Just as my hand was about to drill into his sturdy fortress like an excavator, Lan Lan's hand firmly grabbed my demonic claws, her eyes filled with coldness.
"What's wrong?" I asked.”
"No!" Lan Lan was resolute.
"No? What did he mean? Then, what's wrong with me touching it? You're my girlfriend now!"
"You can touch it from the outside, but you can't reach in!”
"Don't! I'll just touch it. Just one second!" I started to lie.
"Not even half!"
I'm angry. What kind of dogshit logic is this? You can touch it outside, but you can't even touch it inside! Aren't you touching both inside and outside? What was the difference? That was why women sometimes liked to fool around when they were on their own.
I remembered that I was very angry at that time. I felt that I had been greatly wronged and actually said,"You won't let me touch it? If you don't let me touch you, we'll break up!”
"So be it!" After Lan Lanbiao said this, she turned around and left in anger. There was no hesitation at all. He completely treated our relationship over the past ten days as dirt.
I was the only one left standing there in a daze for a long time. I think this might really be one of the weirdest reasons for breaking up.
Later, I shared my first love story with a gay friend of mine. My gay friend was so excited that he even rewrote this into a micro-novel.
Touch?
No!
Split?
Split!
So his first love, Podge! (Fucked)
After such a tragic and bizarre experience, I deeply understood that a girl's chest was not something you could touch as you wished. After bidding farewell to my junior high school life, my father spent a lot of money to send me to a decent high school in the county town.
The girls in high school were very different from those in middle school. It could be said that the level of the game had increased from 38 women's music to seven degrees of space! Besides, the girls in the county town all liked to dress up, and they were gorgeously dressed. It made one's heart itch and the chicken hard.
The moment I stepped into the campus, my body trembled and my anus tightened. I said boldly in my heart, Let's see how I'll have the beauty of the entire school and enjoy the blessing of the emperor…the blessing of the emperor…the blessing of the emperor…
Haha! It was just wishful thinking, why take it seriously?
Of course, in high school, dating was basically as common as not washing your hands before and after eating.
Back when I was in my first year of high school, gay friend A introduced a girl from gay friend B's class to me and said that she would be my girlfriend for free. Of course, I was happy to do so, so I ran over excitedly to take a look. In the end, the other party was actually a sh * t former Tyrannosaurus Rex.
F * ck, I was so disgusted that I almost went into shock on the spot. Fortunately, I had Ma Dingning's help to restore my stomach's mobility. So I angrily beat up my gay friend A and swore to cut ties with him. In order to salvage our friendship, Friend A went all out and poached a girl from Friend C's class and introduced her to me as her girlfriend again.
He even vowed that he would be satisfied. I followed the principle that no one could step into the same river twice, so I went to Class C to take a look. Aiyohei, he was really reliable this time. He was indeed not bad. He was 168 centimeters tall, thin, and had big breasts. Her facial features were exquisite. Thus, I stroked his head to show that I was very satisfied.
In the following month, I spent nearly a month communicating with this girl about her body structure and mental construction. Finally, a month later, I…
She was despised. The reason for her dislike was simple. I'm not her type, so I can't go to her bowl.
However, this girl was really loyal to me. After she broke up with me, she was afraid of hurting my young and fragile heart, so she introduced her biological sister who was one year younger to me.
Her younger sister had simply copied all her strengths and abandoned all her shortcomings. When I saw the photo of her wearing sexy clothes, I immediately became embarrassed.
I swore in my heart that if I didn't protect this woman in this life, I wouldn't be a human.
I spent the rest of the semester writing letters to this girl and exchanging information with her! I'm sorry, our era was around 2000! Internet cafes had yet to become popular, and QQ was still being developed. Writing letters and making pen pals was a rather fashionable way to have sex.
In the first half of the second year of high school, I successfully won her heart and opened a new chapter in history.
However, this has nothing to do with what I'm about to say.
I remember that it was a weekend before the general exams in the second half of my second year of high school. (She had been living on campus before, so she could only go home on weekends.）
When I got on the minibus, I was surprised to find that the conductor on the bus was a familiar face-Lan Lan! I was immediately dumbfounded!
Why was she here? Working part-time? That was impossible. This was obviously dropping out of school! But I remember that her grades were not bad. Why did she drop out of school? Her heart was filled with excitement for a moment, but then she thought about it. She was so miserable, she definitely didn't want to be exposed. Now that you're meeting me, wouldn't it be extremely awkward? So I quickly turned my head and pretended not to see it.
However, when she bought the tickets later, she still noticed me. I still remember her excited expression at that time. It was as if he had found a treasure that had been lost for a long time!
"Why is it you! Long time no see."
I also smiled in agreement. Long time no see. Are you alright?"
Lan Lan's eyes immediately dimmed when she asked this question. Along the way, she kept telling me about her experience. It was similar to what I had imagined. Her family's financial reasons forced her to drop out of school.
Along the way, I vaguely felt the attachment Lan Lan had when she spoke to me, just like when we were in love. It's a pity that she and I are now two completely different paths…like two parallel lines. Even if we can extend endlessly, it's impossible for us to cross each other.
When the car arrived at the station, we had to part ways.
In the following weekends, almost every time I was able to meet her on time when I got into the car! I don't know if she deliberately changed classes. Every time I met my first girlfriend on the bus home, it was a little legendary, but I didn't care much about it at the time.
Thus, we became familiar with each other again. Whenever I told her about interesting things in school in the car, she would always listen quietly, her eyes full of yearning. I wasn't interested in the things she told me at all.
Finally, after I got out of the car, she called my name and unexpectedly kissed me on the cheek, ignoring everyone's gazes on the street. I also remember telling her that I have a girlfriend in school.
I deeply remembered that a few weeks before the general examination, my girlfriend had a few words with me and then rashly proposed to break up. I said many words to coax her, but it was useless and couldn't be changed. At that time, I was completely disheartened and my heart died!
My grades were not very good, and my parents scolded me for not studying hard. The pressure of my studies was not light. In addition, the girl came to cause trouble again. His entire body was exhausted.
He met Lan Lan when he returned home on the weekend. She saw that I was listless and didn't ask why. She just sat quietly beside me and accompanied me, helping me relieve my loneliness.
When we arrived at our destination, I asked if you could accompany me for a walk or two. Even though I was just saying it casually at that time, because she was at work, it was impossible for her to accompany me.
I didn't expect Lan Lan to ask for leave without a word and walk with me on the way home. I didn't say anything as we walked. She seemed to have guessed something and just kept teasing me. Just like that, she walked to my door.
When I opened the door, I saw that there was no one at home because my family had not gotten off work yet. So I casually said,"Do you want to come in and sit?"”
He was just being polite, but unexpectedly, Lan Lan actually nodded and agreed. At that moment, my mood began to become less calm. Everyone knew that sitting down was definitely not as simple as sitting down. Don't think that I haven't watched any TV dramas from Hong Kong and Taiwan!
At this time, sitting down often had another meaning. Instead of sitting down, it was better to directly say, It would be more appropriate to lie down on my bed.
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