"If you don't give it to your grandpa! What grudge do I have with you? Not only did I inexplicably transmigrate to the Qin Dynasty, but you didn't even give me a hundred yuan…F * ck! No, he didn't even give me a cheat? Are you trying to kill me? Come out! I promise I won't beat you to death!" Hao Jian, who was about to go crazy from anger, roared angrily.
"Hey! Don't be agitated…you have to be calm! Calm down!" The mysterious man, who was shocked, hurriedly advised.
"I can't calm down…I'm in pain!”How could Hao Jian, who was furious, remain calm? If a transmigrator did not have a cheat, would he still be called a transmigrator?
"Fortunately, I'm not in pain!" The mysterious man muttered in his heart and said again,"It's not that I don't want to give it to you, but I've already given it to you!”
"You gave it to me? Where was he? Why didn't I know?" Hao Jian asked in disbelief.
"I really did, and it was two!”The mysterious man emphasized.
" Really?... What are those? Why didn't I notice them?”Hao Jian still didn't quite believe it." I'm warning you not to lie to me. Otherwise, I'll file a 315 complaint against you!”
"There really is!" The mysterious man wiped the cold sweat from his forehead." I've given you two golden fingers. One is a waterproof, drop resistance, and self-defense divine phone. Not only can this phone connect to the Internet anywhere, but it also has a nuclear battery. It has so much power that you can die. At the same time, it can also be used as an ultra-high-definition camera, night vision goggles, projector, telescope, slightly... You can't count the functions. From now on, it's no longer a dream for you to act tough, pick up girls, and be tall, rich, and handsome in ancient times! Excited? You're tempted, right? Then hurry up and act! In order to thank the support of our customers and friends, our store has decided to clear the warehouse and sell it for 998 yuan! Only 98! You can take the divine phone home!”
"Are you done yet? You have to know that I don't even have a single cent on me right now! Buy your ass!" Hao Jian, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, roared angrily.
"Uh…I'm sorry! " It slipped out of my mouth. Hehe…Actually, we also have a loan business. If you don't like to owe money, you can also sell your kidney…" The mysterious man still didn't give up and continued to promote.
"Get lost! I'm not retarded. Why would I sell my kidney to buy a phone?”Hao Jian was so angry that his face was about to turn green." Cut the crap and tell me! What exactly was the other cheat?”
However, the mysterious man had no intention of getting to the point at all. He continued to chatter,"If you don't want to buy it, then don't buy it! Why are you so fierce? Can we still play together happily in the future? How could they still be good friends in the future? In the future…"
" Stop it!!!"
After a loud roar, Hao Jian, who had been completely played by the mysterious man, fell to the ground and weakly wailed,"Heavens! Please open your eyes! Quickly take this monster in! I really can't take it anymore! Please!"
"Sigh…! Aren't your mental fortitude as a transmigrator too poor?”The mysterious man said in a disappointed tone," It seems that you really need to strengthen your own thinking. After all, you still have to work hard to complete the arduous task given to you by the party and the people in the future, and persist in contributing to the completion of the motherland's modern construction..."
"Brother! Big brother! From now on, you're my biological brother!" " I beg you!" Hao Jian pleaded as he lay on the ground." Can you stop talking?"”
"Alright then! Since you're sincerely calling me that, then you'll follow the leader of my 'Transmigrator Management Association' in the future-cheat brother! "Although I haven't been a big brother for many years, my legend is still circulating in the martial arts world. In the future, as long as you say my name, Heaven Secrets Daoist, I guarantee that no one will dare to kill you…" The mysterious man boasted with a smug look on his face.
"Oh my god! What kind of transmigrator management association was this?……He's clearly from the underworld!" Hao Jian broke out in a cold sweat as he listened. In the end, he could not help but ask softly,"Well, you haven't told me what the other cheat is.”
"Oh! I almost forgot. Look at my memory!……And why didn't you ask earlier?"
"I've been asking!" Hao Jian said bitterly.
"Um…cough cough! As a single man, he didn't need to care about these details! Alright, let me tell you about another cheat!”
"Speaking of this cheat, it's much more awesome than the divine phone from before!”The mysterious man said in a very tantalizing manner.
"What exactly is that?" Hao Jian immediately perked up and hurriedly asked.
After laughing secretly in his heart, the mysterious person said mysteriously,"I gave you an indestructible kidney…"
"An indestructible kidney!" Upon hearing the mysterious man's words, Hao Jiandi's eyes immediately lit up as high as 1000W. At the same time, he muttered to himself with a silly smile," Counting women consecutively, golden spear never falls, seven times in one night..."
"Hey! I haven't finished speaking yet! Why are you distracted? Wow! Why are you drooling! What kind of 'beautiful' dream are you having?" The mysterious man shouted exaggeratedly,"Isn't it just an indestructible body (kidney)?! Do you have to have such a big reaction?”
"Indestructible Vajra kidney…body?”
Hao Jian, who was originally overjoyed, suddenly felt as if a bucket of cold water had been poured on him. He was instantly stunned…
"F * ck! Can't you f * cking finish your sentence in one go! Stop in the middle, my ass! I was so happy for nothing…However, having an Invincible Vajra body doesn't seem bad either. Moreover, just from the name, it sounds very awesome! As long as it wasn't a volcanic eruption, earthquake, or tsunami, I would be an 'undying cockroach'! Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!"
"How is it? Do you feel very proud, very proud, and very show-off following me?”Looking at Hao Jian, who was standing there in a daze and giggling from time to time, the mysterious man said proudly.
"Yes…yes yes!" Hao Jian couldn't help but nod, but then he seemed to have thought of something, and his expression suddenly changed." F * ck! No! Didn't you say that you gave me an Invincible Vajra Body in the past? Then how did I get hit by a rock until my head was bleeding and almost smashed to death! I think you're just trying to cheat me!!”
"What does it have to do with me that you were almost killed by a rock?”Looking at the furious Hao Jian, the mysterious man muttered in his heart gloomily. But then, as if he had thought of the reason, he hurriedly explained,"Uh…this is really not my fault! You misunderstood! When I said that you have an 'indestructible body' I meant that your body's recovery ability has been greatly improved. No matter how serious your injuries are, as long as you don't die on the spot, your injuries will heal quickly. As for the name, it's just because it sounds good. However, this is only a small matter. Don't mind it! Young man!"
"Good…good your ass! What's the use of this stupid golden finger? Even if you gave me the Nine Yang Scripture, it would still be stronger than this! No matter how bad it is, you can at least give me [Lingbo Subtle Steps]! Hurry up and change…"
"Stop!" The mysterious man suddenly interrupted Hao Jian." Someone is coming outside. I'll talk to you next time!" Also, since we are all earthlings, I'll give you another piece of advice. It was not easy to transmigrate, so he had to cherish it!'，Alright, don't miss me. Your big brother will definitely come back! Bye bye!"
"F * ck! What nonsense! I think you just want to escape from punishment! Stand for me…"
However, before Hao Jian could finish his sentence, he suddenly blacked out…
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