It had been more than a month and a half since the start of school.
"Today, there shouldn't be anyone coming to find trouble with me, right?”，Before Zhang Yifan walked into the classroom, he recited the names of all the gods and Buddhas he knew in his heart. Then, he thought to himself uneasily. In this one and a half month, he had been troubled by those idiots in school. Ever since he had successfully dunked in the air on the court that day, there was an endless stream of people who came to find trouble with him every day.
The first one was naturally Coach Tang Ming, who was in charge of the school's basketball team. He wanted Zhang Yifan to join the No.1 Middle School's basketball team like a treasure. They even said that as long as he, a basketball genius, teamed up with the basketball prince Zhou Junruo, there would be no high school basketball team in C City that could compete with them. Even in the entire country, he was probably invincible. At that time, fame and fortune would roll in like the surging Yangtze River, like the Yellow River flooding out of control. This really made people wonder if these things were prepared in advance at his house. However, when Zhang Yifan thought of Bai Yue's gentle figure when she comforted Zhou Junruo after the game that day, his calm attitude after the game, and how he had to watch Bai Yue and Zhou Junruo get along with each other day and night after he joined the basketball team, he was filled with jealousy and anger. Therefore, he rejected Coach Tang Ming's invitation with the excuse that he had already accepted the invitation from the school's mixed martial arts team. In the end, it was said that Coach Tang Ming was so sad that he didn't eat breakfast for three days in a row, and he almost broke off with the mixed martial arts coach he had known for decades.
The second was those infatuated fans who were pursuing Long Tingting in school. Based on Zhang Yifan's performance, it was unlikely that these idiots would challenge him in boxing or basketball. However, Zhang Yifan had always believed in the old saying," A gentleman who doesn't take revenge is not a gentleman." Therefore, on the second day of school, he made a wrong decision that he had always regretted. He wanted to take revenge on Long Tingting, who used him as a shield and took advantage of him to kick him when he was down.
Zhang Yifan finally put his revenge plan into action after planning it over and over again. He first grabbed a big, fat cockroach from a dark corner of the pantry. Then, he took advantage of the opportunity to move the chemical experiment equipment needed for the next class from the school laboratory and used the high-pressure alcohol jet lamp in the laboratory to cruelly and inhumanely turn this poor cockroach into a standard charcoal cockroach. In the end, he sneakily put the charcoal cockroach into Long Tingting's pencil case.
However, what happened next was beyond Zhang Yifan's expectations. When the chemistry class began, all the students in the classroom except Zhang Yifan were watching the chemistry teacher on the podium doing an extremely dangerous experiment. Suddenly, a non-human, extremely terrifying scream that was conservatively estimated to exceed 1000 decibels erupted from a corner of the classroom.
As a result, due to the influence of Long Tingting's scream, which could be said to be comparable to Shaolin's " Lion Roar," the chemistry teacher accidentally used nearly ten times the mass of the two gases that were prepared to be mixed! What was even more careless was that his hands trembled and he pressed the power switch of the electronic ignition plug that was used to start the fire.
According to the scientific data obtained by countless ancestors, under the stimulation of electric sparks, the mixture of hydrogen and oxygen immediately expanded at an extremely fast speed. The direct effect of this expansion was that the hair of all the students sitting near the podium (almost all of them were girls), including the hair of the chemistry teacher who was doing the experiment and Long Tingting, the target of Zhang Yifan's revenge, all turned into a radioactive explosive hairstyle after a loud but harmless sound.
Therefore, on the day Long Tingting learned the truth of the incident, all the girls in Grade One, Class Four announced to the public,""As long as anyone can beat Zhang Yifan in any way, all the girls in class four are willing to date him!”
Zhang Yifan's hellish days began.
At first, things were quite normal. The teenagers who were confused by Meise still challenged Zhang Yifan in a more civilized way. The content was nothing more than some zither, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, songs, and other things that the ancients used to be artsy and purely mental work. As for physical fitness, only an idiot would compete with him, a freak who could tie with a national first-class mixed martial arts athlete, and then glide nearly five meters over Zhou Junruo, who won the MVP of last year's National High School Basketball League, before slamming the ball.
According to Zhang Yifan's original intention, he would never accept these competitions. However, the boys in Grade One, Class Four wanted to " bring honor to the class " and the girls wanted to " tell the chemistry teacher the truth if they didn't win the competition." Zhang Yifan had no choice but to fight with all his might. However, what puzzled Zhang Yifan the most was that Ling would agree with these people's ridiculous behavior! He even said that participating in such combat activities could help Zhang Yifan improve his knowledge and reaction speed in all aspects as soon as possible. Zhang Yifan couldn't help but curse in his heart."F * ck! Didn't you say all the good and bad things by yourself?”
However, with the help of Spirit, Zhang Yifan used his non-human brain to master the official languages and knowledge of almost all the countries on Earth in just six weeks. Of course, his popularity on the school's billboard also skyrocketed. He had already left Zhou Junruo far behind. Even if Zhou Junruo won ten national MVP awards, he would not be able to catch up to him. According to Wang Chao, in the next 100 years, Zhang Yifan would be the only person in C City No.1 Middle School who could establish such a huge advantage in less than two months.
On the other hand, the hot-blooded youths who had been defeated repeatedly remembered the maxim that a great man had said," The creativity of the masses is endless." They came up with many unimaginable and eye-opening competitions. They competed in eating, sleeping, weight, height…There was even one time when someone proposed to compete with Zhang Yifan to see who could pee further and longer. In short, there was nothing that could not be done, only something that could not be imagined.
Finally, Zhang Yifan and Ling decided to give up and surrender after enduring endless harassment for six weeks. From then on, Zhang Yifan had also concluded the three laws of women based on the experience and foundation of his predecessors.
The first rule was, never go shopping with a woman, or you'll die of exhaustion!
The second rule was, never reason with a woman, or you would be angered to death!!
The third rule was also the one that Zhang Yifan had the deepest understanding of. It was to never offend a woman at any time, any place, and under any circumstances. Otherwise, you wouldn't even know how you were played to death by her!!!
Therefore, Zhang Yifan sighed and said,""No wonder Confucius said that only women and villains are difficult to raise! The ancients really didn't deceive me!"
Today was the first day after Zhang Yifan gave up resisting and surrendered. When the school bell rang in the afternoon, Zhang Yifan finally welcomed the calmest first day of school. He couldn't help but sigh, Tomorrow, we can finally have our first full weekend since school started!”
In fact, he seemed to be happy too early.
"Hey, Brother Yifan, wait a minute. I need your help with something.”，A crisp voice rang out just as Zhang Yifan was about to leave the school gate. The owner of the voice happened to be one of the people Zhang Yifan didn't want to see the most.
" F * ck, are you done f * cking?" Zhang Yifan knew that his wish to spend the entire weekend alone would go down the drain, so he almost cursed. However, when he thought about the consequences that would follow, he finally stopped at the brink of the cliff and swallowed those words back into his stomach.
"What's wrong? Your expression turned so ugly when you heard that I wanted your help. Are you unwilling?”，Seeing Zhang Yifan's bitter face, she finally knew her place. She shrugged and continued with an angelic smile."If that's really the case, then forget it!”
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