Early in the morning, the birds chirped. The first ray of sunlight shone into the East Wind Valley's house and reflected in the room of the East Wind Valley's Zaomiao.
A black-haired young man was sleeping peacefully on a blue-white sheet that was filled with the aura of a young girl. The young girl beside him seemed to be dreaming of something, and the corners of her mouth were still hanging with a smile.
However, this should have been a very warm scene, but there were two more people in it. The big sister, Jinako, and the loli frog. How could this pair of happy enemies sleep peacefully together?
Well, this matter had to start from the toad. After making a scene for a long time last night, Jinako and Frogko suddenly patted their heads and realized that their great-great-great-grandson and granddaughter had fallen asleep.
The frog yawned and said weakly,""Hah, auntie, you don't need to sleep because you're going through menopause. You don't have to pull me, right? I'm still growing.”After saying that, he used his height to crawl into the blanket barefooted. He was unusually happy to be sandwiched between Shiyu and Zao Miao, giving the illusion that they were a family of three.
Kanako was infuriated by Frog's behavior, but she did not want to be outdone and said,"“#! I want to hug my grandson to sleep tonight.”As the saying went, huge breasts had their own benefits. Kanako believed that Shiyu would subconsciously lean towards her when he fell asleep.
That was why she said that she would obediently be a poor breast for the rest of her life!
Thinking of how proud she was, Minako hugged her weapon and laughed foolishly.
…The girl was praying…
"It's so heavy…F * ck…It's like a ghost pressing the bed!”
Shiyu, who had already woken up, instinctively wanted to sit up, but the weight on his body made him lie down again. The heaviness in his chest made Shiyu think that he had encountered the legendary ghost bed.
But how could this situation stump Shiyu?
His eyes flashed as he used the legendary ultimate skill that could subdue everything.
"Demon, eat my Milk Catching Dragon Claw!”
Pa!
With a loud bang, Shiyu's ultimate skill successfully hit the culprit who was pressing down on him!
"So big ~"
Shiyu let out a sigh. Although Kanako's weapon looked spectacular from afar, he did not expect it to be bigger than it looked. Perhaps it was because of the gods, Shiyu had never seen such a big weapon drooping.
And this…size, it definitely exceeded D! I'm really grateful to my parents in this life for making me so happy.
"Achoo…"
"Hmm? Who caught a cold?" Rubbing the weapon in his hand, Shiyu looked at Sayanae and Frogko beside him in confusion. After seeing that they were still sleeping peacefully, he looked at Kanako who was sleeping on his body.
He noticed that she was looking at him with a smile on her face. When Shiyu looked at Jinako, Frog Zi rubbed her cute little nose, turned over, and used Zaomiao, who was beside her, as a pillow, and continued to sleep soundly.
In a sense, frogs didn't seem to like moving around during the day.
This... Although Kanako could get up and beat him up at any time, Shiyu still understood the principle of how to get a tiger cub without entering the tiger's den. Since the other party did not ask him to stop, he definitely could not stop. Thus, Shiyu continued to do the work at hand while bragging to Kanako,"Young lady…I can see that your glabella is black. I'm afraid that you have a big chest. Look, it's red and swollen here.”
"Then, Taoist priest, can I still be saved?”Kanako didn't mind playing with Shiyu. In addition, he called her a young girl, which made Kanako very happy.
"Yes, yes…Let me treat you again.”
"Mm-hm, has the Taoist priest been cured?"
"Not yet. I'm waiting."
"Taoist priest…"
"It's not cured yet. Don't rush me."
Just like that, Shiyu and Kanako played the doctor game tirelessly. The frog beside them made them frown, and the eye ornament on their hats showed signs of opening.
At this moment, Jinako was too comfortable. She could not help but spit out a breath that made people blush and their hearts race.”As if she was still not satisfied, Minako took a deep breath and panted even louder than last time."Yes, yes…yes!"
Finally, the frog, who couldn't take it anymore, suddenly sat up. Its amber eyes were filled with anger." So noisy, so noisy, so noisy. Can't you let me sleep?!"？”However, when she saw the situation clearly, the flames in her amber eyes were extinguished. The frog looked at the scene in front of it with its mouth wide open.
His expression froze at this moment, and he was completely dumbfounded.
"Rascal Snake, what are you doing…!!!”
…The girl was praying…
"Do you accept the daily quest to collect Suwako's PAD? Yes/No?”
Shi Yu was not surprised by the sudden appearance of the quest bar, because daily quests could only be triggered if they could be completed. For example, Shi Yu would receive a quest called collecting Remilia's fatness every day, which meant that at this time, a person named Remilia would appear.
The girl was taking off her bra.
In other words, the system genie, which would not issue any quests, had exposed Suwa's secret to Shiyu!
This was intolerable. Frog, who was a primary school student, was actually wearing a PAD…This was even more intolerable than a primary school student wearing stockings. Shiyu really wanted to strip Frog right now and see the so-called truth.
Anyway, it was nothing to look at the figure of a washboard. Shiyu said that he would do it after he came back from school.
After a while, the frog finally returned to normal, and Zao Miao was also woken up. Perhaps it was because she was too tired last night, but Zao Miao woke up later than him today. One had to know that he had been woken up by Zao Miao before this.
"Zaomiao's breakfast is really delicious, unlike that useless brother of yours. He was actually seduced by a middle-aged woman who was undergoing menopause. He's really too useless. There's clearly a young and beautiful girl here, but she insisted on looking for a middle-aged woman.”
Frog ate the steak in front of him fiercely. He cut Beef-kun into small pieces one by one, thinking it was Kanako or Shiyu. Then, he put the beef into his mouth with a fork.
"I told you not to call me auntie anymore! I clearly look like I'm only 20 years old, and I'm young and beautiful. Young lady, are you talking about early seedlings?”Kanako covered her face. Sometimes, Frog was even more thick-skinned than her. After all, Samie was still by her side. As the heir of herself and Frog, she could not let Samie see them like this.
Fortunately, Shinako had successfully brought the topic back to Hayana. In Hayana's eyes, Shinako and Frog were still very moral.
However, in Shiyu's eyes, the two gods were completely cute. Their moral integrity had long been lost last night, but these two unreliable gods seemed to be much easier to 'tease' than Zaomiao.
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