I spent the past three years with a calm personality. I vaguely remember that afternoon in the fourth grade. After seeing the slam dunk master, I thought that his movements and state were really handsome. I bought a basketball and played with it on the field.
Putting aside the effects, I was already as tired as a dead dog just by picking up the ball…Thinking that it was boring to play alone, I called a few more companions and started to take turns to throw the ball. I couldn't get into the hoop, but Ergou's face was already swollen on one side…The situation was very urgent at that time.
He defended against someone from the three-point line. I passed the ball to him from outside. After I threw it, I quickly ran to the middle and shouted at him…I didn't expect this guy to be so crazy. He turned his face to look at me before he even received the ball. When he turned his face, it was already right on his face.
Saliva splashed in the air. He first tilted his head back, then his body slowly fell back, and finally fell straight to the ground. Wang Dingguan was blind, and in order to snatch the ball, he stepped on his face again... In the end, it became like this. The left side of her face was swollen…
About four lifetimes had passed. Our fight was unusually intense and heated. Unfortunately…we didn't score a single goal. I don't know what fun it was.
In the end, when they were lying on the ground basking in the sun, I shouted and climbed up the basketball hoop! He carefully walked to the basket." Slam dunk!”After saying that, he jumped down and dunked the ball towards the basket. It was still an unusually elegant slam dunk with both hands…
Unfortunately…the basketball would basically bounce out under such circumstances. Moreover, the greater the force, the stronger the reaction force…So…I could have landed steadily, but in the end, I was hit in the chin by the basketball that bounced out and was sent flying.
Looking at the ground that was gradually approaching, I shed a tear. Because I was so excited just now, I stuck out my tongue. When the ball hit my chin, I also bit my tongue. I have to say, it really hurts…It hurts…
In the end, I was told that my right arm's radius was fractured and the ulna slipped and broke…I hired a hundred and fifty doctors and injected anesthesia into my own hand…In the end, I changed doctors. After scaring me again, the bones were fixed…
After that, I put on a splints. I'm afraid I won't be able to move around for the next two months…Isn't this unlucky? What's even more infuriating is that I have to take anti-inflammatory drugs. Looking at the bottle that's bigger than my head…My heart also feels a lot cooler…
Therefore, in order to be strong, I bought a basket of red peppers and ate them for a whole week. My heart was warm, but my whole body was swollen like a pig that had been watered. It was red and purple. Wasn't this being cheap? I was unlucky…
The next year, when I was in the fifth grade, colorful love letters were flying all over the sky. I secretly started to sell letters. I transferred 50 cents and sold them all together with a red heart sticker.
There was a golden red double happiness on it. Although this post was torn from the supermarket egg, business was still very good. Ever since my little sister and Lemon became deskmates, I could no longer happily look for her. Moreover, because she was giving me advice from behind, my plans had failed several times.
In the end, not only did she lose face, but she also got injured…Over time, the two of them actually became very close. This made me very confused. I was clearly so much better than her, so why did Lemon ignore me?
However, my IQ is really not to be underestimated. Not only is my literary talent superb, but I also know how to bribe. A third of the money I earn is used to buy gifts to bribe my little sister, a third is used to buy goods, and a third is used to buy daily necessities for lemons. In addition to my pocket money, I'm never stingy with lemons.
Our Class 3 is very loving. I once led the entire sixth grade class to fight over the sanitary area. I went up and gave the class monitor a slap. He instantly rushed up and fought with me.
However, his performance wasn't enough. In the end, under my leadership, fifth grade class three won and gained the right to speak. I became famous in one go, especially because I broke an arm in a bloody battle, which shocked everyone.
It couldn't be helped. It was the will of the people and the will of heaven. Moreover, watching too many martial arts movies would make me go crazy…As a result, I was detained and expelled if I made another mistake.
After hearing this news, Wang Dingguan even bought a bottle of beer and showed off at me. He was slapped down by me three times and dragged to the utility room for another beating. Only then did he understand that no matter what happened, I would still hit him if I wanted to!
I even let him know that I would secretly make him cry. And after fifth grade, I don't know who was so bored that they decided to elect some school hunk or school belle, but they even dragged me into it. In the end, I won the title of the number one school hunk at the Second Primary School of Shengjing based on public opinion.
I inherited the honor from my mother, and under normal circumstances, boys would look more like their mothers. Others praised my mother for her beauty, but my impression of my mother since I was young was that she had a rough image like a hooligan.
She had never dressed up before. She always had short hair that reached her ears. Because of this, my hair was not long either.
It made me seem more cheerful, but for some reason, after eleven years, my hair was still only three to four centimeters long. Although I saved a lot of money on haircuts, I always wondered why. I was very healthy when I went to the hospital. As for the money I saved on haircuts, I used it all to buy gifts for Lemon.
The most popular school belle was Du Yutong. Who would have thought that her daughter would be so beautiful even though she looked like her mother? She really didn't want to say much about her image. No man was as sloppy as her.
She was a slovenly young woman who was smoking and wearing casual clothes. It could be said that this world was really confusing. As for Lemon, she looked quite ordinary.
It's just that her eyes are very cute, but she wasn't selected. I don't understand. If you ask me, these people are blind. Lemon is such a cute little loli, why didn't they notice it!
On the other hand, his younger sister, Du Yutong, had facial paralysis and a princess syndrome. She was actually the school belle? First place? As for why I don't like her, first of all, she cheated me of a lot of snacks.
Basically, I used all my pocket money to bribe her, but she didn't do anything for me…Secondly, she often finds ways to tease me! You made me lose face!
Speaking of the final exam for the fifth grade, it was really an interesting story in history. After the results were released, I looked at the rankings and results on the bulletin board and really broke my glasses.
[I'm so angry that I'm gnashing my teeth. I got 122 out of 400 points…Others have calculated that even if I kept making multiple-choice questions, the outcome would be much better than now. Unfortunately, my luck is also very bad…]
Mathematics, six points, naturally seven points. One point for moral character, which the teacher reluctantly gave to me after seeing how hard I wrote. Ten points for social studies, two points for the Chinese essay, and everything else was correct.
The only thing I'm proud of! However, I didn't like the English teacher's words." I've never seen a student like you. Not only are you stupid, but your luck is also extremely bad! With so many multiple-choice questions, you would probably get 10 or 18 points if you just randomly answered them!”After listening to her, I smiled.
"Teacher, you're too naive. If I get all the answers right, you'll think that I plagiarized the answers.”…
On the same day, I was invited to the English office to redo the test paper. I deserved it. I didn't listen to the teacher's questions and didn't get the answers right…
He could only wait there and stare. He looked around and realized that he really couldn't copy it. Look, this was the most painful thing in life. I was afraid of being caught cheating during the exam, so I didn't dare to cheat. Now that no one is watching, I didn't dare to cheat…
. "In the end, I invented a lot of ways to solve the questions. For example, I tossed a coin, first heads and tails, then guessed whether it was A, B, or CD, and then made a choice. It was fine if the accuracy rate was not high. I wrote four more teams and drew lots to solve the questions.
In the end, he still found it troublesome. He placed the pen on the table and made a choice according to the grading system of east, west, north, south, A, B, C, D. In the end, he finished the test paper quite quickly.
The essay was directly printed in Pinyin, and because it was scribbled, it actually looked like English. In this way, it depended on whether the teacher corrected it carefully or not…
In the end, when I threw the papers on the teacher's desk, she didn't let me go. She insisted on marking the papers in front of me. In the end, she marked the papers with a smile on her face…The result was…
I got a zero again. Well, now I have completely given up. My character is so bad that I have nothing to say…That night, I burned incense and prayed to God sincerely,
" God, please have pity on your child. If this continues, I won't have the face to live in this world." After saying that, Dong Dong, Dong, I kowtowed three times. Before I could make a wish, a gust of wind blew over. Although it didn't blow out the incense, it blew the incense ashes up and blew at me…It hurts…
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