The Dragoness shook her head and said disdainfully,""If it was a sneak attack, would I have stayed outside for several hours?”
"You wouldn't dare to do that. I, Old Sun, deliberately let you freeze outside. It's best if you don't move, but if you do, I'll beat you to death.”Wukong laughed coldly. It seemed like Wukong was extremely decisive when dealing with others.
Xie Yunfei coughed on purpose. Wukong turned around in confusion. Xie Yunfei walked over and put one hand on the monkey's bare butt. It was cold and had a different feeling. Wukong looked bashful. He didn't expect his master to make a surprise attack in front of the Dragoness.
Xie Yunfei used Wukong's body as a cover and asked slowly,""We're all going to sleep. Go do what you have to do. Don't make do here.”
"I won't!" The Dragoness rejected him straightforwardly. Her eyes darted around Sun Wukong's body. After a while, she said," It's so small."”
"Say it again!" Wukong was instantly ignited. He picked up the Jingu Staff and wanted to hammer the dragon girl. Xie Yunfei hugged the monkey in his arms and comforted him," Wukong, don't fall for her trick."”
The monkey suddenly calmed down and pretended to fall into Xie Yunfei's arms. It said pitifully,""Master, am I really very young?"
"No way. Small manly head, big manly head, they were all good manly heads of his master. Besides, I like people like you.”Xie Yunfei hugged the monkey head tightly, feeling extremely pleased.
Seeing the shameless couple hugging each other and looking down on her, the Dragon Lady stood up and wanted to leave, but she couldn't. In the end, she asked,""Are you really going to fetch the scriptures?"
"It's the real deal. I'm honest with everyone. The Buddhist Scriptures Recipe duo, Tang Sanzang and his eldest disciple, Sun Wukong.”Xie Yunfei saw that the Dragon Lady was in a strange mood, so he stopped fooling around with the monkey. After all, completing the mission was a big deal. If the mission failed and the system killed the useless person, then there would be no response from heaven or earth.
"Yes, we are very similar to what Bodhisattva said.”The Dragoness rubbed her fingers and thought for a moment before saying," But I don't want to go to the Western Paradise with you to learn the scriptures, unless…unless you agree to three of my conditions."”
Xie Yunfei pulled Wukong behind him. It wasn't easy for Dragon Lady to have the intention of joining the team. How could he not add fuel to the fire? As for pulling Wukong behind him, this seemingly unintentional action was, of course, to prevent Wukong from suddenly going crazy and scaring Dragon Lady away.
"It's just three conditions. Just say it. As long as I can do it, I'll definitely agree to it.”Xie Yunfei waved his hand. He was most afraid of unwilling disciples. Since the Dragoness was willing, it was easy to do. Anyway, he just had to trick the Dragoness into joining him first.
Hahaha, I'm too evil.
"First, you can't let Wukong bully me.”The Dragoness said the three conditions in an extraordinary tone and stared at Xie Yunfei.
" I..." Xie Yunfei glanced at Sun Wukong and said," Wukong, can you not bully her in the future?"”
"It's fine if you don't bully her. Master, just promise me one condition.”Sun Wukong said straightforwardly.
Xie Yunfei was overjoyed. This divine monk's eldest disciple was still the best. He only mentioned one condition. What a considerate disciple.
"Tell me." Xie Yunfei waved his hand and said. He felt that it was not a problem to deal with the little white dragon.
Wukong blinked and thought for a moment before saying,""Master, there's no hurry. Let Loach finish his conditions first.”
Xie Yunfei thought to himself that it made sense. The monkey dared to PK with the gods in the sky. It seemed that it did not rely entirely on combat strength.
"Sister, tell me your remaining two conditions.”Xie Yunfei tried his best to dress up like a kind and loving master. As for the effect, only the dragon girl knew.
The Dragoness pursed her lips and said,""As for the second condition, of course, there's no problem with learning from you. I like to travel around the mountains and rivers the most, but I won't be your mount!”
Xie Yunfei felt very comfortable listening to the first part of the sentence. It was as if he could already see the incomparably handsome White Dragon Horse under him walking through mountains and rivers, looking extremely cool. However, the next moment, the Dragon Lady's words made Xie Yunfei feel like he had fallen from heaven to hell. The tall, rich, and handsome man had become short, poor, and short. The contrast in life was so great.
"Not my mount! Am I walking to the Western Paradise?" Xie Yunfei covered his head. I don't want to be so miserable! I still have to go through eighty-one difficulties. With these two little legs of mine, I can go from the East to the West. I guess I can go and chat with the King of Hell and report to him.
"Are you kidding me? You ate my white horse, and now you want to follow me, but you still don't want to be my fighter jet. Don't tell me I'll rely on my two legs to walk to the west in the future?”Xie Yunfei was really depressed this time. He could endure the scolding of thousands of people and sleep with Xiao Longnu without hesitation. He could be called a beast, but he would also endure the condemnation of his conscience and ride on Xiao Longnu. Even if others said that he used child labor, Xie Yunfei would not care. But now, the White Dragon Horse that was internally selected was gone just like that.
How can I accept you!
"Do you mean you don't agree? I'll be leaving then." The White Dragon Horse turned around decisively. Xie Yunfei was so anxious that he grabbed the Dragon Lady and said with a flattering smile," I didn't say anything. Why are you so excited? Let's talk things out. If you don't want to be a mount, then so be it. It's the same for Master to walk. Just treat it as training your body."”Xie Yunfei was clearly so angry that he was gritting his teeth and his heart was bleeding like a river, but he still wanted to slap his face and pretend to be fat. Where was this divine monk's protagonist halo? Where did my invincible PVP go? Why did I have to pay so much to get rid of a little white dragon? Stop playing, okay? I'm not Long Aotian. I really want to be Long Aotian's father. Unfortunately, no one could hear Xie Yunfei's cries. Why didn't the powerful system come out and shout a few times to save this young divine monk's heart?
"That's what you said. You can't go back on your word. Actually, if you really don't agree, I will agree to be your White Dragon Horse. After all, I promised Bodhisattva that I would carry you to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures.”The Dragoness pouted her little mouth and revealed an even more bloody truth.
"Puff!" Xie Yunfei spat out a mouthful of blood. This wretched girl, how dare she play with me! I was actually tricked by her! It was simply a great humiliation. In the future, if I bring along a mount that isn't a mount, I'll just be raising my ancestor. A White Dragon Horse that can't turn into a white horse? Are you kidding me?
Xie Yunfei forced himself to suppress the urge to go crazy in his heart. He kept taking deep breaths and told himself that men must be more ruthless to him. Even if he was tricked by the little girl, as long as he made her follow the path, he would have a chance to make her submit obediently in the future.
It seemed that he had to endure it every time. Would he be constipated if he endured it until the end?!
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