my mouth could no longer be used to describe my expression. Facing this lecherous old man who was pointing his pinky at me, I felt speechless.
The lecherous old man looked at me in disbelief and said a little angrily,"You can hit me, you can kick me, but you can't not believe in my martial arts! I'm very powerful!"
I looked at this old man who was covered in dust and had a dry nosebleed under his nose. I shook my head."I really don't believe that you're very powerful.”
"Hmph, you don't believe me? Do you believe that you will only believe it if I activate my divine technique and make you pregnant?”The perverted old man moved his little finger closer to me.
"Go to hell! Why do your words sound so awkward to me? Go find a man to experiment on! Forget it, I don't care about you anymore! I'm going to sleep! If you want to stay here, then stay.”He slapped my pinky away and rolled onto the bed. He shook off the blanket and wrapped it around his body." Also, if you climb onto this bed, I'll throw you out of here!”
When the perverted old man heard me say this, he immediately rubbed his red hand with tears in his eyes and said,"No, I'm so cold. I want to go to bed and sleep ~"
"It's summer now! Why are you cold?!" After I shouted, I covered my head with the blanket. She decided to ignore him.
The lecherous old man sighed and said in a tone of abandonment,""Little girl, you're so heartless. I'm leaving first, I'll come back to find you tomorrow morning.”After that, there was no more sound.
I hid under the blanket and listened for a long time, but I didn't hear any movement. I stuck my head out of the blanket and looked. Sure enough, the perverted old man had left. Only the candle on the dressing table was flickering. I thought to myself, I didn't expect this old man to leave so obediently.
I covered myself with the blanket and closed my eyes to stop thinking about that perverted old man. The summer night was really a little cold.
On the ground below the window, an old man was sprawled on the ground in a sorry state. Tears flowed down his eyes. Sob, sob, I'm really old. I slipped when I jumped out of the window while acting cool. I almost broke my old bones.
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