"…That's what you wanted me to say." Actually, Zhang Yifan had already thought of the couplets he needed for the day. However, he felt that it would be inappropriate to say the content in front of a girl, so he had always hoped to use the interesting things that happened in the past to deceive her. Seeing that he was about to succeed, he didn't expect He Xiaoxin's reaction to be so fast. It made Zhang Yifan's plan turn into a bubble.
"Have you really thought of a couplet to paste on the toilet?”，Long Tingting said with an incredulous expression," Then tell me quickly. I'm really looking forward to it!”
" Alright then," Zhang Yifan mocked himself." If there's anything wrong, please forgive me."
Thus, it was very likely that the first couplet written specifically for toilets in human history was born.
The first verse is: "To store and accept filth for others to use."
The second half of the couplet was: "The reincarnation of the five grains is worth ten thousand gold."
The horizontal line read,"Turn waste into treasure."
"Sure!" After Zhang Yifan finished reading, the crowd erupted into thunderous cheers. Even He Xiaoxin couldn't help but exclaim.
However, Long Tingting gave Zhang Yifan another difficult question. She said,"This couplet is good. However, the toilet has two doors, one male and one female. Now, there's only a couplet. Brother Yifan, which side do you think it should be pasted on? Or you can just do a good deed and think of another couplet to avoid making things difficult for others. What do you think?”
"... You..." Zhang Yifan wished he could strangle this little girl who always embarrassed him. However, he could only think about it in his head. He didn't have the guts to do so now. He thought to himself, Aren't you deliberately making things difficult for me?”
" That's right, that's right." The people around him immediately agreed after hearing such a reasonable suggestion. To be honest, they didn't care if Zhang Yifan could come up with another couplet. The most important thing was to have fun! How could he miss such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?
" Alright then." Zhang Yifan rolled his eyes and immediately thought of a plan."Everyone can also think about whether you were like what I said at that time!”
The first verse was,"The upper part is clear, the lower part is smooth, and the lower part is bowed."
The second line was: "Head up and chest out."
The horizontal caption read,"To my heart's content."
" Awesome, he's indeed awesome!" Seeing Zhang Yifan come up with such a vivid couplet in such a short period of time, everyone was really convinced.
However, on the way back, Zhang Yifan couldn't feel happy about being in the limelight again.
"Could it be that she wants to cut my head open and study it carefully like Dad and Mom?”，Zhang Yifan looked at Long Tingting, who didn't say a word throughout the journey. However, she was staring at him with her beautiful eyes. She had a strange but familiar look in her eyes and a pure angelic smile. Zhang Yifan couldn't help but feel a chill run down his spine. Zhang Yifan swore to himself that he would stay as far away from this little devil as possible for his own safety.
" Today, your performance was very good," Long Tingting finally said." To express my gratitude to you, I'll treat you to Haagen-Dazs ice cream!"”
" Sis…Sis." Zhang Yifan was shocked that the little girl who had just called him " Brother Yifan " was now calling herself " Sis." As the saying goes, women are fickle animals. However, this seemed to have changed a little too quickly! Moreover, this girl was one or two years younger than him. She was probably more like his younger sister! Zhang Yifan was worried that he would get a stutter if he called her sister.
" Why? I called you 'brother' so many times before," Long Tingting threatened gently." Do you feel like you're losing out by calling me 'sister'?" Or do you think I'm not qualified to be your sister?”
" I'm not..." Zhang Yifan wanted to explain that he didn't mean that, but thinking about the three laws he had concluded about women, Zhang Yifan finally surrendered in humiliation. After expending a lot of effort, he finally managed to call her " sister." However, in broad daylight, he still felt a little embarrassed to have Zhang Yifan shout like Long Tingting. Therefore, this sound was naturally not much different from the mosquito's cry.
" Humph, although your voice was a little low, I'll forgive you this time," Long Tingting said after shrugging her nose," You just wanted me to treat you to ice cream, hehe…"
" I understand." Zhang Yifan felt as if he had been pardoned. He quickly said," It's my turn to treat you to the ice cream." To be honest, with Zhang Yifan's current wealth, it wouldn't be a problem for him to buy all the ice-cream shops in C City. Moreover, it was better to treat this crafty and eccentric girl to a few ice-creams than to watch her give him more problems.
"Then why aren't you going?" Long Tingting took the opportunity to extort." I want cream, strawberry, taro, crystal, and apple. Oh right, remember to pack them in egg rolls and extra large ones!”
"Wow, you can eat so much. You'll definitely be fatter in the future!”，Zhang Yifan, who had to pretend to be happy even when he was being blackmailed, cursed at the entrance of an ice cream shop by the roadside as he unwillingly took out the money. He really couldn't understand. Did it mean that women cherished their bodies very much? How could this Long Tingting eat so much? Moreover, they were all eating high-calories food that was the easiest to gain weight! Zhang Yifan couldn't help but fantasize in his heart."Is she not a woman, but just looks like one?!!! Then who was she? A transvestite? Or a demon?" However, Zhang Yifan knew very well what he should and shouldn't be doing. In order not to give Long Tingting an excuse to find trouble with him later, he said to the owner of the ice cream shop,"Boss, give me a serving of each of the ice cream varieties in your shop!”
Just as Zhang Yifan was feeling a little embarrassed by the strange looks from the ice cream shop owner, a series of ear-piercing metal grinding sounds and screams from the passersby on both sides of the street suddenly sounded. Zhang Yifan turned around and saw that a large bus had lost control of its brakes. It was like a wild horse that had lost its reins and was rampaging through the crowded streets. What was worse was that less than 100 meters away from Zhang Yifan, a little girl who was about ten years old was standing in the path of the car that had lost control. She was probably scared by the sudden disaster. Seeing that a bloody disaster was about to happen, some of the more timid people around could not help but close their eyes.
Zhang Yifan was stunned for a moment. He immediately threw away the ice cream in his hand and adjusted the gravity on his left hand to normal. However, just as he was stunned, there was actually someone who was faster than him. A young girl rushed forward from the side and pushed the little girl who was already scared out of her wits. However, he had placed himself in an extremely dangerous situation.
Zhang Yifan focused his gaze. Who else could the girl who was so desperate for her life be but Long Tingting? He cursed in his heart, Idiot! Idiot!" His figure was like a wisp of smoke as he swiftly flew towards Long Tingting. The owner of the ice cream shop felt his eyes blur. The young man who was in front of him just now had disappeared! He was so frightened that he sat on the ground and shouted,"Oh my god, I actually saw a ghost in broad daylight!”
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