In iPartment, Hu Yifei and Li Canglan were still in a stalemate. Hu Yifei said,"Are you going to obey or not?"”
Li Canglan looked at Hu Yifei and said with grief and indignation,"Hu Yifei, if you dare to rape me again, I'll…I'll pretend to be dead!"”
The two of them stood opposite each other for a long time. Hu Yifei waved her hand and said," I was just joking with you. Did you take it seriously?”
Li Canglan's expression instantly cooled as he sat on the sofa.”
Hu Yifei looked at Li Canglan's lost expression and leaned closer."Yo, you really look a little lost. Why? Do you really like me?"”
Hearing this, Li Canglan looked like a frightened mouse and suddenly said,"What a joke. Brothers are like hands and feet, and women are like clothes. Would I, Li Canglan, lose myself for a piece of clothing?"”
Hu Yifei wasn't a weakling either. She didn't give in at all." Women are like clothes, but this one of mine has an aura that you can't wear. Don't even think about it."”
If this situation continued to develop, Li Canglan would be at a disadvantage. Li Canglan swallowed and changed the topic.”
Hu Yifei said without thinking," Forget it. They're not easy to deal with. That Zhu Zi actually dared to propose like this. Now that he's been beaten up, he's probably preparing to go all the way north and won't look back until he hits the south wall.
It was over. Er Niu, on her QQ, would never add a second time to the man she deleted. She would never look at the man she dumped a second time! These two people were destined to be fated to be apart!”
Hearing Hu Yifei's high-end opinion, Li Canglan said," When you fall in love, you see the other party's strengths. When you get married, you have to live with the other party's shortcomings. Now they couldn't even accept each other's good points.
I think it's completely hopeless."
While the two of them were pondering, Hao Shuang walked over with a phone in her hand and said to Hu Yifei," Yifei, a call came from the police station!”
Hearing this, Li Canglan looked at Hu Yifei in surprise." Did the police station send someone to arrest you after you crippled the pillar?"”
Hu Yifei said disdainfully," Even if he wants to sue me, the court should be the one looking for me. What's the police station doing?”
However, the two of them were still unreliable. Li Canglan suspected,"Maybe the judge skipped the trial and directly arrested the groom when he saw that his hands and feet were broken!"”
"Stop guessing and shut your jinx.”Hu Yifei picked up the phone and said," Hello? What? Is there such a thing? Alright, I'll be right there!"
Li Canglan stood up.”
Hu Yifei said," You guessed right. But it's just the two of them. I have to go and rescue them!”
Li Canglan volunteered.”
Hu Yifei looked at Li Canglan and said," Forget it. You shouldn't go and help look after the house. If something really happens, one less death is one. Living is the last word!”
Li Canglan said," I'll still accompany you. Living isn't the hard truth. As a man, living and being tough is the truth."”
These words made Hu Yifei look at Li Canglan in a different light. She said in surprise,"I didn't expect you to be so manly at a critical moment!"”
Li Canglan climbed up the pole." That's right. I'm still proud to hold the mysterious thing of the sky above my head and the huge object of the earth under my feet. This is called indomitable spirit.”
However, Hu Yifei did not want to be outdone and said," One thing that I'm still proud of is that I've stepped on you, an indomitable fellow, hehe.”
Li Canglan said dejectedly,"Don't break my cold water at this critical time, okay?"”
Hu Yifei supported Li Canglan and said disdainfully,"If you don't want cold water, then you have to be able to stand it even if I pour boiling water on you!"”
Li Canglan probed,"Did you find any other advantages?"”
Hu Yifei smiled and approached Li Canglan, patting the left side of his face. Your greatest strength is that you are useless at critical moments.”
"Ah?" Li Canglan asked.
Hu Yifei picked up her coat and put it on, saying," What do you mean by 'ah'? Didn't you say that you'd accompany me? Let's go. If we don't go now, the duck egg yolks will soon fall down the mountain."”
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Hu Yifei and Li Canglan came to the door of the police station together. Li Canglan shrank his head and stood at the door with fear and hesitation. Hu Yifei took a few steps forward and saw Li Canglan still standing at the door.
" Your leg is cramping and you can't walk?"”
Li Canglan stuttered slightly."I, Li Canglan, have been studying hard since I was a child. I've been law-abiding and have never been to the police station except for my ID card and passport. This time, there's no reason."
He didn't feel very confident when he came to the police station!”
Li Canglan looked at Hu Yifei's disdainful expression and asked curiously," Why are you so calm and familiar? How many times have you been caught?"”
Hu Yifei sneered at Li Canglan."Who am I? Can I be the same as you? They can't stop me if I want to, and they can't stop me if I want to leave. Don't you know that I was there when I made a scene in Heaven?"
Which corner of the room was peeing in open-crotch pants! Cut the crap and go in!" He walked back to Li Canglan's side and kicked him."You're a bicycle, aren't you?”
Suddenly, Hu Yifei pulled Li Canglan's arm and made a shushing gesture. Li Canglan felt as if his hand was holding him. It was warm and smooth. Hu Yifei's gently rippling hair was beside him, fragrant and pleasant.
It was refreshing. Unknowingly, they were one centimeter closer. Hu Yifei looked around and listened attentively. She held her breath and stood still." Don't talk. There's someone!"”
When he heard this, he felt that Hu Yifei's actions were unnecessary. He said helplessly," There are six billion people living on Earth. You can kill a few of them just by going to the toilet. What's so strange about meeting a few people?”
Hu Yifei said sternly," There's a bad guy!”
Li Canglan joked,"Hmph, bad guy, you smell demon again, Brother Monkey?"”
Hu Yifei looked at Li Canglan and anxiously covered Li Canglan's mouth. Li Canglan was suffocated and wanted to struggle but couldn't. He simply rolled his eyes and stopped breathing.
Her hands were soft and her mind shook, she stopped struggling.
Two people entered the room. One of them was burly, while the other was wretched and cowardly. The burly man said to Fang Yan," Police station, I'm a hooligan. I'm here to cause trouble with a kitchen knife!" Hey, there's someone in the corner. Who is it? Sneaking around.
Come out quickly!"
Hu Yifei let go of Li Canglan's left hand and pushed him to the side. She said with a murderous look,"Did you just say get lost?"”
Of course, the burly man did not look at a 'little lady' like Hu Yifei. He immediately said unyieldingly," Who are you? Why are you hiding in the corner?”
Hu Yifei gritted her teeth and said," Did you just say get lost?”
The lackey beside him said to Boss," She doesn't seem to be able to hear you. Could she be deaf?”
Hu Yifei glared at the lackey and said coldly," The adults are talking, how can you interrupt!"”Then, her gaze fell on the burly man's face." You said to get lost just now?”
Li Canglan looked at Hu Yifei's cold eyes and her hands rubbing together. He knew that something was wrong and quickly whispered in Hu Yifei's ear," Brother Monkey, we're here to beg for food."
Master told you not to kill the innocent! Moreover, these two demons did not seem to be easy to deal with!”
Hu Yifei looked at Li Canglan with disdain and said,"How did you come out with me? It's because you always look up at others 135 degrees that others always look down on you 45 degrees!" When you were catching monsters, when were you
How can I not make things worse?"
After Hu Yifei complained to Li Canglan, she turned to the hooligan with a charming smile." Mr. Hooligan, do you know how to write the word 'scram' you just said?”As you all know,
Hu Yifei's bad temper.
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In the 18th interrogation room, a square table was filled with chairs. Wang Tiezhu, Tian Erniu, Li Canglan, and Hu Yifei sat opposite each other. A police officer on duty was holding a notebook and swinging back and forth. Li Canglan cried,
He didn't expect that before he could save the person, he would fall into the trap first.”
Hu Yifei said stubbornly," They're hooligans. They came to the police station with a kitchen knife and said that they wanted to cause trouble. I can't beat them up on behalf of the heavens, but I should at least be a righteous person!”
Wang Tiezhu whispered," Sis, I just heard from the police officer that the person you beat up is called Liu Mang. The person who narrated it is called Cai Dao. The person they came to the police station to look for is called Ma Fan. Ma Fan has schizophrenia.
He had gotten lost on the street a while ago, and the two men had specially brought him back today.”
Hu Yifei defended herself righteously." Who asked him to speak Mandarin like that? Also, who asked him to say the word 'scram' to me? He's clearly asking for a beating!”
The police officer said," Then you have a reason to write the word 'scram' all over their faces?”
No matter when Hu Yifei would have a good reason to recover, she would not say it directly this time." I was teaching them how to write the word 'scram! It could also be considered as helping a group of hooligans to eradicate their crimes.
Chiaki could be considered half a spiritual mentor!”
Li Canglan heard this and smiled helplessly.”
Hu Yifei said," So you mean you want me to write one on your face for them to see, Teacher Li?”
The police officer said," Forget it, forget it. There was already one who was suffering from schizophrenia. Now, that hooligan is about to split up after being beaten up by you. If it weren't for the fact that our chief's son is chasing after you, I would have detained the few of you long ago.
If he did, it would be good enough for other people to drink plain water when they came to the police station. How could there be a Nestle? Alright, you guys chat first. Leave after half an hour! Deducting you for half an hour is already a token of my appreciation.”After saying that, f * ck
The police ran out of the door.
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