" Don't, don't, Miss Long. If there's anything I can do for you, just say it." Zhang Yifan didn't dare to tell the truth when he saw Long Tingting's smile that was full of daggers. He had heard from a reliable source that the girls from Grade One, Class Four had posted a bounty notice that made all the boys in First Middle School so excited and made him the public enemy. It was the work of this seemingly harmless Miss Long. Zhang Yifan clearly remembered that this young lady was afraid that the crowd wasn't enthusiastic enough to challenge him and things weren't chaotic enough. She even called out to him in front of thousands of boys and girls who were eating in the cafeteria." Brother Yifan!" As a result, Zhang Yifan was almost burnt by the jealous and murderous gazes of the boys.
Zhang Yifan had also heard that when the male students were at their wit's end due to short-circuiting, it was also because of Long Tingting who gave them a lot of hints, either openly or secretly. That was why the tug-of-war lasted for six weeks. Therefore, Zhang Yifan once again concluded that if he offended this little devil, it would not be a joke. He would definitely die without a burial place.
" Oh, thank you in advance." Long Tingting grabbed Zhang Yifan's arm and said coquettishly,""I knew that Brother Yifan is the best to me."
"Wu, why do I always get eaten by this little girl?”，Zhang Yifan desperately resisted the urge to have a nosebleed. After goosebumps fell all over his body, he finally used the excuse of scratching an itch to get out of Long Tingting's claws. He didn't want to be the first person in C City's No.1 Middle School to die because of excessive blood loss.
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Half an hour later, Zhang Yifan was dragged to another nearby middle school by Long Tingting. It was the No. 13 Middle School in C City. He saw a group of girls in the No. 13 Middle School looking at him strangely. He began to feel that something was wrong.
" This is what happened," Long Tingting said to Zhang Yifan, who was sweating profusely." Li Yuhong from our class was in this school when she was in middle school. Yesterday, she made a bet with her former classmate that you were the best genius in our school. No matter how difficult the problem was, it was no problem for you. But they didn't believe it, so they asked me to invite you to prove it."
"What do you take me for?”，" A portable computer that can move freely?" Zhang Yifan complained softly.”。After venting his anger, he glared at Long Tingting and Li Yuhong, who had smug expressions on their faces.
"You must be Zhang Yifan, the Wolf of the Cafeteria, who is ranked first among the Three Young Masters of Wind and Cloud, right?”，A girl in a sailor suit reached out to him and introduced herself very gently," My name is He Xiaoxin. I was Li Yuhong's deskmate and best friend in junior high school. It's our first time meeting today. Please take care of me."
" Uh, I'm Zhang Yifan, but I really don't deserve to be called the 'Three Young Masters of Fengyun.'" Zhang Yifan, who was used to being bullied by the female tyrants in his class and school, had never seen a girl greet him so politely. However, when he heard the words " Wolf of XX ", he immediately blushed and shook He Xiaoxin's soft hand. He then explained," As for the so-called Wolf of the Cafeteria, it actually refers to the way I eat in the cafeteria. But you know, boys usually don't know how to be civilized in the cafeteria!”
"Hehehe," He Xiaoxin revealed an expression that said,"I understand. Don't make unnecessary excuses." She smiled and said,"I invited you here today mainly to ask Great Scholar Zhang to write a couplet for a newly completed building in our school. This is probably a piece of cake for someone as talented and knowledgeable as you, right?”。After that, he added in a frightened manner,"I believe you won't disappoint Student Long Tingting and the Chemistry teacher of Grade One, Class Four, right? I heard that your chemistry teacher cherishes her beautiful black hair very much.”
" Well, I'll try my best." Since the arrow was already on the bowstring, Zhang Yifan had no choice but to agree. Since the other party knew the reason why Zhang Yifan was forced to come here, it was impossible for him not to know about his achievements in No.1 Middle School. Zhang Yifan couldn't help but sigh."Women are really born as entertainment reporters. They can develop gossip from a state of mind into a personality, and can sublimate rumors from language into an art!”
However, when He Xiaoxin brought Zhang Yifan to the new building that required him to write the couplet, Zhang Yifan's mouth was still wide open. If he wasn't still young and healthy, he would have suffered a stroke and become paralyzed.
"What do you think of the five-star toilet that our school has just completed and put into use?”，Another girl from No. 13 Middle School standing behind He Xiaoxin said sarcastically. It was obvious that they had planned to see Zhang Yifan, and even the entire No.1 Middle School, become a joke.
" This…" Zhang Yifan couldn't find any inspiration from the foul-smelling toilet at the moment. However, after his brain, which had a high IQ, was working at a high speed, he immediately defended himself."The police officer, Mr. Li Yinqiao, once wrote in his book,'The Police Going to the Altar: When he was in Yan 'an, he often considered solutions to major problems when it was convenient. However, he never went to the toilet to relieve himself. Every time he needed to relieve himself, Li Yinqiao would pick up a hoe and dig a hole in the wild for him to use as a temporary toilet to solve the problem."
"Really? Then why doesn't he want to go to the toilet?”，Everyone's interest was piqued by Zhang Yifan's words, so someone asked.
" It's because he thinks the toilet stinks." Zhang Yifan saw that his trick had succeeded, so he immediately explained,""Think about it. There are so many people in the toilet who go in to stink. How can it be a good idea to squat in there and think of a solution to the problem?”
" Not bad, not bad. You're right." After everyone heard Zhang Yifan's unique explanation, no one raised any objections. Instead, they burst into laughter. However, some of the more active ones asked after laughing,""Then what will happen after he enters Beijing? Does he always call his guards to dig a hole in Beijing every time he needs to relieve himself?”
" You idiot!" Zhang Yifan rolled his eyes at the idiotic question." Think about it. After entering Beijing, people's bedrooms or offices have their own washrooms. Others can't go in to add to the stench. Why would they need to dig a hole outside?”
"Everyone, everyone," He Xiaoxin reminded everyone after holding back the urge to burst into laughter again,""Today, we invited Great Scholar Zhang to write a couplet for our newly completed toilet!”
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