With the addition of Guan Gu, the love between Qi Hai and Yi Fei, and the failure of Zhan Bo's first round of attack on Wan Yu, iPartment's life had entered a normal state.
With Mika's encouragement, Guan Gu started his manga writing career again. However, in order to better integrate into my life in Greater China, Guan Gu signed up for a Chinese language training class.
It had to be said that Guan Gu was good at interpersonal communication. In just a few days, Guan Gu had made a friend in the training class, an Englishman named John.
On this day, Guan Gu came to the training class again. His friend John was sitting next to him.
The teacher of the training class was a middle-aged man. During the class, the teacher was very patient.
The bell rang. The teacher stood on the podium and said with a smile," Everyone, after these few days of study, I'm going to test your results today. I'll write a sentence, and everyone can explain what it means!”
As he spoke, the teacher wrote on the blackboard,"The reason for being single: Originally, it was because she liked someone. Now, it was because she liked someone.”
This sentence was very simple. The key was the person at the back. The person in front referred to a fixed person. The person behind him was referring to himself.
However, this sentence made the students below dumbfounded. Guan Gu kept muttering this sentence, but they didn't understand what it meant. Fortunately, Guan Gu's friend John was very smart.
John stood up and said," Teacher, what this means is that this person is single because he has always liked a girl, but this girl rejected him!”
Although the teacher was helpless, he was not angry. It was so difficult for foreigners to learn Chinese. As a teacher, one had to be patient. Therefore, the teacher took a deep breath and asked," Is that what everyone thinks?”
Guan Gu thought that his teacher was confirming John's answer, so he quietly said to John," John, you're amazing!”Then he said loudly,"Yes, teacher!"”
The teacher shrugged his shoulders and said the correct answer regretfully.
Then, he wrote on the blackboard," Two kinds of people are easily dumped: those who don't know what sex is, and those who don't know what sex is.”
Although Sekiya came from Japan, he was still a little shy." Teacher, do you really want to explain?"”
A bad thought flashed across the teacher's eyes, but he still nodded. Guan Gu saw this and said in a low voice," This person couldn't satisfy his girlfriend, so he was dumped!”
"Oh ~"
Once Guan Gu's explanation came out, the classroom was instantly in an uproar. The students who couldn't come to learn Chinese were all from countries that were open to sex, so they didn't really care about this.
The teacher had originally wanted to come up with another one, but after seeing this scene, he gave up. The teacher clapped his hands and waited for everyone to quieten down. The teacher shook his head and said," This sentence is the same as the previous sentence. The key point is at the back. These two are called love. There are two ways to divide them. One is called love. One is called making love…"
Then, the teacher began the first lesson around these two sentences!
After saying these two sentences, the teacher looked at the time and said," Here, in order to let everyone learn Chinese more vividly, I have decided to organize everyone to go to the zoo tomorrow and tell everyone what the Chinese for each animal is!”
The classroom was filled with cheers again. Guan Gu nodded his head in satisfaction and thought to himself, This money is worth it. We can even go to the zoo to play!”
The teacher clapped his hands and said with a sly smile on his face," However, before we go, everyone has to say a few idioms. Well said, there will be other places to play next time! There aren't many training classes like mine!”
After saying this, the teacher saw that everyone was very interested, especially Guan Gu. After a pause, the teacher continued," Students, each of you can say a Chinese idiom to describe how happy I am today.”
In order to have a better activity next time, the students were very active," beaming "," laughing "," in high spirits "…
When the teacher saw this situation, he first expressed his satisfaction with his teaching ability. In a few days, everyone had learned so many idioms. However, the teacher wanted to increase the difficulty.
The teacher rolled his eyes and interrupted everyone's speech," The idioms that are spoken must contain numbers, such as one, two, three, four...”
Guan Gu was happy. He didn't manage to catch up with the answer just now, but he had to catch up this time. Most importantly, he knew this idiom! So Guan Gu used his unique voice to answer loudly,"Smiling in the netherworld!"”
The teacher almost cried when the bell rang. The teacher had no choice but to announce the end of the class! Looking at the foreigners who greeted him before leaving, the teacher was very happy.
When most of the students had left, the teacher saw that Guan Gu and John hadn't left. He went forward and asked," Guan Gu, John, why aren't you leaving?”
Guan Gu waved his hand and pointed at John.”
John said with an exaggerated expression," Teacher, I have too many items. I need to pack my things."
The teacher listened to John's words and felt awkward no matter how he heard it. In the view of education at all times, the teacher said to John," John, in our country, items are called things, buying items is called buying things, and packing items is called packing things. Why?。。。However, living animals were not considered things, such as insects, birds, beasts, and humans.。。”
John thought for a moment and then came to a realization." Teacher, I understand now. My table is a thing, but you, Teacher, are not a thing.”
When the teacher heard this, he almost slapped the guy in front of him to death. However, in the spirit of education first, the teacher suppressed the anger in his heart and corrected him," You can't say that. Saying that you're not a thing is a derogatory term. In China, it's called scolding!"
Guan Gu said without hesitation," Teacher, I think John is right! Since you're not a thing, you should be right. Why are you still scolding people?”
The teacher only wanted to kill these two idiots in front of him. Finally, John finished packing up, and the teacher locked the door and left with the two of them.
Outside, the teacher was stunned. He didn't expect John to come on a motorcycle. Although it wasn't a proper teacher-student relationship, people from China were kind-hearted. He reminded John," John, there are many cars on the streets of Shanghai. You must be careful when you ride a motorcycle."”
Before John could speak, Guan Gu sat in the back seat and said,"Teacher, don't worry!" John was wearing a condom."
The teacher was stunned. At this time, John had already left with Guan Gu.
When Guan Gu returned to iPartment and told them about the incident, everyone laughed out loud. Meijia kept lecturing Guan Gu, while Qi Hai thought of the reason for the recording of the show, which was to talk nonsense about foreigners.
Xiao Hai was going out soon. The girlfriend he had just gotten together with might be back at 10 p. m. Therefore, this chapter was updated first.
Finally, I would like to say that tomorrow is Monday. I hope everyone will support me with flowers!
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