Some people might think that Xiaohui was the best. After all, such an open girl was rare. I can only laugh at such a gay friend. It's not your fault that you have long hair and short knowledge, but it's your sorrow to belittle yourself and make a conclusion. You have to know that the world is big and there are all kinds of strange people. I will continue to slowly explain it to everyone.
Next, I'll tell you a little masterpiece in my eyes! This seemed to be able to explode. Because I have her Q.
Vaguely, it was probably during the summer vacation when I was a freshman! I was alone at home, practicing the great method of spanking. After playing for a few days, he felt bored to death, so he asked a few friends to go to the county town to have a drink and share their thoughts on action movies. Men! Nothing good would come from staying together. It was nothing more than talking about biological sisters and f * cking sisters.
Hence, she found a few gay friends on the street and set her destination at a food stall by the First Bridge. On summer nights, eating seafood and drinking beer were undoubtedly the best pastimes.
At that time, there were four men and one woman. The woman was the wife of a gay friend's childhood sweetheart. We call her gay daughter-in-law. This woman has long been like a brother to us. Everyone knew that when the relationship between men reached a certain level, gender was no longer important.
The five of them drank for a while and chatted for a while. Then, they suddenly felt that something was missing.
I asked the fellow daoists,"Are there any supplies recently?" Call a few out. It's good to warm up the atmosphere." It had been a fine tradition for thousands of years that men wanted to hug girls when they drank.
The other three men shook their heads and looked at the only gay daughter-in-law.
At that time, she was already working and had entered society. She should have a supply of goods.
The gay daughter-in-law had always been domineering. Without hesitation, he took out his phone and started typing. After a few phone calls, he snapped his fingers at us."Done!"
About twenty minutes later, two girls came up from downstairs. One of them had an ordinary appearance and did not have any special points.
But the other one was not worth mentioning. He was 168 centimeters tall and had an innocent and shy face. He also had two huge headlights. F * ck, this was simply a stunner in the world, the best in the world!
The three of them drooled.
Then there was a girl! It was necessary to persuade him to drink. As the saying goes, if a woman doesn't get drunk, a man doesn't have a chance! The wolves all displayed their male charm, those who should open their screens, those who should dance. He did not hold back his trump card!
However, the girl who had no sexual desires said that she already had a boyfriend. She said that if she drank, her boyfriend would be unhappy. Therefore, he refused to drink. He chose to drink.
That's good too. Even if you wanted to drink it, I would still think that you were wasting my money. So the four of us used all our strength to persuade the other big-breasted, pure, and pure Wang Mei to drink two glasses no matter what.
At first, this girl had the demeanor of a lady from a wealthy family, pushing away wine whenever it came. He said that he did not drink at all. After being coaxed and deceived by us, he only had one or two drinks.
During this time, I also found out that this girl's name was Jingjing! Hehe…what a good name.
Seeing her shy and reluctant look, our hearts itched. It was as if he could hear the desperate cries of a female cat on a spring night.
If you don't drink, there are ways to make you drink.
"Then let's play boxing! Whoever loses will drink!" I suggest.
"But I won't!" Jingjing was troubled.
"It's very simple. A three-year-old can do it. I'll teach you! Just the simplest fifteen or twenty!”
"What? Fifteen or twenty?" Jingjing was actually interested. "I often watch people play this in movies. I've always wanted to learn it!”
When I heard this, I couldn't help but be overjoyed. This girl had a chance. Hence, he quickly explained the rules to her. Jingjing was a smart child and learned it in a few moves.
Okay, the game officially began.
As everyone knew, after puberty, the IQ of a girl was completely replenished by her chest and buttocks. As for her brain? I can only say hehe!
Not to mention Jingjing, who had no actual combat experience. Look at her big breasts, you can tell that there's definitely nothing in her head. Big boobs but no brains!
In the beginning, he had settled her in a few moves. She drank three glasses in a row.
I thought she would back off! I didn't expect Jingjing to be so strong! He was the type of player who would become fiercer the more he fought.
Alright! Then everyone would take turns to come again.
Hence, after a few more rounds, from a three-point cup at the beginning to a full cup at the end. During this period, we deliberately went easy on her and lost a few matches. We drank a few big glasses and let her taste some sweetness. (Actually, we were a little thirsty too.)）
Jingjing was proud to see that she had made a small achievement. However, the result was that she drank four bottles of Budweiser.
At this moment, her cheeks were red and her eyes were blurry. She was no longer as delicate as before. Every word she spoke was accompanied by a few high-decibel screams. It's an eye-opener for us!
If she lost, she would scream! Ah…I lost again! Ah...
If she won, she would also scream! Ah…I won! You drink, ah…
We were all dumbfounded when we heard that. Even Shao's movies couldn't produce such a comedy scene!
The entire stall ran over to see what was going on at our table. They thought it was some bloody and violent sexual activity. It made us feel extremely awkward.
Finally, after Jingjing drank another bottle, she began to shake her head vigorously, indicating that she could not drink anymore.
The four of us smiled at each other. The show could finally begin! Hahahaha…
"You're not drinking anymore?" I asked.”
Jingjing shook her head." I'm not drinking anymore!”
"Hey! We're such domineering men. Let's have some fun this time!”
"How?" Jing Jing was quite cooperative.
I pointed at my good friend, the rich guy, and said to Jingjing,""Play with him. If you win, go touch the hardest part of his body. If you lose, then let him touch the softest part of your body. How was it? Do you dare?"
As soon as I said this, the rich guy immediately gave me a grateful look. Looking at his eyes, it was as if he wanted to thank his eighteen generations of ancestors.
Jingjing looked at me with contempt." How obscene!”
"Look at what you're saying. I'm not forcing you to play. They were all adults, what was there to be afraid of? However, since you are a girl, if you win, you will be allowed to use your chopsticks to pinch the hardest part of his body. How was it? I've already taken a step back. If you're still unwilling, then we'll continue to play and drink.”I continued to provoke her.
"Bah! I'll play then. Why should I be afraid of him? I'll definitely win.”Jingjing said as she gestured. He was going to do a big job. Once a woman drinks too much, what can't she do? Moreover, I've long observed that Jingjing has the potential to become a teenager.
The girl who accompanied her did not stop her, but just watched the show from the side. That was how it ended up in a classic scene.
Okay, the game began.
In the first round, I gave Kaizi a look. Kaizi immediately understood.
"Fifteen, twenty!"
" Ah... I won, ah..." Jingjing cheered. Kai Zi was dejected.
"Hey, rich guy, a man should be able to afford to lose. Jing Jing, punish her!”I encouraged him.
At first, I thought Jingjing would refuse. Who would have thought that this fellow would not say anything else. He picked up his chopsticks and ruthlessly stabbed between his legs, three points below his navel. His momentum was extremely fierce. It was as if he wanted him to die without any descendants. I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
Damn, this girl was really hateful.
Before Kai Zi could dodge, he was stabbed by the chopsticks and immediately shouted. That cry was extremely tragic. It made my hair stand on end. What about Jing Jing? He had a pair of chopsticks in his hand, and he had the expression of someone who could control the world.
No one dared to speak. They just looked at Kai Zi quietly and listened to his voice.
Unexpectedly, Kaizi was furious." Again!”
"Fine!" Jingjing was extremely proud.
So the second round began. Who was that rich guy? That was the so-called Little Dragon of the winery, the little ladybug of the casino. Playing this game with him? Haha…
"Fifteen! Twenty!" Pa, pa, both sides punched.
It was obvious that Jing Jing had lost.
Kai Zi slammed the table and stood up. He pointed at Jing Jing with his index finger." Hey! I'm willing to bet and admit defeat. Don't go back on your word. I want revenge.”
Jingjing slammed the table and stood up." Who's cheating? Come then!" She puffed out her chest. It was as if he was not afraid of you messing around, but afraid that you would not come.
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