The lecherous old man was no longer in a hurry to break free from the dark-faced handsome man. He hovered in the air and cupped his fists. His eyes were like little stars, and he looked like he was begging him." I'm the Demon Cult Master! If you marry me, you'll be able to enjoy life!"
Kacha! I was instantly stunned by the lightning. What? What? This perverted old man? This smelly old man is the Demon Cult Master!!! What the hell! Author! You're too ruthless! Are you trying to make me look like I'm fried on the outside and tender on the inside?! What the hell! I have a grudge against your entire family! I don't want to accept the truth! Not at all! I just want to beat the ground and cry!
I sat on the ground and pointed at the perverted old man that the dark-faced handsome man was carrying. You, you, you…You couldn't speak for a long time. I really regret chasing after you! If I didn't chase after him, this damned lecherous old man would have been killed by this great handsome guy. I regret it! I've never felt so regretful before!
In my mind, I couldn't associate the Demon Cult Master that I worshipped with this stupid old man who shouted 'milk grabbing dragon claws' and raised his pinky finger while saying 'who knows who's pregnant.' Could it be that my attitude of treating others with courtesy had finally received a cruel retribution?？!! Want to cry but no tears, your sister!
Suddenly, I felt a drop of blood tear drop from my heart. My heart was colder than running naked in the winter wind!!
When the perverted old man saw me lose my composure, he thought that I was overjoyed. He said smugly,"Wifey, seeing that you're so happy, I'm also very happy. Let's go to the Demon Sect and get married together!”
When I heard the perverted old man call me wifey, I came back to my senses. I bent down to take off my right shoe and smashed it at the perverted old man's face."“TNND! Didn't I say it before? If I hear you say wifey again, I'll hit you with my shoe! If my shoes are all smashed, I'll use your shoes to knock your head!!”
I turned around, revealing my desolate back. I waved my hand and said,"Goodbye, handsome. If you want to kill this perverted old man, go ahead. I don't mind playing with him. I'll be leaving first." As I spoke, I wiped the tears from the corner of my eyes." Sob sob, I don't believe in novels anymore. Everything written in novels is a lie. The Demon Cult Master is not a cold-faced handsome man, and there are no beautiful men following him. The Demon Cult Master is a f * cking old man! And a perverted old man!!”
I walked forward in despair. Why were my footsteps so heavy today? Why do I always encounter bad things when I transmigrate?! First, it broke my gentle concept of beautiful men, and then it cruelly broke my demonic fantasy! Heavens! You can't afford to hurt someone who has beautiful fantasies!!
I didn't take a few steps forward in low spirits when the bushes on both sides shook twice. Suddenly, five masked men jumped out and blocked in front of me. The shining knives in their hands really blinded me. Wow! Am I that unlucky? How could he be robbed like this?？!
I was so frightened that I jumped back a step. When I turned around to look at the situation behind me, I realized that the dark-faced handsome man and the perverted old man were also stopped by four masked men.
I weighed it and felt that it was more important to keep my life. I would put aside the attack of the Demon Cult Master first! Thus, I retreated to the side of the dark-faced handsome man and kicked the perverted old man with my bare feet."Perverted old man, if you are the Demon Cult Master, I believe that your martial arts are very powerful. Hurry up and treat these nine burly men.”
However, I never thought that this perverted old man would actually play dumb at the critical moment! He shook the dark-faced handsome man's hand and said,"Aiyo, I'm old. I'm so old that even my bones are soft. Brat, don't shake me, you're making me dizzy. Is there someone in front? Let me count, one, two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Wow, what are these eight people doing surrounding us? Sigh, an old man like me can't be tormented like this.”After saying that, he coughed weakly.
I really want to punch this perverted old man! Wow! This perverted old man was actually acting old at this time!! F * ck your ancestors! It seemed that these robbers had been lurking here for a long time, right? They heard you say that you're the Demon Cult Master, but they still rushed out. They definitely won't believe that you, this wretched old man, are a cult master, right?! You miserable Demon Cult Master! Why are you still shaking? Hurry up and find a beautiful tree and crash into it!!!
At this moment, a robber stood up and stabbed the knife in his hand into the ground. He shouted,"I opened this mountain and planted this road. Leave it behind to buy money!"
I was speechless. So robbers can also say the wrong lines? I'm the one who's doomed? Plant your head! Was the road planted out? Our teacher taught us since we were young that when we encounter someone making a low-level mistake, we should remind that person not to let that person continue to make mistakes. Therefore, I was very responsible to help the robber correct his mistake."If you don't know how to say the lines, then don't say it! It should be 'I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to cross this road, leave behind money to buy the road!!'You're still going down the wrong path! Plunge your sister! You idiot!"
The robber who said the wrong line was stunned by my scolding for a full seven seconds before he called out to the others,"Attack!" As soon as he finished speaking, he followed the eight people and charged at us with shining knives.
I resigned myself to fate and squatted down, closed my eyes, and hugged my head as I screamed. It wouldn't really be over this time, right? They were holding real toys in their hands! Blood would spurt out if it hit the body! Thinking that I would be hacked to death, I couldn't stop the cold sweat from flowing down.
I waited and waited, and waited and waited. I waited for a few minutes, but the pain I imagined didn't come. Those robbers are only a few steps away from us, right? He had been running for such a long time, but he still hadn't reached it? He despised her!
I hugged my head and waited until someone poked my shoulder. The perverted old man's voice sounded beside me."Wifey, hurry up and stand here. The robbers are all dead ~"
What! I raised my head and saw a lecherous old man's face that almost collided with mine. I reflexively slapped him, causing his face to turn to the side. At this moment, I saw the handsome dark-faced man standing in the middle of the nine robbers in a very handsome posture. How could I forget about the handsome man with a dark face that I had forgotten about all this time!？My eyes lit up, and my eyes were filled with admiration for this dark-faced handsome man. Handsome man is mighty ~ The lecherous old man waved his hand in front of me, recalling my admiration and saying,"Wifey, don't tell me you've taken a fancy to this brat? This won't do! You're my wife, so you'll be his mother in the future.”
What? Mother? I feel that the shocking things are really one after another. So this dark-faced handsome man isn't the one who wants to kill him? I looked at the handsome dark-faced man who was so silent that he could be ignored. Then, I looked at the perverted old man and said in disbelief,"Who said I like him? Can't I just worship him? Besides, is he your son? I won't believe it even if you beat me to death! If you give birth to such a son, it's definitely a mutation in your spirit!”
"What mutation? I knew it. Why don't you believe me? I was a handsome young man when I was young! His mother is also very beautiful!" The lecherous old man was fuming on the spot. He must have wanted me to believe that he used to be a handsome man.
I sighed in my heart again. It turns out that no matter how beautiful or ugly I was when I was young, I was not good-looking when I was old. Moreover, he said that his ex-wife was very beautiful, but I was not beautiful at all. Moreover, I beat him up so many times. Why did this perverted old man like me? With that in mind, I asked,"You perverted old man, what do you see in me? Do you like me slapping you?"
The perverted old man touched my face and said,""This is also one of the reasons. However, I have seen too many beautiful women. For a delicate woman like you, I suddenly have a feeling of falling in love at first sight. Wifey, do you believe in love at first sight?”When he said this, he sounded so affectionate.
I slapped his face again, and the corners of my mouth twitched."If you call me wifey again, I'll lift you up and smash you to the ground!”I don't believe you! You're already so damn old. Do you want to be an old cow eating young grass? Besides, if you really like it when I hit you, then I'll hang you up and hit you ten times a day! I'll draw until you call it fun!
"Hey, little girl, you're really heavy-handed.”The lecherous old man stood up straight and looked up at his swollen face.
I also stood up and saw the dark-faced handsome man standing there and looking at us in a daze. I didn't know what he was thinking. I smiled at him in embarrassment and shouted at him,"Handsome! I'll leave first! You will return to the Demon Sect, right? "I'm going out on my own." After saying that, I carried my bag and lowered my head to look for my shoes.
"No ~~ I don't want to leave you ~~" The perverted old man hugged me from behind, wiping his tears and snot on my backpack."Son, hurry up and knock this girl unconscious and bring her back!”
When I heard the perverted old man say that, I angrily clenched my left fist and held my embroidered shoe in my right hand. Was this old man born to be beaten up? "You stinky old man! Let go of me! Are you courting death? This is my favorite backpack! I'll make you pay with your life!!”
"If you follow us, I'll let you go.”The lecherous old man said shamelessly as he hugged my waist and refused to let go.
As the saying goes," A thick-skinned person is scarier than a ghost." I've experienced it myself. This old man's skin must be unimaginably thick. He's even more durable than a thousand-layered cake!
I said helplessly,"Then you have to let go of me first. I want to pick up my shoes."”
"I'll help you find it!" When the perverted old man heard that I had compromised, he immediately ran into the bushes to pick up my shoes.
I shook my muddy feet. Just as I was worrying about how to put on my shoes, that dark-faced handsome man actually took the initiative to speak to me!
The dark-faced handsome man walked to my side expressionlessly and said to me,"If you don't have anything else to do, come with us. I'm very happy.”With that, he turned his face away from me and tugged at his sleeve tightly.
At this moment, I felt a little flattered. I thought about it. Actually, this cold-faced handsome man was quite good. He knew how to think for his father. I really didn't have anything to do and didn't know where to go, so I followed them. Therefore, I nodded and said,"Alright, since I'm bored alone, I'll follow you guys.”
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