Actually, the incident with her had happened in recent years. So, I can clearly remember how she looked when she got into the car. The reason why I used the word 'surprised' was because she was completely different from what I had imagined.
Just think about it, a female director would definitely have a strong aura, and the aura of a king would shine for generations. She had the image of a queen.
However, what greeted my eyes was the appearance of a little girl next door. What realm was the neighbor at? She was like the childhood friend who grew up with a pig trotter in a TV series and was later raped by a bad guy. Although it was unforgettable, it was a role that could only be played because it did not have much of an aura.
I felt a huge difference in my heart. Three thousand feet straight down the stream, a cannon shot you to fly nine days. What's even more incomprehensible is that she spent an hour dressing up. An hour! Logically speaking, she should be dressed up and walk the red carpet, right? But do you know what she was wearing?
He was wearing a low-collared pink and white striped T-shirt and a pair of jeans. Looking at her makeup, she didn't even put on any makeup! An hour? You didn't break thirty cucumbers before coming out, did you? He really didn't know what girls were usually busy with!
At this point, I suddenly remembered something. It was only something that happened last month! That gay guy said that he was inviting a group of people to the beach to eat seafood. They set off at five o'clock in the afternoon! I'll be in charge of gathering the troops.
In order to avoid being late, I informed a gay friend and his wife at two o'clock in the afternoon to gather at a billiard room at three o'clock. Let's play a few rounds of pool and then leave together. He also agreed! He even said that he would set off after his wife was done with her makeup.
In the end, all of us arrived early in the morning. After playing pool, we continued to play table tennis. He called again at 4:30 pm, but when he saw that he had not arrived yet, he said that his wife's makeup was not done yet.
Then I went back to take a shower. When I came back at five o'clock sharp, he said that his wife was still in the middle of her transformation. In the end, we got angry and went straight to his house. We called him every minute and finally picked up his wife at six o'clock.
So, do you know how magical and terrifying women are?
Back to that girl, the t-shirt she was wearing was also a highlight. After all, everyone was out to play, and their image was quite important. After spending an hour carefully dressing up, I actually noticed that the t-shirt she was wearing had faint traces of a ball!
What the hell was going on? Was she a lost girl who had been kidnapped to a poor mountain area? I'm really curious if her BMW has a cardboard sticker. In fact, it was a four-wheeled human-powered vehicle!
The reason why I had such a big reaction was because that damned CC had given me such a big step. What 9.5 points female, she's a 17 points wood ear! He immediately felt a huge difference in his heart!
I looked at my gay wife. With just one look, I could read each other's thoughts. So I didn't have the mood to pay attention to that girl. Mind your own business and focus on being my chauffeur.
As soon as she got into the car, C didn't know what to say. Fortunately, his gay wife was good at this kind of situation. Then, he started chatting enthusiastically with the girl. Through the introduction, I learned her name. It was a very common name, so common that it was as common as Mei Li, Cui Hua, Ai Di, and Li Jun. Of course, I can't reveal his real name.
Later on, after we got to know each other better, we all called her Sister Lin. I'll use this to replace his name here!
Along the way, CC introduced each other enthusiastically. After introducing me, Sister Lin said in surprise," Ah! The person you're talking about is him!
I was instantly speechless. Damn it, I must have been used as a negative example again. Rub, rub, rub…
But forget it, I'm used to it anyway. This girl is not my cup of tea, so I don't need to establish any image. I often dreamed of a Buddha pointing at my nose and cursing, If you don't go to hell, who will?
I didn't say anything along the way. Actually, my ears were listening to the conversation between my wife and Sister Lin. I was also analyzing in my heart what kind of girl this girl was so that I could come up with the best attack plan for CC.
When we arrived at the fat man's location, he was so angry that he almost burst into flames. Think about it, it's a hot day, and a car full of people waited for us for a few hours. If it were me, I would have smashed your car.
Fortunately, I'm in the carriage, so Fatty Jun doesn't dare to be impudent.
However, the fat man was wearing a black business t-shirt. He was fat and had a pair of sunglasses on his face. He was a close-up of the villain boss of Hong Kong movies, East Star.
When he saw our car arrive, he immediately cursed beside us. When the gay daughter-in-law saw his appearance, she could not help but gasp! Sister Lin also frowned and muttered to her wife,""Who is this person? Why is it so scary?"
"That's right! You're like a gangster." The gay daughter-in-law echoed.
It was such a good opportunity to show off, but CC was smiling foolishly and not saying a word. I shook my head and rolled down the car window. I looked down at Fatty King and said coldly,"Idiot! Hurry up and drive. If you don't leave, I'll kill you!"
Fatty Jun was a leader. No one dared to be so impudent to him. When he heard that I was disrespectful to the leader, he was about to fly into a rage, but he saw that I kept winking at him. He immediately noticed a strange girl in our car.
His expression changed. Not only was he not angry, but he also smiled and whispered into my ear,"Who's that? Is this the girl CC was talking about?"
I nodded! "Yes!" He said.
Fatty Jun immediately ran away with his fat head and ears. He opened four circles and led the way! At that moment, I realized that I was absolutely cool. He would definitely leave an indelible image of a tall, mighty, invincible hero who would destroy the universe and save the world in the girl's heart. However, I regretted stealing CC's limelight. It's none of my business…
It can only be said that men like us are born to have entangled relationships with girls. The various methods of picking up girls had been integrated into his blood. If he wanted to change, he really couldn't change it in a short period of time. He could only say that he was wrong. My dad was wrong too. He should have shot me against the wall.
Then, they continued to move toward their destination. The destination was a scenic spot! The scenery was pretty good, and there was even a wedding photography studio nearby. While grilling, he watched the silly couples being played with by the silly photographer in all kinds of abnormal movements. It had to be said that it was a kind of enjoyment.
Fatty Jun led the way. It was unknown if he was deliberately acting cool in front of the girl, but he actually ran all the way. As expected, the four circles weren't just for show. That speed was extremely fast! Moreover, it was a mountain road. F * ck, I used my lifetime of driving skills to not be shaken off.
When I arrived at my destination and got off the car, I saw that the two girls behind me had already been stunned by my D-like technique and were lost. My gay wife was scolding me for my poor driving skills. I was still puzzled! He ran forward and knocked on the back of Fat Monarch's head, shouting,""Driving so fast is courting death! Are you in a hurry to reincarnate?"
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