"Zao Miao…?"
When he opened his eyes, Shiyu saw an unfamiliar ceiling. He vaguely remembered that after Zao Miao dripped a drop of blood, the statue exploded!
If Shiyu remembered correctly, their shrine was probably gone. F * ck, the entire shrine was blown up! Recalling the situation at that time, Shiyu could not help but curse.
"What a bastard god!"
"Who are you calling a bastard?"
The purple-haired lady sitting next to him was smoking a pipe as she looked at him calmly. Her red clothes were especially eye-catching, giving Shiyu the feeling that she was a matchmaker in ancient times.
"You're scolding a bastard!" Shiyu wanted to call him a bastard, but fortunately, his brain reacted quickly. Otherwise, he would have fallen into the gods 'trap.
"…Brat, I'm a god, can't you show some respect?”The purple-haired lady put down her pipe and looked at him with disappointment.
"Don't think that I don't know that I accidentally triggered some kind of restriction because I didn't enter the shrine from the main entrance!”
Shiyu had already understood why Zaomiao, who had entered the shrine before him, did not hear the gods 'words. It was because he did not enter through the main entrance, which coincidentally triggered some kind of restriction.
The purple-haired man nodded in agreement. He picked up his pipe and started smoking again. He was still breathing out smoke. He looked like an old man. Shiyu really couldn't help but complain. Were all gods so unreliable?
"Brat, are you talking bad about me?”
"…Haha, how is that possible?"
…The girl was praying…
The conversation with Kanako was very pleasant, and Shiyu could not help but feel surprised. He felt as if he had lived with Kanako for a long time, because Kanako obviously knew a lot about him.
For example, when he was young, Shiyu tried his best to act like a naughty child so that his parents in this life would not feel that he was a freak. He would peek at Zaomiao bathing, make her cry, teach her to do bad things, and so on.
"As expected of a god. You only remember my embarrassing things. Why didn't you mention the fact that I've won the three good students countless times?”Shiyu cursed in his heart, but he put on the appearance of a good student.
"Hey…you were so naughty when you were young. You always played with the statue in your arms and often scribbled on it.”Kanako was still reminiscing about Shiyu's embarrassing moments when he was young, and she looked like an unusually gossipy woman.
Shiyu was about to doze off. It was midnight, and the explosion of the shrine had just passed. He still had to clean up the ruins tomorrow, and his main mission was to investigate the Boli Shrine.
Thinking about Shiyu who had so many troubles, she couldn't help but want to sleep even more.
As for Zao Miao, she was sleeping peacefully beside Shiyu. She was still wearing a witch costume that made Shiyu feel like she was cosplaying. Her steady breathing made Shiyu feel relieved. Weren't there two gods? The snake was a big sister, but the frog couldn't be a big sister too, right? Could it be a loli?
"Minako, so many years have passed, but you still can't change that bitch's characteristics.”Just as Shiyu was maliciously criticizing whether the frog was a loli or not, a mature baby voice entered his ears.
He looked at the door. What a f * cking loli.
She had short golden hair and wore a straw hat that looked like a frog's eye. She was wearing the clothes of an ancient Japanese official. She was probably less than 1.4 meters tall and looked like a primary school student. Although Shiyu did not like lolis, she still looked quite attractive in her outfit.
"Then why don't you take a look at that person? The place that should be big is still so small." As she spoke, Kanako proudly stuck out her chest. Her chest was huge, and Shiyu's gaze followed Kanako's weapon as it jumped up and down.
As the saying goes, a bastard doesn't take advantage of others. Shiyu looked at Kanako's weapon and clicked his tongue.
"Shinako…don't make me angry, you obese patient!”
"Frog…what did you say? You're a poliotic!"
Shiyu could not help but find it amusing to watch the two of them quarrel like primary school students. Especially when the eyes on Loli's hat suddenly turned vertical, Shiyu was very curious about what they were.
"Bastard, my name is Suwako. Don't insult my name, you unwanted snake.”
"Toad, go to the side. I'm catching up with my great-great-great-great-grandson. Why are you meddling?”
"Toad? What's that…?" The frog tilted its head and looked confused.
Shiyu was speechless.
"..."
…The girl was praying…
Although I don't know the difference between a toad and a frog, Zao Miao and I have two great-great-great-great-grandmothers today. In fact, they should be our ancestors.
Of course! How could such a thing be allowed! Even if they were the ancestors of the Dongfeng Valley family, I wouldn't call these two unreliable gods grannies.
What was that? You can't even be my mother!
However, I heard from Kanako that they only create their offspring through divine power and blood. They don't need to go through the process of making children like humans.
I was skeptical about this. Perhaps I would personally verify the authenticity of this one day.
But was that frog who was fiddling with his hat with a blank expression really the mature little adult from before?
He really wanted to know what kind of expression she would have when she found out what a toad looked like…
She wouldn't cry, right? Oh, it was quite interesting to think about it…
Hey, Minako, are you a worm in my stomach? Where did you find this toad?
What, in my pond? What's wrong with my pond?
Pfft, what do you mean I just caught one randomly? The pond has already been demolished, you bastard!
Ah, you guys are quarreling again. I'm so sleepy. I'm going to sleep.
Shiyu took one last look at Shinako and Frogko. With mixed feelings, he hugged Saka and slowly closed his eyes…Tomorrow would be a new day.
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