Hu Yifei was half-lying on the sofa, leisurely watching the cooking competition on TV. She was knitting a sweater while Zeng Xiaoxian sat next to her, eating chewing gum and dipped it in milk. Li Canglan walked into the doorway.
Are you going to be a housewife in the art competition?”
Hu Yifei looked at Li Canglan with disdain and said,"Of course, I have both virtue and talent!"”
Li Canglan couldn't help laughing and picked up the chopsticks on the table."Your 'old lady' not only betrayed your age but also your character." Cooking competition? If you can do it
If they ate it, all the scavengers in the world could work in five-star hotels! I've only seen people use wooden sticks as fire sticks, but I've never seen people use chopsticks as knitting needles!”
Hu Yifei defended herself." Who said that? Even if the food I cook is a little difficult to swallow, at least my knitting skills are not bad.”
Li Canglan continued to be sarcastic. Last time, you lost a bet with me and said that you would help me knit a sweater. In the end, after I put it on, I realized that my hands were short. One side was basically short-sleeved, and the other side was sleeved.
My trousers are still long. If you can't tell, you'll think I'm disabled!!”
Of course, Hu Yifei tried to defend herself." Hmph, you already have long and short arms. What does it have to do with the sweater I knit?”
Li Canglan almost turned his back when he heard this. He said," It's fine if you have long or short arms, but you also have three arms. The third one comes out from your belly button! Thank you, I've lived for more than 20 years with this third hand
Even my mother, who gave birth to me and raised me, doesn't know!”
Hu Yifei continued to argue," Do you think you're not a three-handed person? The last time you stayed at the hotel, you had three pairs of slippers, seven pairs of socks, and even half of the shower gel that was left in your pocket. You even dropped it when you were paying at the front desk.
Come out, OH, don't tell anyone you know me when you go out in the future. I'm not familiar with you!”
Li Canglan immediately wanted to explain when he heard this. He said,"Your conscience was eaten by a dog. Three pairs of slippers, two pairs are yours, and you still have the cheek to say…"
He listened to the two people's sarcastic words with interest.
"Yo, your conscience has been eaten by a dog! Are you hungry or something?”Hu Yifei quickly interrupted him and said," Cut the crap. The show is about to start!”
The TV said," The judges of this cooking competition include Lu Renjia, who is known as the spatula beauty in the industry, and someone who is almost 40 years old but still young at heart..."
Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at him with disdain and said," What kind of rubbish show are you watching?" Zeng Xiaoxian's voice gradually became softer as he stared at the TV with his mouth agape!
Hu Yifei smiled at Zeng Xiaoxian and said," Why don't you look at her? Why are your eyes so wide open? Isn't she just a beauty with a spatula? I'll show you a spatula someday!"”
Zeng Xiaoxian turned a deaf ear and watched the TV. A man in a suit and a chef's hat walked out of the screen. The host interviewed him."As the main judge of this competition, may I ask what is the most delicious dish you have ever eaten?
？”
The man smiled mysteriously at the camera." In my third year of university, when I was starving to death, my girlfriend secretly cooked a bowl of instant noodles for me. It was the most beautiful meal of my life."
Zeng Xiaoxian clenched his chopsticks and gnashed his teeth. She clearly snuck back to the dormitory in the middle of the night and snatched my dinner!”
Li Canglan and Hu Yifei laughed. Zeng Xiaoxian didn't expect this to happen. Hu Yifei smiled and said," When you were in college, you were so passionate and became someone else's girlfriend.
The borders are much more open!" Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Hu Yifei angrily.
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Hu Yifei's eyebrows were like silk as she said," To be honest, I like you very much. I like your eyes, your happy expression, the way you walk, the way you act cute, and even the way you sleep.”
Li Canglan drank his milk and asked in surprise,"Are you talking about me?"”
Hu Yifei's tone suddenly changed, and she raised her eyebrows." But what angers me the most is that you're shedding fur instead of catching rats!”
Li Canglan looked up and found Hu Yifei holding a white cat in her hand. He smiled and said,"Look at me, I never shed fur."”
Hu Yifei put down the cat in her hand and said," But I've never seen you catch a rat!”
Li Canglan looked curiously at the cat in Hu Yifei's hand and asked,"Where did you get this cat?"”
Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei said righteously," There was once when I had an urgent matter and needed to go online. The Internet cafe was too noisy, so I chose to stay in a hotel that had an hour room. I told the brainless waiter that I couldn't go online without a cat. In the end,
They gave me this."
"Oh right, I never understood what a part-time room was for. Who would be so bored to go in and only sleep for two to three hours? Now I understand. I'm going to post this discovery on Weibo!”
"Don't you know that sleeping too much will make your head stupid?”Hu Yifei said,"Hey, Li Canglan, if you're hard, then you're hard. If you're not hard, then you're not hard. What are you doing?"”
Li Canglan smiled wretchedly and looked at Hu Yifei.”
Hu Yifei certainly knew what Li Canglan was referring to but she was naturally tough and wouldn't let herself show weakness. She said directly,"I said your milk. I don't know if it's Melamine."
Did she go to grandma's house?"
Li Canglan rolled his eyes at Hu Yifei and said,"Do you think Zhu Zi and Er Niu really like each other? Maybe they've already found a room."
…Is there a result?"
Hu Yifei looked down on Li Canglan. It was only the first day they met. Even if they had a pregnancy test, it wouldn't be able to tell! I'm afraid that they'll be so enthusiastic now, and when the time comes
Please don't become Siamese twins! In this day and age, some people would fall in love to death without even touching, while some people would get tired of sleeping without even loving!”
Li Canglan sighed in loneliness as if he was an accomplished monk."Not everyone is like this. A good man like me definitely won't!" Perhaps this world will never again
You can't find a good man like me!”
Hu Yifei snorted." If you're a good man, then men are really going extinct! I really admire your beard. It's actually so hard. For someone as thick-skinned as you, how did your beard break out of the ground?”
Li Canglan was not willing to be outdone."Oh, really? No matter how thick my skin is, it's not as thick as yours. You see, according to you, my beard is so hard, but it still can't pierce your face!" Look, Er Niu is prettier than you
Too often?"
Hu Yifei said disdainfully," What's normal? Did he grow a beard?"”
Li Canglan said unhappily,"I'm talking about her temperament. She's like the daughter of a rich family, gentle, elegant and charming!"”
Hu Yifei said," Miss? Me too!"
Li Canglan looked at Hu Yifei and said disdainfully,"Miss, you're just a jack!"”
Hu Yifei no longer argued with Li Canglan. She talked about Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu and said to Li Canglan,"Hey, I'm talking about serious matters. Look at how the two of them are getting married so quickly. You…"
Think of a way to calm down. I keep feeling that this matter isn't that reliable. It hasn't been long. Do you think that Wang Tiezhu, this grandson, is abducting an ignorant girl?”
Li Canglan didn't believe it when he heard this. He knew Tian Erniu's temper and said directly," It takes two to clap. I can guarantee that the girl and your Hanhan are willing!”
Hu Yifei said angrily," Who said that it takes two to clap? Do you believe that I'll give you a slap right away?!"”
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