(See…In the end, I believe that all idiots are like this ~)
。。。
"Ahahaha!" Suddenly, a burst of laughter came from above.
Everyone looked up.
" Who is that guy?!"
"There must be darkness in the light. Sooner or later, people will become bald. Under the guidance of his underpants, let's run tonight, the romantic feelings of a man. Strange Thief! Crotch Mask! Go on stage!"
"He's just a pervert. Don't be ridiculous." Spirit couldn't help but curse at the pervert who was doing a series of actions on the roof that he thought was handsome but was actually an idiot. "Why are there always so many perverts?”As he spoke, he glanced at the gorilla that was still in the pit.
"Hey! What are you talking about?!”
"Ah, the pervert is furious." Spirit added indifferently.
"Hey! Don't keep calling him a pervert! What a pervert! Bastard!"
"A mere pervert is so arrogant.”Suddenly, there was darkness in the background, and Takeshi Shimura smiled gently and strangely.
“！！！”
Suddenly, the Shinsengumi's long member appeared in front of the pervert with a katana in his hand.
"Heh. I knew this would happen." A smug expression appeared on General Wu's face.
The Shinsengumi leader stared at the pervert and slowly approached.
"Ah!" Seeing that the situation was unfavorable, the pervert quickly turned around and ran.
Bang!
Yamazaki stepped in front of the pervert in his heavy armor.
"Oh! Yamazaki! Send him flying!" Fang Tu ordered loudly.
"Yes, vice-captain…Eh?" However, as expected, he was too pleased with himself and his helmet suddenly fell to cover his vision.
" Ah!!!!!" Yamazaki Longo screamed and tripped himself.
"Hah!" With a perverted and nimble jump, he jumped over Yamazaki Long.
"Eh?" The Shinsengumi members were dumbfounded.
Bang!
The Long Squad members were hit like bowlers and fell off the roof.
Beep beep!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Flames soared into the sky, earth and stone flew everywhere, and the long team died.
"Sigh, I knew this would happen." Fortunately, Spirit didn't have much hope for these unreliable people.
"Hahahaha! What a fool! Ha!" The pervert shouted and somersaulted, grabbing the roof with both hands and swinging towards the corridor. He raised his hands and landed on the ground.
Beep beep!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"Heh. Idiot. Why are you posing? Do you think you're a gymnast?”Spirit's venomous tongue skill was getting more and more powerful.
"There are mines under the floor.”
"Looks like it."
"Ah! Of course!" Kagura suddenly pointed at the sky.
The underwear that was floating in the sky fell down unsteadily.
Swoosh!
The pervert who had been blown to the bottom of the pile of wooden boards suddenly reached out and grabbed his pants.
"Hehehe. He was too naive. You can't defeat me with these alone. All the perverts, scoundrels, lechers, and delusional people in the country are still waiting for me to return. Their voices are giving me strength. Can't you hear me? Their voices." The pervert stood up and roared with fighting spirit,""Brats, can't you hear their voices?!!!”
"Erm... I'm sorry. He's just a pervert. Why is he pretending to be so righteous?”Spirit narrowed her eyes. She suddenly felt that having too good of a vision was also a form of torture.
"What are you talking about? I can't fall in such a place! I swear on my Crotch Mask's honor that I'll go back to them!”
"Do you really have a reputation?”Spirit couldn't bear to look at it anymore, so she closed her eyes. Out of sight, out of mind.
"Wait!"
“!”The pervert turned his head in shock and saw the gorilla clutching his feet with both hands, blood flowing from its nose.
"Don't touch Miss Ah Miao's underwear with your dirty hands! You haven't even touched me before, bastard!"
"Let go! I said let go! You defeated opponent! Fart, fart hair! The big wooden fish! Miso bread! Gorilla…" The pervert turned around and kicked the gorilla's face as he cursed.
"What do you think? Are you just going to watch me get kicked alone? Yinsang, what are you doing? Hurry up and do it! I'll give you the chance to perform this time!”The gorilla's face was already too horrible to look at.
"You don't have to say anything.”Yin Shi pulled out the wooden saber at his waist.
"Oh? Not bad eyes, Yin Shi." Spirit praised when she saw Yin Shi, who was rarely serious.
"Hold on tight, that hairy leg of his! Hahaha With that, Yin Shi roared and charged at the pervert.
“! Wait a minute! There…"
Beep beep!
"Ah ~" Yin Shi suddenly stopped and cried out cutely.。。
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"As expected, I'm the idiot who would believe an idiot like you.”Looking at Silver, who was also lying in the pit, Spirit felt that she had been really stupid to praise him before.
——pia！
The pervert took the opportunity to kick the gorilla, who was staring blankly at Yin Shi.
"Hahaha! I'll be the one laughing in the end."
"Yes." Takeshi Shimura suddenly narrowed his eyes and dragged Nagasaki to the pervert.
"What? What?" The pervert was shocked. Taka Shimura actually ran along Yin Shi's path and stepped on Yin Shi's head, flying up and slashing down!
"Stop looking down on me!"
Swoosh!
"Ah!" The pervert screamed and fell to the ground.
His pants flew up, and Takeshi Shimura grabbed it and said seriously,""Other than Ling, I will never give my underwear to anyone else!”
"Erm... I'm sorry. Hello. What are you talking about?" Spirit turned her face away slightly and complained calmly.
" Sister!!!" Shinhachi shouted and ran happily towards Takeshi Shimura.
"As expected, big sister is the strongest! Hmm?" Kagura shouted and wanted to run over, but Spirit grabbed her by the back of her collar.
Beep beep!
"Hmm?" Shinhachi was dumbfounded.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"As expected. I knew it." Spirit had already guessed that the new Hachi would die in a fit of pride.
"Ah! Big Sister! Kagura hugged Rei and rubbed her face against her chest happily.
As the smoke and dust dispersed, General Guru suddenly said to Hijikata,""Fang Zhengsang, that pair of pants was actually given to you by me.”
" What did you say?!" Fang Tu glared fiercely at Sogo.
"I was just joking.”Wu San Wu said and turned to run.
"What's so funny? Stop right there!" Fang Tu's veins bulged on his face as he pulled out his saber and chased after him.
The two of them ran wildly, one in front and one behind.
Di di!
"Hmm?" Zong Wu suddenly stopped in confusion and looked at his feet.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
A series of explosions sounded in the courtyard!
Bang! Bang!!
In the end, it formed a huge firework.。。
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