In the broadcasting hall of Shanghai TV Station, it was pitch black. The audience members who had already sat down were whispering to each other, wondering what Qi Hai was up to this time.
At this moment, the lights in the studio suddenly flashed, as if it was a disco. As the lights flickered, a deep voice sounded," Let's welcome the most narcissistic host in the universe, Qi Hai!”
As he spoke, all the lights shone on the passageway leading to the stage. Qi Hai passed through the lights like a gust of wind and ran onto the stage. The lights in the entire studio instantly lit up.
Qi Hai looked in the direction of the lighting engineer and said proudly,"Hehe, you didn't shine on me, did you?"”
"Eh ~~~~"
When the audience saw Qi Hai's performance and thought of Qi Hai's voice introduction before he went on stage, they booed him without giving him any face.
Qi Hai saw that the audience was booing, so he pulled out a gun from his back and pointed it at the audience. He threatened," If you keep booing, I'll shoot!”
" Eh…"
This time, the boos were even louder, mixed with some loud laughter. It couldn't be helped. Qi Hai's gun was too fake. It was actually a water gun. Even if he wanted to fool people, he should at least have a better gun!
Qi Hai saw that the boos from the audience were getting louder and shrugged helplessly. You won!"
"Haha!" The audience laughed out loud. It was fun to watch Qi Hai suffer.
"Cough cough!" Qi Hai coughed lightly. He did not know if Qi Hai wanted everyone to be quiet or if he was feeling awkward.
When the audience quieted down, Qi Hai waved the water gun in his hand and said," The reason why I brought this water gun on stage is because I saw a piece of news on the Internet. This news is also very interesting and has a lot of controversy on the Internet. "It also allowed some people who worship foreign things to attack our Great China without any purpose as if they had found a reason.
What was this report about? It was a high school in Nebraskan that openly allowed its graduates to take graduation photos with guns.”
Qi Hai shrugged and said," It's just this report that made some people in Greater China shout online that it's indeed my Great America. It's domineering. He's much more domineering than China!"
After saying this, Qi Hai pointed at the camera and said," To this kind of person, I just want to say, why don't you go to hell? This is called forgetting your ancestors, do you know that? If you really like America that much, then you should commit suicide! Perhaps he would become a member of the United States in his next reincarnation!”
"Good!"
"You're right!"
The audience applauded Qi Hai's curses. Every Chinese citizen with a conscience had a little shame, right?
Indeed, there are many things in China that can't be compared to foreign countries, but how many years has it been since our founding? How many years had it been since the founding of the country? As for foreign countries, forget it. Let's not talk about foreign countries anymore. Let's talk about the United States! How many years had the United States been developing? There was no comparison!
Qi Hai pressed his hands down and said with some confusion," I'm very curious. According to the latest international authoritative organization survey, among the countries that people of all countries are willing to immigrate to, China is stronger than the United States, Japan, and the United Kingdom are in third place. As for the level of income and consumption, as well as the happiness index of the residents, they were among the best! I'm really confused!"
The audience couldn't explain this doubt, and Qi Hai didn't intend to let the audience explain. Seeing that the audience was listening to him seriously, Qi Hai continued," Let's go back to the original topic. Some people in Greater China are dissatisfied that their country doesn't allow guns. All I can say here is…"
Qi Hai took a deep breath and raised his voice." Even without a gun, they still want to use a knife to kill those who don't get along with them! If he had a gun, he would just shoot!”
After a pause, Qi Hai said earnestly,"If I say the word 'love,' everyone will definitely laugh!"”
Sure enough, the audience gave a knowing smile. This was because on the issue of oil prices, China's sentiment was vividly reflected. When international oil prices rose, China also rose. It was in line with international standards! The international oil price fell, but the Chinese oil price did not. This was the Chinese situation.
However, Qi Hai had no intention of mocking his own country today. Before mocking his own country, he should first mock other countries! Qi Hai continued," What's the situation in the United States like? Everyone knew that the United States was a country of immigrants, and there were only a few indigenous people.
It was these immigrants who established the world's most powerful country today. When the first country was established, the firearms consortiums had proposed that everyone was allowed to have a gun. Otherwise, they would not follow. There was no way to build a country, so the American boss at that time had no choice but to agree.
What was the United States like after the founding of the country? To put it in a familiar way, warlords were everywhere. Perhaps everyone said that there would not be warlords in a country controlled by a consortium, but in fact, it was also wrong. Indeed, America doesn't have warlords like China, but they have their own system! It was like a country.
This phenomenon still existed. A simple example was that the tax rate in the United States was different from state to state. Although it was a little exaggerated, it was a fact that some states had their own tax rates.
Everyone, for someone in our Great China to worship such a country like this as if it was their own father, isn't this crazy?”
The last sentence fully exposed the side of Qi Hai's nationalistic youth. However, such a straightforward and hearty speech made the audience like it very much.
Just as Qi Hai had said, only a few people worshipped foreign things. Most Chinese people were very patriotic. Even if they said that their country was not good, they were just resentful that it did not meet their expectations. As for the netizens? Forget it! There were only two kinds of people who said that China was bad. One was the nouveau riche, who forgot their surname when they had too much money. The other type was lazy and extremely unhappy in reality.
These two types of people wanted to form power? Don't joke around, he's just a clown.
The program ended with Qi Hai's disdain, scolding, and scolding. Yifei came to Qi Hai's side and asked worriedly," Will you offend people by saying that?!" You have to know that you rely on popularity to make a living!”
It turned out that in order to make Yifei feel at ease, Qi Hai decided not to let him leave Yifei's sight. When Yifei went to school, Qi Hai obediently stayed in iPartment. There was no better boyfriend in China than him.
Qi Hai's eyes flashed with a trace of worry." I believe that most Chinese people are patriotic. Actually, I'm more worried that the readers won't like it! After all, he still wanted to earn royalties!!!”
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