Useless Female Taoist
12 The non-mainstream old man in the Sunny Graveyard

Angel of E

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After half a day, we finally found the exit.

"This is really a maze!" I took a deep breath and looked relieved.

This was the truth. I turned east for an hour near the 23rd Sunlight Graveyard, then south, west, and north. After turning in four directions, I finally found the exit. It was actually on a main road beside the 20th, and there was a big road sign on it that pointed to the exit: The exit was 100 meters ahead.

Great, after working so hard for so long, I finally found the exit. It can be seen that I was born to be a genius at finding the way.

At the door, the wall suddenly disappeared, and there was a chair next to it. On the chair was an uncle wearing non-mainstream clothes. He was holding a branded phone in his hand. At this moment, he was swiping his phone casually.

I stood on tiptoe, intending to sneak past him because I saw a sign beside him: 50 yuan per person.

She wondered if this was a tourist attraction or a historical site. Why was it more expensive than eating supper at a food stall?

"Stand still!"

The old man lazily shouted at me, who had a guilty conscience.

I happened to stand on my left foot, so I planned to stand on my right foot as well.

So, I stood still. However, it was really tiring to maintain this position.

"Brother, what's the matter?"

As soon as I finished speaking, I almost died from my own words. Vomiting, I'm going to vomit.

The reason why I said that was because his clothes were different. It could be seen that this old man was quite fashionable.

"Sister, why did you come out from inside?”The old man's bare toes turned soft when he heard that. He immediately stood up, straightened his collar, and smiled wretchedly.

"That's right, because my home is inside, isn't it, uncle?”

I turned my head and grabbed the feather duster tightly.

If he answered no, the result would be simple. He would be hit by my feather duster.

" Uh…yes…" Uncle Mediterranean reluctantly forced himself under my coercion.

"Little girl, who are you talking to?”The old man's voice was soft, as if he had regained his 80-year-old youth. However, wouldn't he have to retire after 60 years old? Why was he still working? It seemed that the black-hearted boss was using the old man as labor.

"Him!" I naively pointed at the middle-aged man with a bitter face." Eh, can't he see you?”

The last sentence was obviously directed at the Mediterranean man.

The middle-aged man stroked his bald head and shook his head."Didn't I say that I just died? How can I have so much spiritual power for mortals to see me?”

I caught a loophole in his words."Then am I an immortal descending to the mortal world?"

"No, you're just too slow to react. You're just different from ordinary people.”

My face fell.

She was slow and different from ordinary people. What I wanted wasn't the word 'slow' but words like 'I want to become a savior'.

"You deserve to die!" I waved the feather duster and shouted angrily," I'll beat you to death!”

"Hey, this is a divine artifact. This wave of yours isn't just any ordinary wave, it's an earth-shattering wave. Who knows, if you cause a ruckus like this, my soul might dissipate.”

Mr. Mediterranean dodged in fear.

However, this guy forgot that his jumping ability was especially strong. He just kept dodging. Finally, I successfully hit him.

Mr. Mediterranean froze.

I was shocked, and a sense of regret rose in my heart. This…this fat uncle wouldn't really let me whip him to death again, right?

In the end, the Mediterranean uncle shook his butt and said with a red face,""It's so comfortable. Let's do it again."

"You b * tch!" I was furious." What is this? Why isn't it working?”

"I guess I'm too useless, so the magic tools can't do anything.”Mr. Mediterranean seriously told me this crucial question.

"…No way…"

I always thought that my IQ was second to Einstein's. What's going on? Why is reality always destroying my life?

I won the Three Good Student Award in the first semester of my first year of primary school, the Achievement Progress Award in my second year, and the Advanced Young Pioneers Award in my sixth year. In my ten years of life, I've also won awards.

With my 200 IQ, it must be out of battery.

"Hey, let's run!" the Mediterranean uncle said.

"Why?" I haven't checked where the feather duster can be equipped with batteries.

"The old man who ran away brought his men to f * ck us.”

"No way, why did he run?”

"She probably thought she met a psychopath, so she planned to send her to a mental hospital.”

"Who's so perverted? I'll have to be careful.”

"That's right. So, just in case, let's escape as well.”

You're right. For my safety, I should avoid that crazy guy and run away. Moreover, if the old man catches up with me, he'll ask me for a 50-yuan ticket.

Who would be willing to spend 50 yuan to visit these piles of ashes?

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