Since he had nothing to do, Qi Hai suggested going to the bar to play. Yifei readily agreed, and Zhanbo, who was still waiting for work, also agreed!
He strolled to the bar and pushed open the door. He pointed to a corner and said," Sister, Brother-in-law, let's go sit over there!”
Qi Hai shrugged indifferently, and Yi Fei had no objections. The three of them sat down and each ordered a bottle of Sharp Ice before starting to chat.
Zhanbo was the first to say," Brother-in-law, I've really become the 'waiting for the sea' you talked about on the show!”
Qi Hai shook his head and said with a smile," Zhanbo, you're a PhD student at MIT. It's impossible for you not to find a job! It's just a matter of time. Don't worry!”
Yifei said proudly," That's right. Zhanbo is the pride of our family!”At this point, Yifei's tone became low as she continued,"Other than the fact that her EQ is not high!”
When Zhanbo heard Yifei's words, he raised his voice and said," Sister, how is my EQ not high?”
Yifei sighed and patted Zhanbo's shoulder, saying earnestly," Zhanbo, I'm sorry. Back then, we were conjoined. When we were separated, you gave me your brain! I'm sorry!"
Qi Hai rolled his eyes when he heard that. This was definitely nonsense, okay? You can only fool your silly younger brother.
Zhan Boming knew that his sister was wrong, but he didn't dare to refute her. Yifei's deterrence towards Zhan Bo was too great.
At this moment, Qi Hai's eyes swept over and saw Zi Qiao, so he shouted," Zi Qiao!!!”
Zi Qiao looked back and said to the girl beside him. Then he walked over and came to the side of Qi Hai and the other two. Zi Qiao said helplessly," I say, Qi Hai, can't you see that I'm picking up girls!" Can you please not call my name when I'm chasing girls?”
When Qi Hai heard this, he immediately understood. Ziqiao used a side account when he was picking up girls, so he nodded obediently.
Although Qi Hai knew, Yifei and Zhanbo didn't. Zhanbo asked blankly," Why?”
Zi Qiao said proudly,"Who would use their real name to pick up girls with this idea now?" So when you see me chasing after girls, please call my alternate account, Lu Xiaobu!”
" Lu Xiaobu??" Zhanbo looked at Ziqiao and asked.
Zi Qiao said impatiently,"Aiya! I can't communicate with someone with such a low EQ. Lu Bu is my idol, so I'm called Lu Xiaobu!”
Zhanbo was very unhappy to be called low EQ again, so he shouted too loudly," Isn't it just picking up girls! What's so rare about this! It's just singing a few love songs!"
Zi Qiao looked at Zhanbo playfully and used his usual skills. He patted Zhanbo's shoulder and mocked," Zhanbo, I can now confirm that your EQ is really not high."”Seeing that Zhanbo was still unwilling to admit defeat, Ziqiao explained," The love song that has been roared for 20 years is still single, which means that this set is out." Scientific research shows that if you confess to a girl without any warning, you will usually be mistaken for: He was prepared to rob, borrow money, and commit suicide.
Therefore, before the violent climax, you had to have a gentle process to eliminate the girl's psychological defense. For example, when they were having dinner on a date, he would pick out all the shredded meat from the shredded meat noodles for her. When eating noodles, he would help her put the boiled egg into the soup so that it would not be cold. In the winter, girls 'hands get cold easily. You should considerately pull her hands to your mouth and breathe in a warm breath. Then, all the defenses would be destroyed, and it would be time for you to confess.”
At this point, Zi Qiao pointed at Qi Hai and said," Look at your brother-in-law. Didn't he win over your sister with a hot breakfast every morning?"”
Yifei squeezed her hands and looked at Ziqiao fiercely." Lu Ziqiao, don't give your set to my brother. I'll kill you!"”
Qi Hai smiled. He knew that Yifei was shy because Lu Ziqiao had mentioned his strategy. Then Qi Hai grabbed Yifei's hand and said," I think it's okay to let Zhanbo and Ziqiao learn how to pick up girls. Otherwise, when dealing with an expert like Wanyu, Zhanbo will only be a vegetable!"”
Zhanbo was a little embarrassed and asked," Brother-in-law, you said that Wanyu is an expert. Then what level am I?”
Qi Hai was stunned for a moment. If he said it too seriously, would he laugh at Zhanbo's enthusiasm? It turned out that Yifei didn't say anything, but she still loved Qi Hai very much. She took the initiative to stop the problem and said to Zhanbo," Zhanbo! For example! If Wan Yu was the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal! Then you're also Grand Supreme Elder…"
Before Yifei could finish her words, Zhanbo said excitedly," That's great! The Grand Supreme Elder has subdued the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal!"”
Zi Qiao used a disdainful tone to interrupt,"Zhanbo, Yifei hasn't finished yet!" At most, you are the ashes inside the pill furnace of the child under Grand Supreme Elder!”
"Ah!" Zhan Bo wailed and collapsed on the sofa as if he had lost all his strength.
Qi Hai made a gesture of 1,000 to Ziqiao, and Ziqiao thought about it and replied with a gesture of 3,000. Qi Hai shook his head and made a gesture of 1,500 again. Ziqiao nodded in satisfaction and said to Zhanbo," Zhanbo, come with me." I'll let you see how I pick up girls!”
Zhanbo followed Ziqiao. Yifei asked curiously," Little Hai, what do you mean by that?”
Qi Hai smiled faintly," Give Ziqiao 1,500 dollars and let him train Zhan Bopei into a person who knows how to pick up girls!”
Yifei said with some dissatisfaction,"Do you need Lu Ziqiao?" I can do it!"
Qi Hai thought of Yifei's weird ways of picking up girls, and the corner of his mouth twitched. He patted Yifei's hand." Yifei, Ziqiao is an expert in picking up girls. Let him teach you!"”
On the other side, Zi Qiao pointed at the two beauties sitting together and chatting. He said to Zhan Bo," Zhan Bo, I'll go back and take one of them with me. Then, you go up and say this…" He whispered in Zhan Bo's ear, and Zi Qiao finally said to Zhan Bo solemnly," Remember, don't be afraid of being rejected. As long as she doesn't hit you or splash wine on you." You have to be firm! By the way, go get Qi Hai's car keys!”
After saying that, Zi Qiao walked up while Zhan Bo went to Qi Hai to get the car keys. Zi Qiao walked to the girl's side and said very gently," Three minutes ago, when I was about to leave this bar, I remembered something very important!”
The girl looked at Zi Qiao and asked,"What's the matter?"”
Zi Qiao looked at the girl and said,"I forgot to say sorry to the girl I stole glances at all night!"”
The girl covered her mouth and smiled.”
Zi Qiao didn't forget his task. After a few simple words, he pointed to the billiard hall in the bar and said,"Are you interested in a shot?"”
The girl thought about it and agreed. She said something to her companion and left with Ziqiao. Zhanbo waited for a while and walked over nervously.
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