Just as Fatty Jun was about to fly into a rage, I immediately said in a low voice,"I'm fighting for CC's reputation!”Fatty Jun then put on a cheeky lackey expression and ran away.
This huge contrast would cause Sister Lin to reveal a rare smile after she was tired. So I went forward and told a joke to the two girls. They laughed again and finally got rid of the shadow of motion sickness.
Actually, the joke I told at that time was not a joke. It was a real thing. It was a good opportunity to say it here for everyone to relax and entertain themselves.
My dad used to have a car, a Santana 2000! At that time, he bought a second-hand car, which was old and broken. At first, he was quite protective of it and there were no problems. But the problem is that my dad knows that his driving skills are very good. No matter what road he drives, it's like driving an F1 car.
Therefore, riding in his car was basically like experiencing the speed of life and death. The less courageous ones wouldn't even dare to open their eyes.
My grandparents live on a remote mountain. The mountain is similar to the Akinami Mountain in Initial D. There are dozens of hairpin bends. In order to show off his driving skills, my father would run up the mountain every day to pick up the two old men.
Once, my grandfather said that there was a temple fair in the city and he wanted to go down the mountain to buy something. I called him and told him not to take my dad's car, in case he got carsick. But my grandfather said that he was fine. He had never felt dizzy in his life!
Therefore, my father drove up the mountain without saying anything. He stuffed the old man into the car and drove down the mountain.
When they arrived at the foot of the mountain, they opened the car door and found that my grandfather's face had already turned ashen. When they took a closer look, they saw that the car was a mess. She was hospitalized for more than a month.
This was secondary. Later, after driving the Santana for more than a year, it started to break down one after another. Putting aside the other problems, the biggest problem was the oil leakage. Even if they said that it was leaking oil, they couldn't find out where it was leaking. In any case, the entire car smelled of gasoline. It was extremely rich!
My dad might have gotten used to it, so he didn't feel anything. As long as we passengers get on the bus, we'll vomit within five minutes. Some people might think that it's a little exaggerated, but let me tell you, it's not exaggerated at all.
Once, on the night before my wedding, a good friend of mine came from far away to attend my wedding. That night, we said we were going out for a party. A group of people suddenly gathered! But the traffic was tight! So I went to my dad to borrow a car.
The others drove to the clubhouse in other cars. My friend is my driver! I emphasized to him from the start that my dad's car is a little old and you might not be used to it.
My friend didn't seem to care." What are you afraid of? I'm just a driver in my unit. I've driven all kinds of cars before. Don't worry. There's no car in the world that I can't handle.”
Only then did I relax. Who would have thought that after driving for less than ten minutes, he would stop the car by the side. I quickly asked why, but he frowned and said to me,"I can't take it anymore. I want to vomit.”Then, she opened the car door and vomited on the ground before she even got out of the car.
That was the first time in my life that I saw a driver get carsick.
After that, the car was left by the roadside and he didn't dare to touch it again. The next day, my father personally drove it back.
The high tide was coming!
The last time he came, my grandmother suddenly called my father at night and said that she was not feeling well. She asked him to pick her up. Think about it, what will happen if you combine a hairpin and a gasoline car?
There was no later! My grandmother was critically ill, and my father sold his car…
Back to the main topic, back to the main topic!
A large group of us parked the car. The men took the barbecue and ingredients while the women held umbrellas and walked towards the barbecue site. Due to the large number of people! It seemed a little grand and dignified.
There was a tour guide in our group. He was a professional tour guide and knew that there was a place that was the best for barbecue, so we followed him to a bridge. The sun couldn't shine, and there was a cold stream. It was most suitable for barbeque.
Everyone distributed the ingredients and divided them into groups. CC knew the purpose of this barbecue trip the best, so he immediately divided me, his wife, and Sister Lin into groups. Fatty Jun and the three girls were in a group, while the other eight people were in two groups each. There were a total of four groups, and they started to eat separately.
This kind of hands-on work was actually the best time to pick up girls. Especially when it came to cooperative activities between men and women. The man took the opportunity to lend a hand. With a little help, he could show his manly nature and leave a good impression on the girls.
As the four of us got busy together, I was finally able to observe Sister Lin's actual situation from a distance. First of all, Sister Lin's figure could be considered 8.5 points. This was a very objective evaluation. He was 170 cm tall and looked like he weighed 50 kg. Of course! I don't really like girls who are too thin. According to my observation, nine out of ten skinny girls have no breasts.
Secondly, Sister Lin's skin was well-maintained, tender and fair. It was the type that was different from the others. There weren't any major flaws in her facial features. As everyone knew, all beauties had similar facial features, with big eyes, a straight nose, and a small mouth. But each had their own taste.
Her only advantage was that as long as she smiled, her pair of deep dimples would immediately give her extra points. His score was rising. It was almost nine points.
The girl next door is indeed the girl next door. She gives me a sweet yet fresh and elegant taste. Of course, I'm not talking about the taste of her lower body. I'll tell you more about the taste later.
In addition to her soft voice and gentle appearance, her ladylike nature was obvious. Yes! The overall feeling was that it was alright. It was just that there was still a huge gap from the 9.5 of the person in his heart. But what exactly was the difference?
Yes, it was the aura! Usually, when a 9.5-point top-grade weapon appeared, its aura would be extremely powerful. It was so powerful that it was as if someone was shining light on her at any time. The light could blind your dog eyes at any time, and you could only kneel and worship it. It was so piercing that even if you wanted to rub her in your mind, you were afraid that your JJ would be blinded by the light. This was a 9.5-point pure goddess.
Obviously, Sister Lin did not have such an aura today. In fact, she did not have it at all.
I remember when I was in university, I ate breakfast at a breakfast shop one day. Suddenly, he saw a girl with a haggard face. It was obvious that she had just had sex with someone. In order to rush to class, she didn't even have time to tidy up her makeup. But once you saw her face, you would never forget it. It was as if someone had stamped a stamp in your eyes. The charm was extremely strong.
My friend beside me hinted to me that she was the city flower of the university town. I suddenly understood. I always thought that a girl with a score of 9.5 should be at that level, and Sister Lin in front of me was still a lot worse.
" I have to say first that I'm an extremely lazy person. I can eat barbecue and whatnot, but if you want me to do this, then kill me!
Therefore, the matter of helping was left to the other man in our group, CC. I didn't know what to say to CC, so she went up to help. Sister Lin and I were the only ones left.
I saw Sister Lin lowering her head and tossing some ingredients on the grill. She was quite serious. I don't know if she was trying to avoid making eye contact with me. Anyway, I'm not embarrassed at all. No matter what the situation is, I'm definitely the kind of person who can go crazy at any time. Embarrassment and whatnot never belonged to me.
I have to mention the subtle geographical position between Sister Lin and me at this time.
First of all, our barbecue spot is on a slope. I'm on top and she's on the bottom. She was wearing a low-necked T-shirt that day. In addition, she was bending over with her head lowered and cooking the ingredients. Oh my god, her chest was completely exposed!
Would I miss such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity? Would I take the initiative to look away? Wouldn't this be a reckless waste?
I immediately opened my 999-thousand-foot-gold-colored dog eyes wide and shot out precise gamma-rays at a frequency of hundreds of thousands of seconds per second.
Just 0.1 microsecond later, I realized that my little heart was beating violently.
This, this was a typical weapon?
This sister was still wearing a sexy and pure pink Japanese bra today. It was the type that had a low opening and almost exposed her head. F * ck! I can feel the liquid in my mouth and outside my abdomen start to secrete. Sigh! Men are animals that can't be controlled by the brain!
The key is that her skin is extremely fair, do you know that? A snow-white neck, snow-white chest, snow-white Nana. They were like a pair of juicy crystal pears. He wished he could pounce on her and bite her to vent his anger!
When I saw the wind and water rising from my side, entering a state of no color, no self, no sky, and no earth, Sister Lin seemed to have realized something and actually raised her head to glance at me without any warning. Our eyes met when I looked at her chest! I panicked and a voice appeared in my mind. Oh my god! It was over. He was going to be scolded…
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