The Dragon Lady Squatting in the Corner
"Really?" Monkey looked at Tang Sanzang pitifully, thinking that his cheap master would definitely scold him and then use the words 'Great Sage, Heaven's Equal' to humiliate her.
In the end, not only did he not receive any encouragement, but he was also encouraged again and again. This made Monkey's heart, which had been silent and cold for 500 years, seem to be gradually unfreezing.
"You guys are so shameless. You can't beat me, so you call me a bastard. I think you guys are the bastards.”The Dragoness hovered in the air once again, sticking her head out and activating the group taunting mode. Her venomous tongue was invincible.
"Smash you to death!" Xie Yunfei was so angry that the Three Corpse Gods jumped up and down. He waved his hand and smashed the Demon Defending Stele. Who knew that the Dragon Lady was smart. Although she was happy, her eyes had been paying attention to Tang Sanzang's movements. When she saw him move, she immediately dove into the water. It was really amazing.
"Bald monk, what should we do?" Monkey scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks. The Dragon Lady was sly and sly. Even Xie Yunfei was panting in anger. His eyes were as wide as a cow's. He didn't expect that the Dragoness, who looked like a loli, was actually so ferocious that it made his hair stand on end.
Other than the brick, Xie Yunfei had no other choice. Wukong had already picked up the brick and returned it to Xie Yunfei. Monkey was in a bad mood, but he didn't flare up at Xie Yunfei because the bald donkey was also very angry today. It was rare for the two of them to share a common enemy.
"Wukong, although Xiao Longnu is mischievous and makes us very unhappy, she will be my mount in the future. We have to think of a way to capture her and make her obediently follow us to the West.”Although Xie Yunfei was so angry that his teeth itched, he also knew that the task of accepting disciples was really urgent. Seeing that the sun was setting in the west, he would probably be delayed again today. Xie Yunfei's mood became bad.
With my intelligence and wisdom, I actually couldn't deal with a little dragon girl. It was truly a great humiliation.
Xie Yunfei turned to Wukong and said,"We'll stay here tonight. You can change into a tent."”
"Oh yeah!" Wukong was extremely happy. This way, she could hold the Jingu Staff at night. This was Monkey's favorite thing. With the Jingu Staff, he could sleep especially well.
The night gradually fell, just like last night. Outside the tent, there was a bonfire burning. Wukong happily nestled in Xie Yunfei's arms. Xie Yunfei's mood also became very comfortable.
The monkey was very obedient. It slept in Xie Yunfei's arms obediently. It held Xie Yunfei's Jingu Staff with one hand and smiled contentedly.
"Wukong, it's a long night and I don't have the mood to sleep. Why don't we play Mini games or do some piston-type exercises?”Xie Yunfei had shamelessly exposed his true nature. Even if the other party was his eldest disciple, he did not hesitate to extend his demonic claws.
"Alright! Master, I want to hear a story." Wukong agreed readily and made his suggestion. Xie Yunfei was dumbfounded.
Tell a story? Sun Wukong also likes to listen to stories. What kind of activity would I do if I listened to stories?
"This…Wukong, how about we tell a story tomorrow night? The atmosphere tonight is so good, we can discuss the problems of our body structure.”Xie Yunfei's hands were not obedient again. He was both nervous and excited.
I can actually touch the waist of the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, who is at the level of a Demon Emperor. I'm so cool!!
He remembered the last bandit who dared to touch Wukong. He had merely called her his wife, and while Wukong was in a daze, he had touched her chin and turned her into a dozen pieces.
Xie Yunfei took a deep breath. There was still a huge difference between humans. This divine monk touched the Shifter Emperor's sister and nothing happened to him.
"Not good! I want to hear a story from Master." Wukong was unhappy. Only at night did the usually tough woman have the innocence of a girl. This kind of personality contrast really made Xie Yunfei blush.
It was only at this time that the monkey would call Xie Yunfei master. During the day, he would always hear the bald donkey. When he was dissatisfied, he would add the bald donkey rod.
"Good, good, good! Master will tell you a story about the black cat sheriff.”Xie Yunfei yawned and said. He could only use this kind of child's play to trick the monkey. This kind of doll-level animation would definitely make the monkey retreat.
" There's a Black Cat Sheriff in the Great Forest…"
Master, what is a sheriff?" Wukong became a curious baby. She hugged Xie Yunfei and put one foot on his butt. Xie Yunfei felt so good. I'm actually with the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal.
"Sheriff, he's about the same as a constable, but stronger than them.”Xie Yunfei thought for a moment and made a classification explanation.
Twenty minutes later, Xie Yunfei's voice was almost hoarse. He had almost finished the three episodes of the cartoon. What made Xie Yunfei collapse was that the monkey didn't fall asleep. Instead, it supported its head and listened with great interest.
Wukong listened attentively and kept asking " why ", which made Xie Yunfei's pain index continue to rise. However, he couldn't use rough words to hit the monkey. In modern words, Wukong was a poor child who had been hurt in his childhood and left a psychological shadow.
Of course, this conclusion was also recently realized by Xie Yunfei. Wukong's hostility was so strong, naturally this was the reason.
Xie Yunfei patiently explained to Wukong, and then Wukong completely became a curious baby. Xie Yunfei kept talking until his eyelids were fighting and his lips were dry. The monkey did not give up. He shook Xie Yunfei's arm and said coquettishly,"Master, tell me more."
"I won't talk about it anymore. I'm tired. We still have to travel tomorrow.”Xie Yunfei tried hard to open his eyes, but he saw a black shadow rising outside the tent. There were two small horns on the black shadow.
Oh my god! Xie Yunfei was so scared that he peed his pants. However, the monkey's head was shining brightly. He slowly sat up and said calmly,"Master, don't be afraid. It's that loach.”
"Oh! This girl had a habit of peeping!”Xie Yunfei had just calmed down. He remembered that there was a monkey beside him, so there seemed to be nothing to be afraid of.
Wukong turned around and glanced at the black shadow outside the tent.""Loach, if you don't escape now, don't even think about leaving.”
Xie Yunfei scratched his head. The dragon girl was eavesdropping in the middle of the night. This bad habit had to be cured.
"Why did you give up treatment?" Xie Yunfei roared. The little girl had ruined Xie Yunfei's plan. He was about to reach out his demonic claws to the monkey's XX, but it was all ruined by the dragon girl.
The tent was opened by Wukong with the Jingu Staff, and Xiao Longnu was seen squatting outside pitifully. Her long gauze skirt was dragged on the ground, and it was already stained with sand.
The temperature of Snake Mountain was extremely low at night. The little girl had probably squatted for a few hours, and her hair had already formed a faint layer of frost.
"What are you doing here? Are you trying to sneak attack me?" Wukong stood there casually, letting the cold wind blow. Xie Yunfei felt cold just by looking at him.
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