As a veteran of the post-80s generation, I would like to say that there are two common imaginations in this generation of losers: One was to protect a lot of fungus, and the other was to kill a lot of blood. Everyone can tell from the title that I'm definitely the embodiment of love and wisdom. I'm a god-level king dick that protects while I'm stroking.
Of course, as the saying goes, there is always someone stronger among the strong. In this dimension where gods were everywhere, I definitely wouldn't dare to say that I was the one with the strongest protection. However, if I were to compare my skills, I could definitely be considered a weird-level god. That was to rub!
A lot of losers would definitely type out the word 'hehe', thinking in their hearts: Compared to me, I've been playing since I was 13 years old. In the world of playing, I'm known as the little pervert Zhou Botong. To such gay friends, I can only say to him, After all, this young man is a model. I'll give him a pat first as a form of respect. You…do as you please.
Or maybe some losers would say,"I started playing when I was three years old, what are you talking about?" Na! I can only say two words to such a friend: Please contact the crematorium as soon as possible.
To be exact, I started playing at the age of seven. Speaking of which, I was lying on the bed alone in an awkward position watching the news broadcast. I forgot the name of the female anchor at that time. In short, she was an auntie with extremely low physical skills. I looked at her face that had been baptized by the vicissitudes of life and suddenly felt a divine itch in my lower body.
I originally thought that I might have contracted some kind of yin or something, but at a certain moment, a thunderbolt struck my mind. I subconsciously had a premonition that this was very likely a hint from the heavens. So I couldn't help but rub my lower body.
Just like that, the heavenly lightning instantly triggered the earth fire, and an unprecedented numbness and spasms spread throughout my body. I had an epiphany, and the two meridians of the essence were opened from then on, thus reaching the foundation establishment realm of the pipe. Moreover, it was out of control.
But speaking of which, I had matured earlier than others since I was young. While other people of my age were still crying over a lollipop, I had already begun to have a strong interest in the body structure of the opposite sex. I remember when I was in kindergarten, a small fungus peed in my pants.
At that time, there were no diapers, and it was summer. When she peed, a small heart-shaped puddle formed on the ground. I remember that the woman seemed to be very introverted. She didn't dare to say anything when she peed. She just sat there foolishly, not knowing what to do. He could only watch as the puddle of water accumulated deeper and deeper.
After class, all the students were either fighting over inflatable dolls or plastic cucumbers like idiots. I was the only one who noticed the strangeness of this girl with a single glance.
As the saying goes, when the heavens give a great responsibility to a person, they will definitely pull his pipe and explode his anus. As someone who possessed the Pig's Knuckle Halo, I naturally wouldn't let go of such an opportunity to study the body structure of a girl. I strode forward and squatted down. Without saying anything, I lifted her skirt and wanted to pry into the secrets of heaven.
And from that moment on, my life changed drastically because I was surprised to find that the girl wasn't wearing any underwear! This was also the first time that I was able to study the magical structure of the girls up close. It was like the Great Rift Valley of East Africa. It was natural and natural.
At this time, a child saw that I was looking at it enthusiastically. He also lowered his head and enjoyed the beautiful scenery with me. When the two of us saw this, the spirit of the children of China who loved to join in the fun was immediately stimulated. More children were scrambling to see it.
In that era, teachers taught us to follow order, so the children consciously formed long lines. After reading one, the next one continued. It was like watching a 5D movie at a temple fair.
After that…there was nothing after that. The plot development was rather old-fashioned. The teacher told on me to my parents, and I was beaten up by my father. But I still remember that a few days after that, that female classmate dropped out of school. I still vaguely remember her appearance. Her name seems to be Ping Ping or something!
"Logically speaking, a young man like me who has the five elements spirit root will definitely become famous at a young age and cause a sensation in the world of pleasure. If he didn't do something like stalking or being a streetcar wolf, he would be letting down Ping Ping's tragic sacrifice. However, fate is often fair. For five years in primary school, I have always been obedient. On the mysterious journey of traveling.
In the end, he had actually cultivated to the Supreme God Realm where his heart had already shot out before his hands had even touched it. In that closed era, there was no Ivy, no Mao Lie. The only thing that gave me chills was the breast augmentation advertisement on the color page of the story club. But the paper is always shallow, I know that this matter must be done by myself.
So I secretly swore that I would never be so muddleheaded again. I had to find a girl to study. In the third year of junior high school, when most boys were still in the season of first awakening of love, I had already reached the ninth level of the nascent soul realm. Three times a day.
My hometown is located in a small town. The area is remote, the people are simple, and they are isolated from the world! The girls in the class were all old-fashioned. From the current point of view, there were not many who could be seen in public. If it was from the current point of view, they were all S-class oddities who had raised the placenta.
But I don't know if my gay friends have discovered such a magical imagination. When we were young, no matter how ugly the girls in our class were, we would always choose a public class beauty in our hearts and have a crush on her when we were free. Under normal circumstances, this girl would definitely be the one with the best results.
What was even more bizarre was that most boys had a crush on the same person. If your deskmate asks you,"F * ck, who do you like in our class?"
You would reply,"I'll tell you, but don't tell anyone else!"
Don't worry! I'll keep your secret.
Yes! I believe you. Actually, I really like Wang Nima.
The next day, everyone in the class knew that you liked Wang Nima…
However, while they were laughing at you, they were also liking Wang Nima in their hearts!
I remember that there was a girl in our class called Lan Lan. She stood out from the crowd and became the flower of our class. All the boys were secretly fantasizing about pushing her to the ground and spraying her with their children and grandchildren, and I was no exception.
Unlike them, I practiced what I practiced. When I had nothing to do, I would often run over to ask her some questions. Basically, he had flipped through all the questions in the Mathematical Olympiad and could stump her every time. Just like that, I relied on the Mathematical Olympiad published by the People's Education Press to leave an indelible image of a young hero in her heart.
However, at that time, I was very silly and naive. Until the end of the middle school examination, there was no further progress between us. In the summer vacation after the middle school examination, after I played a few games at home, I suddenly felt that the national treasury was empty. I deeply felt that if this continued, my hands would have calluses! Hence, he thought of Lan Lan. He immediately gave her a call. He asked her to meet up at the Crooked Neck Forest behind the school.
He had thought that she would reject him, but after a few seconds of hesitation, she actually agreed. I was so happy at that time! That chicken is so excited! That feeling was unforgettable.
In fact, when one grew up, one would realize that there were many firsts in one's life. When one was in the present moment, one would not realize how wonderful it was. When you grow up slowly, those many unintentional first times will leave you, and you will regret why you didn't savor them properly.
I vividly remember that day, at about one o'clock in the afternoon, I finally met her in Crooked Neck's forest. At the beginning, it was just small talk. It was nothing more than how did you do in the exam, which school you were going to, and so on. The two of them chatted and finished talking. It was extremely quiet. The scene was extremely awkward.
I gritted my teeth and blurted out,"Can Lan Lan be my girlfriend?" I've always liked you.
Lan Lan's face immediately turned red. But I heard the most beautiful voice of my life: "Good!"
Oh my god…this is a f * cking victory! Compared to those gay friends who plucked up their courage but were given a good card, I was so lucky. I couldn't help but think,'Thank you Mathematical Olympiad, thank you Mama, thank you CCA-V, thank you AIDS, thank you H7N9…'
Thus, the two of them kissed affectionately. From then on, the prince and princess lived a happy life. At this point in the story, there were usually subtitles.
Cao Nima's work, directed by Cao Nima, leading the lead actor Cao Nima.
But do you think I'm like those idiots? As mentioned before, I've always wanted to find a girl to be my first research subject on the female body structure. That's all. Lan Lan had unfortunately become the victim of this experiment.
As for what he liked and what he loved, he could just take it and get lost!
That day, I held Lanlan's hand for the first time. It was also the first time I felt a girl's hands were so cold in the summer.
In the following days, the barrier between me and Lan Lan seemed to be pierced. During the holidays, the two of them were like wild dogs that had lost their chains. They stuck together every day, holding hands, kissing, and so on. Many of our first times were completed through long-term cooperation, mutual supervision, sharing honor and disgrace, and treating each other with all sincerity.
But think about it, men are all models of insatiable. Aren't you tired of kissing me a few times? It was nothing more than an exchange of saliva amylases. A few days before the end of summer vacation, I had enough. I truly felt that the little universe in my heart was about to explode.
This was the furious shout of the victorious prophet! Come on! Let the cover girl of the story club come more fiercely!
One strike, Ancient, Ethereal Disintegration!
On this day, before we parted, I tried to sneak my hand onto Lan Lan's chest as I kissed her. At the age of fifteen or sixteen, her breasts had just developed. Lan Lan also put on a bra. That feeling, for an innocent young man who had just touched a girl's body, how much impact and explosive power was that?
At first, I was just gently rotating and caressing, but then it turned into kneading. Lan Lan was extremely nervous. I got even more excited and reached into her T-shirt.
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