After about half an hour, Yue Er, who was still blushing, suddenly walked into the room and picked up a jade bowl of porridge from the table…
"Lolita is still kind-hearted! Yue 'er! I love you so much!"
Seeing this, Hao Jian immediately shouted excitedly in his heart, but Yue 'er's next words directly dumbfounded him…
"Brother Hao Jian, the porridge is a little cold. I'll go heat it up and bring it back!”After Yue Er finished speaking, she immediately ran out without looking back…
"Ah? Yue 'er, don't! Even if it's cold, I still want to drink it!"
Hao Jian was dumbfounded for a long time before he reacted. He hurriedly wailed and shouted. Unfortunately, Yue 'er had already left a long time ago…
……
After another half an hour, Yue 'er, whose complexion had finally returned to normal, walked in with the heated porridge again.
Hao Jian, who was about to starve to death, looked at Yue 'er with a bitter expression…
Yue 'er was very embarrassed by his gaze and asked in a low voice,"Brother Hao Jian, are you starving?”
"What do you think?" Hao Jian asked even more resentfully.
"Then let Yue 'er feed brother Hao Jian rice porridge!”Yue 'er scooped up a spoonful of porridge and blew on it to cool it before sending it into Hao Jian's mouth…
If it was any other time, Hao Jian would definitely enjoy Yue 'er feeding him, but it was different this time! I'm starving! How could he have the patience to wait for the moon to cool down before feeding him!
"No need! Yue 'er, let me do it myself!”Hao Jian took the jade bowl from Yue 'er's surprised face as he spoke. Then, he impatiently picked up the spoon and kept scooping porridge into his mouth…
However, after scooping a few spoonfuls, Hao Jian still felt that it was too slow, so he put down the spoon, picked up the jade bowl, and poured it into his mouth…
On the other hand, Yue 'er was completely stunned by Hao Jian's "domineering" way of eating. When Hao Jian was about to finish drinking, Yue Er, who had just woken up, hurriedly asked with concern,"Brother Hao Jian, drink slowly. Don't choke!”
"... Uh... Uh... It's okay, I've already finished it!”
After scooping the remaining porridge into his mouth, Hao Jian handed the jade bowl to Yue 'er with satisfaction…
After placing the jade bowl on the wooden table, Yue Er walked back to the bed, took out a scarf from her bosom, and carefully wiped the porridge juice from the corner of Hao Jian's mouth...
"Yue Er, I remember that when the cave collapsed, I saw a white-clothed woman 'float' towards us. Could that white-clothed woman be Xiao Longnu?”
"Yes! It was Sister Long who saved us last night. Sister Long's qinggong is so powerful! "She alone brought Brother Hao Jian and Yue 'er out of the cave…" Yue' er said with admiration.
Seeing that Yue 'er had almost become Xiao Longnu's brainless fan, Hao Jian was very upset and thought, No matter how powerful Xiao Longnu is, can she be as powerful as the giant crocodile! I even buried the giant crocodile alive. How can Xiao Longnu compare to me?……Although he had almost buried himself and Yue 'er alive, these were all harmless details. There was no need to care! Don't worry about it! Hehehe…"
"Yue 'er! Who bandaged my body?”Hao Jian was speechless as he looked at himself wrapped up like a mummy." Isn't this bandaging too ingenious?”
"Yue Er and Sister Long bandaged Brother Hao Jian together.”Yue Er said proudly.
"Ugh! So…so beautiful! It's very…artistic!" Hao Jianjiang smiled stiffly.
"Please, I only hurt my legs and head, okay? Why did you bandage my entire body?……Ah, right! Xiao Longnu said that she would treat my wounds in the afternoon. Could it be that my wounds weren't treated last night? It can't be that serious, right? Do we still have to amputate?"
Hao Jian, who was drenched in cold sweat, asked with a trembling voice,""Yue 'er, um…how…how are my injuries?”
"Big Sister Long said that Brother Hao Jian's injuries are recovering very well. As long as you take out the broken stones in your body this afternoon, you'll be fine.”Yue Er didn't notice Hao Jian's strange behavior.
"Oh…Then why didn't you take out the stone fragments from my body when you were bandaging my wound last night?”Hao Jian, who was relieved, asked again.
" Because you lost too much blood last night, Brother Hao Jian, so it was inconvenient to take out the stone fragments at that time…"
"Oh! Then I can rest assured…"
……
"Airplane!"
"Bombs!"
"Wang Zha!"
Suddenly, cheerful music started playing. Then, Hao Jian, who was sitting on the bed, put down his phone with a bored expression. He actually won again. The life of an expert was really as lonely as snow!”
Just as Hao Jian was grumbling in boredom, an ethereal male voice suddenly sounded in the room…
" Flowers and plants long for rain and dew.
My heart longs for home,
Once I also hoped to get rid of poverty and become rich;
I ask what love is in the world,
He asked Yue Lao for help.
However, all he gave me were evil women and resentful wives…"
Hao Jian was immediately confused by the sudden appearance of the male voice. He only reacted after a while."F * ck! What kind of monster was this? Report your name! This old monk's saber was already thirsty!”
On the surface, Hao Jian's words sounded like he was " fierce and powerful " and " domineering." But in fact, these words were used to boost his courage. If not for his legs being injured, Hao Jian would have jumped out of bed and fled.
However, the mysterious male voice did not appear again, and Hao Jian felt his eyelids getting heavier and heavier. In the end, he closed his eyes unconsciously and fell asleep on the bed...
…………
"Stop pretending to be dead. Your brother's time is precious. I don't have time to waste with you.”The mysterious male voice sounded again.
" Hehe…" Seeing that he had been discovered while pretending to be asleep, Hao Jian could only laugh dryly and get up from the ground.
The ground here was a very ordinary lawn, but the surroundings were filled with thick white fog. It was impossible to see what the hell this place was, nor could they find the mysterious person who had spoken.
"Stop looking around. This damn place is in your dream, and you can't see my figure now. When the system upgrades to video chat in the future, you'll be able to see my glorious image!”The mysterious man seemed to be able to read minds. No matter what Hao Jian was thinking, he knew.
"Uhh…!" Hao Jian was speechless to meet such a weirdo." Then may I know who you are…"
"Oh, I almost forgot to introduce myself. Cough cough!”The mysterious man cleared his throat." I am the legendary god of cheats!! Worship me! Young man!"
Hao Jian suspected that he was really dreaming. Otherwise, why would he dream of a lunatic who forgot to take his medicine?
"At the same time, I'm also the honorary president of the Heavenly Court's legal department, the Transmigrator Management Association!”The mysterious man went on and on," Recently, there's been an event in the guild called 'Transmigrator Welfare Gift'…In words that you can understand, I'm here to give the vast number of transmigrators a cheat, a cheat, a system, and…"
"F * ck! To put it bluntly, aren't you just a delivery man! Was there a need to be so long-winded? Hurry up and bring it over!" Hao Jian interrupted the mysterious man impatiently.
"Take what?" Looking at Hao Jian's outstretched hand, the mysterious man asked in confusion.
"D * mn, I'm really drunk to meet a joke like you!”Hao Jian rubbed his forehead and complained," Aren't you a cheat giver? Of course, he would take divine techniques and divine artifacts! I've been waiting so long that the flowers are about to wither! Hurry up!"
"I…I can't give you this!" The mysterious man hesitated for a moment before refusing.
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