(Mina Sang ~ Don't learn from these three idiots ~ Look at this bad luck ~)
。。。Wanshiwu
Rei was taking an afternoon nap on the sofa with Kagura in her arms.
"Ahhhh! Yinsang was really too much. Without a job, he went to play marbles. His gambling luck was terrible. Sigh, he would definitely lose everything again in a while.。。”
Shinhachi was wearing a headscarf as she cleaned the place like an old mother, muttering non-stop.
"Dong dong dong!"
"Crack ~"
"Minasang! Let's go to the beach together!"
Yin Shicong rushed upstairs, opened the door, and shouted into the room.
" Huh?!" Xin Baji held the mop and looked at Yin Shi in a daze.
"Hmm?" Spirit opened her eyes in confusion.
"Woo... This naturally curly-haired bastard!" Kagura jumped up from Spirit's embrace." You've disturbed my beautiful time with Big Sister. Go to hell!" Yao Cha!"
“!!!!!!”Kagura's flying kick landed on Yin Shi's crotch.。。
"Boom!" Yin Shi fell to the ground with his hands covering his crotch. His eyes rolled back and he was foaming at the mouth. He did not even have time to utter a word.
" Hah!" Spirit covered her mouth with one hand and let out a long yawn.
"Shinji, clean up that human trash on the ground.”
"Hey, hey. Lord Ling, please hold your hands high. Although the one on the ground was indeed useless.”Shinhachi first begged for mercy on behalf of Yinshi, and then he also agreed to stab him.
"Hey! Wake up, wake up!" Xin Ba Ji grabbed Yin Shi's collar and shook it non-stop.
"Hmm?" Yin Shi woke up slowly." Ahhhh! My balls! Kakula! You're so ruthless!" When Yin Shi came back to his senses, he hurriedly covered his crotch and howled.
"Serves you right, Ah Lu. If you keep arguing, I'll beat your **(beep-) into **(beep-) Alu.”Kagura sat back down on the sofa and crossed her legs like Rei. She spoke in a queen-like manner.
"Kagura. Girls shouldn't talk about those dirty things.”Spirit leisurely poured herself a cup of tea.
" Hi, Big Sister!"
"Ahhhh! It was really one thing to subdue another. Ah! Masaka! Spirit is the demon king who stands at the top of the food chain and laughs at us!”
"What are you talking about? Yin Shi, what are you doing back here?”
"Ah! Whoosh! He had almost forgotten something important! Hey! Everyone, listen up! A mysterious cosmic creature had appeared by the sea, and there was already a bounty on its head! So tomorrow, let's go to the beach!!”Yin Shi suddenly stood up and clenched his fist, full of energy.
"Huh? He wanted to go to the beach to play. Hmm, Shinhachi, call your sister too.”Spirit thought about it and decided not to call him Cheng Ye.
After all, she was a princess. She couldn't go out and play casually.
It was more practical to visit her when he was free.
"Ah, okay. Then I'll go back first today. Everyone will gather at the station tomorrow.”
"Hey, hey, hey! We're there for work, not for fun, you bastards!”
"Yuxi! Go to the beach!" Kagura cheered, completely immersed in the excitement of going to the beach.
Spirit returned to her usual poker face as she watched Kagura jump up and down while packing up the things she wanted to bring to the beach. However, the faint indulgence in her eyes revealed her current mood.
" Don't ignore me!" Yin Shi couldn't take it anymore and turned into a roaring emperor.
。。。following day
"I say, everyone, let's go with all our might.”Yin Shi looked at the people in front of him seriously and said.
"Oh!" Kagura, Takeshi Shimura, and Shinhachi clenched their fists and raised their hands to cheer. Even Dingchun raised her claws, looking very happy.
The only one who could remain calm was probably Spirit.
However," I said, why did that human trash who wrote Hasegawa and read him as trash also want to go with us?”Unknowingly, Spirit was already on the path of her venomous tongue, unable to turn back.
" Ah, ah, that's very rude of you to say that! Uncle, I'm going to cry! I'm really going to cry for you to see!" The good-for-nothing uncle who was standing beside Yin Shi pretended to hold his heart.
“。。。How disgusting." Three seconds later, Spirit's fatal blow successfully made the useless uncle kneel in the shadows.
"Sigh, bringing you guys along was a bad decision. We clearly said that we weren't going to play. We were going to fight! What kind of attire are you wearing? Did he think he was going on a vacation? I already said that you can only buy snacks for 300 yen at most! But what could 300 yen buy these days?!”
Shinhachi, who was wearing a straw hat and a lifeboat, Kagura, who was carrying a water balloon and a small bag, wrapped in a headscarf, and Takeshi Shimura, who was still dressed in a standard kimono and holding a snack box. Even Dingchun, who was at the back, had a small wooden bucket tied around her neck. Looking at the few people in front of him, Yin Shi was almost incoherent.
"Anyway, we're going to the beach. It's good to have some fun.”
"What are you talking about? Or should I say, why are you dressed like you're on a vacation? Aren't you worried about the safety of the passers-by?! You don't care about other people's feelings at all, you bastard!”
"Hmm? Is there a problem with what I'm wearing?" Spirit blinked in confusion and lowered her head to size herself up.
He was wearing a tight white singlet and loose shorts. He was wearing the most common wooden clogs. The only thing that didn't change was the silver mask on his face.
" Ah, don't listen to that unloved trash. Spirit is doing very well like this," Takeshi Shimura said as he hugged one of Spirit's arms and rubbed it against it. His narrowed eyes kept scanning Spirit's fair and delicate skin, as well as her well-proportioned, slender, and powerful muscles.
"That's right! Big Sister is the best!" As Kagura spoke, she also grabbed Spirit's other arm.
- Pfft!
"Hey, hey, hey! The two of you, wipe the blood off your nose first, okay?”Shinhachi complained helplessly. He felt his nose itch and the hot air that kept rising, so he quickly turned his head.
"Don't stand here and talk nonsense. Hurry up and take a bus to the beach.”Spirit took out a handkerchief and gave it to the two women who were smiling foolishly. No, it should be a woman and a girl. They wiped their nosebleeds.
"Erm... I'm sorry. Cough! We have to walk! To train our tenacious will!!!”Yin Shi coughed to hide his guilt and said righteously.
"Could it be... You must have lost all the 10,000 yen I gave you this morning.”Spirit stared at him suspiciously.
"Ahahaha! "Masaka ~" Yin Shi rubbed the back of his head and pretended to be stupid.
"Do you think you can get away with it just by smiling foolishly?”
"Bang!"
After a headbutt knocked Yin Shi to the ground, Spirit turned around and looked at everyone helplessly." I didn't bring my wallet.”
"Ah? Ahhhh!" Everyone was surprised, and then they shouted and started punching and kicking Yin Shi on the ground.
"Bastard!"
"Scum!"
"Trash!"
"Trash!"
。。。
" Pa, pa…" After venting his anger, Taka Shimura clapped his hands and returned to Ling's side with a smile." It's okay. There's a way to make money."”
As he spoke, Taka Shimura ordered everyone to stand in a row by the roadside.
"What? It sounds so good. Isn't it the most common method?”Looking at the cars passing by in front of him, Yin Shi expressed his disdain.
"I know Ah Lu! He was using a honey trap to stop Ah Lu!”
"Good! I'll use my big legs to make them submit!”
"Forget it, Mr. Hasegawa. With your leg hair, even the people who were about to stop the car would be scared away.”Xin Baji, who was standing at the side, looked at the scenery behind the rolled up trousers and rubbed his foot against his calf.
"Don't let such a disgusting thing affect the city. Do you want to destroy it?" Spirit lowered her head slightly as she spoke, seemingly in deep thought.
"Uh…" After the loser uncle received a blow, he weakly lowered his pants.
"Sigh, looks like there's no other way." Takeshi Shimura held Ling's arm and saw a small car coming from afar. He immediately turned to the three men and a dog on the other side and said,""First, raise your hands and hold your head."
The three people and one dog blinked their eyes in confusion, then obediently covered their heads with their hands.
"Inhale into your stomach."
Three people and a dog stuck their stomachs in and lifted their butts.
"When you bend your body forward, pay attention to your cleavage.”
Three people and a dog stood on their flat chest.
Looking at the car that was almost in front of him, Taka Shimura's eyes lit up like a beast." Go!"!!”As she shouted, she turned around elegantly and kicked the newbie who was standing beside her.
"Ah!"
- Pfft!
"Bang!"
Shinichi, who had flown onto the road, was knocked away by the car's sudden braking.
"Hey!" Miao Shimura kicked Yin Shi's perky butt.
"Ah!"
"Bang!"
Yin Shi also cried out as he was sent flying.
"Hey!"
"Eh?"
"Bang!"
The useless uncle was also killed.
"Hey!"
"Roar ~"
"Bang!"
Dingchun let out an indifferent cry. Its huge body fell on the road and finally stopped the small car that had crashed into it.
"Oh, I see. So there's such a method." Spirit looked at the three people whose faces were covered in blood and seemed to understand something.
Takeshi Shimura pulled Spirit to the car with a professional smile. He opened the car door and let Spirit sit in the front passenger seat. Then, he sat on Spirit's lap unceremoniously.”Holding the snack box in his hand, Taka Shimura nestled in Ling's arms.
"Ah! Big Sister is so cunning, Ah Lu!" Kagura opened the back door and squeezed into the gap in the front seat." Please turn up the air conditioner, Aru."”
"Alright, uncle, you can drive now. Send us to the beach." Spirit reached out and hugged Takeshi Shimura, calmly ignoring the creature on the ground.
"Ah! Ma Da!"
"Woof!"
Three people and a dog barked as they squeezed into the backseat.
"I'm really sorry, but that's great. To be able to meet on the road by chance.”Takeshi Shimura turned to look at the fat driver who did not look too good.
"Uncle, please play the tape for me, Ah Lu.”
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts ~ I said, Kagura, come down. You're pressing on my wound.”The pitiful Shinhachi was stuck in the gap between the seats in front of her and had to be stepped on by Kagura.
"What about me? I'm stuck to the window.”
"It's so hot and smelly. You put too much wax on your hair."
Yin Shi, the useless uncle, and the huge Dingchun squeezed in the back seat. The useless uncle's head was squeezed on the fat driver's head.
"Let go, let go! Mybest!”Kagura poked Fatty's face with a tape. Fatty was already so " enchanted " by this group of people that his eyes turned dull.
"Men can't be constrained by trifles, Xin-chan.”
"Kagura, the current cars can't fit your old card.”Rei had no choice but to stop Kagura from harassing the driver.
"Hmm? Dingchun, if you dare to be in the car...。I'll treat everyone to dog meat today.”Noticing that Dingchun behind her was showing an expression of wanting to relieve herself, Spirit immediately threatened her without any politeness.
"Woof ~" Dingchun endured it with all her might, feeling wronged. She acted cute with tears in her eyes.
"It's useless to act cute. Driver, please speed up, otherwise Dingchun will be in your car."”Ling threatened the fat driver indifferently.
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