In the morning, when the sky was just beginning to brighten, it was the best time for lazy people to sleep.
While I was sleeping soundly, a finger poked my face. He slapped the finger away with his palm and was furious. What the hell! If you disturb my sleep, I will kill you!
That finger poked my face again, accompanied by this voice."Little girl, wake up. It's dawn.”
"Nonsense! I'll sleep for a while more." She turned around and faced the wall, ignoring the perverted old man.
The perverted old man saw that his finger couldn't wake me up, so he went straight to the bed and patted my face with his hand."Miss, get up quickly. I'll take you to the Demon Sect to play.”
"Demonic Sect!" When I heard this word, all my sleepiness disappeared. I sat up abruptly and grabbed the lecherous old man's collar with my messy hair. My eyes were wide open as I said,"Demonic Sect! To the Demonic Sect? Are you serious?"
The lecherous old man nodded seriously and grabbed my hand that was grabbing his collar."If I lie to you, my hands will rot whenever I touch a woman in the future!”
Seeing the perverted old man use such a vicious curse with a very serious expression, I nodded and said,"Then I'll believe you this once." With that, I pushed the perverted old man off the bed. I felt that this old man would never sell me off anyway. As I thought about it, I started to put on my outer clothes.
Fortunately, before I fell asleep last night, I remembered that the perverted old man said,'I'll look for you tomorrow morning'. I got up and put on some white clothes before I went to sleep.
She got out of bed and looked at the dressing table as she casually grabbed her messy hair a few times. It was fine as long as it did not look messy. Then, he threw the little blue flower headpiece into his backpack. Hey, hey, hey, why did I forget to take my headband?
I casually wiped my face with the blanket and carried my backpack. I made a forward motion and said,“GO!”
"A dog? Where?" The lecherous old man looked in the direction I pointed at, looking for the 'dog' I mentioned.
I laughed dryly and suddenly felt that this old man was a little cute."Don't look for any more dogs. Let's go!”I opened the door and walked out.
The perverted old man happily followed behind me."Let's go have breakfast."
"Of course," I stomped down the stairs. As it was still early, there were no customers at the dining area on the first floor. Only the waiter was dozing off at the table.
I walked over and knocked on the table where the waiter was lying."Waiter, Waiter, wake up!"
The waiter raised his head from the table and said with sleepy eyes,"Miss, are you eating?"
"Yes." I nodded and sat on the stool at the table." Eat first, then check out."”
The waiter stood up and rubbed his sleepy eyes. He used the rag on his shoulder to wipe the clean table and habitually said," We have steamed buns in the morning, six in a basket. There's also porridge, soy milk..."
"One steamer of steamed buns and two bowls of porridge." I glanced at the lecherous old man sitting beside me. Seeing that he had no objections, I said,"Order more when it's not enough."
The waiter agreed and ran to the kitchen to bring us porridge.
After watching the waiter run away, I turned my gaze back to the lecherous old man who had become silent after going downstairs."Hey, what's wrong?"
The perverted old man turned to look at me. At this moment, I realized that his expression was very ugly. I heard him say,"I feel a murderous aura."
I saw that he wasn't joking, but I couldn't help but ask,"What? Killing intent? It can't be, right?"
The perverted old man nodded and looked at me with a determined gaze."You can kick me, you can hit me, and you can also not believe that my martial arts are very powerful, but this time, you must believe me. There is a person with a murderous aura approaching us.”
Uh, why do I feel that his words are not credible after hearing what he said earlier? "That's too scary. What should we do next?"”
The old man held his chin and thought carefully, then said," I can't beat him. Let's run!”The lecherous old man held my hand and wanted to run.
I rolled my eyes. F * ck you, perverted old man! It's so early in the morning, and you're trying to take advantage of me, and you even came up with such a childish reason! Do you think I'm stupid? I rolled my eyes at the perverted old man.
At this moment, the waiter had already brought two bowls of porridge and a basket of steamed buns. I shook off the perverted old man's hand and took a big mouthful of porridge. I said leisurely,"There's no hurry. We'll run after we finish eating. I don't think the person with the murderous aura you mentioned will be able to run here for a while.”
The perverted old man was so anxious that he jumped on the spot. Just now, you believed that I would bring you to the Demon Sect! This was true! Our lives are in danger!" After saying that, he even wanted to pull me back.
"I'm hungry. I want to eat!" I avoided him and took a big bite of the bun. Wahaha, the buns from ancient times were really fragrant. They were much more delicious than the buns that people were afraid of eating in modern times.
"Idiot! Don't eat it!" The lecherous old man didn't say anything else after saying that. Perhaps he realized that I definitely wouldn't fall for his trick, so he obediently shut up??
After I drank a mouthful of porridge, I turned around and wanted to mock the perverted old man. But before I could say anything, I was stunned. Because I saw the old man with a pale face rising into the air. Looking up, I saw a handsome man holding the old man's collar. His expression was completely dark.
I choked on the porridge that I couldn't swallow in time. I put down the bowl and coughed violently a few times. After calming down, I said,"Handsome, what can I do for you?" F * ck! So what that perverted old man said was true!!! I'm going crazy in my heart!
However, the handsome man glanced at me and didn't answer me. He grabbed the old man's collar and turned around to leave.
The perverted old man struggled.! Wifey, hurry up and save me!"
My initial desire to save him was shattered by his 'wife'. I grabbed a bun on the table and threw it at him."Wifey your sister! There was more! That dark-faced handsome guy, stop right there!!!”
The bun landed squarely on the perverted old man's butt. The handsome man stopped and turned his head around, coldly saying,""This old man has troubled you.”Then, he walked out of the shop.
"Wifey, hurry up and save me! I don't want to go back with this Hei Mianshen!!”The perverted old man's voice came from outside the shop. I steeled my heart and used the excuse that this perverted old man wanted to take me to the Demon Sect to take out a piece of silver and the room number from my bag. I placed it on the table and chased after him with a bun in my mouth.
After I ran out of the shop, I saw the dark-faced handsome man who had just left the old man. I took a big bite of the bun in my mouth and held the remaining bun in my hand. I said incoherently,"Handsome! I told you to stop!"
Seeing that handsome guy ignore my words and keep walking forward, I cursed in my heart and threw the remaining half of the bun on the ground, thinking,'F * ck, I'll treat it as a good deed.''He hurriedly chased after her.
When the perverted old man saw me chasing after him, he was touched. He struggled in the hands of the dark-faced handsome man and shouted,"Wifey ~ Come quickly ~~"
I was sprinting at full speed when I heard the perverted old man's words. I staggered and almost fell."F * ck you! After I get my hands on you, I'll definitely stuff the sock into your mouth! If you call me 'wifey wifey' again, I'll take off my shoes and smash you to death!”
The perverted old man was afraid that I would keep my word, so he didn't say anything else. Her body swayed along with the dark-faced handsome man's walking speed.
When I finally caught up with the dark-faced handsome man, we were already out of the city. We crossed the lawn and walked up a mountain road.
I grabbed the dark-faced handsome man's sleeve and was so tired that I wanted to collapse on the ground. However, at this moment, what I wanted to do most was to pay tribute to the marathon runner!
What the f * ck, why is this dark-faced handsome guy walking so fast?! That's right! This handsome guy was walking! I followed behind him and ran like crazy! This was too f * cking exaggerated! What was he trying to do with his walking speed??!!
Panting, I bent over and stuttered,""Let go, let go, let go of that perverted old man!”
The dark-faced handsome man turned around. His face was not red, and he was not angry. It was as if he had just been taking a walk. "Let go," he said angrily.
When I heard this, I was also angry. It wasn't easy for me to catch up to you, but I won't let you go so easily!”After saying that, I felt that these words were so awkward. It sounded like a confession, so I immediately changed my words."Let go of this old man first, and I'll let go of you.”
The dark-faced handsome man still said expressionlessly,"You like this old man?" Although his face was expressionless, his tone was filled with disbelief. He looked at me as if he was looking at a pervert.
I'm speechless. I don't have such strong tastes! Who would like this stinky old man? "Like your head! I'm just acting as a hero for once! Otherwise, who would save him! Are you crazy?"
At this moment, the lecherous old man who was about to be carried by the dark-faced handsome man spoke,"Wifey, you're so bad! I'm already preparing to bring you back to get married! Why can't you like me?”
When I heard the lecherous old man say 'wife', I had already taken off the embroidered shoe on my left foot. When the lecherous old man finished speaking, the embroidered shoe on my left foot just happened to hit his face."Who said that I would go back and marry you?! Dream on! You perverted old man!" If it wasn't for the fact that it's not convenient now, I really want to stomp on this perverted old man's face until it's swollen!!!
" You promised me that you would go back to the Demon Sect with me! You promised me! You're going back on your word!" The perverted old man twisted his body, looking as if he had been deceived.
When I heard this, I was immediately furious.! I only promised you that I would go to the demon world to play! When did I agree to marry you??!!”After shouting, I felt that something was wrong. Did he just say he was going home to get married? And then he mentioned the Demon Sect? Mama Mia! Could this perverted old man be from the Demon Sect?! Heavens! The Demonic Sect actually had such a scum!! Author! You're so cruel! Don't destroy my beautiful fantasy about the Demon Sect!!!!!
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