"Is the underworld so strict now that ghosts who don't know the cause of death are not allowed to reincarnate?”
I glanced at him impatiently.
"Aiya, this is the same principle as family planning. Think about it yourself.”Mr. Mediterranean waved his fat hand impatiently.
Hey, you're still in the mood to ask for help?
Without another word, I shook my head and left.
The middle-aged man panicked. He fanned the air around him while moving his huge body to chase after them.
I stopped.
" Miss…" Mr. Mediterranean shouted excitedly as he ran," I knew you wouldn't sit by and do nothing."”
I gently twisted my neck and mumbled,"F * ck, I twisted my neck.”
"Miss, please help me find out the cause of death.”
"Are you sick? Your family is in grief now. I suddenly came to visit and asked them how Uncle died. You should ask your family in your dreams.”
" Uh..." Uncle Mediterranean looked a little embarrassed." They should be having a celebration party at a five-star hotel now."”
I glanced at him.”
Mr. Mediterranean nodded vigorously.
I began to sympathize with him.
I said,'Be a human, be a human.' Why did you do it so poorly? After becoming a ghost, your family still had to open red wine to celebrate. One could imagine what kind of character this guy usually had.
I stared at him and moved my lips. I was about to say something, but he didn't give me a chance to interrupt and continued.
"Help me find out which wicked guy killed me in advance when I had terminal cancer, causing me to be unable to reincarnate.”
The more he spoke, the angrier he became. A few drops of saliva sprayed on my face.
I wiped it clean and asked,"Do ghosts have saliva too?"”
"No, I just drank some water in the Earth Trench. I guess I haven't completely assimilated.”
"..." I shook my head gently and wanted to leave again.
As for why he had to be gentle, it was because he was worried that the tragedy would repeat itself.
" Please, Miss. I know you're chivalrous, beautiful, and like Sister Furong…"
I slapped him." There's no need to continue. I know which hotel it is. Let's go."”
I believe that other than the last sentence, everything else is the truth. Seeing that you're so honest, I'll be a good person.
However, I can't walk out of this annoying Sunlight Graveyard. What should I do?
At the same time, I forgot the way back.
"Aiya, I was too tired when I was carried here, so I fell asleep and didn't look at the way, so I didn't know how to get out.”Mr. Mediterranean easily scratched his head, which was usually out of reach, because his head was flat now.
"Ask your neighbor."
"Aiya, I've only been dead for less than a day, and I don't even know anyone!”Mr. Mediterranean twisted his fat body like a little girl, and his pasty face revealed the shyness of a little girl.
I shivered and dropped the feather duster in my hand.
"Didn't you say that you met a lot of people?”I tried hard to recall what happened just now and asked.
"Actually, he has another good point, and that is that he likes to exaggerate!”Mr. Mediterranean continued to shake his beancurd head shyly. A few drops of brain juice flowed out from his ears, fresh and hot.
"I think I understand why your family is so happy that you're finally dead.”
I reached out my finger to touch his ear. What did it feel like to touch a human brain? Would it feel the same as tofu? But I've never touched tofu before, because my mother said that tofu is expensive. If you want to eat it, just eat it. Don't use too many hands, or you'll cut off your hands.
However, I was immediately shocked by my own thoughts and hurriedly slapped my hand away.
No way, when did I become such a pervert?
I bent down to pick up the feather duster, but because of my size, I couldn't reach it, so I had to squat down to pick it up.
Mr. Mediterranean also squatted down kindly.
"Pa da!"
A drop of brain matter slipped out of his ear, and the clarity of the sound was extremely ear-piercing.
I shivered.
Oh my god, this was too exciting.
"Uncle, let's look around. Also, can you not come near me? I'm panicking.”
I moved away from him and looked around at the luxurious cemetery.
With my current financial situation, even if I worked hard for a hundred years, I might not be able to return to this place after I die.
Then should I think about where I'll be buried after I die?
I held my chin and fell into deep thought again.
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