Li Tianyu looked at the three gay men in front of him and thought," Recently, he had been cultivating very hard, so he couldn't chase after Kate too closely. If he was too close, it would easily have the opposite effect. So, he could usually find some fun with them. It seemed not bad.
"Since you're so sincere in asking for advice, it's not like I can't teach you some tricks to chase after girls.”
The three of them looked at Li Tianyu obsequiously. After hearing his reply, they immediately thanked him with "Thank you, thank you, great god". However, they did not know that they had already been labeled as "toys" by Li Tianyu. Even the author felt sad for them ~~
At this moment, Galen suddenly said,"F * ck, this scum is here too.”
Then, everyone followed Galen's gaze. A man with a tattoo on his neck and dressed like a hooligan walked into the school with his hands on his hips and humming the song "But It's Not You".
"What kind of scum?" Gavin turned around and asked.
"A gangster in society is the kind of person who thinks he's a big brother but is actually a fool to normal people.”Galen answered truthfully.
At this moment, Xin Zhao was unhappy.""What do you mean?"
"What's wrong? You too?"
"Do I look like an idiot?”
"Doesn't seem like it."
To be honest, Li Tianyu also felt that this guy was very stupid, even more stupid than Xin Zhao."A person like him will be cannon fodder in the future. You'd better go back and change your clothes now.”
"Eh? Oh right, thank you for the reminder." After saying that, the three of them hurriedly rushed to the dormitory.
Li Tianyu looked at the backs of the three of them as they left." It felt like all three of them were idiots. Only Jiawen was okay, but Zhao Xin was a complete idiot. However, he still had to be careful of Jiawen. He couldn't let him snatch the woman his brother liked.
Soon, the three men from Beirut changed their clothes and ran to the school gate.
"Eh? Where is he?" As soon as Gavin arrived, he looked around.
"Where's the Great Deity? Where are the birds?" Xin Zhao was also looking around for Li Tianyu.
"Could he have gone to hook up with girls?" At this moment, Galen, who had failed to find anything, guessed.
"Eh? It's very possible. Let's go and look.”After saying that, the three of them immediately began their journey of searching for the Almighty.
Where is our main character, Li Tianyu? It turned out that Li Tianyu was feeling bored just now and was walking around. When he arrived at the school's rooftop, he saw that the entrance on the rooftop seemed to be quite hidden and thought, Although the idea of relaxing and waiting for fatigue was very good, he had basically not exercised for the past two days.
Thus, Li Tianyu jumped up and sat cross-legged in the middle. He took out his knife, Moon Slayer, and placed it on his legs. He closed his eyes and began to cultivate. The author introduced himself here,"He went to be gay with his own Uncle Moon Slayer in his own spiritual world." With a bang, our author was sent flying by Li Tianyu's punch."Your mother is gay. Your whole family is gay!!!”After saying that, Li Tianyu pointed his middle fingers at the spot where the author had turned into a star.
"Ya Lan Die!~~~" The author's voice came from the horizon.
Uh, the above was purely a prank. Back to the main topic, Li Tianyu sat there for the entire morning.
At 11 o'clock in the afternoon, Li Tianyu opened his eyes." Hmm, his void-ification had already reached a higher level, and he was already on par with Grimjo. Then, Li Tianyu looked at the sun that had already reached the top of his head. He felt that his stomach was empty, so he stood up and walked to the cafeteria.
At this time, Galen, Jiawen, and Zhao Xin searched the entire school but couldn't find Li Tianyu. In the end, they felt hungry and decided to temporarily give up on their goal of finding the Almighty.
"Hey, where do you think the Almighty went? We've searched the entire school, but why can't we find it?”Jiawen wondered as she walked.
"How would I know? I'm not a god. How would I know where he went?”Galen also looked puzzled.
"Hey, do you think the Almighty is hiding with the girl?”At this moment, Xin Zhao's eyes lit up.
"Move aside. It's possible that he ran out of school with a girl, but the Almighty doesn't seem to have a girlfriend right now.”Galen immediately rejected it.
"That's right. The Almighty will at most look for Kate. However, how could Kate go out with the Almighty when he looked so cold?”Gavin added.
"Then where is the Almighty? Did it fall into the toilet?"
"F * ck your sister. With the Almighty's intelligence, how could he fall into the toilet? Right, it seems like we still don't know what the god's name is. We can't keep calling him god, right?”
"Yeah. Sigh! Look, the Almighty is over there." Halfway through Galen's sentence, he suddenly saw Li Tianyu, who had just finished getting his lunch, walking towards an empty table with his lunch in hand.
"Eh, that's right. Let's go get food, we can't let the Almighty run away.”After saying that, Jiawen immediately went to get food. Galen and Zhao Xin immediately followed.
Just as Li Tianyu finished two mouthfuls of food, he felt someone approaching his position. He looked up and saw that it was the three gays from before.
Jiawen and the other two sat down at Li Tianyu's table with their lunches in their hands. After Jiawen sat down, he said,""Almighty, where did you go just now? We've searched the entire school. Why can't we find you?”
Seeing the other two curious faces, Li Tianyu replied,""Why are you looking for me? I just went out to buy some things and then sat on the roof to cultivate.”
"What? On the rooftop? But we've already searched, but there's nothing?”
"Maybe we missed the time.”
"Oh right, I still don't know the name of the Almighty. I can't keep calling him Almighty.”
"Indeed, my name is Li Tianyu. You can call me Brother Tian.”Li Tianyu smiled.
"Oh, hello, Brother Tian!" Jiawen took the lead.
"Hello, Brother Tian!" Galen and Zhao Xin immediately followed.
"Oh, right. My name is Gavin the Fourth. You can call me Gavin.”
"My name is Galen.”Galen patted his chest.
"My name is Zhao Xin, you can call me Lord Xin.”Xin Zhao pointed at himself with his thumb and said arrogantly.
"Gavin, Zhao Xin, Galen?" Li Tianyu glanced at the three of them.
"Yes, right. Tian 'ge, you promised to teach us how to chase girls. Can you teach us now?”Jiawen looked at Li Tianyu obsequiously, and Galen and Zhao Xin immediately agreed.
"That's naturally not a problem. First of all, he had to analyze the specific problem. Different girls had to be pursued in different ways.”
"Oh ~" The three of them listened to the Almighty's teachings very seriously.
"Then, before chasing after the girl. The first thing to pay attention to was capital.”
"Capital?" The three of them were puzzled.
"To put it simply, looks, dressing, temperament, and money.”Li Tianyu spoke like a teacher.
"We all have this." Xin Zhao immediately patted his chest, indicating that he had both.
Li Tianyu glanced at him with disdain.""Your looks are okay, but your dressing and temperament are just a fool. As for money, I don't know.”
"What? No way, Tian 'ge, did you see wrongly? Look more carefully, Tian' ge.”Xin Zhao immediately shouted.
"Hmph, you guys, other than Jiawen who has a little temperament, the other two are idiots, and you're the most idiot.”
"What? No, I still want to pass on the family line to my parents. Tian 'ge, you have to help me.”Xin Zhao's expression immediately made the other two laugh.
"Alright, you can train them in the future. If you want to chase after a cold beauty like Kate, you will definitely not succeed.”
"Why?" Galen immediately asked.
"Your temperament isn't good. With your current temperament, you can only fool those high school girls at most. It was impossible to woo a goddess.”
"What? No way, why?" The three of them immediately wailed.
" Alright," Li Tianyu said." I'll analyze it for you. How do you get a beauty like Kate?"”
When the three of them heard this, their eyes immediately lit up, and they all listened attentively.
"Then, I'll use the data to analyze it. We'll use 100 favorable impression points as the benchmark for the woman to be willing to accept you. First of all, the favorable impression points of strangers are 0. From their first meeting, judging from their appearance and temperament, Jiawen scored 10 points, Galen scored 8 points, and Xin Zhao scored 0 points.”
"What? Why? Why is Master Xin's favorability 0 points?”Zhao Xin didn't dare to do so after hearing that.
However, Li Tianyu's words made him lose his cool.""Because of your temperament. Your temperament is too stupid. " Next, because you ambushed me in the bushes, your favorability immediately plummeted. From the looks of it, Xin Zhao was-10, Gavin was-2, and Galen was-5.”
"No way, that's such a scam." When the three of them heard this, they immediately looked like they were about to cry.
"Hmph, with your current favorability, no matter how you try to curry favor with him, it will only make Cate hate you even more in the end, and your favorability will continue to drop.”
"No, Tian 'ge. Almighty, you have to help us.”After hearing Li Tianyu's words, the three of them wailed again.
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