"Boring!"
She shut her mouth after hearing what I said. Suddenly, he did not say a word.
I felt strange and turned to look at her. She had a strange look on her face, as if she was thinking of something bad again.
"What's wrong with you?" I asked.
“XX!”She suddenly called my name.
"What?"
"I have a request!"
"What request?"
"I want to see what you guys have.”
"That thing? What is it?" I suddenly had a bad feeling.
She pointed at my fake CK." It's your thing!”
Upon hearing this, I subconsciously protected my crotch as if I was facing a great enemy. "No way!"
"Don't! Can't I just take a look?" This guy revealed an extremely flattering expression.
"No! Not even half an eye." I speak righteously, filled with righteous indignation, and I am duty-bound to work hard. Err…it should be cutting off all ties.
"Really?"
"It's more real than African diamonds!"
"Hey! You said it yourself."
"I said it. What's wrong?"
"If you don't want to, then I'll do it myself!”After saying that, this guy reacted quickly. He stretched out his hands and grabbed both sides of my crotch to pull the fake CK down!
How could I have expected this guy to be serious? I hurriedly reached out and lifted it.
My poor little underwear, just like that, the front was up, and the back was down. In an extremely stretched state, it endured the violent tearing force of two heartless humans.
After all, I am a man. As long as I hold my ground, no matter how hard she tries, she won't be able to pull me down. Besides, don't underestimate the quality of our fake goods, alright? That fake CK is so unbreakable.
Xiaohui saw that she was no match for him, so she let go. I thought she had given up! I suddenly felt an itch under my armpit and hurried to protect it. However, Xiaohui pulled hard and the fake CK was finally pulled to the end. As for me, my heart sank."We're finished!"
Xiaohui, you just left my underwear behind! The next move was a monkey stealing peaches. He actually reached around his thigh and reached for the middle part. I was so stupid back then! He did not expect her to have so many tricks up her sleeve. Who did he secretly learn this peerless divine technique from?
He was caught red-handed. F * ck, my eternal wisdom is gone forever.
There was only one thought in my mind, and that was to teach this little girl a lesson. If a f * cking tiger doesn't show its might, do you think I'm a happy Yang Yang?
At that moment, I couldn't care less. I turned around and hugged her in my arms. I pressed her head down and kissed her.
Actually, my thoughts at that time were very simple. I just wanted her to stop and teach her a lesson. It was completely out of instinct. I didn't expect the girl to be unconvinced after being kissed by me. Instead, she started kissing me fiercely. Oh my god. If you kiss me, then kiss me. Do you think I'm afraid of you?
Then, we kissed passionately and passionately.
Once the man's mouth moved, his hands would activate the automatic swimming mode. My hands pressed against her chest. I rubbed and pinched hard! After rubbing the outside, it was not enough, so he directly reached inside.
Actually, at this moment, the so-called rationality in his mind had long disappeared without a trace. At this time, if Xiaohui could stop and ask me, What do you want?
I think my answer must be: Yes!
I pushed Xiaohui onto the bed. Once we were on the bed, we became even more fearless. There was no other reason than that it was a bed. If a man and a woman did not do something shocking in bed, they would simply have the eternal reputation of humiliating the bed!
I was already naked, so of course I couldn't let her have a barrier. So I used all I had learned in my life to use the Divine Art of Random Plotting and removed the obstacles on Xiaohui's body at an unpredictable speed.
In an instant, everything that I wanted to see was revealed to my eyes.
Xiaohui was indeed Xiaohui. She had a good figure. Fat, fat, fat. Those who shouldn't be fat are also fat. Thus, the two of them exchanged blows again. I felt that the time was almost ripe, so I didn't hesitate and charged forward.
At this moment, something awkward happened.
I, who was still a little virgin, couldn't get the gist of it. I randomly stabbed outside the door, but I actually couldn't get into the key parts? It felt like you were stabbing a banana into an iron plate. Have you ever imagined the feeling of a banana?
I was anxious and puzzled. He tried to recall which divine technique book had recorded it. When such a situation occurred, it must be due to insufficient grease. When a newbie practiced, such mistakes could easily occur.
I reached out to touch it suspiciously. The mysterious part was wet. Wasn't it quite slippery? What was going on?
At this moment, Xiaohui looked at me with a mocking expression. Finally, she reached out her hand.
Women understood women the most. She had only pushed lightly, but she could easily push a thousand pounds away. It accurately matched the bullet! I leaned forward and immediately felt the most indescribable pleasure in my life. It was as if you were swimming in the deep sea or soaring above the nine heavens.
This is the best thing in the world. If someone wants to add a deadline to this pleasure, I hope it's: Ten thousand years!
However, another problem arose. I suddenly felt an unprecedented obstruction in front of me.
This obstruction was not only from the front, but also from the huge pressure that swept over from all directions.
It really made my little friend vomit blood.
I haven't figured out what's going on yet! Wen Xiaohui frowned and shouted,"It hurts! I don't want it anymore!"
Uh…Actually, I can translate this sentence in Japanese: "Fall, fall, bleat, bleat.”
My originally hot brain instantly sobered up as if someone had poured a bucket of ice water on it.
I looked at Xiaohui who was under me and asked in surprise,"You, this can't be your first time, right?”
I didn't expect Xiaohui to start crying without any warning. As she cried, she muttered,"I told you not to, but you still came!" You…"
I had no other ideas. I quickly put away my bow and got off my horse. I got up and put on my CK. The originally stiff little companion had also become limp at this moment.
"S-Sorry!" My mind was suddenly in a mess, and the scene of my good friend coming to question me kept appearing in my mind. The rationality that had flown out of the country's borders had all flown back now.
What the f * ck is going on!
"You don't love me. Why do you have to do such a thing with me?”Xiaohui continued to complain and question him. I was speechless.
Alright! Everything is my fault.
Now that I think about it, it's indeed difficult to be a man. She was clearly the one who seduced me first, but in the end, she still blamed me. In that situation, to quote a quote from Zhou Xingxing's movie: I'll f * ck you for what you should be, and if I don't f * ck you for what you're sad for!
I watched as Xiaohui got up and put on her clothes. She sobbed as she carried her big bag and limped out of my room.
At first, I thought she was pretending. After she left for a while, I leaned against the window to check on her. She was still limping.
I wondered how lethal that membrane was! Such a heroic and domineering girl was actually tortured by a membrane until she was half-paralyzed. Could it be that she was born with a thicker membrane? Would he die from excessive blood loss once he pierced it?
After that, I also carefully searched my bedsheets to see if there was that legendary red stain. If there was, it would be good to cut it out and keep it as a collection. However, he still couldn't find anything. This is also one of the reasons why I've been struggling for so many years. Or did he lose his virginity?
Xiaohui's story came to an end. After that, she naturally didn't tell my gay friend about it. He also never came to my house to surf the internet. They met less and less often, and even if they did, they would deliberately avoid each other.
This incident told us that any obese woman would have a fatter membrane than ordinary people due to the collateral effect.
Yes! That should be the case.
The first two mentioned were aged wines that had been aged for a long time. They were used as appetizers for everyone to start eating. Next, they would really enter the theme of this article.
I'll try my best to pick the best ones. Everyone would be dumbfounded and die from foaming at the mouth. Alright then! Let's continue serving the dishes! Err, no, it should be called the Mo-ear vegetable.
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