Some people say that when you are young, you are the most innocent and obedient.
At that time, we would dress neatly, tie a red scarf, carry a small bag, and happily welcome every day. We would complete the teacher's homework, advocate studying hard, learn from Lei Feng, and all other good qualities.
Let's not talk about what kind of person I am. Just by looking at my surroundings, I can tell that there's nothing good about me. Let's not talk about my deskmate, Wang Dingguan. Even he can't stand it when he's cheap. A seven-year-old brat actually learned to flatter others.
The key was that he couldn't hit it accurately. This old man was very conflicted. Should I hit his head or his mouth…
That afternoon. Teacher had set up a whole bunch of things, causing my entire plan to fail. Moreover, I was an unruly and open-minded person, so I naturally ran to the square to spin the top and play happily.
I don't understand why such a boring game makes me so happy! Life can be turned out from a small top. I don't know why, but I'm naturally not sensitive to learning. I don't understand the numbers in the textbooks at all.
If it weren't for my strong literary foundation, I probably wouldn't have scored more than 100 points in both my language and mathematics subjects…And the second-to-last student in our class actually scored more than 150 points…
" This is the difference. That's why I don't like to learn. If I don't know how to do it, why should I learn it? I would rather spend more time learning climbing skills. Now, it can be said that as my skills become more mature..."
"As early as the first semester, I had mastered no less than three holes that I could crawl through. Not to mention that my climbing skills were so good that I could easily climb out of the wall. It was just that I was careless. At that time, I climbed the wall to pick peaches for Lemon."
I didn't expect to jump into the tricycle of an old man who was sweeping the streets. That smell, I didn't eat for a day, and I was sent back to school in this special car…I should be blamed. His tricycle was old, but the iron sheet was still aged and rusty.
I kicked a hole in it and was sent to the school office in a car. Not only did I ask for compensation from my parents, but I was also beaten up…
It was a little off-topic. Speaking of which, I was having a lot of fun that day. It was not until dark that I accidentally slapped a fatty's face. He pressed me down and spanked me thirty times before I suddenly woke up. I packed my clothes and went home for dinner.
After that day's meal, coincidentally, the TV was playing Pan Changjiang's " Raise Your Hands "... The first time I saw it, I was instantly attracted. I couldn't describe the scene.
We can think about the scene when we first saw it. I was laughing so hard that my stomach hurt for a few days. It was too funny. I didn't dare to see the ending because with my humor, I might have died there…
Of course, under the influence of such a wonderful thing, I forgot about the unpleasant thing of homework, so I didn't do it at all. However, when the teacher assigned it to me during the day, I wrote down the words 'Teacher XX is a bastard!' In the dream, I finished my homework and ranked first in the class.
"I was envied and praised by my classmates. Lemon often came to ask me for advice on learning methods. My little sister was respectful to me every day. The old bastard avoided me every day when he saw me. My mother gave me good food and drinks every day. I played the spinning top without any worries every day."
I was flying a kite and enjoying myself. Just as I was enjoying myself, a slap pulled me from my dream into reality." Still sleeping! You're late, bastard!"
F * ck, who made the decision to start class so early in the morning! How hateful. However, after eating and entering the school gate, I met my classmates at the gate. After greeting them, my face instantly turned ashen.
"Hi, Student Lin, have you finished your homework? Student Lin?" My face turned ashen, and it was as if ice had been applied to my face. Then, I was like a deflated ball or an eggplant that had been hit by frost. I was as depressed as I could be. I didn't do anything at all. That person seemed to know my difficulties.
"It's okay, Student Lin. I haven't finished writing either. I'll just accompany you when the time comes!”When I heard this, my eyes lit up. Yes, he's…uh, I don't remember his name. He seems to be the top student in the class.
"If he didn't finish it, it would definitely mean that he had a lot of homework. The teacher wouldn't punish me. Therefore, I spent the time before class chatting and joking. I didn't care about my homework at all. People are like this. They are most afraid of someone who is better than you. They are even more afraid of someone who is better than you working harder than you."
He did not finish his homework, but ten minutes after he arrived, he finished all the homework smoothly. When the teacher arrived and said to check the homework, he sat down perfectly. My heart and my chin fell at the same time…
What's going on? This doesn't make sense. Didn't he not finish writing? Was he cheating? Did he give her a gift? Could he be lying to me? Damn, he actually lied to me again! F * ck your grandpa! Err...
I'm not done with you! Just as my mental activity was unusually intense, the teacher also checked my side. Wang Dingguan didn't finish writing and was criticized. It was my turn. I made up my mind and stood up slowly, looking at the teacher calmly…
" Teacher, do you know about tricks? Oh, it should be called magic now." The teacher was indeed attracted by me and asked me with wide eyes," I know. Why, Wang Cai, do you know how to do it?"”
Tsk, I laughed contemptuously." I don't know." The teacher was speechless. The students beside him also laughed." What are you talking about? Where's your homework? Take it out for me to check."”
He smiled mysteriously again." Don't be anxious, Teacher. Magic tricks are just tricks that blind the eyes. What I know is something more advanced than them, magic!”
Seeing me shamelessly boasting and pretending to be calm, the teacher was so angry that he laughed." Alright, stop teasing Wang Cai. Take out your homework. If you delay any longer, this class will end."
I looked at the clock. F * ck, it's only been a minute. Why is time passing so slowly? Forget it, I'll go all out." Haha, Teacher, it's good that you don't believe me. Soon, you'll know if I'm telling the truth or not. To tell you the truth, I left my homework at home and didn't bring it with me!”
The teacher's expression was very interesting. She didn't know what to say." Hehe, Wang Cai, I know your background, but I just like how shameless you are. If you didn't do your homework, then so be it. Come, stretch out your hand and hit your palm three times!”
I watched as she slowly raised the teaching pole, and my heart skipped a beat. Oh no, this woman was going to be serious. I hurriedly said," Wait a minute, Teacher. I just said that I know magic. Now, I'll let you experience real magic."”
She really believed it and put away the teaching stick, but that meaningful expression made me understand that if I didn't perform anything, I might die here today.
I wiped the sweat from my forehead and looked around at the entire class who were staring at me. I slowly pulled out the exercise book that I had rolled up from my sleeve. The entire class burst into laughter. The teacher also laughed uncontrollably. She knocked the table with her teaching rod.
" Hahahaha, is this your magic, Wang Cai? Even a three-year-old wouldn't believe it. You're lying to me!" With a loud bang, the teaching pole slammed heavily on the table as he shouted with a serious expression.
"Give me your hand!" I smiled. Don't be anxious, Teacher. The magic is coming in the next second.”After saying that, I opened the exercise book. It had already been rolled up until it was beyond recognition. It seemed that even if I finished the exercise book, the few poles that destroyed the exercise book would still be next to each other.
With that, I grabbed the top of the exercise book with my left hand and slowly rotated the cover of the exercise book with my right hand." Miracle, in the next second." After saying that, I opened the exercise book. Obviously, there was nothing on it…The teacher couldn't stand it anymore. He raised the teaching rod and threw it at me with all his might.
Originally, I had only hit my head three times, and judging from my teacher's mood at that time, he probably wouldn't hit me too hard. Now, not only did he hit me where I wanted to hit him, but he also didn't count. I hit as many as I could. I could only scream mournfully as I shouted,
" Teacher, please spare my life. Ah, ouch, it hurts. Celebration, f * ck, ouch, I'm not scolding you. Ouch, don't hit me…" This was also self-inflicted. As the saying goes, if you don't die, you won't die. After hitting me more than a hundred times, the teacher turned around and walked away. My head was almost swollen like a Buddha. It looked quite miserable. Wang Dingguan saw that I was being beaten and was afraid that I would vent my anger on him again. He picked up my homework.
"Brother Lin, don't you have words here? Look at how elegant and generous these words are. Teacher XX is even a bastard…For a moment, I felt that death was so close to me. I didn't even want to blame Wang Dingguan. My pale face showed that I had already transcended life and death and reached the realm where my heart and I were one.
Perhaps this was what it meant to hear the truth in the morning and die in the evening. Or perhaps it was said that when a person was about to die, his words were also kind. I silently watched as my teacher's voice suddenly became high-pitched.
"What?! What did you say?" Then, the shadows of the poles shrouded me like raindrops. I closed my eyes and a sentence appeared in my mind. Wang Dingguan, I * you *, I * your ancestors ***, I *%#{$@_ %@***…
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