Monkey show was a skill that required great knowledge. I think some people often see animal trainers in the zoo performing monkey shows, but when they go to play with a wild monkey, they will usually be accused in less than 10 seconds. Why? The author is here to tell you that your monkey tricks are too clumsy.
So what was a high-tech monkey show? High-tech monkey tricks referred to the ability to fool monkeys, but the monkeys were happy to be fooled without any dissatisfaction, and even enjoyed it. For example, the following story:
On the school's football field, the three men of Beirut looked serious. Li Tianyu, who was opposite them, was pacing back and forth in front of them, saying something. The passersby turned their heads and looked over curiously.
"If you want to get a higher-level beauty, you must first have the temperament of a male god! Look at all of you. Each of you is more than two.”Li Tianyu was reprimanding them from the front, while the three of them looked like good students.
"Do you usually watch action movies?”Li Tianyu asked the three of them.
"An action romance movie? Ah!" Xin Zhao's eyes lit up when he heard that. He replied without hesitation, but Li Tianyu immediately used a frying pan to protect his face. Bang! The frying pan on Xin Zhao's face looked like a mouse hitting a cat's face with a frying pan in a game of cat and mouse. Xin Zhao's face was clearly reflected on the pan.）
After Xin Zhao got up, he "pulled" the frying pan off his face and covered his face."It hurts. Can you not be so strong?”
However, Li Tianyu looked at him with disdain.""Hmph, if you only want to fool high school girls in the future, I can be gentler. It won't hurt at all.”
"Then, then, let's do something more powerful." Zhao Xin had no choice but to submit to Li Tianyu's tyranny.
Seeing Xin Zhao's 'tragic' expression, Li Tianyu continued,""Zhao Xin, don't think that I'm playing with you. Chasing girls is a skill that requires great knowledge. Do you think that just because you're handsome, classy, know how to dress up, and have Money, you can hook up with all the beauties in the world? Wrong, this is absolutely impossible."
Xin Zhao's eyes lit up when he heard that. He immediately stood up."What? Why? Doesn't that fulfill the conditions?"
"Humph, do you think that with the above four attributes, you can hook up with a high-combat beauty like Kate? Let me tell you, even if you get her today, she will dump you in a few days.”
"Why?" The three of them spoke in unison, expressing their confusion.
"Nonsense, like Kate who threw you guys with flying balls when he got angry, you guys are better, kneeling and begging for mercy. Look at you, how embarrassing is it? You've really embarrassed us men. I feel embarrassed for you! Look at you, how many beautiful women would want cowards like you?”Li Tianyu reprimanded.
"Didn't you say that you are some prince? Your grandfather is Zhao Yun, a dignified seven-foot-tall man? How did they all get wiped out in less than 10 seconds? I'm doing this to train your ability to resist attacks, but you guys are complaining about me? Alright, then I won't hit you guys in the future.”Li Tianyu shook his head, indicating that he was already extremely disappointed in them.
How could this be? We still have to rely on the Almighty to chase after the top goddess. Therefore, the three of them immediately knelt down to Li Tianyu and cried for their parents,""Tian 'ge, we know we were wrong. We shouldn't have doubted you. We'll definitely work hard and bear no complaints in the future. We'll accept punishment and punishment. We'll study hard and make progress every day. (The following is a few thousand words of repentance.)"
"Hehe, you really have a trick up your sleeve.”At this moment, none of the three men from Dusan noticed: Not far away from them, a cold beauty in a black denim dress was watching this scene with a smile. Of course, Li Tianyu would never admit that when he brought them to the football field, he sent a text message to Kate: Come to the football field and watch me play monkey.
The three people kneeling on the ground didn't see Kate, but Li Tianyu, who was opposite them, didn't. Li Tianyu smiled brightly at Kate, then pointed at the trio on the ground, showing off his results. Kate responded to Li Tianyu with a smile, then crossed his arms as if he was an audience member.
"Alright, get up. I know you're sincerely remorseful.”Li Tianyu waited for the three of them to stand before continuing,""There's nothing better than knowing your mistakes and being able to correct them. Then let's continue. A good ability to withstand blows can show the mighty and domineering side of you men even more.”
"Uh, why is it resistance? Shouldn't it be a powerful destructive force?”At this moment, Gavin raised a question. From what he knew, most power was presented as destructive power. This mighty and domineering was usually used to describe pure men. How could it be the ability to withstand blows?
However, Li Tianyu only needed one sentence to shut him up.""Huh? You have the nerve to hit a woman?"
"In that case, it's time to officially enter the tutorial.”The three of them immediately stood up straight and were in high spirits. They looked as if they were listening attentively to the lecture.
"First of all, I need to learn how to walk. There were four ways for a prince charming to walk: 1. Put both hands in his pocket, 2. Put one hand in his pocket, 3. Put both hands on both sides, 4.”As Li Tianyu spoke, he did the corresponding actions, causing the trio to sigh."Oh ~"
"Then you can turn around one by one. Find a position that you like and take a few steps forward for me to see.”With that, the three of them immediately turned around. Then, he walked forward with a mighty and domineering appearance. However, before they could take more than five steps, they were all sent flying by the "Wild Goose Falling on Sand Style" and fell flat on their faces.
"Ah!" The three of them only felt a sudden huge force on their buttocks, and then they directly knelt down. Then, he got up and immediately turned around to look. He saw that Li Tianyu was still kicking, standing where Zhao Xin was just now.
Seeing Li Tianyu's gloomy expression, the trio did not dare to breathe loudly.""You guys! Look at yourselves, Galen, Gavin. Are you going out to fight? And you, Zhao Xin, you walk with your hands in your pockets. Are you a god? This was clearly a f * cking hooligan!”
"Are you guys playing with me? I've said so much, but you guys didn't listen to a single word, right?”Actually, Li Tianyu was just pretending to be angry and kicking them on purpose. They were not exaggerating. Li Tianyu knew that the three of them had seen Kate looking at them and couldn't help but be distracted. They couldn't remember their posture at all. (Author: Hehe, you're so bad ~ Li Tianyu: Hmph, I'm reminding them not to get distracted in front of beautiful women, alright ~~)
The three of them looked like they wanted to say something but hesitated. In the end, they could only blame themselves for being distracted when they saw a beautiful woman.
"Alright, what I said is not credible. But I think Miss Carte's words will be more convincing than mine.”As he spoke, he walked towards Ka Te. When Ka Te saw Li Tianyu walking over, his face turned red for no reason, but he quickly recovered.
"Miss Carte, please comment on how they walked just now.”Li Tianyu naturally saw Kate's expression, but he still pretended not to notice and walked over casually.
"Tsk." Kate used a disdainful tone to describe his answer.
When the trio heard this, they immediately burst into tears. 5555555
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